End Times

[Reiwa]

Reddit posts about mass layoffs in tech this week.

KEY TAKEAWAYS
A depression is characterized as a dramatic downturn in economic activity in conjunction with a sharp fall in growth, employment, and production.

There should be a different word for growth not big enough.

[Jibartik]

"If I lose my tech job then who will cut my grass?"

qihLufj4OHU

[Jibartik]

There should be a different word for growth not big enough.

watching the tech industry crash, no automated cars, no starlink, no nothing.

just ccp owned social media dominating all of our internet lol

have a nice nyquil chicken dinner bois.

[Reiwa]

watching the tech industry crash, no automated cars, no starlink, no nothing.

just ccp owned social media dominating all of our internet lol

have a nice nyquil chicken dinner bois.

They announced Antarctica the other day. Starlink I mean.

[Mblake1981]

watching the tech industry crash, no automated cars, no starlink, no nothing.

just ccp owned social media dominating all of our internet lol

have a nice nyquil chicken dinner bois.

Oh dear.. the appliance-vehicles

[Jibartik]

Starlink is a glorified satellite phone.

[Jibartik]

Oh dear.. the appliance-vehicles no.. noooo not those, my estrogen demands it.

You know, a lot of money hangs in the balance of this stuff right?

Don't you ever wonder why we're able to have low jobs, gdp and high spending? Right off the heals of the 2008 crash?

Remember when suddenly the world billionaire becomes the new millionaire, and everyone is driving an uber to make ends meet?

[Reiwa]

Starlink is a glorified satellite phone.

Russia wants to blow it up or shoot it down (https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/339654-russia-hints-it-could-shoot-down-spacex-starlink-satellites) :p

[Mblake1981]

Think any tecno-twerps will put some beer taps on a Tesla?

https://i.imgur.com/90ysNSF.jpg

[Jibartik]

Russia wants to blow it up or shoot it down (https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/339654-russia-hints-it-could-shoot-down-spacex-starlink-satellites) :p

They might have luck because those wont shoot back, but I tend to think their rockets will end up upside down in a river :p

[Jibartik]

Think any tecno-twerps will put some beer taps on a Tesla?

https://i.imgur.com/90ysNSF.jpg

Ill bet you that exists because tech bro's in that area from insane investments gave them a lot of free cash to build beer gardens all over your city.

[Mblake1981]

Ill bet you that exists because tech bro's in that area from insane investments gave them a lot of free cash to build beer gardens all over your city.

Did they? I didn't notice.

Free Cash bro

[Jibartik]

Im tellin you, the tech boom coming to an end, is the end of our 2nd roaring 20's

I think it's the reason we bounced back so well from the 08 crash. There was a ton of young people willing to work from their bedrooms, that were able to make investors huge amounts of cash for data we dont even allow them to have anymore.

When that bubble bursts, and it's holding strong, but when it does, I think there's nothing left propping up this tent.

https://i.imgur.com/5uQKNLD.png

[Mblake1981]

Dad buys his son a fortnite skin

"We bounced back boys!"

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/YDn5GwC.gif

[Mblake1981]

They have an app for that!

[Encroaching Death]

Dad buys his son a fortnite skin

"We bounced back boys!"

I quickly glanced at this comment and read it as "Dad buys his son a foreskin"

[Mblake1981]

I quickly glanced at this comment and read it as "Dad buys his son a foreskin"

suppressed memories, Rob

[Encroaching Death]

suppressed memories, Rob

Imagine the opportunities though. You could buy different colored foreskins. Maybe some are from licensed franchises. Like a grown man with a foreskin that has Minions all over it that he bought at a 7-11

[Mblake1981]

Imagine the opportunities though. You could buy different colored foreskins. Maybe some are from licensed franchises. Like a grown man with a foreskin that has Minions all over it that he bought at a 7-11

Surely the congregation will be thrilled.

[Jibartik]

https://www.tiktok.com/@valenavarro120/video/7145849879611444486?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7127308243239519787

https://streamable.com/3y2rmz

Lots of EQ's in Mexico :o

[Encroaching Death]

https://www.tiktok.com/@valenavarro120/video/7145849879611444486?is_from_webapp=1&sender_device=pc&web_id=7127308243239519787

https://streamable.com/3y2rmz

Lots of EQ's in Mexico :o

Probably just a weather balloon

*nervous laughter*

[magnetaress]

peace on earth inc soon (TM)(c)

[Jibartik]

So tommorow is a big day in the conspiracy realm!

Its all bullshit, ill tell you why:

back after the invasion of Ukraine, some German foreign minister was talking about the Feb 24 Invasion of Ukraine and accidentally said September 24

then there was a job hunt for crisis actors, for a sept 24th event - probably a fire rescue thing

Also there is some other esoteric shit some people probably are saying, but I think that we're gonig to not see anything exciting.

But maybe, just maybe.... we can get the fake alien invasion the NWO is planning to start tomorrow :o

[Encroaching Death]

So tommorow is a big day in the conspiracy realm!

Its all bullshit, ill tell you why:

back after the invasion of Ukraine, some German foreign minister was talking about the Feb 24 Invasion of Ukraine and accidentally said September 24

then there was a job hunt for crisis actors, for a sept 24th event - probably a fire rescue thing

Also there is some other esoteric shit some people probably are saying, but I think that we're gonig to not see anything exciting.

But maybe, just maybe.... we can get the fake alien invasion the NWO is planning to start tomorrow :o

Perfect scenario for Occam's Razor: It's likely the German foreign minister just misspoke.

Besides, it's the US that schemes. Not the pristine, innocent EU.

[Reiwa]

So tommorow is a big day in the conspiracy realm!

Its all bullshit, ill tell you why:

back after the invasion of Ukraine, some German foreign minister was talking about the Feb 24 Invasion of Ukraine and accidentally said September 24

then there was a job hunt for crisis actors, for a sept 24th event - probably a fire rescue thing

Also there is some other esoteric shit some people probably are saying, but I think that we're gonig to not see anything exciting.

But maybe, just maybe.... we can get the fake alien invasion the NWO is planning to start tomorrow :o

DOOOOOOOOM! (https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-september-24-disaster-theory-403065152476)

[Encroaching Death]

DOOOOOOOOM! (https://apnews.com/article/fact-check-september-24-disaster-theory-403065152476)

"Warnings for people to stay inside on Sept. 24"

Well yeah, that's what I plan on doing. I have a Necro to level :cool:

[Jibartik]

Maybe they talking about the stock market crash that's currently happening.

[Reiwa]

Maybe they talking about the stock market crash that's currently happening.

That's why shouldn't let boneheads in the Oval. (https://thehill.com/policy/finance/486775-trump-ramps-up-pressure-on-fed-to-cut-rates/)

[Encroaching Death]

Maybe they talking about the stock market crash that's currently happening.

All signs point to a horrible economic event, but for some reason it's not happening as quickly as people are guessing.

Sure, inflation is at a 40 year high - but we're not eating each other yet.

My theory will be that Millennials become economically resolute after being raised during so many economic downturns, all while being essentially 21st century serfs.

We'll live on free-to-play video games and cheap avocado toast, while the Boomers will freak out about how their "Business Consulting" career is no longer considered legitimate because people don't have as much spending money anymore.

Whatever happens - it will be Biden's fault.

Even if it really isn't. Because fuck him.

[Reiwa]

Dude trust him (https://twitter.com/varadmehta/status/1573371660085886979)

[Elfminster]

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[Encroaching Death]

That's why shouldn't let boneheads in the Oval. (https://thehill.com/policy/finance/486775-trump-ramps-up-pressure-on-fed-to-cut-rates/)

Thank god Old Man Shits His Pants is in office :cool:

[Encroaching Death]

https://media.patriots.win/post/YnUAWW5N6jQd.jpeg

[Jibartik]

This thread:

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[Encroaching Death]

Amendment 25 pls (https://twitter.com/bennyjohnson/status/1573369544298876929?s=20&t=49aUlIF00-qNzdTp6vGaGQ)

[Jibartik]

Great rant here lol

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[Encroaching Death]

Great rant here lol

He does bring up great points. Putin will hold the cards in the winter.

He will definitely cut gas to Europe and the West will back off instantly because...well, it's only Ukraine.

When Winter rolls around, I bet only the Polish will still support Ukraine. Maybe the US as well since we aren't reliant on Russian energy.

[Jibartik]

wow Its sunday and on TV there is a Televangalism channel on TV.

But it's for atheists LOL

parties flipped.

There's no difference between an evangelical GOP voter and an atheist DNC voter... Youre exactly the same, except one is strawberry flavored and one is raspberry flavored.

https://ffrf.org/news/freethought-matters

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[Encroaching Death]

Lol atheism can become a religion for some people.

Humans can't help but to act religious - even without a religion.

It's really interesting.

[Jibartik]

Life isnt an experiment, because if your thesis was "will my goldfish survive a blender" you would get expelled.

We're in a situation where its laughable that anyone would be like, "look at how these souls acted when we put them in a jar and sealed the lid, they all killed each other.

Youd have to be a stupid fucking idiot to not know how this experement was going to end.

Or how the natural order of things will go if it's not an experement.

Better hope we get to mars before we all die!

[Mblake1981]

Better hope we get to mars before we all die!

You wouldn't burn nitromethane in a bubble.

[magnetaress]

Are we just lab rats (https://sports.yahoo.com/gasoline-body-teen-suddenly-becomes-133602099.html)?

[magnetaress]

Life isnt an experiment, because if your thesis was "will my goldfish survive a blender" you would get expelled.

We're in a situation where its laughable that anyone would be like, "look at how these souls acted when we put them in a jar and sealed the lid, they all killed each other.

Youd have to be a stupid fucking idiot to not know how this experement was going to end.

Or how the natural order of things will go if it's not an experement.

Better hope we get to mars before we all die!

Dude. I'm reasonably intelligent.

I watched someone make an automated, airlocked zombie villager farm on minecraft for the sake of making more zombies in a creative way. Bonus points for selling the zombie flesh back to the live villagers for emeralds.

TLDR we're wired to think everything is tasty. Butt y?

[magnetaress]

Also my apocalypse call sign is firebeetle.

[Encroaching Death]

Also my apocalypse call sign is firebeetle.

KTIIKK KTKTIKKK

[Jibartik]

ohh thats a good one.

I want a callsign!

[Encroaching Death]

I wanna be "Gnoll Pup"

[Jibartik]

Nasa is going to blow up the moon today:

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[Encroaching Death]

Nasa is going to blow up the moon today

Hell yeah its about time that fucker went

[Jibartik]

*Checks apocalypse list, wondering what's next?

"the sea boils and 1/3rd of the life is destroyed"

*turns on news

https://i.imgur.com/WV27DdV.png

[magnetaress]

Not cool until it goes on fire.

[Jibartik]

How does this pipe work, is the gas coming from a like factory? or is it coming from the well, like an oil leak?

And like can they turn it off or do they have to plug it up?

I tried to find out but it was too hard.

[Kaveh]

The Russians blew it up (probably)

Those pipelines are hard to empty and also hard to start and restart. I doubt it would be an easy process to “plug it up” or do something more permanent. It’s very serious. Serious like there’s no way it’s fixed within a few months

But I don’t know exactly how those pipelines work. Generally, undersea methane pipelines are hard as fuck to fix even when flow is interrupted. But that was never my expertise in engineering

Edit: didn’t answer your original question. There are three leaks (probably) coming from three different damaged sections of pipeline

[Jibartik]

Well Im not kidding about the sea boiling and a third of the ocean life dying being literally next on the list of revelation events, I had no idea we'd actually see it, well at least something that could be it.

