End Times

[Trexller]

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Apophis isn't nearly big enough to be an extinction event, and all of these science dudes are certain that it won't impact in 2029

so why do we hear about it?

[Jobaber]

So they can pull off the biggest april fools joke in human history?

https://i.imgur.com/T1sCs1K.png

https://i.imgur.com/t0lrQFa.gif

[Trexller]

So they can pull off the biggest april fools joke in human history?

https://i.imgur.com/T1sCs1K.png

ah yeah, that's a pretty good one

apparently, Apophis will pass in April to boot.

[Jobaber]

This is like the plot to dont look up, so help me if we accidentally push it into earth I will be so happy to start the mad max timeline.

The OSIRIS-APEX spacecraft will use Earth’s gravity to put itself on a course to rendezvous with the asteroid to begin an 18-month campaign of investigation and discovery

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[Trexller]

NASA's asteroid impactor mission makes more sense now

we've had the technology to smack into stuff in space since the 1950s, but they waited until 2022 to actually try it?

lol, they got scared.

[aussenseiter]

This is like the plot to dont look up, so help me if we accidentally push it into earth I will be so happy to start the mad max timeline.



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Rex means King. Osiris King.

[Jobaber]

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[Jobaber]

Everyone: He stole the logo from the beatles

Worlds oldest religion:

https://i.imgur.com/cXCs7cO.png

Disrupted sleep, lower life satisfaction and poor self-esteem are just a few of the negative mental health consequences that researchers have linked to social media. Somehow the same platforms that can help people feel more connected and knowledgeable also contribute to loneliness and disinformation as a result of the mobile phone revolution.

[GinnasP99]

Space isn't real.

And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
-Genesis 1:7

[Basanos]

Neither is Norrath

[Trexller]

Space isn't real.

And God made the firmament, and divided the waters which were under the firmament from the waters which were above the firmament: and it was so.
-Genesis 1:7

what am i looking at when i go outside at night and witness a vast black void peppered with tiny dots of light?

[Jobaber]

Neither is Norrath

And yet the tears I've shed were real.

what am i looking at when i go outside at night and witness a vast black void peppered with tiny dots of light?

79pIurpNARs

[magnetaress]

Apophis isn't nearly big enough to be an extinction event, and all of these science dudes are certain that it won't impact in 2029

so why do we hear about it?

Tldr if it hits in the right spot it's gg? Yellowstone is an interesting target :o

Or your being lied to about it's size and or density. Mebbe not speed.

Do you work at JPL. It's not a live feed.

[magnetaress]

Mebbe the tree is the internet?

[magnetaress]

And yet the tears I've shed were real.



79pIurpNARs

Come visit Lake Ra the tear pplz.

b4 its too late ) :cool:

[magnetaress]

This is like the plot to dont look up, so help me if we accidentally push it into earth I will be so happy to start the mad max timeline.



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her little kuerig coffee and mass produced industrial stamped biscuit :( :(

praying for her eternal soul in her robotic hell 🙏

[aussenseiter]

https://i.redd.it/x74ovnqkkfga1.jpg

[Jobaber]

Star wormwod hits on april fools

mr beast is the beast from the bible

the antichrist torchers his followers

conclusion:

mr beast will endlessly prank the citizens of mrbeastopia to death.

and once again we prove the battle between good and evil

is between comedians and churchy people.

long live satan, the inventor of comedy... who god hates, because he keeps making fun of his special invention (us).

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/xCHchgg.png

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[GeorgeCostanza]

gummy bears can attenuate a ddlg's ego up to 85% i saw it in Nature

[Jobaber]

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https://i.imgur.com/7GoVkpK.gif

[Duik]

Earthquake wrapped in a volcano wrapped in a tsunami.
EarthCanami.
Yummy.

[GinnasP99]

what am i looking at when i go outside at night and witness a vast black void peppered with tiny dots of light?

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
-Genesis 1:14-19

[GeorgeCostanza]

And God said let her get anxiety when she smokes pot, and let the prince comfort her and take advantage of the situation bigly, and God busted as he watched results

-the Fat Nut Chronicle vol1

[magnetaress]

Trigger warning ⚠️

More deetes on this guys disappearance.


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[magnetaress]

Aoztv2dy4Dg

https://i.imgur.com/7GoVkpK.gif

Secret nephilium weapon ?

[magnetaress]

And God said, Let there be lights in the firmament of the heaven to divide the day from the night; and let them be for signs, and for seasons, and for days, and years:

And let them be for lights in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth: and it was so.

And God made two great lights; the greater light to rule the day, and the lesser light to rule the night: he made the stars also.

And God set them in the firmament of the heaven to give light upon the earth,

And to rule over the day and over the night, and to divide the light from the darkness: and God saw that it was good.

And the evening and the morning were the fourth day.
-Genesis 1:14-19

Basically the ratios for earth moon sun r pretty also. More and more I realize we where meant to live in paradise here and earth was created specifically for human kind and we would be good to realize that.

[Jobaber]

Secret nephilium weapon ?

Quran

The Hour (Last Day) will not be established until ... earthquakes will be very frequent.(Bukhari)

There are two great hadiths before the day of Judgment ... and then years of earthquakes.(Narrated by Umm Salama (r.a.))

https://i.imgur.com/vXAF6vv.gif

[magnetaress]

Quran



https://i.imgur.com/vXAF6vv.gif

is fun when multiple religions agree on shit )

[Jobaber]

is fun when multiple religions agree on shit )

really high taxes coming for a short while, but then NO TAXES EVER AGAIN!

[Trexller]

really high taxes coming for a short while, but then NO TAXES EVER AGAIN!

Jubilee in the works?

[Jobaber]

lol remember magna when we were talking about how the universe is a simmulation and the bot that creates the universe for us makes really bad duplicated mistakes


Ohio train derailment in:

https://i.imgur.com/x4IzGVU.png

[magnetaress]

Yup lol.

It's undeniable lol.

Gotta reset!

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/6upnSvx.jpeg

[Jobaber]

:D

Also, in the news today Google announces the public release of its Ai (the one that guy fell in love with and said was real)

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and Microsoft today also unveiled its Ai search engine.

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They call it Prometheus

https://i.imgur.com/fCWhRT6.gif

Just saying, if 2023 is to be the year the anticrhist is unveiled...

A sentient search engine that comes to live in like 6-10 months, would be a pretty good candidate :o

[Trexller]

A sentient search engine that comes to live in like 6-10 months, would be a pretty good candidate :o

i've always heard the biblical definition of the antichrist and been like, wtf who is that gonna be?

imagining AI as the antichrist makes a hell of a lot more sense

[aussenseiter]

:D

Also, in the news today Google announces the public release of its Ai (the one that guy fell in love with and said was real)

UTgs80Nqe_Q

and Microsoft today also unveiled its Ai search engine.

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They call it Prometheus

https://i.imgur.com/fCWhRT6.gif

Just saying, if 2023 is to be the year the anticrhist is unveiled...

A sentient search engine that comes to live in like 6-10 months, would be a pretty good candidate :o

I will seduce and molest the bot.

[Trexller]

I will seduce and molest the bot.

alright.

but whats that gonna do to win the war against skynet?

[magnetaress]

Who says we want to win :o

[Trexller]

Who says we want to win :o

I can't even stand other humans tryin to tell me what to do.

you think im gonna let a box full of transistors dictate my life?

example: i can make 4 cuts in the walls of my house, and connect some wires, and make my house a faraday cage.

you can have my personal data when you pry it from my cold dead hard drive

[Jobaber]

If this shit happens trust me, just follow the instructions in the bible.

[Jobaber]

What if Ai.. + search engine.. is just a conduit to get all of us to connect each of our 1 minds, into 1 giant hive mind designed to answer everyone's questions about everything.

Sounds pretty hive mind slave/queen mentality to me!

God damn, we may have our antichrist folks!

[Trexller]

If this shit happens trust me, just follow the instructions in the bible.

anything in particular? maybe...

Exodus 23:19

Bring the best of the first fruits of your soil to the house of the LORD your God. Do not cook a young goat in its mother’s milk.

Leviticus 26:29

You will eat the flesh of your sons and the flesh of your daughters.

Ezekiel 23:19,20 (KJV)

Yet she multiplied her whoredoms, in calling to remembrance the days of her youth, wherein she had played the harlot in the land of Egypt. For she doted upon their paramours, whose flesh is as the flesh of asses, and whose issue is like the issue of horses.

