I won the Twitch Raffle when I wasn't even online.

[RecondoJoe]

It's crazy, it's like the one time I missed the raffle, I had been there leading up to 45 minutes before the raffle drawing occurred. I made the conscious decision to be like ya' know what, I'm not going to win anyways... so I left the stream open and went and watched the movie "Nobody" with my dad...

...today I was thinking about it, so I went and watched the saved video on Twitch and realized that I won the raffle, but wasn't there to claim it. I thought I was hearing things when I heard it.

The fact that I did win it though still feels good, and I think it's actually hilarious because I wanted to win that ring so bad so I can technically be married to Slizzlinette...

For anyone who doesn't believe me, go to 04:25:30 (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1004057643)

lolcat4u is literally my account.

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[RecondoJoe]

Sober and I just learned yesterday that I count as being self employed because my earnings from minings is so high :*( this whole time I thought I just had to pay capital gains tax on my crypto if/when I sold it in the future, but I found out that I actually have to pay income tax on each payout I get because I'm averaging over $800 a week :*(.

Apparently the magic number is $33.44 a day if you want to avoid paying income tax. I'm like 3x that :*(

[Tunabros]

do you even play on blue

[RecondoJoe]

do you even play on blue

it's the only p99 server i play on
red is too dead
green is too toxic

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/BZ7a6W7.jpg

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/BZ7a6W7.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gif

stay rekt, virgin

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[RecondoJoe]

how do i report snortles for spam itt

[Trexller]

drugs and unemployment

[Disease]

Sober and I just learned yesterday that I count as being self employed because my earnings from minings is so high :*( this whole time I thought I just had to pay capital gains tax on my crypto if/when I sold it in the future, but I found out that I actually have to pay income tax on each payout I get because I'm averaging over $800 a week :*(.

Apparently the magic number is $33.44 a day if you want to avoid paying income tax. I'm like 3x that :*(

Us Binance(not usa) and vpn. Get a cashapp card, deposit money and convert to btc. Transfer btc to binance account. Trade, transfer back to btc and back to your cashapp.

[Ratchet51]

drugs and unemployment

Sign me up, please.

[Pulgasari]

Us Binance(not usa) and vpn. Get a cashapp card, deposit money and convert to btc. Transfer btc to binance account. Trade, transfer back to btc and back to your cashapp.

Thank you for the money laundering instructions.

[RecondoJoe]

Us Binance(not usa) and vpn. Get a cashapp card, deposit money and convert to btc. Transfer btc to binance account. Trade, transfer back to btc and back to your cashapp.

Not sure I follow... ?

[RecondoJoe]

Thank you for the money laundering instructions.

Having to pay income tax on mining is fucking stupid, let's keep it real. Imagine if day traders paid income tax on every single trade they did, only to turn around and pay capital gains tax as well. You're paying tax twice, on top of what I consider to be already a tight margin... by the time you buy a GPU, and pay for electricity, it's to break even..

once the IRS gets involved, it essentially becomes impossible for the small guy to mine and make money, while not impacting the big wigs at all who have established businesses and avoid paying taxes through loopholes and tax deductions that normal guys like me arent even eligible for

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[Trexller]

drugs and unemployment

[UrkTheSlayer]

https://imgur.com/t/bill_and_ted/A0Q6tYn

[RecondoJoe]

pharmaceuticals and non prosperity

[starkind]

https://imgur.com/t/bill_and_ted/A0Q6tYn

let me assist u

https://i.imgur.com/SWCY2cU.gif

[starkind]

still broken cuz imgur gay, but i tried

[RecondoJoe]

still broken cuz imgur gay, but i tried

stay rekt, virgin

https://i.imgur.com/SWCY2cU.gifv

[Tunabros]

it's the only p99 server i play on
red is too dead
green is too toxic



blue is """"""""""totally not toxic"""""""""" and we all have fun without getting mad each other

[RecondoJoe]

I'm not a level 60 raider on Blue...

if you don't mind having to solo the entire time... Blue is a good experience...

like I would actually imagine that Blue is the solo players dream... on green even if you're a necromancer or shaman and love to solo... most of the camps you would want to do will be hotly contested and stuff...

i personally dont love solo'ing, but i also dont hate it and love how i can kinda be semi afk while leveling a character...

i cant speak for the level 60 crowd at all..

and yeah, there are other problems...

but most of the people i encounter on blue are friendly and try to help me... i would say 75% of green is only nice to you when it benefits them

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[Charball]

unemployment

and

drugs

[RecondoJoe]

gonads and strife

[Disease]

Thank you for the money laundering instructions.