If this causes some big enough issues that the DMT trip john went on would bring him here to see it, then mark that baby off the revelation bingo, famine is next!

[Kaveh]

Well Im not kidding about the sea boiling and a third of the ocean life dying being literally next on the list of revelation events, I had no idea we'd actually see it, well at least something that could be it.

If this causes some big enough issues that the DMT trip john went on would bring him here to see it, then mark that baby off the revelation bingo, famine is next!

Russia just got out of supplying Europe gas for the entire winter

That’s how bad it seems this leak is. I’m not an expert on this topic though so who knows. But even quality undersea welders are in short supply. I assume no one works in Europe, so probably even harder there

[Kaveh]

Subsea engineering is one of the few fields where practical experience in the field actually matters

Hopefully finland invades St. Petersburg over this

[Jibartik]

Subsea engineering is one of the few fields where practical experience in the field actually matters

Hopefully finland invades St. Petersburg over this

https://i.imgur.com/b8m5BXs.gif

[Jibartik]

Guy On Doomed Planet Mostly Concerned With Skin Color Of People In Movies (https://www.theonion.com/guy-on-doomed-planet-mostly-concerned-with-skin-color-o-1849519086)

GAINESVILLE, FL—Sources confirmed Tuesday that local man James McDermott, despite living on a doomed planet, was mostly concerned about the skin color of people in movies.

https://i.imgur.com/tP4Fw9k.png

[Jibartik]

BEHOLD!

https://i.imgur.com/QEHWIqW.png

https://i.imgur.com/uaCosY6.png

The second angel poured out his bowl into the sea and it boiled, and every living thing in the sea died.

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https://i.imgur.com/fkFe4Nu.png

[Encroaching Death]

The Russians blew it up (probably)

Those pipelines are hard to empty and also hard to start and restart. I doubt it would be an easy process to “plug it up” or do something more permanent. It’s very serious. Serious like there’s no way it’s fixed within a few months

But I don’t know exactly how those pipelines work. Generally, undersea methane pipelines are hard as fuck to fix even when flow is interrupted. But that was never my expertise in engineering

Edit: didn’t answer your original question. There are three leaks (probably) coming from three different damaged sections of pipeline

Why would Russia remove their bargaining chip though?

Now Europe definitely won't let up in Ukraine.

Russia would be in a much better place with the pipe in place. With the ability to turn gas on when EU agrees to back down.

Then again, Russia could have done it to make it look like the US did it.

There's also that video of Biden saying they would shut it down.

[Jibartik]

Why would blow up their own pipeline?

[Jibartik]

Also how did they do it? We just saw their military's operations manuals say: throw men inside refrigerators over the boarder with catapults and let god sort it out.

[Basanos]

I don't pretend to be familiar with the Ukraine conflict but I do find Russians as a people interesting. They are always playing every end of every issue they can perceive.

[Jibartik]

What could they possibly stand to gain from this?

Meanwhile, the richest 1% in the USA stand to gain trillions.

[Encroaching Death]

What I don't understand is why hasn't the US jumped at the opportunity to provide oil to Europe.

I'm guessing the logistics aren't in place to offer a better price. But I suppose price won't matter when you don't have any other choice and it's in the middle of Winter.

[Jibartik]

What I don't understand is why hasn't the US jumped at the opportunity to provide oil to Europe.

Because a party flip of that magnitutde would take a few years of conditioning (just wait, we will get rid of another 100 million tones of our reserves for the highest bidder and the again, us citizen will see nothing)

The fact that this has only happened once, under joe fucking crime sydnicate biden, is enough to make me salivate for the day that this country turns into a warzone.

[Jibartik]

Leviticus 26:22
I will send wild animals to attack you, and they will take your children away from you and destroy your cattle.

"More than 300 incidents have been recorded over the last 2 years"

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[Basanos]

What could they possibly stand to gain from this?

Meanwhile, the richest 1% in the USA stand to gain trillions.I am going to say something that this thread may not have ever heard said before.

I don't know.

[Jibartik]

Russians cant even recruit their own citizens without them shooting their officers in the head. How they gonna sabotage this thing.

[Basanos]

They use leverage or blackmail on someone outside of Russia who does have the resources to do it, and make them get people to do it somehow

[Jibartik]

I mean, it's not like the president didnt say very clearly that we'd do this, so It's not weird to think maybe, no?

https://www.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/xpyqq3/just_a_random_clip_from_feb_8/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[Jibartik]

kaveh & baasanos content:

liberals today lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/xpxu4h/no_comment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

[Reiwa]

kaveh & baasanos content:

liberals today lol: https://www.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/xpxu4h/no_comment/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

N_N_N? I vaguely recall talking about it with you I think.

Sorry if I gave you brain damage.

[Basanos]

I'm just glad I am too old to get drafted. It's a sticky one. Could be any number of players.

If there's a nuclear holocaust, I pray I eat it in the initial blasts.

[Jibartik]

haha *chokes on radiation poisoning

It's actually pretty difficult to die in the blast IMO

If you think you're in danger of it, changes are you gonna die of the rads

https://i.imgur.com/TgioPRo.png

[Basanos]

What is that sub? Just... conspiracies but not as nuts as /r/conspiracy? Conspiracies but with no cryptids and UFO stuff?

[Reiwa]

What I don't understand is why hasn't the US jumped at the opportunity to provide oil to Europe.

I'm guessing the logistics aren't in place to offer a better price. But I suppose price won't matter when you don't have any other choice and it's in the middle of Winter.

Do you have any idea how hideously expensive it would be to ship energy to socialist europe at scale?

They'd just betray us and go back to Russia's teat at the first opportunity anyway.

[Jibartik]

What is that sub? Just... conspiracies but not as nuts as /r/conspiracy? Conspiracies but with no cryptids and UFO stuff?

Good videos.

Videos of ukraine war you wont see on TV but not quite like gore stuff.

Theres an amazing video of the initial russian invasion that shows their entire strat. It was to just kill civliians and hope they all just lock their doors and let them have free reign of the country.

[Basanos]

If you think you're in danger of it, changes are you gonna die of the radsI spend a good bit of time fairly close to the CDC, that's my best shot at an early death in this scenario. Actual blast/shockwave or some horrid virus that gets released into the air if the bottom layers get cracked open. I can't think of anything else of major strategic value in the area.

I have long maintained that the face of Stone Mountain must be destroyed, but I did not mean with a nuclear weapon

[Reiwa]

Leviticus 26:22
I will send wild animals to attack you, and they will take your children away from you and destroy your cattle.

"More than 300 incidents have been recorded over the last 2 years"

KmgjWdIc7jc

Nothing like that. Dipshit Euro sailors have been giving them fish from their catch so now every boat is a fish treat dispenser for them . It's not sinister they just want to eat.

[Jibartik]

Nothing like that. Dipshit Euro sailors have been giving them fish from their catch so now every boat is a fish treat dispenser for them . It's not sinister they just want to eat.

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[Reiwa]

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fwiw I thought orcas were unique to PNW and Alaska but I guess they're sea vermin endemic everywhere lol

[Jibartik]

fwiw I thought orcas were unique to PNW and Alaska but I guess they're sea vermin endemic everywhere lol

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[Kaveh]

fwiw I thought orcas were unique to PNW and Alaska but I guess they're sea vermin endemic everywhere lol

Does Seattle have cloud cover for months at a time? Alaska has been really fucking gloomy for the past couple of months, I’m not sure I could do this long term

Or Tacoma or wherever you’re at

[Reiwa]

Does Seattle have cloud cover for months at a time? Alaska has been really fucking gloomy for the past couple of months, I’m not sure I could do this long term

Or Tacoma or wherever you’re at

Yeah pretty much clouds with a handful of days excepted from now until Aprilish.

Sequim is immune for some reason and gets more sunniness.

[magnetaress]

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fwiw I thought orcas were unique to PNW and Alaska but I guess they're sea vermin endemic everywhere lol

We are going to hell all of us for going against g-d

For we where bioengineeringed to stop this and we rebelled thanks to enki

Now we have this

This is because idiots feed whales and there are no summary executions anymore too much paperwork

[Jibartik]

Explain how we see faces in everything with this:

(mars rover photo)
https://i.imgur.com/vmrEdkz.png

[Rethalis]

Explain how we see faces in everything with this:

(mars rover photo)
https://i.imgur.com/vmrEdkz.png

defense mechanism

[Reiwa]

defense mechanism

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

I learnt this word for a Quebec monster lady on WoW. She was alright.

[Rethalis]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

I learnt this word for a Quebec monster lady on WoW. She was alright.

Pretty cool link, but is it a mental condition or just something normal, a huge part of the human perception of the world is other people's faces, its really important.

[Jibartik]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pareidolia

I learnt this word for a Quebec monster lady on WoW. She was alright.

alt left propaganda.

we dont see iron crosses in everything (well the alt left does)

[Reiwa]

Pretty cool link, but is it a mental condition or just something normal, a huge part of the human perception of the world is other people's faces, its really important.

Normal I think. Our brains are trained to recognize patterns. I can't look at a wood fence without seeing an ent face or something sillier.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/ApRgEtE.png

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/ApRgEtE.png

Mona Lisa with a snoot to boop? :p

Also, demons.

[Jibartik]

thats how google AI thingy tries to visaully interperate images and I think that's how our brains do it, and why patterns stick out to us so much.

I got hit real hard in the head once and was conscious just enough to think, "wow Im a walking computer...."

[Rethalis]

thats how google AI thingy tries to visaully interperate images and I think that's how our brains do it, and why patterns stick out to us so much.

I got hit real hard in the head once and was conscious just enough to think, "wow Im a walking computer...."

is it really interpreting though?

Look around the room you are in and count how many tools (meaning anything we use to do something) I counted 38 not counting my how-to books.

We really view the entire world as actions rather than things. Will we ever design an AI that can interpret the world as an action, and what moral code will guide that action?

[Jibartik]

My understanding is this one is using a camera to interoperate the image and being told that it's a dog. So it's looking at the image, trying to find a dog, and this is like a screenshot of what it's doing like a bunch of times a second.

[Rethalis]

My understanding is this one is using a camera to interoperate the image and being told that it's a dog. So it's looking at the image, trying to find a dog, and this is like a screenshot of what it's doing like a bunch of times a second.

Thats pretty cool

I read an article couple weeks ago where an AI created painting won an art festival and there was a (understandably so) large outrage about it.

[Jibartik]

Thats pretty cool

I read an article couple weeks ago where an AI created painting won an art festival and there was a (understandably so) large outrage about it.

yeah that is the new thing, I think it's an extension of this same technological progress, like a reverse version of what we're looking at above, telling the computer to now try to draw a dog, based off of all the way's its seen dogs.

The thing I think is funny about AI is like, instead of using it to solve problems with our economy, or like to help poor people navigate beuocracy and the legal system, and medicine.

We used it to replace poets first.

[Rethalis]

yeah that is the new thing, I think it's an extension of this same technological progress, like a reverse version of what we're looking at above, telling the computer to now try to draw a dog, based off of all the way's its seen dogs.

The thing I think is funny about AI is like, instead of using it to solve problems with our economy, or like to help poor people navigate beuocracy and the legal system, and medicine.

