Annnd they find life on mars.

[Jibartik]

https://futurism.com/scientists-fungus-growing-mars

https://i.imgur.com/qhpjyBU.gif

[Gravydoo II]

Welp, that settles it. All religions that hold humans are the center of the universe and earth is the apple of gods eye are wrong. 2000 years in the making.

[HalflingSpergand]

Dumb

[Jibartik]

Welp, that settles it. All religions that hold humans are the center of the universe and earth is the apple of gods eye are wrong. 2000 years in the making.

first.

ther was god.

God crated the universe.

aliens, his first creations exist there too.

us, his most perfect creation exist in that universe.

the first creations are limited in that they cannot die the way we can.

They cannot feel joy or pain and that's what we can, but they are jellous of us.

so they rebelled against god and have left his sanctum to explore the vastness of the universe for life.

But they have not found any, and this is because of one simple fact, all the life that god created in our universe is all there is.

So his first creation has returned to earth to turn turn us against god the way they have turned against him.

they will offer us new science's and cures to our mortal existence that they say makes us weak.

they will convince us to turn against the original creator and to come with them.

we will explore the vast reaches of space and see things weve dreamed of.

but we will find there is nothing in the universe besides us.

because god created it and now were stuck.

living in an empty universe.

forever suffering.

alone.

[Shourty]

They found what looks like it might be a fungus. Oh, they can teach us so much.

[hobart]

They found what looks like it might be a fungus. Oh, they can teach us so much.

Bet none of the fungus was dumb enough to vote for Trump. You could learn a lot, really.

[Gravydoo II]

Could teach you about living on mars.

[Jibartik]

what if its spores giv off a few inches of oxygen like in one of those 90s movies

[Jibartik]

what if its spores do this!

https://i.imgur.com/Xhfmql3.gif

[Nocht]

Was once a man!!!

[Jibartik]

who am I kidding its prob only going to do this :(

https://i.imgur.com/S2XvL1H.png

[Bardp1999]

ALL HAIL OUR FUNGIS OVERLORDS

https://i.imgur.com/5viUzfB.png

[Shawk]

X8gCw2y2JNw

[Gravydoo II]

im joining the fungus race cause humans are dum

[HalflingSpergand]

That landing is so fake and gay, if u can't tell ur brain damage

[Nocht]

im joining the fungus race cause humans are dum

Do you ever chill out?

[Shawk]

That landing is so fake and gay, if u can't tell ur brain damage

yikes or sarcasm?

[starkind]

https://futurism.com/scientists-fungus-growing-mars

https://i.imgur.com/qhpjyBU.gif

They've known about it forever. Life is prolific even in the dust floating about the vacuum of space.

Gotta milk every last simp for a quick buck for DARPA and manipulate the historical truth tho to align with the control of technology and information and the pollution and exploitation of the proletariat.

[HalflingSpergand]

It's fake dude

[Shawk]

It's fake dude

yikes

[HalflingSpergand]

The quality of that video is dog shit and they're claiming that's half speed hahahahaha

It's a flying obelisk u cant see that shit? It has to be that ridiculous you space cuck

[Shawk]

The quality of that video is dog shit and they're claiming that's half speed hahahahaha

It's a flying obelisk u cant see that shit? It has to be that ridiculous you space cuck

trolling?

[HalflingSpergand]

It's like a mile away and the video quality is shit, cant believe u guys eat that stuff up

[G13]

Mars

lol ...

[Shawk]

It's like a mile away and the video quality is shit, cant believe u guys eat that stuff up

Here is SN10 just to tilt you some more lmao.

gA6ppby3JC8

[HalflingSpergand]

Looks very fake, surprisingly bad
Around :12 is embarrassing
Wow just finished the whole video
Hahahaha

[Shawk]

The quality of that video is dog shit and they're claiming that's half speed hahahahaha

It's a flying obelisk u cant see that shit? It has to be that ridiculous you space cuck

the 2x slower bit was done by the youtuber, not spacex. calm down.

Looks very fake, surprisingly bad
Around :12 is nuts embarrassing

are you living in a cave? how are you on a computer?

[Jibartik]

says its fake womp womp https://www.cnet.com/news/no-nasa-photos-are-not-evidence-of-fungus-growing-on-mars-sorry/

[HalflingSpergand]

the 2x slower bit was done by the youtuber, not spacex. calm down.



are you living in a cave? how are you on a computer?

It looks like shit bud face it. I type 80wpm

[Shawk]

It looks like shit bud face it. I type 80wpm

i still think you're trolling

[HalflingSpergand]

i still think you're trolling

That's called a coping mechanism

[G13]

People actually believe Space Travel is real

Hilarious

[Shawk]

That's called a coping mechanism

People actually believe Space Travel is real

Hilarious

irony

[bubur]

matt damon has been up there munchin on mars shrooms since 2015 and just doesn't wanna share

[Jibartik]

yeh thems are just discarded potatos

[Jimjam]

Look like minerals to me, but might be orks.

[Nocht]

Look like minerals to me, but might be orks.

Please let it be Orks!

[Gravydoo II]

Do you ever chill out?