Money laundering is illegal. I posted nothing illegal.

[UrkTheSlayer]

let me assist u

https://i.imgur.com/SWCY2cU.gif

Thank you.

[cd288]

People who think $800 per week is a lot of money LOL

[RecondoJoe]

the average annual income where i live is like 25k/year

https://i.imgur.com/aunPcfn.png

ive watched $5,000 worth of doge turn into over $100,000 worth of doge in roughly 4 months

the ethereum i mined last month has doubled in value
im sorry that basic economics are difficult for you

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[cd288]

the average annual income where i live is like 25k/year

https://i.imgur.com/aunPcfn.png

ive watched $5,000 worth of doge turn into over $100,000 worth of doge in roughly 4 months

the ethereum i mined last month has doubled in value
im sorry that basic economics are difficult for you

You always just prove my point lol. So you’re the richest poor person in your area congrats lol. Keep doing the mining thing and in a couple years you might be able to break into the middle class

[RecondoJoe]

im upper middle class for my area by virtue of having no dependents

my relatives from los angeles visit and get jealous of the fact that 24 year old factory workers here own nicer houses than they could ever hope to own

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[RecondoJoe]

drugs and unemployment

https://i.imgur.com/EPieOc2.png

hello shammy, can u leave ur group and fly over to antonica to rez me cus i died to level 40 mobs a buncha times

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/hXPZjKb.png

fam why am i walking into wall, how i go up??

[Snortles Chortles]

this post confirms your non stop lie trolling style and verifies you never stepped foot in lguk
it’s a trap ladder, need to click off lev to climb up fast vs slow

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/fWi9wz2.png

seem legit.. literally same spot you died at... only difference is i was a level 45 gnome cleric.. youre a level 55 erudite necro..

i mean it really, really, truly is cringe.

[Snortles Chortles]

drugs and unemployment

[RecondoJoe]

fam what level does necro be able to solo trash mobs in lower guk?? someone told me 60, but my friend said he was able to do it at level 58

[cd288]

https://i.imgur.com/fWi9wz2.png

seem legit.. literally same spot you died at... only difference is i was a level 45 gnome cleric.. youre a level 55 erudite necro..

i mean it really, really, truly is cringe.

I think we can shut down the forums now because it doesn’t get any better than this dude trying to call someone else cringe lol

[cd288]

im upper middle class for my area by virtue of having no dependents

my relatives from los angeles visit and get jealous of the fact that 24 year old factory workers here own nicer houses than they could ever hope to own

Like I said thank you for proving my point about you being the richest of the poor people. Big fish in a small pond lol

[Snortles Chortles]

pay him no mind, he’s non stop lying tier troll

[Shawk]

fam what level does necro be able to solo trash mobs in lower guk?? someone told me 60, but my friend said he was able to do it at level 58

depends on the TRYhard factor

[RecondoJoe]

depends on the TRYhard factor

44???

[Snortles Chortles]

you’re not soloing near or past AM at 44
(LOL)

[Skarne]

44???

Shut up Teppler.

[UrkTheSlayer]

I wonder how many hours joe watched chortles stream before he got juicy screenshots.

[UrkTheSlayer]

“Look man! 2 hours in on the 45th 4 hour video he dies to green mobs lolololol!”

[Snortles Chortles]

got em

[Tunabros]

I'm not a level 60 raider on Blue...

if you don't mind having to solo the entire time... Blue is a good experience...

like I would actually imagine that Blue is the solo players dream... on green even if you're a necromancer or shaman and love to solo... most of the camps you would want to do will be hotly contested and stuff...

i personally dont love solo'ing, but i also dont hate it and love how i can kinda be semi afk while leveling a character...

i cant speak for the level 60 crowd at all..

and yeah, there are other problems...

but most of the people i encounter on blue are friendly and try to help me... i would say 75% of green is only nice to you when it benefits them

nah pretty sure you just have social issues

[Swish]

It's crazy, it's like the one time I missed the raffle, I had been there leading up to 45 minutes before the raffle drawing occurred. I made the conscious decision to be like ya' know what, I'm not going to win anyways... so I left the stream open and went and watched the movie "Nobody" with my dad...

...today I was thinking about it, so I went and watched the saved video on Twitch and realized that I won the raffle, but wasn't there to claim it. I thought I was hearing things when I heard it.