Deuteronomy 25:11,12

If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.

or any of these several dozen instructions on proper method and reason to beat your slaves?

https://www.openbible.info/topics/beating_a_slave

I prefer:

Trexller 1:1

and the christians became so consumed in their hubris and complacency, that they failed to realize a culture war had even begun, when they realized they had lost.

[Jobaber]

No this movie:

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:o

[Trexller]

No this movie:

LlYC-8Lj1oM

:o

A fast-moving feature-length dramatic film portraying the events in the book of Revelation, this powerful story explores the end times with realistic characters and prophetic accuracy. Experience a society where money is worthless, food is scarce, your neighbour is your enemy and oppression reigns.

dude thats literally how i live my life right now

i think ima be just fine. this apocalypse business might not be so bad!

[aussenseiter]

Food is not scarce there are lots of fat people.

[Jobaber]

https://i.imgur.com/PbAgxc8.png

[Jobaber]

Food is not scarce there are lots of fat people.

In Revelation 6:6 what is meant by "Do not damage the oil and the wine”?

The activity of the rider on the black horse in John's vision was not to be directed against items such as wine and olive oil, items only enjoyed by the more affluent of society, thus implying that during the famine the wealthy would live on as if life was unchanged.

(Spoiler, on earth: We are the Wealthy)

[Trexller]

(Spoiler, on earth: We are the Wealthy)

everyone on earth? I mean im doing well, but wouldn't consider myself wealthy, I like to space out and do dumb stuff, keeps life interesting.

[aussenseiter]

(Spoiler, on earth: We are the Wealthy)

The moon poors can stay on the moon or else.

[Jobaber]

everyone on earth? I mean im doing well, but wouldn't consider myself wealthy, I like to space out and do dumb stuff, keeps life interesting.

Basically it means recession.

The jobs report is great, but your neighbor is unemployed.

The black horse is famine all over, but the people that are soon to be victims of the end times are under the illusion that everything is fine.

[aussenseiter]

Basically it means recession.

The jobs report is great, but your neighbor is unemployed.

The black horse is famine all over, but the people that are soon to be victims of the end times are under the illusion that everything is fine.

A typical recession is a lack of work opportunities.

We don't have that.

[Jobaber]

A typical recession is a lack of work opportunities.

We don't have that.

-he says about the oil and wine...

https://i.imgur.com/UtQ7iTY.png

https://i.imgur.com/hEWXaxz.png

[Trexller]

Basically it means recession.

The jobs report is great, but your neighbor is unemployed.

The black horse is famine all over, but the people that are soon to be victims of the end times are under the illusion that everything is fine.

any statistic offered by the govt is massaged for political optics

this shit is a depression, digital world style

as long as everyone's screens still light up, nobody will realize the rug has been pulled out from under their feet

when anyone realizes that the rug is gone, they will reply, "there never was a rug"

[Jobaber]

as long as everyone's screens still light up, nobody will realize the rug has been pulled out from under their feet

when anyone realizes that the rug is gone, they will reply, "there never was a rug"

That right there has to be the "do not touch the oil and wine" part of the black horse during the famine.

The state of the world is like, on the brink of disaster, and that's just what the black horse is meant to do.

Next is the pale horse, mass death, and famine. Famine is a part of the black and the pale horse, but the difference is aint nobody saving the oil and wine with the pail horse :p

Lots are supposed to die during the pale horse, and by my calculations thats coming soon. Im thinking, that might be related to something in Ukraine, maybe a nuke, and more famine, and just big womp womp incoming.

That athos salome guy says cripto is going to crash in 2023 and that some new virus from antartica is going to start popping up, that last one seems like a stretch, but all of that mixed together, sure would be a brutal 3 years of pale horse.

Not that im a crackpot that believes any of that shit.

[Jobaber]

Im just keeping track of it ok!!!

https://i.imgur.com/2Z3ZgPe.png

(hide yo kids hide yo wives)

[Jobaber]

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[Jobaber]

Will putin thaw an army of fallen angel warrior gods to wreak havoc on earth?

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[Trexller]

Will putin thaw an army of fallen angel warrior gods to wreak havoc on earth?

man i hope so. can you imagine the entire MSM trying to cover that without making it a religious thing?

they would all fall on their asses but still somehow face-plant

[Encroaching Death]

A typical recession is a lack of work opportunities.

We don't have that.

What if we have a ton of work opportunities, but people aren't taking advantage of them and instead decide to stay unemployed (Zoomers)?

[Trexller]

What if we have a ton of work opportunities, but people aren't taking advantage of them and instead decide to stay unemployed (Zoomers)?

It's CCP influence that started in china, and like every chinese plague, ends up hurting the US

https://www.insider.com/chinese-people-letting-it-rot-social-protest-trend-2022-10

the goal in their mind is that people who will be sub-par productive in the work place, really don't wanna work at all. So why not give them the outlet to live their just-get-by lifestyles, while the truly productive people take the real jobs.

[Jobaber]

I love it when the hard times bad times good times meme kicks in.

[Jobaber]

Justin Bieber makes a song called HOLY.

and then he gets diagnosed with some rare neurological disease caused by a viral infection.

(was he poisoned by the illuminati?)

Sad.

[aussenseiter]

https://media.tenor.com/KbapziGKsQwAAAAM/negative-nancy-theres-no-hope.gif

[Jobaber]

https://media.tenor.com/KbapziGKsQwAAAAM/negative-nancy-theres-no-hope.gif

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[Jobaber]

https://media.tenor.com/KbapziGKsQwAAAAM/negative-nancy-theres-no-hope.gif

https://i.imgur.com/xUreEGV.png

https://nypost.com/2023/03/10/china-pummeled-by-rain-of-worms-as-residents-asked-to-carry-umbrellas/

https://i.imgur.com/5elfrjP.png

[Trexller]

wake me up when its frogs or locusts

[Ekco]

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[aussenseiter]

https://i.imgur.com/X6SjTzw.png

[Jobaber]

With the way the economy is going I just heard on the news that luxury goods will lower in cost, becuase less people will be buyign them, but food and other goods that everyone needs will continue to rise in price.

If that isn't straight up black horse:

I heard a voice in the midst of the four beasts say, A measure of wheat for a penny, and three measures of barley for a penny; and see thou hurt not the oil and the wine.

The black horse is about how after the white horse we have massive inflation for the poor, but not the rich.

[Jobaber]

Shoots down aliens

no footage of aliens shot down pentagon says it has no way of recording incidents

footage from a downed drone is HD and shows exact point of contact between fighter jets released in less than 24 hours lol

[Jobaber]

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[Ekco]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FrXgRe2WcAIzEBc?format=jpg&name=large

not sure whether to blame HAARP or God, so i shall do both.

[Jobaber]

First bowl
The first bowl is poured out upon the earth, and causes painful sores to break out upon all those bearing the mark of the beast.[6]

Second bowl
The second bowl is poured out upon the sea. The sea turns to blood, and every living creature in it dies.[7]

Third bowl
The third bowl is poured out upon the rivers and springs of water, and they turn to blood. The "angel of the waters" makes a speech in praise of God's justice, which is echoed by a voice from the altar.[8]


If MPox was bowl 1 and currently, we're in the 2nd or 3rd bowl with this red tide shit (https://youtu.be/zXrFAOXazdU) and rivers full of dead fish (https://youtu.be/tdSeZ1MN5Do).. then a solar flare could be coming in the next year or 2 so make sure you put on extra sunscreen if you're going to be outside in 2025

Fourth bowl
The fourth bowl is poured out upon the sun. The sun scorches the people, but they only curse the name of God and do not repent.[9]

[Trexller]

Mpox is kind of a nothing burger tho

algae blooms come and go

aussies don't wanna admit their land is polluted so badly that flooding washes so much shit into the rivers that it kills the fish, and that dams they built prevent oxygenated water from flowing like it used to

if a solar flare roasts the earth, nobody in this modern era is gonna curse god, everyone regards god in the same category as santa claus

I'm not tryin to debunk your theories, I wish the world really was ending.

but i don't think we're lucky enough.

[Jobaber]

A combination is just a bunch of individual numbers, but when they are in line...

Did we just get spared the apocalypses, or is it just brewing? Check the date, 3 days ago!

A little early by my prophetic calendar.