When you read something does it always sound like yelling or something in your head?? Whos voice is is screaming at you? Lighten up. Stop being such a little bitch.

[Gwaihir]

They've known about it forever. Life is prolific even in the dust floating about the vacuum of space.

Gotta milk every last simp for a quick buck for DARPA and manipulate the historical truth tho to align with the control of technology and information and the pollution and exploitation of the proletariat.
When did the working class become all of the drug addled degenerates who DONT work?

Foremost, to be a proletariat one must be a worker in the first place. Anyhow. Carry on.

[Shawk]

When you read something does it always sound like yelling or something in your head?? Whos voice is is screaming at you? Lighten up. Stop being such a little bitch.

Do you ever chill out?

[GinnasP99]

Space, covid, nukes. Santa Claus for adults.

[usernamebob27]

Could teach you about living on mars.
This is the most intelligent post you ever made, well done. /slow clap

[usernamebob27]

here's something more controversial though... would it be.. that alien life...in charge of project 1999 is using your computer to mine crypto with the code you have to download to play the game....

[bubur]

ya

[Bhairava]

The cosmos are inside of you;

The soul encompasses the universe.

[starkind]

says its fake womp womp https://www.cnet.com/news/no-nasa-photos-are-not-evidence-of-fungus-growing-on-mars-sorry/

This article makes it sound more real & a cover up all they do is attack the guy the elites would have hired to study martian life in the 70s. Pretty sad they just resort to ad hominem.
When did the working class become all of the drug addled degenerates who DONT work?

Foremost, to be a proletariat one must be a worker in the first place. Anyhow. Carry on.

Long before anyone decided not to let them off this planet lol.

The entire universe is pretty fascist though and sees us as an oddity. Novelty. I bet. Lol.

[Pulgasari]

Space, covid, nukes. Santa Claus for adults.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing

[Gravydoo II]

This is the most intelligent post you ever made, well done. /slow clap

thanks that means a lot to me. that meant so much to me, i dont even want you to attempt suicide and shoot through your optic nerves than be stuck blind, brain damaged, and lacking the courage for a second try.

[Gravydoo II]

Do you ever chill out?

wasnt talking to you, bitch. =]

[starkind]

It's pretty obvious that if you already believed life extisted on mars in 1850 it's still holds evidently true today.

The pictures are nice tho !

It's probably a generic strain of athletes foot that runs throughout the universe, fungi spores probably take all information encoded and trade it back and forth on their fungal networks for shits and fungus giggles.

[Pulgasari]

It's pretty obvious that if you already believed life extisted on mars in 1850 it's still holds evidently true today.

The pictures are nice tho !

It's probably a generic strain of athletes foot that runs throughout the universe, fungi spores probably take all information encoded and trade it back and forth on their fungal networks for shits and fungus giggles.

Found the Star Trek Discovery fan

[Baler]

The only aliens that we know of are microbial algae.

Dead and fossils.

sorry if this ruins your "I want to believe" mentality..

[starkind]

There is know want there simply IS.

You can't want @ me.

I understand metaphysics deeeeply.

[Baler]

There is know want there simply IS.

You can't want @ me.

I understand metaphysics deeeeply.

Which way is up in space?

[starkind]

Which way is up in space?

No such thing. As UP.

[usernamebob27]

thanks that means a lot to me. that meant so much to me, i dont even want you to attempt suicide and shoot through your optic nerves than be stuck blind, brain damaged, and lacking the courage for a second try.

Ok Brandy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6YTtS9klHQ

Poor little guy sounds upset already...You need to go spend an hour in your cry closet playing with silly puttie to calm yourself down.. Don't forget to take your hormone blockers and clean your bottom surgery when you come out

[Shawk]

QvSkiTYshtI

[HalflingSpergand]

Which way is up in space?

Good point, if space is real the way they present how can the HEAVENS BE ABOVE

(Space is fake)

[Disease]

Space is just too big for anything else to be out there. If there was humans else where, we wouldve seen them on the telescope by now.

[Mblake1981]

Found the Star Trek Discovery fan

That isn't Star Trek, it's just a name like Blizzard.

[starkind]

That isn't Star Trek, it's just a name like Blizzard.

Disco was rly gud sorry. Tho the stuff near the end with the Trill. They were a bit rough around the edges.

3rd season had a lot of highs and lows. Looking forward to a fourth.

Wb Mblake!

[Baler]

by the way, up is the opposite direction of the nearest gravitational force in space.
If there are no nearby gravitational forces, there is no up.

Earth's gravity is how we know which way is up on earth.

[Mblake1981]

Disco was rly gud sorry. Tho the stuff near the end with the Trill. They were a bit rough around the edges.

3rd season had a lot of highs and lows. Looking forward to a fourth.

Wb Mblake!

You may as well be speaking a foreign language at this point. :o

[Gravydoo II]

Space is just too big for anything else to be out there. If there was humans else where, we wouldve seen them on the telescope by now.

lol i like this humor.

[Superfox76]

lol wonder what's next

[Disease]

lol i like this humor.

Then show proof? Everyone on earth has a smartphone and we dont have one picture? You can dream up whatever you want, but until proof presents its self, its make believe.