The fact that I did win it though still feels good, and I think it's actually hilarious because I wanted to win that ring so bad so I can technically be married to Slizzlinette...

For anyone who doesn't believe me, go to 04:25:30 (https://www.twitch.tv/videos/1004057643)

lolcat4u is literally my account.

lolcat4u seems like a nice guy, why would you try and steal his persona? It doesn't match at all.

[RecondoJoe]

I treat people the way they treat me

All of these people have a long history going back years of harassing everyone in every single thread

Look at their post history

Now look at my post history
Every single person you’ve see me have a negative interaction with first spent months going out of their way to harass me

This is their M.O. they just harass people 24/7, whether I’m posting or not

I actually try to have real dialogue with people and can’t imagine going from thread to thread literally attacking complete strangers for years on end

Just because these trolls are boomers doesn’t mean they should be immune to repercussions when they pick a fight with a younger, and more capable person who can and will gladly fucking wreck them

[Trexller]

pick a fight with a younger, and more capable person who can and will gladly fucking wreck them

Joe why are you threatening and inciting violence against P99 forum members?:confused::confused:

[Trexller]

Every single person you’ve see me have a negative interaction with first spent months going out of their way to harass me

well you're not wrong afaik... i guess we could back off a little bit...

but you have to admit the threads you start are rather nutty.

we all have our own crazy, you are entitled to yours too

[RecondoJoe]

drugs and unemployment

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/Ndm98Y9.jpg

[Nocht]

Hes making up stories wherever theres forums Recondojoe is there!

Recondojoe real forum bro Recondooooojooooooe!!

[Pulgasari]

Hes making up stories wherever theres forums Recondojoe is there!

Recondojoe real forum bro Recondooooojooooooe!!

4Ah2I166f_U

[RecondoJoe]

Psychopaths tend to be more manipulative, can be seen by others as more charming, lead a semblance of a normal life, and minimize risk in criminal activities. Sociopaths tend to be more erratic, rage-prone, and unable to lead as much of a normal life.

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/NPzT0tw.jpg

My army friends still call me recondo to this day

[Kaveh]

RecondoJew you are weird please seek Christ

[Pulgasari]

Recondo is a fictional character (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recondo_(G.I._Joe))

[Jibartik]

fuck all this late 90s GI joe up in here (the movie is good) but damn yall using the luclin of GI joe to make references.

[cd288]

I treat people the way they treat me

All of these people have a long history going back years of harassing everyone in every single thread

Look at their post history

Now look at my post history
Every single person you’ve see me have a negative interaction with first spent months going out of their way to harass me

This is their M.O. they just harass people 24/7, whether I’m posting or not

I actually try to have real dialogue with people and can’t imagine going from thread to thread literally attacking complete strangers for years on end

Just because these trolls are boomers doesn’t mean they should be immune to repercussions when they pick a fight with a younger, and more capable person who can and will gladly fucking wreck them

Love when unemployed Joe tries to act all tough from behind a computer screen lol

[Trexller]

Love when unemployed Joe tries to act all tough from behind a computer screen lol

first time i know of that he's leaned toward violent threats.

i think we actually hurt the guys feelings.

so... :confused::eek::mad:

the deluge of wild stories could be some form of compensation, while trying to connect socially...

picking on the disabled is not really any fun...

not trolling either

[Albanwr]

Not sure I follow... ?

If you are mining $100/day and do not understand that, then you are pretty dumb.

[Baler]

RecondoJew you are weird please seek Christ

^ Antisemitism ^

[Nocht]

He needs new material I agree.

[Arvan]

drugs and unemployment

[cd288]

first time i know of that he's leaned toward violent threats.

i think we actually hurt the guys feelings.

so... :confused::eek::mad:

the deluge of wild stories could be some form of compensation, while trying to connect socially...

picking on the disabled is not really any fun...

not trolling either

Nah back when he first showed up (before he rage quit and deleted his original characters) he would say stuff like that about how the people talking shit to him were like pussies who he could take in a fight.

Actually tbh he seems slightly more well adjusted than he used to. IIRC there were times when he used to just like snap out of nowhere and write some super aggressive crazy replies. So maybe he’s worked on that because it doesn’t seem to have happened yet.

[starkind]

G.I. Joe is obviously real check it out it's the intro level to Dues Ex!

(P.S. I beat all those games and rescued everyone without killing anyone, except the first one were I think i had to kill Gunthar :( who I liked a lot)

[Pulgasari]

Nah back when he first showed up (before he rage quit and deleted his original characters) he would say stuff like that about how the people talking shit to him were like pussies who he could take in a fight.