We used it to replace poets first.

There is something especially ugly about that. My guess its too hard to interpret human problems, compared to just copying what an artist does

[Jibartik]

Actually afaik all that stuff would be way easier, than reaching into the human soul and creating the one thing that we thought set us apart from animals, let alone machine.

I do have a feeling that automated driving will never be a thing, unless society can accept a few kids getting hit by something going 150 MPH as a fair exchange for 35k other auto related deaths a year.

[Rethalis]

Actually afaik all that stuff would be way easier, than reaching into the human soul and creating the one thing that we thought set us apart from animals, let alone machine.

I do have a feeling that automated driving will never be a thing, unless society can accept a few kids getting hit by something going 150 MPH as a fair exchange for 35k other auto related deaths a year.

I kinda still view it as the machine just copying other artists if we just feed it pictures of art. I wonder why they didn't feed the machine with postmodern art, lol.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/03/tech/ai-art-fair-winner-controversy/index.html

Im not sure an AI all by itself could ever come up with something as beautiful as michalangleo's peita.



How does the machine know who to run over? The Granny on the sidewalk and kill the "driver" or the kid running across the street?

[Jibartik]

the question I have is are we just copying art we're fed as children.

How does the machine know who to run over? The Granny on the sidewalk and kill the "driver" or the kid running across the street?

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[Encroaching Death]

the question I have is are we just copying art we're fed as children.



-N_RZJUAQY4

I like the cut of that kid's jib

[magnetaress]

the question I have is are we just copying art we're fed as children.



-N_RZJUAQY4

my solution is move the little black lady doll over to the multiethnic side so they are all equal and then let the trolly hit them all

[Jibartik]

I kinda still view it as the machine just copying other artists if we just feed it pictures of art. I wonder why they didn't feed the machine with postmodern art, lol.

https://www.cnn.com/2022/09/03/tech/ai-art-fair-winner-controversy/index.html

Im not sure an AI all by itself could ever come up with something as beautiful as michalangleo's peita.



How does the machine know who to run over? The Granny on the sidewalk and kill the "driver" or the kid running across the street?

cool video on how sight works

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[magnetaress]

cool video on how sight works

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[Jibartik]

The greatest painters in the world are glorified hewlett packard printers.

lol I love the part when the friend borrows the camera and was frustrated with his results cus he had to still work hard at it and so he invented the camera to make it even easier.

Thats satan for ya right there.

Now we all have hewlett packard printers.

[magnetaress]

The greatest painters in the world are glorified hewlett packard printers.

lol I love the part when the friend borrows the camera and was frustrated with his results cus he had to still work hard at it and so he invented the camera to make it even easier.

Thats satan for ya right there.

Now we all have hewlett packard printers.

When you start to understand how light actually works (quantum stuff) and can do really wacky experiments with it. The real abyss opens up.

Our minds are not meant for this. And whoever dumbed us down or lifted us up against G-ds will most likely is definitely Satan depending on your perspectives.

[magnetaress]

Also i didnt see faces I saw machine parts.

[magnetaress]

The fact that I see machine parts and not people does that mean I love machine more than man?

[Encroaching Death]

The fact that I see machine parts and not people does that mean I love machine more than man?

I wouldn't blame you if you did

[magnetaress]

I do. I want human to be a dirty word to the machine people.

It's already one I use in pity... like oh man, your human, a person, how shitty! That must suck! Sorry for your misfortune! At least you have a survival instinct tho that makes you enjoy food.

[Jibartik]

I do. I want human to be a dirty word to the machine people.

https://i.imgur.com/rBiVmTl.gif

[magnetaress]

Q1d5aiBFNpM

"Humans love compliments"

[Encroaching Death]

Me, immediately:

"Are you programmed for...sexual desires?"

[magnetaress]

Me, immediately:

"Are you programmed for...sexual desires?"

Definitely if you're a complimentosexual will for sure have a great time with...it?

[Encroaching Death]

Definitely if you're a complimentosexual will for sure have a great time with...it?

I don't think it has a dick tho :(

[Jibartik]

it's metal to be into god now lol

ejXFDt5zzeU

[Encroaching Death]

it's metal to be into god now lol

I have thought about going back to church for rebellious reasons.

"Great to see you again!"

"I'm just here for the movement, brother." *throws up a power fist*

[Basanos]

That's pretty much why I go to church. On the matter of God I am still mostly indifferent. I go for people, hopefully that's good enough for God if she exists. I feel like faking the faith part would not be genuine.

Well, I did before all of the hospital shit. I'll be back someday.

[Jibartik]

I'm sure it is.

The pomp and circumstance is what I hate about church. Stand up. Sit down. Fuck that.

But I'll take saturday off and really spend some time thinking about and praising god once a week for sure! It's honestly great.

It gievs me hope that god really is a good dude who wants us to just relax, enjoy the world, and thank em for it.

Not stand up and sit down and kiss some old mans ring.

But I do love church for community outreach, and think that it's a great thing, because in a lot of communities you just dont have someone to pat you on the back and say, that it's ok its ok to feel this way, we're going to forgive you and love you for it no matter what, just know that we love you and want to be with you, and we're there for you and god is too.

So many people dont have that, not once in their lives out there.

[Encroaching Death]

https://youtube.com/shorts/irsG7LEsyrU?feature=share

[Jibartik]

Satan always traps his victims.

[Jibartik]

Fun story! I cant wait.

yljsHQgJx9k

[Jibartik]

Most people think Nero Ceaser is the antichrist, his name = 666 and he killed christians for 3 and a half years, the same amount revelations says the antichrist will yada yada, bing bang bong.

But revelations also says the antichrist is a king who once was, and will be again.

And when nero died his followers believed he would return again one day and rule as a god.

"Others, again, suppose that he is not even dead, but that he was concealed that he might be supposed to have been killed, and that he now lives in concealment in the vigor of that same age which he had reached when he was believed to have perished, and will live until he is revealed in his own time and restored to his kingdom."
-Saint Augustine

Nero was 68 when he died.

Now I am not saying this guy is nero,

but Obama will be 68 if, when for some reason he is elected president in the 2028 election...

https://i.imgur.com/VnstQgi.png

What was nero known for?

Killing christians

Why?

Becuase they burnt rome!

The people of Rome hated the Christians too, because terrorist Christians were burning down Rome! Or so he said, either way, it was what facilitated the death of all the Christians for those next 3 and a half years...

Wouldn't it be funny if for the next 4 years the Christians burn down America when Trump fails to win in 2024?

Wouldn't it be funny if a 68 year old king who once was, was re-elected to find and destroy the Christian domestic terrorists?

Wouldn't it be funny if he united the world after all the shit we've started to go through and built a temple in Israel.

Wouldnt it.... be nice if we were older, and we wouldnt have to wait so lonnnnngg.

nZBKFoeDKJo

[Jibartik]

I think I want to write this fanfic.

[Jibartik]

If we dont off ourselves in 2030 we may have to wait until 2060, but if so, this is def how the oceans will turn red and die:

https://news.cornell.edu/stories/2022/10/onshore-algae-farms-could-feed-world-sustainably

[magnetaress]

Do ur fan fic. Get a good deal from a rich Amazon queer.


$$$$

Build a charity putting long dresses on transwomen.

[Encroaching Death]

Build a charity putting long dresses on transwomen.

In short skirts.

For obvious reasons.

[Jibartik]

Russian President Vladimir Putin arrived in Astana, where he will take part in three international negotiations at once and hold several bilateral meetings. Kazakhstan (https://www.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/y2sxjd/russian_president_vladimir_putin_arrived_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

https://i.imgur.com/FsLtJUd.png

https://i.imgur.com/xih279U.png

[magnetaress]

Russian President Vladimir Putin arrived in Astana, where he will take part in three international negotiations at once and hold several bilateral meetings. Kazakhstan (https://www.reddit.com/r/N_N_N/comments/y2sxjd/russian_president_vladimir_putin_arrived_in/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)

https://i.imgur.com/FsLtJUd.png

https://i.imgur.com/xih279U.png

The comments on that video are ignorant as heck. What r these ppl smoking.

[magnetaress]

So is that putin by the tree back when he was a kid in colledge? b4 meatsuit v2?

[Encroaching Death]

So is that putin by the tree back when he was a kid in colledge? b4 meatsuit v2?

Doesn't look like him.

[Encroaching Death]

The quarterly numbers are in...end days are upon us.
(the forums aren't the only place I terrorize)

https://i.postimg.cc/Nfw2yzxb/20221014-123118.jpg

[magnetaress]

i want some taco bell b4 i die

taco bell and a bloomin onion

u think that would be an either or death row request? or would they just give me both?

[Jibartik]

Just think how satisfying that taco will be when you break into a abandoned Taco Bell six months after the collapse and put it together yourself.

[magnetaress]

Just think how satisfying that taco will be when you break into a abandoned Taco Bell six months after the collapse and put it together yourself.

Guaranteed to still be good too. I bet their queso cheese for nachos and the beef is like precooked and shelf stable for years

[Jibartik]

Next phase of the tribulation is begining.

THe white horse was covid, the bow that he wields is missinformation.

Missinformation will be used to silence all the opposition, and make us all bow at the feet of the firs thorseman.

We are getting rid of missinformation for the greater good.

But it has so far only empowered the greater bad.

Turkey is passing a law (nato country) to imprision people for 14 years for misinformation, while they head into election season.

NATO supports genocide, and that's a fact. Turkeys military, and it's leadership are genocidal maniac dictators. Murdering thousands every year in cold blood.

The antichrist will have the power to silence me for saying that and it will, soon.

[magnetaress]

Oh yeah NATO and UN == everywhere is Russia and China.

Pretty ironicool when u think a lil bit about it sum.

[Jibartik]

its crazy the dictators are using the social justice to try to do world war 3

like putin actually tried to play the nazi card

and now turkey doing the missinformation act

I cant wait for them all to get into furries

[magnetaress]

Furries in the hunger games movie gr8 one too. All prosthetics and body mods. Much cooler than a fursut. They r getting more mainstream.

Imagine rich ppl with a passive income whore bored so they literally start implanting living gmo whiskers and start one upping eachother.

The musks r already there.

[Jibartik]

Probubly because if not for the alien DNA this is what we be.

Makes me wonder what parts we are that are made of them...


https://i.imgur.com/OOPTFvr.gif

[magnetaress]

I'm trying to figure out how to visualize my voice in 3d using an oscilloscope or more correctly a vectorscope.

[magnetaress]

well i survived the night

oVME_l4IwII

[Jibartik]

Speaking of why things are so bad...

-UkHwjz4i1k

The hopi prophecy is the story of a 4 ages of man.

the first 3 have come to pass and we're in the 4th now.

Each comes to an end.

The prophecy speaks of basically inventing all kinds of industrial technology until the weight of it all kills everyone.

These guys, have been nomads and escaped it, science tells us that, their history does.

And they have been warning their children about it ever since.

The end may not be a prophecy. And if not, if god isnt real, and aliens dont influence us...

Then as all things on this earth, we live and die in cycles.

[Encroaching Death]

well i survived the night

oVME_l4IwII

God, Katy Perry used to be so hot.

She looked like a blowup doll that I could just abuse and defile.

[magnetaress]

Yeah. I wish I still had her skin. I struggle with going on now that I am prematurely geriatric.