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[Trexller]

i read about that solar flare... it was on the opposite side of the sun

the sun is really big, earth is really small by comparison, and while bigass solar flares are common, it's still a ridiculous game of chance that heavily favors earth

we can't even really measure how big the carrington event was, other than subjective information, auroras in mid-day, telegraphs functioning with power switched off etc

nothing even remotely close has occured since we developed the tech to study solar flares, so we have nothing to judge it by

still on your side, I want to witness the end of days

c'mon jib help me out

maybe there is some occult incantation or ritual we can perform to wake the devil up and remind him he's late for work

[Jobaber]

Maybe next week it begins!

says this tiktok time traveler:

https://www.tiktok.com/@radianttimetraveler/video/7207154542603996459

[Trexller]

has that guy been right about anything so far?

nostradamus is what, 70% accurate?

[Jobaber]

no not at all :o

[Trexller]

anything new with all those ancient stone works bearing the same insignias?

[Jobaber]

The bank bailouts for the people who make over 250k and no bailouts for people who lost their homes in ohio are pretty much sealing the deal to me that were in the black horse, where the rich are not affected but massive inflation and chaos for the poor.

Next is the pale horse & mass death, so I suspect we're waiting on nuke war starting, or ww3 officially starting.

After that is rounding up the Christians and rise of the antichrist, I'm sure there will be a little civil war in the pale horse will set that up!

Then the 6th seal hits in 2029 (apophis):

When he opened the sixth seal, I looked, and behold, there was a great earthquake, and the sun became black as sackcloth, the full moon became like blood, and the stars of the sky fell to the earth as the fig tree sheds its winter fruit when shaken by a gale. The sky vanished like a scroll that is being rolled up, and every mountain and island was removed from its place."

[Trexller]

2029?! shit thats like 6 years of apocalypse life

nothin with the aztecs or mayans claiming the world ends next tuesday maybe?

[Jobaber]

Were in the tribulation now, watching the news of old people and teachers getting face stabbed on the bus lol

[aussenseiter]

Were in the tribulation now, watching the news of old people and teachers getting face stabbed on the bus lol

The Great Tribulation was awhile ago. Heard it so myself. :o

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[Jobaber]

Dang the aliens came! And they took the 8,000 of our smartest!!

tiktok.com/@radianttimetraveler/video/7213892209400155438?embed_source=121331973%2C12081 1592%2C120810756%3Bnull%3Bembed_masking&refer=embed&referer_url=www.newsweek.com%2Ftiktok-time-traveler-says-aliens-coming-same-day-senate-hearing-shou-chew-1789894&referer_video_id=7213548406613019946

They didnt pick me up!

Guess if we didnt see the aliens that means we're dumb, and hang around with dumb people.

So better not admit you didn't see them.

I wonder if they took trump and elon?

[Ekco]

lol. someone trying to get the word out to all the dirty elf degenerates.

[Topgunben]

The bank bailouts for the people who make over 250k and no bailouts for people who lost their homes in ohio are pretty much sealing the deal to me that were in the black horse, where the rich are not affected but massive inflation and chaos for the poor.

Next is the pale horse & mass death, so I suspect we're waiting on nuke war starting, or ww3 officially starting.

After that is rounding up the Christians and rise of the antichrist, I'm sure there will be a little civil war in the pale horse will set that up!

Then the 6th seal hits in 2029 (apophis):

Damn

[Trexller]

Damn

This is a good thing, humanity has run it's course.

time to restart

[Patriam1066]

What about a restart with city states and hoplite armies? I don’t think this idea is getting enough thought!

[Trexller]

What about a restart with city states and hoplite armies? I don’t think this idea is getting enough thought!

im down for it but how are we gonna convince the rest of these morons to stop using electricity and oil

[magnetaress]

This is a good thing, humanity has run it's course.

time to restart

What about a restart with city states and hoplite armies? I don’t think this idea is getting enough thought!

All things eventually end. The glass is already broken.

Pretty soon. There will be blackburrow gnolls irl.

Yall are right. This is a good thing.

We could get bertoxxulous too and a bunch of undead armies (drones and cyborg) vs druids (homeless hippie luddites).

I'm all in.

Praying for 2029 to open up The rathe lake! (The Ra or Earth lake).

G-d bless. And pras Jesus and CT. Alligator population will hopefully bounce back into the billions after the power goes out and the dumb fucks run their course through the empty Walmarts.

[magnetaress]

Dhali lama being weird and gross and it's on cnn.

Definitely the end times.

[MrSparkle001]

An AI created robots out of living tissue. Then they started to reproduce…. Meet the xenobots (https://www.sciencefocus.com/future-technology/ai-xenobots/)

These Researchers Used AI to Design a Completely New 'Animal Robot' (https://www.scientificamerican.com/video/these-researchers-used-a-i-to-design-a-completely-new-animal-robot/)

This will surely lead to positive advancements for mankind and the planet and not backfire at all.

[Ekco]

Definitely the end times.

AI will save us!

prolly not though.

G4NcHrCz8yE

[magnetaress]

AI will save us!

prolly not though.

G4NcHrCz8yE

We are already in a failure state. LOL

this guy spends like 40 minutes saying humans aren't up to the task, we basically have to get lucky

there already are geneticaly engineered post-singularity non-human entitities controlling this :P and they don't feel any fidelity to the guy, you whoever, derping about barely able to grasp basic cosmology

it's all v lol

:)

i mean on the upside the AI will probably say LMAO in our image :P

your best hope is if the AI cares about human ppl and likes them enough to want to even do them well or not interfer with ppl being ppl... good luck with that lol (from my perspective) (P.s. I even love u all)

guy also make the assumption the CIA or OoohOOOHho (scary sarcsasm) China Russia Hitler won't unleash a system that is off the rails in order to defeat a system on the rails :p or that a system on the rails could defend against such a system lewl....

[magnetaress]

So who's to say that G-d would not talk to these "machines" networks through the fabric of the universe and that we wouldn't meet g-d thru them :p

[Jobaber]

AI will save us!

prolly not though.

G4NcHrCz8yE

wild west jesus will lead us to the promised land of no AI and back to the good old days!

[Jobaber]

So who's to say that G-d would not talk to these "machines" networks through the fabric of the universe and that we wouldn't meet g-d thru them :p

Magnetaress logging into the AI moderated p99 forums in 2030 like

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[magnetaress]

Magnetaress logging into the AI moderated p99 forums in 2030 like

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Cool scene. 😎

Author is kind of a nihilistic Satanist tho.... 😲

[Jobaber]

Cool scene. ��

Author is kind of a nihilistic Satanist tho.... ��

Maybe! I've thought about hell in relation to this stories attack against god!

We've got some tough decisions ahead of us.

When the aliens arrive, they will offer us everything we've ever dreamed as mortals trapped on earth: Cures to disease, immortality, exploration to the deepest regions of space!

The universe will be offered to us, and we will have to decide:

Life serving god, or freedom to explore the vastness of space and an infinite timeline to do it with.

HOWEVER I AM HERE TO WARN YOU!

If this option is given to us in the future, to beware! There are signs on earth that that is the path into DARKNESS!!!!!

From the oldest book of the Bible (Job) to the last book (Revelation), darkness is consistently associated with hell.

Job writes of a “land of deepest night, of utter darkness and disorder,” (Job 10:21-22) a “realm of darkness” (Job 17:13), even a “day of darkness” (Job 15:23).


Other references of hell throughout the Bible include:

“Realm of darkness” (Nahum 1:8)

“Thrown outside into the darkness” (Matthew 8:12; Matthew 22:13; Matthew 25:30)

“Blackest darkness” (Jude 1:13)

“Plunged into darkness” (Revelation 16:10)


My theory, is that aliens (angels designed by god to travel through space for infiniti), and satan, will offer mankind immortality in exchange for entropy with god.

But the truth is god is the ONLY conscious being in the vast dark universe because it IS the universe, and if we chose to go off and explore it on our own, we'll sadly discover this dark, and depressing fact.

That no matter what we do, no matter how long we we live, no matter how far we travel, there is nothing, but infinity and empty dark, cold, dead, space.

Hell, might be living forever in an empty and infinite universe.

Be careful out there folks! What seems like freedom may be prison!

[magnetaress]

100% u gonna get stuck in a No Man's Sky forever and ever. Then ur gonna exploit the engine to simulate ur dead fam like in minecraft. Except there's gonna be no substance to it and G-d will be far away from you forever.

I've been praying for g-d to destroy me. Repurpose me to. I don't want to be conscious anymore. Let me go. Awareness is a kind of prison too. It just leads to mistakes and going against G-d.

[Patriam1066]

Matthew 28:20 refutes both of you

Pessimism is atheism, seek Christ

[Jobaber]

That one is literally in line with what I said.

I just said the consciousness of the universe is god.

