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nalkin
05-29-2011, 06:09 PM
1 year ago to the day you were coincidentally running through Qeynos hills when you ran into Pyzjin and the event that followed became a series of great forum posts and an event which was remembered until your eventual rage quitting and banning.

A forum poster and fellow Canadian going by the name Volga detailed the story after the event happened. He had been camping Pyzjin for 3 days trying to get a GBS. Finally Pyzjin pops with a GBS but he is losing the battle. Taxi comes bursting over the hill, like a bat out of hell, and one shots her. Then in a seemingly grand act of kindness Taxi gives Volga the GBS. Volga made this post to thank Taxi and inform everyone what a great person he was.

A few hours later, Taxi found out how much the GBS was worth, which was around 8k. 8k was a lot of money a year ago in the hacthling economy as I believe manastones were ~20-30k. Taxi then begins to joke? about how he should be reimbursed for his kindness and then stops joking and says that he should have the stone. And in a fall from grace so fast that it would give you a nosebleed, Taxi continues to rant and accuses the guy of two-boxing while at the same time trying to maintain his image and say how he does kind things all the time.

After the great name nerf of 2010, Taxi became disillusioned with the server and eventually quit in September and, in a seemingly delusional parting message, he chalked himself up as a noble humanitarian who helped people and listed giving the GBS as one of his acts of kindness he should be remembered for. So on this day celebrate Taxi, remember how he made a notable impact on this server, and think back to the good ol' days.

http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/5022/88351385.jpg (http://imageshack.us/photo/my-images/804/88351385.jpg/)

http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...ighlight=Pyzjn <<< original thread
http://www.project1999.org/forums/sh...499#post139499 <<< rage quitting

This public service message was brought to you by KaN because remembering p99's history is important if we wish to move forward as a community.

taxi2
05-29-2011, 06:13 PM
lol whats the point of making this thread again, theyre just gonna delete anything i say back unless i dont talk about how Uthgaard banned me. But i guess thats not the purpose of this thread, to actually hear what i have to say about this.

Oh how P99 has changed, its not stupid trolls being stupid in stupid threads. Oh no sirrie bob.

In the spirit of the P99 forum, i give this thread a 4/10 brown nosing note.

Eyeke
05-29-2011, 06:17 PM
I never knew you but you sound awesome. thanks for coming back to celebrate your special day like a hairyfooted Easter Bunny

Nocte
05-29-2011, 06:17 PM
Nalkin, your links are 404'ing. B- for effort, though.

Hobby
05-29-2011, 06:19 PM
nalkin needs to not copy/paste the links as it will not work... it will add the ... in the links

taxi2
05-29-2011, 06:23 PM
Funny thing is anyone whos actually been around me, not someone like Nalkin who based his whole perception of me over this one incident knew how i was, i did help people all the time, port people for free, joked around, etc etc...

My dad was diagnosed with cancer around that time so i was a bit edgy at times.

Ok you wonderful people at p99, this is the cue where you start inserting lines like "That should teach him to father retards like you"

nalkin
05-29-2011, 06:41 PM
Ah man, links didn't work. The original thread got deleted for some reason, so I pasted this one here in RnF. Here are the links:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8567&highlight=Pyzjn
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=17007

Also, yes I did not know Taxi, so he could have indeed helped people alot. This post wasn't meant so much to be a bash on Taxi (because I did not know him beyond the forum) but moreso just a post for remembrance of a funny time which many of the old players will remember. I do these posts for things I remember from when I used to play (like Gmge http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=26625).

Hobby
05-29-2011, 06:42 PM
Gmge is my favorite person... but he hates me =(

taxi2
05-29-2011, 07:09 PM
Being in-game with me was more akin to reading this thread than anything else:

http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?t=8562

Too bad you picked the soup nazi to GM your server

Average
05-29-2011, 08:26 PM
Taxi is bi-polar and a schizophrenic. He is also attracted to his own mother.

Skope
05-30-2011, 12:17 AM
Gmge is my favorite person... but he hates me =(

I'm pretty sure that petitioning for and rezzing 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 99999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999999 corpses is going to take a long time.

Also, taxi, you were always incredibly annoying.

JayDee
05-30-2011, 12:41 AM
Don't care about anything in this thread but I'm up in it.

Like my ex

Tumdumm
06-08-2011, 01:41 PM
holy shit did he really respond to the o.p. 4 minutes later?

shit. im known to refresh for new posts every now and then but for real man i thought you left forever ago more times than japan