Well, it was nice while it lasted.

@Jibartik I agree with the Hopi. If not their precise chronology.

[magnetaress]

Speaking of why things are so bad...

-UkHwjz4i1k

The hopi prophecy is the story of a 4 ages of man.

the first 3 have come to pass and we're in the 4th now.

Each comes to an end.

The prophecy speaks of basically inventing all kinds of industrial technology until the weight of it all kills everyone.

These guys, have been nomads and escaped it, science tells us that, their history does.

And they have been warning their children about it ever since.

The end may not be a prophecy. And if not, if god isnt real, and aliens dont influence us...

Then as all things on this earth, we live and die in cycles.
This guy 100% on points lol and he didn't have internet or mkultra predictive programming.

[magnetaress]

The snow crab population shrank from around 8 billion in 2018 to 1 billion in 2021, according to Benjamin Daly, a researcher with the Alaska Department of Fish and Game.

[Jibartik]

Before I get too excited Im waiting for them to be like, "oh we found em over here"

But oh baby I love when 1/3rd of the sealife dies.

[magnetaress]

Before I get too excited Im waiting for them to be like, "oh we found em over here"

But oh baby I love when 1/3rd of the sealife dies.

Wait till 2/3rds of the top predators die.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/GbO53Ut.png

https://i.imgur.com/4f3ar1d.png

https://youtu.be/tWOk6kb8bJM?t=586

[Jibartik]

realtalk if we dont off our selves.

t2A7Tt7wWHI

[Encroaching Death]

I wonder if the US is halting chip production in China to provoke them into invading Taiwan?

I mean, not supplying Russia is the official story, but provoking war could be the real reason.

[Jibartik]

hope so.

Im listening to alex jones takling about how hes afraid about the futre of our country, while hes getting fined for 1 billion for doing independant news that is offensive to some

anyway as far as I can tell this is worst case scenario, idk what he thinks he's trying to protect at this point

he should just help push the deep state into power IMO and we can start the confrentation with it rather than help them along by pretending to fight it?

Guess hes in on it but damn dude, lets go.

[magnetaress]

The Loop was great. Turns out our robot overlords warn us about the uprising. We are too dumb to decipher the codes in the library book tho.

[Jibartik]

Back in the 1900s it was encouraged for young people to have hobo years, where they litearlly are hobos and work odd jobs for people and wander the country.

We lost touch with what makes us human and are building some kind of technological empire tower of... bab...le?

[Reiwa]

Back in the 1900s it was encouraged for young people to have hobo years, where they litearlly are hobos and work odd jobs for people and wander the country.

We lost touch with what makes us human and are building some kind of technological empire tower of... bab...le?

That's called Waltzing Matilda (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqN1glz4JY)

[Encroaching Death]

That's called Waltzing Matilda (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cZqN1glz4JY)

There's something mentally freeing about earning your paycheck purely by your own efforts.

I recommend self employment to pretty much anyone.

[Jibartik]

I sure hope that the future of humaniy doesn't require a fully centralized authority managing every aspect of the trillions and trillions and trillions of lives that expand out into the universe, empowering lazy, apathetic, barons of the establishment for the rest of eternity.

[Encroaching Death]

I sure hope that the future of humaniy doesn't require a fully centralized authority managing every aspect of the trillions and trillions and trillions of lives that expand out into the universe, empowering lazy, apathetic, barons of the establishment for the rest of eternity.

Even if it doesn't require that, some evil organization (UN, WEF, Sketchers Co.) will absolutely try to install a massive centralized authority. It will be sold under the idea of 'peace and prosperity'.

We'll all be microchipped, anything and everything we do will be watched and judged by bureaucrats.

[magnetaress]

What if the only being judging u was me.

[Encroaching Death]

What if the only being judging u was me.

Then you must pay the Judge Tax.

No free rides, baby. If you wanna play, you gots to pay.

[Encroaching Death]

This guy is out here every Monday just taunting us

https://i.postimg.cc/MGST6f22/20221017-080457.jpg

[Jibartik]

What if the only being judging u was me.

Im cool with it if it turns out we're the same person as everyone else after we wake up from the sim.

[magnetaress]

Im cool with it if it turns out we're the same person as everyone else after we wake up from the sim.

This would be hilarious and I'm cool with it too.

[Jibartik]

This is an awesome original broadcast of NEW SHWABENLAND the Nazi American father of the WEF founder that was to build a secret space station in Antarctica.

E9chz8COYVc

[Jibartik]

Belgium euthanizes 23-year-old woman after she says she doesn't want to carry on taking 11 antidepressants daily (https://www.rtbf.be/article/shanti-victime-des-attentats-de-bruxelles-euthanasiee-a-23-ans-pour-souffrance-psychique-insupportable-11079597)

https://i.imgur.com/gRhE6HC.gif

[magnetaress]

Belgium euthanizes 23-year-old woman after she says she doesn't want to carry on taking 11 antidepressants daily (https://www.rtbf.be/article/shanti-victime-des-attentats-de-bruxelles-euthanasiee-a-23-ans-pour-souffrance-psychique-insupportable-11079597)

https://i.imgur.com/gRhE6HC.gif

Well to be fair they denied it the first time until she? found a legal team to represent her and then put her before a 'review' (the psychiatrists at legal probably didn't even know her and just saw a file'). And probably had a quota. :o She also declined intervention from a different psychiatric team. So she was non-compliant ! (which should have disqualified her) but hey.... what am I to say --- like her there's a good chance my life will end in an institution or on the streets. (if it hasn't already I mean... who knows)

[Encroaching Death]

Remember when there wasn't a Big Pharma and we didn't need anti-depressants?

Man, those were the days.

[Jibartik]

Before I read the article, i was thinking it would be some 60 year old who spent a lifetime in hospitals.

But it's a 23 year old girl who has trauma from an event 4 years ago.

YIKES

[Reiwa]

Before I read the article, i was thinking it would be some 60 year old who spent a lifetime in hospitals.

But it's a 23 year old girl who has trauma from an event 4 years ago.

YIKES

That's probably the trick. Maybe most of the science murders are what you expect and this is an outlier. Not ok with it? You were before!

[Encroaching Death]

I support assisted suicides for politicians

[Reiwa]

I support assisted suicides for politicians

Japan had something like that. (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kaishakunin)

[Jibartik]

That's probably the trick. Maybe most of the science murders are what you expect and this is an outlier. Not ok with it? You were before!

Basically what this program is saying is what we should have done is assist the suicides of all those parents that Alex Jones owes money to.

[Jibartik]

That's probably the trick. Maybe most of the science murders are what you expect and this is an outlier. Not ok with it? You were before!

There is a zero sum game where I am ok with suicide.

I know that it DOES get better no matter how much you are sure it wont.

[Jibartik]

Except for the economy.... that does NOT get better...

5MjTWtS5TAI

[Jibartik]

Although considering chaos and collapse is better IMO it looks like we're on track!

Stores are putting up barricades because shoppers in the UK are black fridaying every day of the week at the supermarkets.

https://i.imgur.com/lXCqQri.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

The Middle Class was allowed to exist as a way to deter people away from Soviet Communism.

As soon as the Soviets fell, no more need for the American Dream™

[Mblake1981]

Why is the middle class cool?

They just are.

https://i.imgur.com/U0rfypq.gif

[Encroaching Death]

Why is the middle class cool?



Societies with a strong middle class have lower crime rates, they enjoy higher levels of trust and life satisfaction, as well as greater political stability and good governance.

https://www.oecd.org/els/soc/OECD-middle-class-2019-main-findings.pdf

[Jibartik]

What are we even doing if we're not trying to keep people out of poverty or stop people from owning slaves?

Battle royale?

[Mblake1981]

Societies with a strong middle class have lower crime rates, they enjoy higher levels of trust and life satisfaction, as well as greater political stability and good governance.

https://www.oecd.org/els/soc/OECD-middle-class-2019-main-findings.pdf

Corvettes are cool because of their ties to American motorsports. It is "America's sportscar" (but not Supercar). Harley Earl was the lead designer and he was inspired by European sporting cars of the time, he wanted to create an American version to compete and win races. The name comes from fast-attack ships (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvette).

Sports cars and Muscle Cars were nearly killed off during the emissions-era (aka the malaise era), the Corvette was sold one year with only 185hp from the factory. But they kept it going, even during the difficult years.

Focus on European design was always there, mid-engine designs popped up before I was born but never materialized (https://www.motortrend.com/news/1970-xp-882-concept-mid-engine-chevrolet-corvette-history/). It was during the 2000's when Horsepower began coming back that the switch to it was pressed. Due to limitations in the front engine/rear wheel drive design, possibly due to Nurburgring (Germany) becoming the center for what sports cars should be.

The criticisms I have read online mostly from overseas tend to focus on the interior of the cars being cheap and not up to par with its peers from Europe. I think this is because Europeans fail to understand that the Corvette was made to compete on race tracks with their vehicles but not to win pamper-awards. So the Corvette is one of the quickest cars for the cheapest dollars put in, which Euros don't care about since Ferrari is better. It goes over peoples heads.

Edit: Modern American motorsports came out of the Great Depression. We have a priority of cost v. performance. Luxury interiors are not usually on the list as our original racing cars were stripped down for weight savings. The return of Muscle/Performance from the factory began again with the Dodge Viper in the early 90's, all the money was in the drivetrain. The interior was the cheapest stuff possible and the car was dangerous. The seatbelts were attacked to the doors and the roll-bar was not crash rated. There was a warning to drive responsibly.

[Jibartik]

Yeah well capitalism proved that if you flood the market with disposable economy cars everyone will pay as much as they did for a corvette for one.

[Encroaching Death]

Corvettes are cool because of their ties to American motorsports. It is "America's sportscar" (but not Supercar). Harley Earl was the lead designer and he was inspired by European sporting cars of the time, he wanted to create an American version to compete and win races. The name comes from fast-attack ships (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corvette).

Sports cars and Muscle Cars were nearly killed off during the emissions-era (aka the malaise era), the Corvette was sold one year with only 185hp from the factory. But they kept it going, even during the difficult years.

Focus on European design was always there, mid-engine designs popped up before I was born but never materialized (https://www.motortrend.com/news/1970-xp-882-concept-mid-engine-chevrolet-corvette-history/). It was during the 2000's when Horsepower began coming back that the switch to it was pressed. Due to limitations in the front engine/rear wheel drive design, possibly due to Nurburgring (Germany) becoming the center for what sports cars should be.

The criticisms I have read online mostly from overseas tend to focus on the interior of the cars being cheap and not up to par with its peers from Europe. I think this is because Europeans fail to understand that the Corvette was made to compete on race tracks with their vehicles but not to win pamper-awards. So the Corvette is one of the quickest cars for the cheapest dollars put in, which Euros don't care about since Ferrari is better. It goes over peoples heads.

Lemon Pound Cake is soft and moist with a golden exterior and a tangy lemon glaze...an easy, scrumptious dessert recipe for Easter, spring, or summer!

Lemon Pound Cake recipe with text overlay.
If you enjoy lemon treats, you'll also love Lemon Texas Sheet Cake, topping everything with Lemon Whipped Cream, or having these Lemon Sugar Baked Donuts for breakfast!


The time has arrived for all things lemon! I don't know what it is about springtime and the approach of Easter, but this time of year always gives me a hankering for lemon recipes of any kind...and particularly desserts. And year after year, that means I make this delectable, homemade Lemon Pound Cake!