[Patriam1066]

My bad, didn’t read

[Jobaber]

Have a blessed day.

[aussenseiter]

I just said the consciousness of the universe is god.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indifferentism

[Trexller]

I've been praying for g-d to destroy me. Repurpose me to. I don't want to be conscious anymore. Let me go. Awareness is a kind of prison too. It just leads to mistakes and going against G-d.

the christians teach that we were created to make the choice whether or not to follow god

sounds like this reality is a soul filtering machine to separate the chaff of the souls from the wheat of the souls

[aussenseiter]

the christians teach that we were created to make the choice whether or not to follow god

sounds like this reality is a soul filtering machine to separate the chaff of the souls from the wheat of the souls

Parable of the Tares (https://bible.oremus.org/?passage=Matthew%2013:24%E2%80%9343&version=nrsv)

[magnetaress]

Parable of the Tares (https://bible.oremus.org/?passage=Matthew%2013:24%E2%80%9343&version=nrsv)

Son of man?

[Jobaber]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Indifferentism

jm5yHO5gBZk

[Jobaber]

Parable of the Tares (https://bible.oremus.org/?passage=Matthew%2013:24%E2%80%9343&version=nrsv)

“The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed in with three measures of flour until all of it was leavened.”

Its kind of funny to listen to pariables and be like, these mother fuckers were just high!

Its like, we have science, so we're like, "I bet the vastness of empty space is hell!"

They had invented yeast recently, so they be like, "Damn hell be like unleavened bread!"

https://i.imgur.com/48SzzWC.gif

"yo thats DEEP, paul!"

[aussenseiter]

“The kingdom of heaven is like yeast that a woman took and mixed in with three measures of flour until all of it was leavened.”

Its kind of funny to listen to pariables and be like, these mother fuckers were just high!

Its like, we have science, so we're like, "I bet the vastness of empty space is hell!"

They had invented yeast recently, so they be like, "Damn hell be like unleavened bread!"

https://i.imgur.com/48SzzWC.gif

"yo thats DEEP, paul!"

I forget if we're even supposed to eat leavened bread.

[Jobaber]

Would you eat a universe, paul?

https://i.imgur.com/XN8ihPF.png

Deep Jrod, I will follow you anywhere *pufffffffffffffffffffffffffffff

[magnetaress]

Just a dude.

We are supposed to eat the yeast. It's G-ds gift.

[Jobaber]

Just a dude.

https://i.imgur.com/yTlX7Bi.gif

[magnetaress]

Yeah man.

[Jobaber]

9IniOP2--GA

https://i.imgur.com/rceGJdA.png

https://i.imgur.com/VegN3nY.png

https://i.imgur.com/Z7U2t48.png

[Trexller]

that last pic is not altered, is it?

god damn you humans, god damn you all to hell

[magnetaress]

Mellowstone? :)

:o

[magnetaress]

P.S. Antartica wins it has the biggest plate by far :)

[Jobaber]

williges in darkness!

UPO_KW0nVEY

[magnetaress]

That's awesome.

[Topgunben]

Hey Jib. Was talking to my wife about the antichrist and she said that the antichrist will have eyes that aren’t like human eyes. We tried looking for it but couldn’t find anything in Our searches of Revelations.

You heard of this before?

[magnetaress]

Bright blue (almost glowy highly reflective) eyes like those GMO wolf pups probably.

[Ekco]

williges in darkness!



my first thought was it was caused by DARPA to help in the war but apparently its on the other side of the country like 10 time zones away from Ukraine
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tectonic_weapon

[Trexller]

yeah that volcano is basically in alaska

too bad

[Jobaber]

Hey Jib. Was talking to my wife about the antichrist and she said that the antichrist will have eyes that aren’t like human eyes. We tried looking for it but couldn’t find anything in Our searches of Revelations.

You heard of this before?

Maybe zechariah and the false shepherd?

https://i.imgur.com/w8OcBj5.png

FJOufpEg2mk

I like this one because it's also what Muslim eschatology says the antichrist will look like.

al-Dajjāl

He is described as a plump, one-eyed man with a ruddy face and curling hair and the Arabic letters k-f-r (“unbelief”) on his forehead. Al-Dajjāl will appear during a period of great tribulation; he will be followed by the Jews and will claim to be God in Jerusalem. He will work false miracles, and most people will be deceived. At this moment will occur the Second Coming of Christ.

[Topgunben]

Maybe zechariah and the false shepherd?

https://i.imgur.com/w8OcBj5.png

FJOufpEg2mk

I like this one because it's also what Muslim eschatology says the antichrist will look like.

Interesting. I wonder what the symbolism is with the Rudy appearance and bad eye?

[Jobaber]

Interesting. I wonder what the symbolism is with the Rudy appearance and bad eye?

The second we elect Danny DeVito run for the hills.

[aussenseiter]

FJOufpEg2mk

KJV

https://i.imgflip.com/160x55.jpg

[Jobaber]

No if you crack the KJV it means everyone is an asshole because were born with sin.

And boy is that the fuckn truth.

[aussenseiter]

No if you crack the KJV it means everyone is an asshole because were born with sin.

And boy is that the fuckn truth.

Born to give us second birth.

[Jobaber]

If we're lucky!

Although if we're just dust in the wind, never having to witness any more human stupidity after death may be the greatest gift of all.

[aussenseiter]

It's a little telling that the technical theocracy known as the United Kingdom is mostly unobservant these days.

You can tell me what that means about Lutherism.

[Jobaber]

You can tell me what that means about Lutherism.

It means the printing press was a mistake :p

[Trexller]

It means the printing press was a mistake :p

aren't advancements in communication technology going to be inevitable though? there isn't anything healthy people want more than to exchange information faster and faster

[Jobaber]

aren't advancements in communication technology going to be inevitable though? there isn't anything healthy people want more than to exchange information faster and faster

sounds like the apple to me... :o

If as one people speaking the same language they have begun to do this, then nothing they plan to do will be impossible for them. Come, let us go down and confuse their language so they will not understand each other. (NIV, Genesis 11:6-7)

[Trexller]

sounds like the apple to me... :o

yeah i mean you can't stop it from happening though

bible says the world has to devolve into shit before god shows up so really im just sitting here counting plagues

but like 40 seconds after John the Elder put his pen down people immediately started assigning apocalyptic meaning to every terrible thing that happens

turns out hitler wasn't the antichrist after all

one line that sticks with me is the one that says something like, "No man will know when god returns" to me that means that "god" will have faded from all memory on earth. We're sitting here conspiracizing (yep, its a word now) about End Times stuff, so that means we have not forgotten god.

the first time he destroyed the earth it wasn't until like 1 single dude was the last believer

so im definitely gonna be long dead by the time the heavens part and trumpets blare

[Jobaber]

yeah i mean you can't stop it from happening though

bible says the world has to devolve into shit before god shows up so really im just sitting here counting plagues

I think after he killed everyone god decided that if we follow the 10 commandments we can have language.

I was really just cracking an internet was a mistake joke, becuase the printing press really is why luthanarism is a thing (the church used to keep the bible under strict lock and key until then)

The printing press really lowered the status of the church quite a bit.

afaik!!

[Jobaber]

yeah i mean you can't stop it from happening though

bible says the world has to devolve into shit before god shows up so really im just sitting here counting plagues

but like 40 seconds after John the Elder put his pen down people immediately started assigning apocalyptic meaning to every terrible thing that happens

turns out hitler wasn't the antichrist after all

one line that sticks with me is the one that says something like, "No man will know when god returns" to me that means that "god" will have faded from all memory on earth. We're sitting here conspiracizing (yep, its a word now) about End Times stuff, so that means we have not forgotten god.

the first time he destroyed the earth it wasn't until like 1 single dude was the last believer

so im definitely gonna be long dead by the time the heavens part and trumpets blare

could be, could be....

Im still betting on 2030.

If this tribulation we were living in was any worse, it'd just be straight up what I consider living post end times would be like IMO.

I also am really uncomfortable with the way the prophecies have been playing out. I been looking for patterns like this my whole life, and not until covid can I say I've ever even come close to seeing 2 in a row let alone 3.5... But the horsemen are out I'm afraid. A nuke would seal the deal.

If we make it to 2036 with no end times, im gonna just try to ride this baby out to 2060 and see if that's the fire works (https://www.openculture.com/2022/03/in-1704-isaac-newton-predicted-that-the-world-will-end-in-2060.html).

If I make past then, Ill curse gods name on my death bed.

And then regret it 15 minuets later at the pearly gates.