Actually tbh he seems slightly more well adjusted than he used to. IIRC there were times when he used to just like snap out of nowhere and write some super aggressive crazy replies. So maybe he’s worked on that because it doesn’t seem to have happened yet.

The metacommentary where you talk about them like they aren't there is abuse though

[Nocht]

G.I. Joe is obviously real check it out it's the intro level to Dues Ex!

(P.S. I beat all those games and rescued everyone without killing anyone, except the first one were I think i had to kill Gunthar :( who I liked a lot)

Tucker Carlson looks suspiciously like Tommax/Xammot.

[starkind]

Tucker Carlson looks suspiciously like Tommax/Xammot.

https://i.imgur.com/fH65SoJ.png

[cd288]

The metacommentary where you talk about them like they aren't there is abuse though

Thanks for letting me know

[Littul Jonn]

drugs and unemployment

[UrkTheSlayer]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.

[UrkTheSlayer]

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills.

I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words.

You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.

Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.

But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.

You’re fucking dead, kiddo.



Oops, meant to quote it like this.

Want to know the truth about veterans? They’re not talking to you about it unless you’re a veteran too.

[UrkTheSlayer]

I mean, I’ve gotten shit-faced and told high school friends a fucked up story or two. I’m sure there’s a vet here or there that has to go rub it in civilians faces their trials and tribulations, but for the most part: vets that have vet baggage have vets that were there or vets at the vfw that have been there they talk to about it.

I don’t really know the specifics, it’s unwritten and undefined tbh-

[UrkTheSlayer]

I think joe is probably full of shit but maybe he really is some braggart ex special forces, doubt it though, they’ve got a system for weeding out title chasers: everyone should just stop responding to him.

[UrkTheSlayer]

It’s called land nav, failing land nav is a nice way of getting called out for title chasing.

[UrkTheSlayer]

I failed land nav.

[RecondoJoe]

you cant fail the STAR course anymore

[UrkTheSlayer]

What’s that?

[Skarne]

This whole page is you bro.

[UrkTheSlayer]

It’s my grand entrance, or as the french say “les grande es entrances”.

[starkind]

I hate normies too.

[Snortles Chortles]

This whole page is you bro.

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/wxIS8nK.png

in case u guys are wondering who the snitches are on this forum

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/wxIS8nK.png

in case u guys are wondering who the snitches are on this forum

Former Navy Seal came in crying that he didn't get to have the prize for the online pixel raffle and went and got drunk because of it.

Get a grip.

[RecondoJoe]

Former Navy Seal came in crying that he didn't get to have the prize for the online pixel raffle and went and got drunk because of it.

Get a grip.

Im making a toon on red to come and kill you

[TheSurgeon]

drugs and unemployment and disability welfare

[Snortles Chortles]

https://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gif

[Swish]

Im making a toon on red to come and kill you

No you're not.

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gif
https://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gif
https://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/BrFNfvR.gif

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gifhttps://i.imgur.com/1Yzazsc.gif

[cd288]

Former Navy Seal came in crying that he didn't get to have the prize for the online pixel raffle and went and got drunk because of it.

Get a grip.

Damn you know you’re a shit member of the community when Swish talks shit to you. Swish is like the nicest person on P99 lol

[Swish]

Swish is like the nicest person on P99 lol

https://i.imgur.com/lrIl6w3.png

[starkind]

U have to be pretty psychotic to be mad at swish. Speaking from personal experience here.

[RecondoJoe]

U have to be pretty psychotic to be mad at swish. Speaking from personal experience here.

...yeah... someone harassing me off site, and across multiple servers... is such a sweet heart.

I'm so close to sicc'ing Furoar on him

[Swish]

...yeah... someone harassing me off site, and across multiple servers... is such a sweet heart.

I'm so close to sicc'ing Furoar on him

It's not harassment if your level 12 necro on red sends someone a tell asking for items and they reply back :rolleyes: Like I said I don't have any necro gear. You can level without needing much, and can quest things like a Harvester on the way up.

[RecondoJoe]

It's not harassment if your level 12 necro on red sends someone a tell asking for items and they reply back :rolleyes: Like I said I don't have any necro gear. You can level without needing much, and can quest things like a Harvester on the way up.

what are u talking about u little psychopath

im busy playin on TLP i didnt ask for nothing
my necro on blue is like level 30 and still naked because gear is extremely pointless on him