It's hard to beat a good pound cake, but sometimes it's not so simple to create a good pound cake. Luckily, today's recipe is beyond good...it's downright delicious. Annnnd it's easy to make, to boot!

Recipe for Lemon Pound Cake slice on plate.

INGREDIENTS
To create this easy Lemon Pound Cake recipe, I took a classic sour cream pound cake recipe made in a bundt pan -- the kind you'd likely find in your grandmother's recipe files or old church cookbooks -- and gave it a lusciously lemon twist.

That means that this here pound cake is from-scratch and 100% homemade! No cake mix or pudding mix in the mix -- heh.

Aerial view of labeled ingredients for Lemon Pound Cake recipe.
Flour. This recipe was tested using unbleached all-purpose flour. I have not tried it with cake flour, which may change its traditional bundt cake density.
Baking soda. Make sure it's fresh!
Salt. I prefer using fine sea salt.
Fresh lemons. Necessary for both the juice and the zest, in both the cake and the glaze.
Unsalted butter. At room temperature.
Sugar. Granulated.
Eggs. At room temperature.
Sour cream. Again, at room temperature...are we noticing a trend here? 😉 Sour cream adds richness and moisture to pound cake. I always use it when making this recipe, because I don't want to mess with a good thing. However, if you wish to substitute yogurt, I recommend using full-fat plain Greek yogurt for the most comparable texture/results.
Lemon extract. For even more lemony flavor!
Powdered sugar. To be mixed with lemon juice for the glaze.

Close-up of glaze on Lemon Pound Cake recipe.
HOW TO MAKE LEMON POUND CAKE
Let's break it down, shall we?

MAKE THE CAKE
Preheat the oven to 325°F and generously grease and flour a 12-cup bundt pan.
In a large bowl, whisk together the dry ingredients and the lemon zest.
In another bowl, use an electric mixer to cream together the butter and sugar. Increase the speed and beat until light and fluffy.
Add the eggs individually, mixing well after each addition.
Whisking dry ingredients and lemon zest.
Beating butter into sugar.
Blending eggs into batter.
With the mixer set to low speed, alternately add half of the flour mixture, half of the sour cream, and then the remaining flour mixture, sour cream, lemon juice, and lemon extract. Mix until all of the ingredients are just combined, taking care not to over-mix.
Pouring dry ingredients into wet ingredients.
Blending in dry ingredients.
Blending sour cream into Lemon Pound Cake batter.
Adding lemon juice and lemon extract to bowl.
Transfer the batter to the prepared pan, smooth the top with a spatula, and firmly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles.
Lemon Pound Cake batter ready for pan.
Pour batter into bundt pan.
Smoothing out batter with a spatula.
Aerial view of pan ready for oven.
Pop the pan in the oven and bake until the cakes tests done.
After 15 minutes, turn out your Lemon Pound Cake onto a cooling rack and cool completely.
Lemon Pound Cake from scratch just out of oven.
MAKE THE GLAZE
For the finale, a puckery-sweet glaze puts everything over the lemon-lovin’ top. It's as simple as stirring even more fresh lemon juice into powdered sugar. Then simply pour the lemon glaze over the top of the cooled pound cake.
Making lemon glaze by combining powdered sugar and lemon juice.
Lemon glaze ready for lemon cake.
Pouring lemon glaze over Lemon Pound Cake.
Close-up of the best Lemon Pound Cake with glaze on cake stand.
LEMON SIMPLE SYRUP OPTION
This traditional Lemon Pound Cake gets its soft, dense texture and moist crumb from the combo of butter, sour cream, and half a dozen (yep — a whole six of 'em) eggs. I decided to slightly decrease the sugar from the original recipe. My cake still turned out nice and sweet with a decidedly crisp, golden crust.

So made as directed, this cake is already pretty moist and lemony. But if you want it to be over-the-top moist and lemony, you can make a half-batch of Lemon Simple Syrup from this recipe (feel free to leave out the sliced lemons).

Poke holes all over the cooled pound cake and brush on the syrup.
Allow it to soak in before brushing on any remaining syrup.
Then glaze as usual.
Again, this cake turns out amazing even without a simple syrup soak. But if you'd like to add the extra step, go for it!

Homemade Lemon Pound Cake on cake stand with fresh lemons on table.
BUNDT CAKE PAN SIZE
You'll want to use a bundt pan with a 12-cup capacity.

The measurements for a pan of this capacity are typically 10- by 3-inches, but this can vary based on the "design" of the pan. So to be absolutely sure, you can measure cups of water into the pan to determine if 12 cups fit.

If you're still worried about overflow, place a baking sheet under the pan while your cake bakes. As someone who is admittedly paranoid and doesn't like cleaning my oven, I always do.

CONVERTING TO LOAF PANS
PAN SIZE
Bundt cake recipes typically bake beautifully in loaf pans, but you just need to ensure that the size of your loaf pans will hold all of the bundt cake batter.

To make it simple, a 12-cup capacity bundt pan can be evenly divided between TWO 8.5- by 4.5-inch loaf pans, which have a capacity of 6 cups each.

If your loaf pans are smaller than that, you will have extra batter that can be baked in a few muffin cups.

If your loaf pans are larger than that, just be aware that your loaves won't rise up as high in the pans.

Either way, I recommend putting a sheet pan under your loaf pans to catch any potential spills as a result of your pan conversion experimentation. 😉

BAKING TIME
Along the same lines, the baking time will be reduced if you convert this Lemon Pound Cake recipe to loaf pans, but I can't say by *exactly* how much since the size of loaf pans can vary.

My best advice is to stay near the oven while your lemon loaves bake and keep an eye on them. The "cross section" of cake in a loaf pan won't be much thinner than the cross section from a bundt pan. In other words, even though you're dividing the batter between two pans, the baking time WILL NOT be cut in half.

I recommend testing your lemon loaves for doneness about 20 minutes earlier than the recommended baking time for the Lemon Pound Cake recipe. But in the end, you will likely find that two loaves only take about 10-15 minutes less than the baking time for a typical bundt cake.

Aerial view of easy Lemon Pound Cake on platter and plate.
And that’s it!

This BEST Lemon Pound Cake is the perfect antidote for any springtime lemon cravings.

My family goes crazy over it every time. I mean, my lemon-fanatic middle son obviously loves it. But everyone who tries it positively scarfs it down…the whole cake never lasts long at all.

HELPFUL TIPS, TRICKS, AND EQUIPMENT
Some people swear by a no-stick baking spray that contains flour, but I think the safest way to ensure that your pound cake will release from the pan is to very generously grease and flour the pan.
For the best results, make sure your ingredients are at room temperature, which helps ensure a light, airy, fluffy texture. Room temp ingredients will also whip together more easily.
Don't overmix after adding the dry ingredients or your cake may turn out dense.
The lemon juice is added towards the end of the recipe, along with the flour and sour cream. This prevents the batter from curdling, which could adversely affect the final texture of the cake.
In addition to the glzae, slices of this Lemon Pound Cake are also delicious topped with glossy Blueberry Compote!
Zoom slice of Lemon Pound Cake.
So how about you?

Are you a fan of a simple, classic pound cake?

Do you adore lemon desserts, but relegate them to the spring and summer months? Or are you the type to choose the slab of lemon pound cake out of the Starbucks bakery case even in December?

Finally, do you adore an icing that makes your mouth pucker?

If you answered "yes" to any or all of the above questions, this scrumptious, easy Lemon Pound Cake recipe is a must-make! I hope you get to try it soon. 🙂

Recipe for Lemon Pound Cake on wire rack with lemons.
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Homemade Lemon Pound Cake on cake stand with fresh lemons on table.
LEMON POUND CAKE
Lemon Pound Cake is soft and moist with a golden exterior and a tangy lemon glaze...an easy, scrumptious dessert recipe for Easter, spring, or summer!
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Course: DessertCuisine: American Prep Time: 20 minutesCook Time: 1 hour 15 minutesTotal Time: 1 hour 35 minutes Servings: 16 servings Calories: 395kcal Author: Samantha Skaggs
INGREDIENTS
▢3 cups all-purpose flour
▢½ teaspoon baking soda
▢½ teaspoon salt
▢2 tablespoons lemon zest
▢1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
▢2 ½ cups sugar
▢6 large eggs, at room temperature
▢1 cup sour cream, at room temperature
▢2 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice
▢1 teaspoon pure lemon extract
For the glaze:
▢1 ½ cups powdered sugar
▢2-3 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice


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INSTRUCTIONS
Arrange a rack in the center position of the oven and preheat to 325°F. Generously grease and flour a 12-cup bundt pan and set aside.
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and lemon zest. In another large bowl, use an electric mixer to cream together the butter and sugar. Increase the speed to medium-high and beat for about 5 minutes until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition.
With the mixer set to low speed, alternately add half of the flour mixture, half of the sour cream, and then the remaining flour mixture, sour cream, lemon juice, and lemon extract. Mix until all ingredients are just combined, taking care not to overmix.

Transfer the batter to the prepared pan, smooth the top with a spatula, and firmly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles. Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes (up to 1 hour hour and 30 minutes) until a few moist crumbs stick to a toothpick inserted in the center. Cool cake in the pan for 15 minutes before turning out onto a wire to finish cooling completely.
For the glaze, measure the powdered sugar into a bowl and stir in 2 tablespoons lemon juice with a spoon until completely smooth. Add a bit more lemon juice if the glaze is too thick. Drizzle the glaze over the cooled cake and allow to harden and set. If desired, garnish with additional lemon zest.
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For the best results, make sure your ingredients are at room temperature, which helps ensure a light, airy, fluffy texture. Room temp ingredients will also whip together more easily.
Don't overmix after adding the dry ingredients or your cake may turn out dense.
The lemon juice is added towards the end of the recipe, along with the flour and sour cream. This prevents the batter from curdling, which could adversely affect the final texture of the cake.
The first time you make this cake, you may want to test it at an hour just in case your oven runs on the hotter side.
For a Lemon Pound Cake that's extra moist and lemony, you may brush the cake with a lemon simple syrup while it's still warm, and then glaze once it's completely cool.
To make (optional) lemon simple syrup: Combine ¼ cup water + ¼ cup sugar in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir occasionally, to dissolve the sugar, and bring to a boil. Remove from the heat and stir in 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.
Calories: 395kcal | Carbohydrates: 62g | Protein: 5g | Fat: 15g | Saturated Fat: 9g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 4g | Trans Fat: 1g | Cholesterol: 97mg | Sodium: 145mg | Potassium: 88mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 42g | Vitamin A: 491IU | Vitamin C: 3mg | Calcium: 38mg | Iron: 1mg
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Adapted from Taste of Home.
Post originally published on March 19, 2018, and updated on March 24, 2019, and March 31, 2022.

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MelissaJune 02, 2022 at 8:04 pm
5 stars
Absolutely delicious!!! Perfect amount of lemon tartness. I will certainly make this recipe again.

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CassieJune 29, 2022 at 5:41 pm
The picture of the ingredients shows lemon extract. The written recipe says lemon extract. But in the ingredients portion of the text it lists vanilla extract. Which is correct?

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Samantha SkaggsJune 29, 2022 at 6:12 pm
So sorry about that, Cassie...lemon extract is correct in both the photo and the recipe card. I just corrected that line of text in the body of the post. Thanks for pointing out my error! 🙂

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CatApril 17, 2022 at 5:38 pm
5 stars
Great flavor - light, moist. Perfect Easter dessert.
Don't skip the simple syrup.