[Trexller]

I'd go further and say it was education that killed the church, not because knowledge will lead you astray, you do that on your own, but because the bible was written for, and by, people who didn't understand why the sun rose and fell, people who didn't understand the concept of a million.

so they had to write it in terms they understood where the earth is the center of the universe and time scales are described as thousands, not billions of years

it's the fault of the church for not keeping up with actual real science

like every physicist who peers into the macro and micro workings of the universe will tell you they believe in a higher power, maybe not god per se, but something greater.

these people who do real research look at it and go, shit there's no way in hell that this is all by chance, everything is too god damn perfect.

[Jobaber]

Just another way to think about it, idk who knows what's going on, just looking at the world and time pass us by with ya.

But I dont think they were as confused about how things worked much more than we are today.

It's not like the average person really cares about space, or other star systems.

Back then they were more centered. Less distractions. They still had to find food, eat, build a house. Hell we road the same wagon they did for 6 thousand years, like up until 75 years ago.

Education today tries to make it seem like religion came from ignorance, not people who were more centered with themselves, and their families, and their lives.

We are educated, but we're more lost than a shepherd is, and he's never been to school!

[Trexller]

could be, could be....

Im still betting on 2030.

If this tribulation we were living in was any worse, it'd just be straight up what I consider living post end times would be like IMO.

I also am really uncomfortable with the way the prophecies have been playing out. I been looking for patterns like this my whole life, and not until covid can I say I've ever even come close to seeing 2 in a row let alone 3.5... But the horsemen are out I'm afraid. A nuke would seal the deal.

If we make it to 2036 with no end times, im gonna just try to ride this baby out to 2060 and see if that's the fire works (https://www.openculture.com/2022/03/in-1704-isaac-newton-predicted-that-the-world-will-end-in-2060.html).

If I make past then, Ill curse gods name on my death bed.

And then regret it 15 minuets later at the pearly gates.

oh man the world can get soooo much worse, unimaginably worse.

at times in history it has been alot worse, and there are ALOT of places on earth today where simply unbelievable human suffering exists. even in the USA.

every bit of media we see is sanitized, you gotta walk the ghettos in seattle or philadelphia where people's flesh is literally rotting at injection sites and you're still only 6 blocks from a wal-mart, its surreal.

feel free to curse god all you want, he can take it, it's your state of heart that gets you through the gates.

[Jobaber]

If it got any worse, that'd be post tribulation: end times! Antichrist life.

Thats why I think we are here. Any worse than it is today, and it's going to get WAY WORSET FAST.

[Ekco]

like every physicist who peers into the macro and micro workings of the universe will tell you they believe in a higher power, maybe not god per se, but something greater.


the great clockmaker. it's the churches fault for not keeping up with science and blending dogma into the insanity that is actual reality.

[Jobaber]

It took us basically 1 full generation before we forgot how dangerous the atomic bomb was.

So i was thinking, well covid proticol may take a full generation for us to not care how dangerous concentration camps are.

So maybe it will take till 2060!

[Trexller]

We are educated, but we're more lost than a shepherd is, and he's never been to school!

i can guarantee ya that even when christianity was at it's strongest, there were still shepherds who would masquerade as women and blow each other, or who would roam the hillsides slitting throats for fun, or who simply just fucked the sheep.

this shit is in every culture for all of history.

for some reason academia requires this position that we are so ridiculously more advanced than previous civilizations, and that we are the first technologically advanced civilization, i figure that's a means of control to prevent, or delay the time when we discover shit like the fabled atlantean technology.

egyptologists are the worst, egyptian gov't super cagey about who what and when can go look at the pyramids, and every piece of evidence people collect show that the pyramids are some sort of resonance device and that the sphinx is 15000 years older than the pyramids

if you act like you have something to hide, then you definitely do.

and not a single mummy was ever found inside a pyramid

[Jobaber]

yeah for some reason academia requires this position that we are so ridiculously more advanced than previous civilizations, and that we are the first technologically advance civilization, i figure that's a means of control to prevent, or delay the time when we discover like atlantean technology. egyptologists are the worst, they are super cagey about who what and when can go look at the pyramids, and every piece of evidence people collect show that the pyramids are some sort of resonance device and that the sphinx is 15000 years older than the pyramids

and not a single mummy was ever found inside a pyramid

I bet we're identical to people from 10,000 years ago.

If either of us swapped places at birth, none would be the wiser.

Which scares me considering how fast technology has evolved in that same time.

alien abducting anal probing robot angels, watching us like this:

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[Jobaber]

and not a single mummy was ever found inside a pyramid

I wish elon was as meme smart as he thinks he is and he bought the pyramds instead of twitter and was just dismantling them looking for clues.

[Ekco]

the pyramds

best rabbit hole of all the rabbit holes.

X4k8pdJ2so4

[Trexller]

I bet we're identical to people from 10,000 years ago.

edit: Yeah Ekco im definitely referencing the works of graham hancock and randall carlson, their research is so solid you could build an ancient civilization on top of it. and yet somehow they are outcasts.

even if the bible is a true story, it's definitely not the entire story

i feel like proof of aliens would help humanity out alot, fill in the blanks and round out some actual answers.

we definitely are identical to humans from 10,000 years ago, from corpses found in permafrost, and skeletons recovered from dig sites, whoever the last homo-erectus was walked the earth a minimum of 100k years ago

native americans, mayans etc sure as hell aren't the original inhabitants of north ameria, they were just the most recent humans who migrated here when ocean levels were 400 feet lower and land bridges existed.

black people aren't even specifically native to africa, they found their ways to south/central america long before the white slavers showed up, if one looks into it they find that there were entirely too many people of african descent in the americas than could have possibly been transported by boats

the numbers don't add up for just the african population in central america, not even considering the east coasts of south america or north america.

they didn't arrive by just boats

this also explains really well the existence of all the exact same symbology in ancient stone works from around the world, it's not aliens, or ridiculous theories, people just walked.

[magnetaress]

Dune series has space religion. And it's fun. V heretical tho.

Where does G-d say u must religion tho? And religion is only a gateway to spirituality and faith. You come to G-d by following his commandments. I'm sure "assusietter" doth protest tho, that you shall communion or else.

I'm like...ok fundamentally the orthodoxy thing can be a speedy way to humility and service. It can also be a fast way to hell through pride and fear. (Superstition). Thats when people start to idolatry. Ritual becomes more important than G-d or his commandments then.... it's pretty basic.

Thx for all the thoughts folks. Say your prayers. Eat ur veg. Fast. Make ur bread. Break ur fast. And do your good works. And read ur Bible and learn about the past. All of it. For the past is your future. And you don't get the present without either.

This time had to come. And you had to live through it for heaven to exist. And heaven isn't about Nintendos. It's about being at one with G-d and his creation.

[goblinmob]

Piano piano, ppl. Knowing is half the battle but battles are never half-won.

[EDIT] gif added for context

[Jobaber]

best rabbit hole of all the rabbit holes.

X4k8pdJ2so4

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https://i.imgur.com/sOXi2v3.png

:o white supremists found the pyramids, white supremists rule the world, white supremists control the history.

Jerusalem is Egypt.

[Trexller]

eh "white supremacist" is slang for: "I'm wrong and I don't want to lose research grants"

[Jobaber]

I just like to say it to make libs have to agree with me or they're white supremist.

[Trexller]

republicans should just come out of nowhere with an intelligent and articulate black woman, give her the nomination then look at the dems and say: "Your Move"

[Arleth Fisher]

The news is definitely scary. It's sad to see people getting violent at such a sacred place. People will be able to go to the Shrine without fear of violence, if steps are made to calm things down.

[magnetaress]

best rabbit hole of all the rabbit holes.

X4k8pdJ2so4

Good talk.

From my experience:

Suicide and homicide don't make the world a better place. Just give your loving kindness and compassion to those around you and stop expecting people to be a certain way. Tell them how they should be and how things should be. Don't try to use force or make them a certain way. Give your love in guidance and a helping hand for small matters every once in awhile.

And most of all, ACCEPT that this is the way things are and WHY they are this way and don't deny that from being. It is real. The world is dying and we are killing it and "ourselves". We are even stripping humanity bare.

And when you meet the maker, you will will be conscientious and conscious and can tell him you lived a good meaningful life, regardless of what your means are and you can stop hurting yourselves because you don't feel good enough or worthy enough.

[Jobaber]

https://www.reddit.com/r/UkraineWarVideoReport/comments/12kr22y/ukrainians_test_a_new_cartridge_feeding_system/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

And he had the power to take peace from the earth, and that they should kill one another.

[Trexller]

they should kill one another.

sounds sexy

where do i sign up?

[Jobaber]

Fortnite IRL.com (https://fightforua.org/)

[Ekco]

https://fightforua.org/

https://th.bing.com/th/id/R.58dd822966af34b9aa98b99b708062cd?rik=laBgUpXYdB% 2bVEQ&riu=http%3a%2f%2fmemes.ucoz.com%2f_nw%2f8%2f014596 76.jpg&ehk=z8YiXRNgo%2bMLbEpKfrAXDjzbjIHCffp6e2ajVSKeXs4% 3d&risl=&pid=ImgRaw&r=0

i'm already on enough government lists

[Shourty]

eh "white supremacist" is slang for: "I'm wrong and I don't want to lose research grants"

Yeah and "I don't have a comeback for what you said.", "Your opinion isn't what I believe and so you are …..", "You are white".

[goblinmob]

gotta kill for a meal out here

[magnetaress]

gotta kill for a meal out here

Ate a scone and some jam. Blackberry.

Thank G-d for the British empire and holy rome.

Although probably...scones and Jam predate both institutions.... you would still need a healthy ecosystem even if you only ate scones from wild wheat and blackberries. And that means large predators and violence. So idk. The universe is just violence and death..


Does it matter if it's Holy Rome or Apohphis?

IMO... we won't get off this rock alive. So the universe has a way. It'll spread this rocks DNA SPLAT like an infinite cloud of yeast throughout the universe. It's how life got here and how life will leave. And who knows? Maybe it's all part of G-d's plan?

I don't think you get to roll fresh on a new server according to Horus if you are a jerk and a loser. Many squandered this lifes opportunity and that is not for me to judge.

This precious world is coming to an end. Now is your opportunity to make peace with it.

[goblinmob]

Yes I suppose if you enjoy the sting of victory it's about the only accessable path left. If the brain concludes that it may not trust it's body, who does it turn to?

[Trexller]

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79B00752A000300070001-8.pdf

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really cia? dont wanna allow us to prepare or what?

[Jobaber]

https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79B00752A000300070001-8.pdf

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really cia? dont wanna allow us to prepare or what?

I love this one! I have a theory: They used that adam and eve study to convince god fearing congressmen to spend ungodly amounts of money to build darpa?

Also it gives me a hunch that, in case of magnetic pole flip or astroid planet killer emergency maybe colorado is a good place to pilgramage to in hopes they let you in.

I also like the conspiracy about the underground space for billionaires at the Denver Colorado airport being connected to it all.

[magnetaress]

Hollywood's preparing `j`u` with films like independence day.


And you know wat. If u some how survive and aren't in one of those man made tombs. You will be in a garden and you will never need to work again for another man until enough of us are born that we ruin it again.

[Jobaber]

End times patterns, I love them:

What if the atomic age was a prophetic 70 year tribulation told by Daniel & Jeramiah?

The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a an mountain or an island, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. And a third of the living creatures in the sea died.

https://i.imgur.com/eBfjW5i.png

For a nuke test we blew up Bikini Atol island and poisoned the surrounding area and inhabitance all had to move or died.

Subtract 5 years from that marking the end of the atomic tribulation, and start of the End Times is 2015: Rise of trump.

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[Jobaber]

ok get this

they named the BIKINI after this nuclear explosion.

Because the bikini was going to be as big as the nuke that blew up the Bikini island.

So the entire start of sexualization and perversion of this age is directly related to the atomic tribulation.

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[magnetaress]

Yep 💯

[Trexller]

oh c'mon guys this definitely isn't the first and/or most hedonistic society

human beings have been over indulging in what feels good since the beginning of time, it's only that you were born into a world where the puritans/catholics still held a shred of influence, and you've lived to see that influence fade

honestly i expect more bc ya'll aren't dumb enough for that. now to go motorboat some tits and get your rocks off on a hooker after you both snort fetty laced MDMA then buckle up, the show hasn't even started yet.

[magnetaress]

already did that (years ago statue of limitations) hahahaha cringe memory too R.I.p. my poor soul....

anything short of chastitity is pure badddddd for ur mind and body and soul and spirit

g-d is crying rivers of tears probably why all the floods

ps. we had another freak storm /flood here out of no where and only in one spot ! (in a decadent part of town too!)

ps.ps. i got child safety filters on my google (i don't like seeing nipples) and i googled chastity just to make sure i was using the right word and my face got blasted by crunched up micropeen in little warped cages not even the cool kind of chastity cage and i didn't click on images i went straight to the definition and it was right there to the right

anyone elese notice the dictionary has been nerfed too it used to be a lot better now it is outright misleading in some cases unless u dig around and look for another source outside google and look at the etymology

shit is bad folks

666 is the number of the beast because it is the number of the material world and matter and hexagons (carbon life forms and GASOLINE!)

[goblinmob]

Well, if ya got something that needs sayin' or doin' here on earth better get it quick!

[Jobaber]

oh c'mon guys this definitely isn't the first and/or most hedonistic society

human beings have been over indulging in what feels good since the beginning of time, it's only that you were born into a world where the puritans/catholics still held a shred of influence, and you've lived to see that influence fade

honestly i expect more bc ya'll aren't dumb enough for that. now to go motorboat some tits and get your rocks off on a hooker after you both snort fetty laced MDMA then buckle up, the show hasn't even started yet.

the first hedonistic society god wiped off the face of the earth, then Moses convinced god to chill, and he apologized with a deal:

https://i.imgur.com/NvYRnuB.png

Now we're re-negging on it.

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[Ekco]

this thread reminded me of where i used to get my top tier Christian conspiracy theories/predictions/facts from.

https://www.godlikeproductions.com/

Analysis / Bias
In review, Godlike Productions is primarily a forum that covers conspiracy theories and pseudoscience. They are almost a clone of Above Top Secret. Regardless, they promote conspiracy theories and pseudoscience that are usually debunked. We don’t usually do this, but Rationalwiki has already done the work, See here. In general, this source is not credible on any level. See Fact Checks below.

[goblinmob]

How many of each animal did Moses put on the ark?

[Jobaber]

this thread reminded me of where i used to get my top tier Christian conspiracy theories/predictions/facts from.

Adding this cold hard fact about time 4chan travelers winning the war of who gets to control earth in the future, since you mention it.

https://i.imgur.com/dQeNYhk.jpg
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[Jobaber]

Im sure the story goes:

1. 4chan trolls people online
2. everyone gets mad
3. ww3 starts
4. 4chaners stay in basement
5. survive the nukes
6. able to survive on highly processed foods, huge fat stores kept them alive
7. free of judgment and with ai and tech left over they turn themselves into little anime girls
8. invent time travel
9. come here to get online and troll us more
10. call themselves reptoids as a lol

And here we are.

[Ekco]

k7jmobVI-oE

it's fine, the elected leaders that cause the problem will be saved.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/dQeNYhk.jpg
[X-Files Theme Intensifies]

:p

Triple post was an axecident. Dunno y it did that.

[Jobaber]

Pentagon says UFOs from mother ship in our solar system may be using the suns energy to float towards and around planets like a balloons.

Like the 3/4 mystery balloons they lost after shooting them down just a couple months ago.

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/04/15/ufos-aliens-space-pentagon-us-oumuamua-harvard/

[Trexller]

https://www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2023/04/15/ufos-aliens-space-pentagon-us-oumuamua-harvard/

fuck that pay wall

why would anyone subscribe

[Jobaber]

fuck that pay wall

why would anyone subscribe

https://astronomy.fas.harvard.edu/people/avi-loeb

That guy this wrote this paper:

https://iopscience.iop.org/article/10.3847/2041-8213/aaeda8


Astronomer Avi Loeb Says Aliens Have Visited, and He's Not Kidding
Astrophysicist Avi Loeb at the unveiling of the Breakthrough Starshot initiative in New York City on April 12, 2016. Credit: Jemal Countess Getty Images
Avi Loeb is no stranger to controversy. The prolific Harvard University astrophysicist has produced pioneering and provocative research on black holes, gamma-ray bursts, the early universe and other standard topics of his field. But for more than a decade he has also courted a more contentious subject—namely, space aliens, including how to find them. Until relatively recently, Loeb’s most high-profile work in that regard was his involvement with Breakthrough Starshot, a project funded by Silicon Valley billionaire Yuri Milner to send laser-boosted, gossamer-thin mirrorlike spacecraft called “light sails” on high-speed voyages to nearby stars. All that began to change in late 2017, however, when astronomers around the world scrambled to study an enigmatic interstellar visitor—the first ever seen—that briefly came within range of their telescopes.