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AApril 05, 2022 at 3:06 pm
5 stars
Delicious! I love that it's in bundt form versus the traditional loaf pans that pound cake is usually in. This really is the perfect easy spring dessert!

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KatApril 02, 2022 at 12:18 pm
5 stars
This Lemon Pound Cake was easy to make and tasted amazing! Everyone loved it!

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Sheila McGheeJanuary 06, 2022 at 5:21 pm
5 stars
This is one of the best lemon pound cakes I think I have tried! Easy and simply delicious

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JessicaSeptember 08, 2022 at 10:31 pm
5 stars
best lemon cake I've had in years even my husband who doesn't like lemon was impressed!

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E. M. L.September 25, 2021 at 10:31 pm
5 stars
I’ve made this cake about 5 times now & it’s so perfect every time. I follow the recipe to the t:)
Thank you!

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VictoriaMay 19, 2022 at 9:49 am
I DID IT!!!! YAYYYYYYYYY My First Time Making A Homemade Cake... And This Recipe Was Perfect 💝 Easy To Make and Everyone Loves, It Had Them Sneaking Downstairs In The Middle Of The Night To Get More🤗 Thank You For A Masterpiece 🌻

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April VidorSeptember 14, 2021 at 3:03 pm
5 stars
Delish! My mother-in-law asked for the recipe!

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Lemon Pound Cake is soft and moist with a golden exterior and a tangy lemon glaze...an easy, scrumptious dessert recipe for Easter, spring, or summer!

Lemon Pound Cake recipe with text overlay.
If you enjoy lemon treats, you'll also love Lemon Texas Sheet Cake, topping everything with Lemon Whipped Cream, or having these Lemon Sugar Baked Donuts for breakfast!


The time has arrived for all things lemon! I don't know what it is about springtime and the approach of Easter, but this time of year always gives me a hankering for lemon recipes of any kind...and particularly desserts. And year after year, that means I make this delectable, homemade Lemon Pound Cake!

It's hard to beat a good pound cake, but sometimes it's not so simple to create a good pound cake. Luckily, today's recipe is beyond good...it's downright delicious. Annnnd it's easy to make, to boot!

Recipe for Lemon Pound Cake slice on plate.

INGREDIENTS
To create this easy Lemon Pound Cake recipe, I took a classic sour cream pound cake recipe made in a bundt pan -- the kind you'd likely find in your grandmother's recipe files or old church cookbooks -- and gave it a lusciously lemon twist.

That means that this here pound cake is from-scratch and 100% homemade! No cake mix or pudding mix in the mix -- heh.

Aerial view of labeled ingredients for Lemon Pound Cake recipe.
Flour. This recipe was tested using unbleached all-purpose flour. I have not tried it with cake flour, which may change its traditional bundt cake density.
Baking soda. Make sure it's fresh!
Salt. I prefer using fine sea salt.
Fresh lemons. Necessary for both the juice and the zest, in both the cake and the glaze.
Unsalted butter. At room temperature.
Sugar. Granulated.
Eggs. At room temperature.
Sour cream. Again, at room temperature...are we noticing a trend here? 😉 Sour cream adds richness and moisture to pound cake. I always use it when making this recipe, because I don't want to mess with a good thing. However, if you wish to substitute yogurt, I recommend using full-fat plain Greek yogurt for the most comparable texture/results.
Lemon extract. For even more lemony flavor!
Powdered sugar. To be mixed with lemon juice for the glaze.

Close-up of glaze on Lemon Pound Cake recipe.
HOW TO MAKE LEMON POUND CAKE
Let's break it down, shall we?

MAKE THE CAKE
Preheat the oven to 325°F and generously grease and flour a 12-cup bundt pan.
In a large bowl, whisk together the dry ingredients and the lemon zest.
In another bowl, use an electric mixer to cream together the butter and sugar. Increase the speed and beat until light and fluffy.
Add the eggs individually, mixing well after each addition.
Whisking dry ingredients and lemon zest.
Beating butter into sugar.
Blending eggs into batter.
With the mixer set to low speed, alternately add half of the flour mixture, half of the sour cream, and then the remaining flour mixture, sour cream, lemon juice, and lemon extract. Mix until all of the ingredients are just combined, taking care not to over-mix.
Pouring dry ingredients into wet ingredients.
Blending in dry ingredients.
Blending sour cream into Lemon Pound Cake batter.
Adding lemon juice and lemon extract to bowl.
Transfer the batter to the prepared pan, smooth the top with a spatula, and firmly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles.
Lemon Pound Cake batter ready for pan.
Pour batter into bundt pan.
Smoothing out batter with a spatula.
Aerial view of pan ready for oven.
Pop the pan in the oven and bake until the cakes tests done.
After 15 minutes, turn out your Lemon Pound Cake onto a cooling rack and cool completely.
Lemon Pound Cake from scratch just out of oven.
MAKE THE GLAZE
For the finale, a puckery-sweet glaze puts everything over the lemon-lovin’ top. It's as simple as stirring even more fresh lemon juice into powdered sugar. Then simply pour the lemon glaze over the top of the cooled pound cake.
Making lemon glaze by combining powdered sugar and lemon juice.
Lemon glaze ready for lemon cake.
Pouring lemon glaze over Lemon Pound Cake.
Close-up of the best Lemon Pound Cake with glaze on cake stand.
LEMON SIMPLE SYRUP OPTION
This traditional Lemon Pound Cake gets its soft, dense texture and moist crumb from the combo of butter, sour cream, and half a dozen (yep — a whole six of 'em) eggs. I decided to slightly decrease the sugar from the original recipe. My cake still turned out nice and sweet with a decidedly crisp, golden crust.

So made as directed, this cake is already pretty moist and lemony. But if you want it to be over-the-top moist and lemony, you can make a half-batch of Lemon Simple Syrup from this recipe (feel free to leave out the sliced lemons).

Poke holes all over the cooled pound cake and brush on the syrup.
Allow it to soak in before brushing on any remaining syrup.
Then glaze as usual.
Again, this cake turns out amazing even without a simple syrup soak. But if you'd like to add the extra step, go for it!

Homemade Lemon Pound Cake on cake stand with fresh lemons on table.
BUNDT CAKE PAN SIZE
You'll want to use a bundt pan with a 12-cup capacity.

The measurements for a pan of this capacity are typically 10- by 3-inches, but this can vary based on the "design" of the pan. So to be absolutely sure, you can measure cups of water into the pan to determine if 12 cups fit.

If you're still worried about overflow, place a baking sheet under the pan while your cake bakes. As someone who is admittedly paranoid and doesn't like cleaning my oven, I always do.

CONVERTING TO LOAF PANS
PAN SIZE
Bundt cake recipes typically bake beautifully in loaf pans, but you just need to ensure that the size of your loaf pans will hold all of the bundt cake batter.

To make it simple, a 12-cup capacity bundt pan can be evenly divided between TWO 8.5- by 4.5-inch loaf pans, which have a capacity of 6 cups each.

If your loaf pans are smaller than that, you will have extra batter that can be baked in a few muffin cups.

If your loaf pans are larger than that, just be aware that your loaves won't rise up as high in the pans.

Either way, I recommend putting a sheet pan under your loaf pans to catch any potential spills as a result of your pan conversion experimentation. 😉

BAKING TIME
Along the same lines, the baking time will be reduced if you convert this Lemon Pound Cake recipe to loaf pans, but I can't say by *exactly* how much since the size of loaf pans can vary.

My best advice is to stay near the oven while your lemon loaves bake and keep an eye on them. The "cross section" of cake in a loaf pan won't be much thinner than the cross section from a bundt pan. In other words, even though you're dividing the batter between two pans, the baking time WILL NOT be cut in half.

I recommend testing your lemon loaves for doneness about 20 minutes earlier than the recommended baking time for the Lemon Pound Cake recipe. But in the end, you will likely find that two loaves only take about 10-15 minutes less than the baking time for a typical bundt cake.

Aerial view of easy Lemon Pound Cake on platter and plate.
And that’s it!

This BEST Lemon Pound Cake is the perfect antidote for any springtime lemon cravings.

My family goes crazy over it every time. I mean, my lemon-fanatic middle son obviously loves it. But everyone who tries it positively scarfs it down…the whole cake never lasts long at all.

HELPFUL TIPS, TRICKS, AND EQUIPMENT
Some people swear by a no-stick baking spray that contains flour, but I think the safest way to ensure that your pound cake will release from the pan is to very generously grease and flour the pan.
For the best results, make sure your ingredients are at room temperature, which helps ensure a light, airy, fluffy texture. Room temp ingredients will also whip together more easily.
Don't overmix after adding the dry ingredients or your cake may turn out dense.
The lemon juice is added towards the end of the recipe, along with the flour and sour cream. This prevents the batter from curdling, which could adversely affect the final texture of the cake.
In addition to the glzae, slices of this Lemon Pound Cake are also delicious topped with glossy Blueberry Compote!
Zoom slice of Lemon Pound Cake.
So how about you?

Are you a fan of a simple, classic pound cake?

Do you adore lemon desserts, but relegate them to the spring and summer months? Or are you the type to choose the slab of lemon pound cake out of the Starbucks bakery case even in December?

Finally, do you adore an icing that makes your mouth pucker?

If you answered "yes" to any or all of the above questions, this scrumptious, easy Lemon Pound Cake recipe is a must-make! I hope you get to try it soon. 🙂

Recipe for Lemon Pound Cake on wire rack with lemons.
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Homemade Lemon Pound Cake on cake stand with fresh lemons on table.
LEMON POUND CAKE
Lemon Pound Cake is soft and moist with a golden exterior and a tangy lemon glaze...an easy, scrumptious dessert recipe for Easter, spring, or summer!
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Course: DessertCuisine: American Prep Time: 20 minutesCook Time: 1 hour 15 minutesTotal Time: 1 hour 35 minutes Servings: 16 servings Calories: 395kcal Author: Samantha Skaggs
INGREDIENTS
▢3 cups all-purpose flour
▢½ teaspoon baking soda
▢½ teaspoon salt
▢2 tablespoons lemon zest
▢1 cup (2 sticks) unsalted butter, at room temperature
▢2 ½ cups sugar
▢6 large eggs, at room temperature
▢1 cup sour cream, at room temperature
▢2 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice
▢1 teaspoon pure lemon extract
For the glaze:
▢1 ½ cups powdered sugar
▢2-3 tablespoons freshly-squeezed lemon juice


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INSTRUCTIONS
Arrange a rack in the center position of the oven and preheat to 325°F. Generously grease and flour a 12-cup bundt pan and set aside.
In a large bowl, whisk together the flour, baking soda, salt, and lemon zest. In another large bowl, use an electric mixer to cream together the butter and sugar. Increase the speed to medium-high and beat for about 5 minutes until light and fluffy. Add the eggs, one at a time, mixing well after each addition.
With the mixer set to low speed, alternately add half of the flour mixture, half of the sour cream, and then the remaining flour mixture, sour cream, lemon juice, and lemon extract. Mix until all ingredients are just combined, taking care not to overmix.