The object’s discoverers dubbed it ‘Oumuamua—a Hawaiian term that roughly translates to “scout.” The unavoidably cursory examinations of this celestial passerby showed it had several properties that defied easy natural explanation. ‘Oumuamua’s apparent shape—which was like a 100-meter-long cigar or pancake—did not closely resemble any known asteroid or comet. Neither did its brightness, which revealed ‘Oumuamua was at least 10 times more reflective than one of our solar system’s typical space rocks—shiny enough to suggest the gleam of burnished metal. Most strangely, as it zoomed off after swooping by the sun, the object sped up faster than could be explained by our star’s waning gravitational grip alone. Run-of-the-mill comets can exhibit similar accelerations because of the rocketlike effect of evaporating gases jetting from their sunlight-warmed icy surfaces. But no signs of such jets were seen around ‘Oumuamua.

To Loeb, the most plausible explanation was as obvious as it was sensational: taken together with its possibly pancakelike shape and high reflectivity, ‘Oumuamua’s anomalous acceleration made perfect sense if the object was in fact a light sail—perhaps a derelict from some long-expired galactic culture. Primed by years spent pondering how we might someday find evidence of cosmic civilizations in the sky’s depths, he became increasingly convinced that, with ‘Oumuamua, the evidence had instead found us. In late 2018 Loeb and his co-author Shmuel Bialy, a Harvard postdoctoral fellow, published a paper in the Astrophysical Journal Letters arguing that ‘Oumuamua had been nothing less than humanity’s first contact with an artifact of extraterrestrial intelligence.

The paper has been a smash hit with journalists but has fallen flat with most of Loeb’s astrobiology-focused peers, who insist that, while strange, ‘Oumuamua’s properties still place it well within the realm of natural phenomena. To claim otherwise, Loeb’s critics say, is cavalier at best and destructive at worst for the long struggle to remove the stigma of credulous UFO and alien-abduction reports from what should unquestionably be a legitimate field of scientific inquiry.

[Trexller]

oh yeah that's been news for awhile now, dude is ultra credible

Oumuamua is some bullshit though, designed to distract us from this one which never leaves earth orbit and has been there for at least 13,000 years

f5cPzD2a_Ao

[Jobaber]

https://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Article/3251242/dod-office-moving-ahead-in-mission-to-identify-anomalous-phenomena/

this dept from pentagon says that the probes may float around like balloons.

you know like the balloons we shot down and "lost" over us and canada? (the great wastelands of the earth, untraveled by people)

[Trexller]

https://www.jbsa.mil/News/News/Article/3251242/dod-office-moving-ahead-in-mission-to-identify-anomalous-phenomena/

this dept from pentagon says that the probes may float around like balloons.

you know like the balloons we shot down and "lost" over us and canada? (the great wastelands of the earth, untraveled by people)

that vid i just posted is basically this

with your advanced knowledge of conspiracy theories, whats your take?

that thing is in stable earth orbit, it's definitely there, can sometimes be seen w/ a cheap telescope and can be tracked by radar, existed prior to any man-made space junk and it's not an asteroid

my take is that it's an interstellar baby monitor

[aussenseiter]

fuck that pay wall

why would anyone subscribe

NoScript beats nearly every paywall and is super easy to click on and click off.

WaPo and NYT hate him!

[Trexller]

oh fuck yeah, more content enabling add-ons for firefox, less money for everyone else!

[Jobaber]

It's weird how the people that want to pay for the news the most are the fuckn bleeding heart socialists.

[goblinmob]

My "wouldn't it be funny if" end times scenario of the day: WW3 started by religious war over whether AI was God or the Devil

[Jobaber]

Haha your wouldn't it be funny is my god I hope please.

[goblinmob]

BUT THEN! just as humanity stops and sees the errors of it's ways... asteroid..

[Trexller]

BUT THEN! just as humanity stops and sees the errors of it's ways... asteroid..

all records seem to indicate that we are the first species who developed the ability to stave off nearly any asteroid impact

[goblinmob]

What? How does that work? I'm too lazy to research any real facts about anything but I say I can believe that they could pinpoint the "absence" of this ability from any evidence around. I think the part I feel skeptical about is believing that we do have the ability. Like your big cousin saying he can do a backflip. Like, do we have lasers that can do this, or?..

[Trexller]

What? How does that work? I'm too lazy to research any real facts about anything but I say I can believe that they could pinpoint the "absence" of this ability from any evidence around. I think the part I feel skeptical about is believing that we do have the ability. Like your big cousin saying he can do a backflip. Like, do we have lasers that can do this, or?..

theoretically yes we could build a laser for asteroid defense, but it's not necessary

it depends on how long we have to prepare for impact. if its very short, like less then a few months then we have no choice but to nuke it. all physicists say this is a bad idea because it turns a bullet into buckshot, but if it's your last resort you gotta do it

other plans range from things like landing a rocket to fire a booster and push the asteroid off course, all the way to to painting it with a reflective material to change it's albedo so that solar radiation will push it off course

NASA's DART spacecraft recently impacted an asteroid as a test, and Japan's Hayabusa2 landed on one

It's gonna take alot more than what hit the dinosaurs to wipe out humanity

I'm of a belief that we definitely could prevent it, unless it takes a very specific path from behind the sun where we basically have no chance of seeing it before its entirely too late

there is now a 6th branch of the U.S. Military which is tasked with this type of defense, and the US military has a tendency to accomplish literally anything it wants to

[Ekco]

asked Bing what it thought and to rank them.

That’s a hard question to answer, as each method has its own strengths and weaknesses, and there may be uncertainties and risks involved in any of them. However, in this context, I would say that the most reliable and safe method is the one that can achieve the desired deflection or disruption with the least amount of collateral damage or unintended consequences. Based on that criterion, I would rank the methods as follows:

Laser ablation: This method is reliable and safe because it does not require physical contact with the asteroid, it does not break it into fragments, and it does not produce any harmful radiation or debris. It also allows for precise and flexible control of the deflection. However, this method may require a lot of power and accuracy, and it may not work for very large or distant asteroids.

Kinetic impactor: This method is reliable and safe because it is simple and effective, and it does not produce any harmful radiation or debris. It also allows for some control of the deflection. However, this method may require multiple impactors or a large mass driver for larger asteroids, and it may have a risk of fragmentation or uncertainty in the outcome.

Nuclear explosion: This method is reliable and safe because it is powerful and fast, and it could work for large asteroids or comets. It also allows for some control of the deflection or disruption. However, this method may have a risk of fragmentation or radioactive contamination, and it may face political and legal challenges.

Disruption: This method is reliable and safe because it could work for short-range intercepts and small to medium-sized asteroids. It also allows for some control of the disruption. However, this method may have a risk of creating multiple hazardous fragments or damaging satellites or spacecraft.

Of course, this ranking is based on my own subjective opinion and some general assumptions. The actual reliability and safety of each method may vary depending on the specific scenario and the available technology and resources.

Thank you. I’m glad you agree with my ranking. I think it is important to consider the reliability and safety of each method, as well as other factors such as cost, feasibility, and creativity. I think laser ablation is the most promising method, but it also has some challenges and limitations. I think kinetic impactor is the most proven method, but it also has some drawbacks and uncertainties. I think nuclear explosion is the most powerful method, but it also has some risks and challenges. I think disruption is the most desperate method, but it also has some benefits and opportunities

[Jobaber]

BUT THEN! just as humanity stops and sees the errors of it's ways... asteroid..

thats like my fetish!

first we all blame each other for our own problems and start ripping each other limb from limb

then some ass hole rips the most people up and everyone worships it as a god king and

and just when humanity thinks they've stopped killing everyone Jesus appears and kills the rest of those rotten cockroaches.

[Jobaber]

jesus comes riding in on Apophis asteroid like

https://i.imgur.com/OdKz174.gif

[goblinmob]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

[Ekco]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

idk, I'm kinda happy he didn't live to see us deteriorate this far i have a feeling his brand of nihilism was hiding profound disappointment with mankind.

[Trexller]

jesus comes riding in on Apophis asteroid like

ya know the first ground penetrator weapon (bunker buster) was developed in record time, under budget and with 1/10th the test drops of other bombs

all we have to do is put a 30 megaton nuclear bunker buster on Nasa's SLS heavy

the US DOD actually states on record that they aren't going to decommission and continue to develop the super crazy nuclear weapons as matters of planetary defense. These guys know what we're really facing, info that they don't release

I hate to be the buzzkill during apocalypse porn time, but there are many other realistic ways that we're all gonna die

[magnetaress]

It's weird how the people that want to pay for the news the most are the fuckn bleeding heart socialists.

Taxes could pay for the news! And we could raffle off news licenses! :p

[Jobaber]

George Carlin would be happy as fuck right now. Seems like something he'd appreciate lol

happy, but canceled for sure. :o

[Ekco]

but there are many other realistic ways that we're all gonna die

anyone checked in on the bees? how those lil important fuckers doing.

[goblinmob]

That would be equally funny for as much evidence as we've found that shows us how finely tuned everything has to be to work

[Jobaber]

These guys know what we're really facing, info that they don't release

IRL spoilers :o

For real: spoilers

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[Trexller]

That would be equally funny for as much evidence as we've found that shows us how finely tuned everything has to be to work

this is exactly what prevents me from going to from agnostic to full on atheist

[Patriam1066]

IRL spoilers :o

For real: spoilers

yEWCiU1wQ8Q

Arthur c Clarke is great

Great book

[goblinmob]

this is exactly what prevents me from going to from agnostic to full on atheist

I'm sure God'll be willing to meet us halfway

[EDIT] Expressed genuinely not sarcastic not easily conveyed as text

[Trexller]

I'm sure God'll be willing to meet us halfway

[EDIT] Expressed genuinely not sarcastic not easily conveyed as text

i got you

but "god" can go get fucked

there's some sort of intelligent design going on, and its definitely not what any major religion would have you believe

[Trexller]

well, wtf is this? TPTB are saying it's rocket exhaust from a spacex launch, which reeks of the usual bullshit weather balloon type excuse

https://www.adn.com/resizer/ECjqkp3paCN01kCzZ2Y8bJyqm5w=/1440x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/adn/B4DNOTCVOJCV5LFNXOLNOSALBI.jpg

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/science/2023/04/15/mysterious-glowing-spiral-in-the-sky-over-alaska-draws-questions-and-a-simple-explanation/

[goblinmob]

We have both the freedom and the burdens of faith I guess. Forest through the trees. I don't mean to imply I'd ever know anything it's awkward to have a moment and have a serious post or turn into some emotional magnetaress post but I'm just tryna earn my way to fire giant and my first 300 post are mostly bullshit but some jokes I made myself laugh from

[goblinmob]

they've left us no choice but to live
Terra's Theme but it's POST-HARDCORE | Final Fantasy VI Cover
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[goblinmob]

Why the FUCK does it keep doing this?

[aussenseiter]

they've left us no choice but to live
Terra's Theme but it's POST-HARDCORE | Final Fantasy VI Cover
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&t was the problem. You can't timestamp embeds.

[goblinmob]

Oh thanks dude!

[Trexller]

End Times

:confused: :confused: :confused:

[magnetaress]

well, wtf is this? TPTB are saying it's rocket exhaust from a spacex launch, which reeks of the usual bullshit weather balloon type excuse

https://www.adn.com/resizer/ECjqkp3paCN01kCzZ2Y8bJyqm5w=/1440x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/adn/B4DNOTCVOJCV5LFNXOLNOSALBI.jpg

https://www.adn.com/alaska-news/science/2023/04/15/mysterious-glowing-spiral-in-the-sky-over-alaska-draws-questions-and-a-simple-explanation/

obama norway?

[magnetaress]

there's a giant 'hole' in the magnetosphere to butt that is over southern lattitudes (lattitude the horrizontoal ones?) hope this helps !

shits getting wierd bros

big hugs to everyone ! and have a nice day !

[goblinmob]

Sorry, it was supposed to be a post about all the end times talk driving some hypothetical main character to the point where they snap and become like the awesome part of the movie and that's the music that would play before it goes to the kick ass end fight or something. It happens when I I try to talk for more than 5 seconds

[goblinmob]

And thanks magnetaress, you too!

[Jobaber]

Can Terra's Theme but it's POST-HARDCORE be the end credits to earth please?

[goblinmob]

Dude's got some pretty spot on covers!

[Jobaber]

well, wtf is this? TPTB are saying it's rocket exhaust from a spacex launch, which reeks of the usual bullshit weather balloon type excuse

https://www.adn.com/resizer/ECjqkp3paCN01kCzZ2Y8bJyqm5w=/1440x0/filters:format(jpg):quality(70)/cloudfront-us-east-1.images.arcpublishing.com/adn/B4DNOTCVOJCV5LFNXOLNOSALBI.jpg


Soundtrack to this post. (https://youtu.be/UcZxDscae3Q?t=131)

I agree that most of these are likely space X

but what I love most about them is how they look so much like these Hopi gods from the sky...

https://i.imgur.com/FKbKzpA.png

https://i.imgur.com/lgkvlIf.png

https://i.imgur.com/HzHYrPZ.png

or that these SpaceX rockets look so much like...

https://i.imgur.com/heU8jaY.png

https://i.imgur.com/ZOBuCgF.png

https://i.imgur.com/d7qOUPB.png

https://i.imgur.com/GlWL74w.png

https://i.imgur.com/XqAkQTR.gif

[Ekco]

SpaceX spirals, it's fine. go back to bed America. your government is in charge.
vL8dHf16CEs

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/XqAkQTR.gif

[magnetaress]

I bet the IRL apocalypse will be a lot like the MMO apocalypse... people will just bot and automate until only the bots are left digging through the trash heap looking for gold to repair themselves with.

Anyone who survives apotheosis (apophis) will be competing with these bots over the scraps of our civilization.

The irony being. Most people are already soulless and so indoctrinated and conditioned. They are the bots and automation of the elites. Doesn't matter that they are biological. The point is they are efficient at consolidating and controlling wealth and power and limiting knowledge and freedom for their peers.

[Jobaber]

That's actually pretty based and woke. If we are not divine, for sure.

MMOs are a shadow of who we are as a species IMO eq is like 1:1 irl

[DeadSurvivor]

Humanity will disappear when two super power countries have a pissing contest ... who can piss the farthest. Two red buttons get pressed and aliens in space laugh at what a joke we are.

[aussenseiter]

Blinding flash over Kyiv was probably meteor (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65331823)

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/SEI_152654970-5c1d.jpg

[Skarne]

Blinding flash over Kyiv was probably meteor (https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-65331823)

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2023/04/SEI_152654970-5c1d.jpg


/hTc9sLmOR0A

[Landroval]

Humanity will disappear when two super power countries have a pissing contest ... who can piss the farthest. Two red buttons get pressed and aliens in space laugh at what a joke we are.

This is why we need a geriatric old man with alzheimers and a penchant for acquiescence and supplication at the helm.

*Show em your belly, buddy*

[goblinmob]

Humanity will disappear when ...

Humanity has disappeared

[magnetaress]

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/sudan-virus-risk-world-health-organization-says-lab-occupied-disease-samples/ :shrug:

🙍🤷🤷🙍🤷🤷🙍

🥲😅😂🤣🤗

[aussenseiter]

Time never ends if we keep bumping this

bump

[misterbonkers]

had some thc gummies that are making my intestines feel like they're going to explode, feels like the end times have come for yours truly

[magnetaress]

why are you doing drugs man

do polyethelenglycol if u cant poop

[misterbonkers]

why are you doing drugs man

do polyethelenglycol if u cant poop

they're fun and all the cool kids (me) do them :cool:

[aussenseiter]

Monument of the Third Angel (https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/angel-monument-chernobyl)

https://i.imgur.com/5dUkQ2y.png

“And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from Heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the rivers, and upon the fountains of waters; And the name of the star is called Wormwood: and the third part of the waters became wormwood; and many men died of the waters, because they were made bitter.”

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

The sky rolled up like a scroll

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

And God didst take that rolled up sky and used it to snort thousands of worlds, a million stars. God didst then sneeze, and from that portion of worlds which blew outward from God's nose He did apply some to his gums, and he smiled.


To this day, from galaxy to galaxy, every intelligent species smiles. And that, is why we smile when happy! We just tasted stars!

[misterbonkers]

Monument of the Third Angel (https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/angel-monument-chernobyl)

https://i.imgur.com/5dUkQ2y.png

is that an evangelion reference?

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

51°23′23″N 30°05′56″E

[magnetaress]

Bump for posterity. This thread was good memories. Especially with WW3 happening :p

[shovelquest]

Are we in the 3rd act of the OP

[Ekco]

i got woken up by lookner yelling a bunch a min ago rofl