Transfer the batter to the prepared pan, smooth the top with a spatula, and firmly tap the pan on the counter to release any air bubbles. Bake for 1 hour and 15 minutes (up to 1 hour hour and 30 minutes) until a few moist crumbs stick to a toothpick inserted in the center. Cool cake in the pan for 15 minutes before turning out onto a wire to finish cooling completely.
For the glaze, measure the powdered sugar into a bowl and stir in 2 tablespoons lemon juice with a spoon until completely smooth. Add a bit more lemon juice if the glaze is too thick. Drizzle the glaze over the cooled cake and allow to harden and set. If desired, garnish with additional lemon zest.
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12-cup Non-stick Bundt Pan
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Notes
For the best results, make sure your ingredients are at room temperature, which helps ensure a light, airy, fluffy texture. Room temp ingredients will also whip together more easily.
Don't overmix after adding the dry ingredients or your cake may turn out dense.
The lemon juice is added towards the end of the recipe, along with the flour and sour cream. This prevents the batter from curdling, which could adversely affect the final texture of the cake.
The first time you make this cake, you may want to test it at an hour just in case your oven runs on the hotter side.
For a Lemon Pound Cake that's extra moist and lemony, you may brush the cake with a lemon simple syrup while it's still warm, and then glaze once it's completely cool.
To make (optional) lemon simple syrup: Combine ¼ cup water + ¼ cup sugar in a small saucepan over medium-high heat. Stir occasionally, to dissolve the sugar, and bring to a boil. Remove from the heat and stir in 2 tablespoons of lemon juice.
Calories: 395kcal | Carbohydrates: 62g | Protein: 5g | Fat: 15g | Saturated Fat: 9g | Polyunsaturated Fat: 1g | Monounsaturated Fat: 4g | Trans Fat: 1g | Cholesterol: 97mg | Sodium: 145mg | Potassium: 88mg | Fiber: 1g | Sugar: 42g | Vitamin A: 491IU | Vitamin C: 3mg | Calcium: 38mg | Iron: 1mg
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Adapted from Taste of Home.
Post originally published on March 19, 2018, and updated on March 24, 2019, and March 31, 2022.

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MelissaJune 02, 2022 at 8:04 pm
5 stars
Absolutely delicious!!! Perfect amount of lemon tartness. I will certainly make this recipe again.

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CassieJune 29, 2022 at 5:41 pm
The picture of the ingredients shows lemon extract. The written recipe says lemon extract. But in the ingredients portion of the text it lists vanilla extract. Which is correct?

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Samantha SkaggsJune 29, 2022 at 6:12 pm
So sorry about that, Cassie...lemon extract is correct in both the photo and the recipe card. I just corrected that line of text in the body of the post. Thanks for pointing out my error! 🙂

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CatApril 17, 2022 at 5:38 pm
5 stars
Great flavor - light, moist. Perfect Easter dessert.
Don't skip the simple syrup.

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AApril 05, 2022 at 3:06 pm
5 stars
Delicious! I love that it's in bundt form versus the traditional loaf pans that pound cake is usually in. This really is the perfect easy spring dessert!

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KatApril 02, 2022 at 12:18 pm
5 stars
This Lemon Pound Cake was easy to make and tasted amazing! Everyone loved it!

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Sheila McGheeJanuary 06, 2022 at 5:21 pm
5 stars
This is one of the best lemon pound cakes I think I have tried! Easy and simply delicious

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JessicaSeptember 08, 2022 at 10:31 pm
5 stars
best lemon cake I've had in years even my husband who doesn't like lemon was impressed!

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E. M. L.September 25, 2021 at 10:31 pm
5 stars
I’ve made this cake about 5 times now & it’s so perfect every time. I follow the recipe to the t:)
Thank you!

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VictoriaMay 19, 2022 at 9:49 am
I DID IT!!!! YAYYYYYYYYY My First Time Making A Homemade Cake... And This Recipe Was Perfect 💝 Easy To Make and Everyone Loves, It Had Them Sneaking Downstairs In The Middle Of The Night To Get More🤗 Thank You For A Masterpiece 🌻

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April VidorSeptember 14, 2021 at 3:03 pm
5 stars
Delish! My mother-in-law asked for the recipe!

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I can never tell if the comments on those are real, but I doubt it.

[Mblake1981]

Yeah well capitalism proved that if you flood the market with disposable economy cars everyone will pay as much as they did for a corvette for one.

That must have sucked for the poor kids who paid $5 for old Ford cars to start racing. It was a good thing Mr. Ford stressed quality, he had to sell cheap economy vehicles to farmers.

Same is true with the boys and their Honda cars (which took the place of the small American vehicle). No cheap 340 Dodge Dusters for that generation.

[Jibartik]

That must have sucked for the poor kids who paid $5 for old Ford cars to start racing. It was a good thing Mr. Ford stressed quality, he had to sell cheap economy vehicles to farmers.

Same is true with the boys and their Honda cars (which took the place of the small American vehicle).

Cant rebuild the car if you give them cash for the clunker!

[Encroaching Death]

That must have sucked for the poor kids who paid $5 for old Ford cars to start racing. It was a good thing Mr. Ford stressed quality, he had to sell cheap economy vehicles to farmers.

Same is true with the boys and their Honda cars (which took the place of the small American vehicle).

We used to build the best cars in the world.

Detroit used to be one of the richest cities in the world.

We had so much going for us...

Someone TOOK that from us (not the Jews, don't worry...)

BUT DEFINITELY SOMEONE

[Jibartik]

UPDATE: Police in Boston are arresting striking workers at Sysco, the world's largest food distributor.

Local outlet WCVB reports a "massive law enforcement presence and multiple people being loaded into the back of a police van." (https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1582005817183653888?s=20&t=iA7RiE1huJsPuyb7BV-BTA)

:o

[Mblake1981]

German designed, Fiat (Stallantis, Amsterdam) owned.

[Jibartik]

The alternative news: "Will there be hunger in 2023? The food-assistance branch of the United Nations, the World Food Programme (WFP) warns that 2023 might be even worse than the crippling events of 2022"

The real news: TRUMP BAD - Nukes GOOD!

The real world: UPDATE: Hundreds of drivers in Massachusetts and New York are on strike at Sysco, the world's largest food distributor.
(https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1578447348056760321?s=20&t=N7KBtdGnIwnQYw3BvHaReA)

[Encroaching Death]

Let them eat vegan cake

[Reiwa]

We used to build the best cars in the world.

Detroit used to be one of the richest cities in the world.

We had so much going for us...

Someone TOOK that from us (not the Jews, don't worry...)

BUT DEFINITELY SOMEONE

It was this or feed the starving.

[MrSparkle001]

UPDATE: Police in Boston are arresting striking workers at Sysco, the world's largest food distributor.

Local outlet WCVB reports a "massive law enforcement presence and multiple people being loaded into the back of a police van." (https://twitter.com/MorePerfectUS/status/1582005817183653888?s=20&t=iA7RiE1huJsPuyb7BV-BTA)

:o

Are they giving reasons for why striking workers are being arrested? Are they breaking the law? Getting violent? Blocking traffic? Trespassing?

On the surface this sounds awful, and it may be. But are they doing anything that justifies them getting arrested is the question?

[Encroaching Death]

It was this or feed the starving.

We ran out of war loot that fast??

We should've plundered Germany more.

[Reiwa]

Are they giving reasons for why striking workers are being arrested? Are they breaking the law? Getting violent? Blocking traffic? Trespassing?

On the surface this sounds awful, and it may be. But are they doing anything that justifies them getting arrested is the question?

Dunno(agricultural workers?) but hopefully the strike continues so we can know which restaurants to avoid.

[Jibartik]

Are they giving reasons for why striking workers are being arrested? Are they breaking the law? Getting violent? Blocking traffic? Trespassing?

On the surface this sounds awful, and it may be. But are they doing anything that justifies them getting arrested is the question?

idk but famine is next on the revelation list! :o

[Encroaching Death]

Dunno(agricultural workers?) but hopefully the strike continues so we can know which restaurants to avoid.

Strikes would never happen if you completely switched your diet to Soylent...

https://i.postimg.cc/x1cNm1vZ/Soylent-caps-776e79-7828128.jpg

[Jibartik]

I cant wait to see dems weaponize workers against high food prices in 2023

[Encroaching Death]

They'll just blame it all on Trump....somehow and idiots will lap it all up

[Jibartik]

Are indigo children giong to usher in the new age or is it just a hoax?

xwjlKOn2Fd0

SL5Rd3Bnxms

[Encroaching Death]

Yes, I am a child

[Jibartik]

WE ARE THE CHOSEN ONES!

https://i.imgur.com/d7DuDiM.png

https://i.imgur.com/8mBImNA.png

[Jibartik]

You guys been keeping up with the BACKROOMS meme?

It's kind of interesting.

I wonder if this is how all religions start lol

Bunch of random people just keep adding content to it.

Until some council filters out all the good shit from the bad and creates the holy roman empire.

[Danth]

We used to build the best cars in the world.

Detroit used to be one of the richest cities in the world.

We had so much going for us...

Someone TOOK that from us

Complicated issue with a lot of causes that took a long time for it to happen. I'll touch on a few, but no single forum post (even a long one) can be comprehensive.

The Big Three, most especially GM, have a long and dismal history of shooting themselves in the foot at every opportunity. Look at a corporate history of GM sometime you'll be shocked that such a large corporation could be so badly run for so long. They hated their own workforce and never wanted to build downsized cars and quite often deliberately sabotaged their own economy models. They also had dealer networks that treated their customers like garbage, driving people to foreign brands in large numbers. Lots of folks, I knew folks myself, were plenty glad to pay more for a largely inferior Honda or Toyota just to be treated like a human being and for some peace of mind knowing they wouldn't get a door slammed in their face if they needed warranty work.

The quality advantage of the Japanese makes has assumed mythological status, but it's a case of something rooted in reality becoming severely over-blown. The stuff they sold over here was pretty good for the most part, but so was plenty of domestic stuff. History demonstrates that something like a early 80's Honda Accord or Toyota Corona was no longer lasting on average than contemporary U.S. equivalents like the Chrysler K's or the GM J's. Detroit's reputation was ruined by some well-publicized disasters like the Chevy Citation, Ford Fairmont, Dodge Aspen, etc, coupled with a viscious dealer network who quite often would not honor warranty or recall claims without legal action. Foreign makes tended to cherry-pick their model ranges to some extent and (usually) didn't ship their problematic models here, and in those days most of their dealers weren't jerkwads.

"Malaise era" is such a stupid term, usually originating from people who want to trash America. In reality U.S. cars--domestics and imports, all--were slow for awhile because the U.S. had the world's best air quality laws. That's something to be proud of. The 84 HP K-car or 90 HP GM Iron Duke engine get trashed yet mysteriously the same people trashing those continually sing praises of the still-slower 75 HP Honda Accord. They were all slow until technology caught up. That was okay. Lead gas sucks more than we ever realized at the time.

Take all that, then along comes globalization and unfunded mandates and the american car, already weakened, dies. Japanese family cars, for example, were always miserable little torture boxes. They still are. But automakers want platforms they can sell everyplace and meet international needs. Couple that with various regulations making it outright impossible to design comfortable interiors or sell actual economy cars anymore, you have a recipe for suck.

Danth

[magnetaress]

What are we even doing if we're not trying to keep people out of poverty or stop people from owning slaves?

Battle royale?
Imho battle Royale best system
Ferrari is better.

Although considering chaos and collapse is better IMO it looks like we're on track!

Stores are putting up barricades because shoppers in the UK are black fridaying every day of the week at the supermarkets.

https://i.imgur.com/lXCqQri.jpg

Love to help. Last chance to buy! Barricades! This is the best gif ever lol.

[magnetaress]

Strikes would never happen if you completely switched your diet to Soylent...

https://i.postimg.cc/x1cNm1vZ/Soylent-caps-776e79-7828128.jpg

I need one of these.

[magnetaress]

One of my unique powers is malnutrition.

The other is flatulence.

[Jibartik]

I love watching NETFLIX stock go UP when they are adding advertisements.

Like, you couldnt possibly make NETFLIX worse, than by adding advertisements.

But that makes the stock go UP! lol

Because that will make people who dont care about netflix (and care about money) a lot of money in the short term.

And then NETFLIX will crash even harder.

The stock is not an indicator of how doomed NETFLIX is...

Just like the stock market is not an indicator of how awful life in america is.

The market is up, because they're price gouging us right now, just like netflix is about to.

[hadid24]

I too used to start my own business in a time when there were no pandemics and no restrictions and no wars in Europe and no recession, which is likely to destroy all small businesses in the US if of course Biden wakes up from his senile idiocy and decides to help businesses. I can't imagine how hard it is for those who intend to start businesses right now. The only thing I can advise such people is to use this link to make no mistakes and to have a better start. At least this site helped me a lot.

[Jibartik]

UK inflation rises to 10.1% on back of soaring food prices

like this means stock market would boom for food companies lol

[Jibartik]

Imagine just having 10% less than you had 2 years ago and being told it's OK lol

[Jibartik]

Good thing biden is worrying about those folk. And not worried about our dollar... (United States Dollar/Inflation 8.5%)

https://i.imgur.com/c0sjXuD.png

Imagine having 8.5% less than you had 2 years ago and being told it's OK....

[magnetaress]

UK inflation rises to 10.1% on back of soaring food prices

like this means stock market would boom for food companies lol

Imagine just having 10% less than you had 2 years ago and being told it's OK lol

Good thing biden is worrying about those folk. And not worried about our dollar... (United States Dollar/Inflation 8.5%)

https://i.imgur.com/c0sjXuD.png

Imagine having 8.5% less than you had 2 years ago and being told it's OK....

Government provided food is going to:

1) be so bad for u
2) make u sick and unable to work
3) make China Canada and Mexico rich.

(Lol)

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/re2uYT0.gif

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/re2uYT0.gif

Whats the hobo saying?

[Jibartik]

I have goosbumps, people.

(i can recite the entire rest of the movie for you if you want.. (https://www.reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/dh43tn/deleted_scene_petes_brother_dared_him_to_memorize/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3))

[Jibartik]

Cumo says that we all should take PAXOLVID like in the Serenity movie:

https://youtu.be/Ijs8_mcOKBA?t=1088

Take your medicine people.

[magnetaress]

2 paxylon hydro clorate

[Jibartik]

covid vaccine medicine

U-NVs68X_S4

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/jDeZzSd.jpeg

This was me on buproprion. Literally just layed down in a cold empty psychward room with a plastic bed and no sheets and I just stopped moving for three days after three more days of dehydration and went into organ failure.

I worry my family put me on lifesupport and this is just a drug induced coma reality.

[Jibartik]

Damn they be really building the line lol

[magnetaress]

They want violent agonizing deaths. For their mega city spell rituals (cities laid out in geometric patterns). With Monuments. If you die in DC your soul is getting sent directly to the worst universe.

[Jibartik]

Does the MESSIAH walk upon us??

https://i.imgur.com/yYJ1DKl.png

[Jibartik]

How can you not believe in the secret societies if we STILl have no idea who blew up hte nord strem 2 or the bridge in crimea?

Like we got the dains spending millions patrolling their oil rigs, and it may be their own allies that blew up the nord? Nobody knows?

Some secret society of what, lizard men?

SMH

https://i.imgur.com/TSWhPNn.jpg

[Reiwa]

https://www.thecalvinist.net/pic/fun/Replacement-Theology.jpg

[Jibartik]

:o Sorry the plot to left behind is real life now.

[magnetaress]

I bet you all took the mark because your parents did.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/pkiHgDB.jpeg

[Penarddan]

I too used to start my own business in a time when there were no pandemics and no restrictions and no wars in Europe and no recession, which is likely to destroy all small businesses in the US if of course Biden wakes up from his senile idiocy and decides to help businesses. I can't imagine how hard it is for those who intend to start businesses right now. The only thing I can advise such people is to use this link (https://bizop.org) to make no mistakes and to have a better start. At least this site helped me a lot.

[Reiwa]

I too used to start my own business in a time when there were no pandemics and no restrictions and no wars in Europe and no recession, which is likely to destroy all small businesses in the US if of course Biden wakes up from his senile idiocy and decides to help businesses. I can't imagine how hard it is for those who intend to start businesses right now. The only thing I can advise such people is to use this link (https://bizop.org) to make no mistakes and to have a better start. At least this site helped me a lot.

bot

[Jibartik]

The bot is right.

Fuck joe biden.

[Jibartik]

lol good movie.

[magnetaress]

Saw this thread is on page one of most repped threads and figured she could use another bump!

Let's get her on top )

[Jibartik]

End is nigh!!!!

This thread will be a legendary archiological discovery one day.

[magnetaress]

I actively stopped searching for end times stuff, too tired. And am self censoring out of fear of a ban.

I still want to this thread to thrive tho.

[Jibartik]

Yeah we in a real drought. (of biblical events)

I was hoping there would be an actual october suprise, but there wasnt, of course.

I dont think we're done though, Im sure this is just an eye of the storm scenario.

We never really got the island falling off into the sea from our current revelation checklist, besides the volcano out in the pacific.

perhaps if that happened in a more populated area, the world would be in the throws of chaos right now.

And we just dodged the bullet by that event happening in a less populated one.

Sometimes I feel like, the book of revelations is based on historical records of the time. of empires we've long since forgotten about, too small to stand the test of time, but large enough their history lasted thousands of years, thousands of years ago.

And John wrote it like...

he was thinking, "hmm everytime one of these collapses it's always the same pattern leading up to it"

And he basically wrote a like, "watch out for these signs, if they ALL happen, then the collapse has arrived"

And so it's kind of like a natural event, checklist bingo type thing.

And we were trending right on track for it, and still are, I think it all depends on "if we turn off this road"

That's the lesson we should have learned from revelation.

That if we can see we're on that road, to turn off it.

But we think it's about monsters and ghosts.

Cus we dumb little animals lol

idk just a thought.

[Jibartik]

haha I was curious how far back the great turning theory goes

2020 (world war3?)
-80
=1940 (world war 2)
-80
=1860 (civil war)
-80
=1780 (revolutionary war)
-80
1700 (peter the great, great northern war, british empire established)
-80
=1630 (30 years war, colonization of the west)
-80 (Troops of the Holy Roman Empire attack Rome, imprison Pope Clement VII—the end of the Italian Renaissance.)

list goes pretty far! but it gets pretty chaotic every day back then lol

[Reiwa]

haha I was curious how far back the great turning theory goes

2020 (world war3?)
-80
=1940 (world war 2)
-80
=1860 (civil war)
-80
=1780 (revolutionary war)
-80
1700 (peter the great, great northern war, british empire established)
-80
=1630 (30 years war, colonization of the west)
-80 (Troops of the Holy Roman Empire attack Rome, imprison Pope Clement VII—the end of the Italian Renaissance.)

list goes pretty far! but it gets pretty chaotic every day back then lol

they're gonna take away the cavendish someone said.

https://dokmaidogma.files.wordpress.com/2012/03/musa-hom-thong-nam-wa-72.jpg

[magnetaress]

haha I was curious how far back the great turning theory goes

2020 (world war3?)
-80
=1940 (world war 2)
-80
=1860 (civil war)
-80
=1780 (revolutionary war)
-80
1700 (peter the great, great northern war, british empire established)
-80
=1630 (30 years war, colonization of the west)
-80 (Troops of the Holy Roman Empire attack Rome, imprison Pope Clement VII—the end of the Italian Renaissance.)

list goes pretty far! but it gets pretty chaotic every day back then lol

Great turning ends in the tribulation where the Great Dark Lord rules and there is no war. Just brain chips. Mass surveillance. And skid row.

Only special operationZ from here on out.

[Jibartik]

Life is a test.

I never cary cash, ever.

I found a 5$ bill in a pair of pants I put on after like god knows how long since I last wore them.

Felt great! I dont use cash much, but whatever! 5 bucks! That's handy.

First time in like 5 years someone asked me for a dollar on the street...

I said no.

But kept walking and thought, wait, there is 1 reason this 5$ is in my pocket. One.

Stupid universe.

Cant let us enjoy nothing.

Hmm, ok maybe two: Aliens want me agitated so they can mine my andriocromies, so they set the whole thing up.

[Jibartik]

trumpets of the appocalypse:

https://twitter.com/numetal_moment/status/1585415739116490753?s=20&t=EZx-nqTV2uibln2kVzDd8w

https://i.imgur.com/pU61M70.png

[Jibartik]

God damn RIP a legend, I agree fuck people:

Anthony Bourdain Texts Published In New Biography Reveal Grim Final Days: “I Hate My Fans…I Hate Being Famous…I Hate My Job” – Report

https://deadline.com/2022/09/anthony-bourdain-asia-argento-charles-leerhsen-biography-down-and-out-in-paradise-1235127832/

“I am okay,” Bourdain texted Argento after seeing the photo. “I am not spiteful. I am not jealous that you have been with another man. I do not own you. You are free. As I said. As I promised. As I truly meant. But you were careless. You were reckless with my heart. My life.”

Bourdain wrote, “Is there anything I can do?,” to which the actor replied, “Stop busting my balls.” The celebrity food writer responded with a simple, “OK,” and hanged himself later that day.

f god damn.

[magnetaress]

trumpets of the appocalypse:

https://twitter.com/numetal_moment/status/1585415739116490753?s=20&t=EZx-nqTV2uibln2kVzDd8w

https://i.imgur.com/pU61M70.png

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2020/02/13/mysterious-mechanical-groaning-noise-haunts-southwest-anchorage/

Lots of these everywhere all the time.

When the big pacific volcano went, I swear I heard a trumpet or sky quake.

I bet when the angels and demons return...sorry aliens we'll here this all over everywhere.

[Jibartik]

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/anchorage/2020/02/13/mysterious-mechanical-groaning-noise-haunts-southwest-anchorage/

Lots of these everywhere all the time.

When the big pacific volcano went, I swear I heard a trumpet or sky quake.

I bet when the angels and demons return...sorry aliens we'll here this all over everywhere.

When everyone's amber alert cell phone went off, and it echoed through the city, to tell us all to stay inside our homes

I was like

LOL so that's what the trumpets are??

[magnetaress]

God damn RIP a legend, I agree fuck people:



https://deadline.com/2022/09/anthony-bourdain-asia-argento-charles-leerhsen-biography-down-and-out-in-paradise-1235127832/



f god damn.

Idk. Maybe a luminati assassination. This is too convenient and plausible.

[Jibartik]

Putin blasts West, says world faces most dangerous decade since WW2 (https://www.reuters.com/world/putin-says-west-is-playing-dangerous-bloody-dirty-game-2022-10-27/)

libs: the great turning is conspiracy theory