Stanley Cup Prediction

[Byue]

Who is going to win, this year?

Can montreal win its 24th Stanley Cup?

[Shawk]

Can montreal win its 24th Stanley Cup?


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[Byue]

Habs: 24 stanley cups.
maple leafs: 13 stanley cups.
red wings: 11.
Bruins: 8.

Look like one area in particular really knows how to play hockey.

[hobart]

Went to hang out on a friend's boat about three hours south of Tampa a few years ago. He had been given good seats for a Lightning game, so we drove up three hours, had some dinner and went to the game. The Habs were in town and I swear 2/3 of the seats were filled with croaking beaver-beating snowfrogs.

It was disgusting. I've been to see the Raiders, Eagles, Blackhawks, and Celtics, but I have never seen a more low-class turnout for a sporting event in my life.

[Gravydoo II]

I'm going with the islanders because that sounds like the most un-hockey thing ever. Like, living on an island with palm trees. Jamaican bob sled team. Ya mon.

I guess there are islands that are cold too but shut up. Let me have this.

[Byue]

The Habs were in town and I swear 2/3 of the seats were filled with croaking beaver-beating snowfrogs.

It was disgusting. I've been to see the Raiders, Eagles, Blackhawks, and Celtics, but I have never seen a more low-class turnout for a sporting event in my life.



Yes, we usually drive 26+ hours, en masse, in our government sponsored hockey busses to go give a shitshow tour away that even Americans, of all the people on earth, find disgusting. I believe it.

I went to the superbowl in 2014 and it was literally inbreds having sex in the parking lot, drinking their american watery piss favored 4% beer and yelling, a lot. The big muscle arm types walked around looking for fights.

I also been in a world series where only American teams played and it was just as original but with less yelling and more kids.

All in all, I don't think people who enjoy a lot of sports are the brain of our society, we agree?
That and that the hab are going to win this year for our 25th Stanley cup!

P.S: we get it, it's not that you think you are better than the rest of the world is that non americans are the worst.
And every occasion to put them down is a good one. Even trying to sya that a hockey stadium in Florida is gross because 2/3 of the people assisting to the local match are foreigners coming from 7,000km away.

this makes sense.
like wow.

[Byue]

Go. Habs. Go.

[Toxigen]

crazy how they had to restructure the divisions this year

the all-canadian bracket is lit

i think winnipeg is going to the cup finals this year but they'll have to upset the avs

bruins look really strong too...can we get the dream MTL vs. BOS final for the ultimate series in any pro sport?

[Byue]

Toxigen, seriously right?
Bruins vs Habs in the finals would be insanity.

Best rivalry in sports ever and it started like 90 years ago.

[hobart]

Avs seem to be on a mission. If they stay hot, I think they're in the finals.

[starkind]

i voted avalanche on intuition alone without even thinking about it and knowing nothing on the subject

[Byue]

I guess Avs are cool.
I'm still biter that it was basically les nordiques that won a stanley cup the first year they get out of quebec because the habs coach had a spat with patrick roy.

I need to say this also, like any of these teams deserve to win EXCEPT the fucking maplecraps leafs.

[hobart]

I like pronouncing Patrick Roy as if it rhymes with boy. When someone invariably corrects me, I say "Bwah, you crazy". Good times. Good times.

[Byue]

hahaha it's rwah but we do say roy(boy) sometimes too to poke fun.

That guy is absolute cray.
Was a good goalie back then too.

I like his outburst of anger now where he coach pee-wee level kids and get into fist fights with the refs.

Fucking good time that guy is.

[Toxigen]

hahaha it's rwah but we do say roy(boy) sometimes too to poke fun.

That guy is absolute cray.
Was a good goalie back then too.

I like his outburst of anger now where he coach pee-wee level kids and get into fist fights with the refs.

Fucking good time that guy is.

the 90s red wings vs avs was the best era of hockey

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[Byue]

Golden era of Hockey.

Plus it had the fucking Nordiques and Joe Sakic was just a brute back then.

Habs - Nordiques was a good rivalry because quebec city blows.

I think habs - any other team is a good rivalry.
habs have a very rich hockey history.

[strongNpretty]

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[Patriam1066]

I predict I won’t watch

[Toxigen]

Damn, Winnipeg looking really good:

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Now they get to sit back and relax while TOR and MTL beat the snot out of eachother.

[Toxigen]

hey byue how bout dem habs

[Byue]

hey byue how bout dem habs

they looking shaaaaaarp!
25 stanley cups this year baby. Canada is hockey right now.

[Toxigen]

they looking shaaaaaarp!
25 stanley cups this year baby. Canada is hockey right now.

yeah until they run into the Avs next round and get absolutely dominated

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skip to 4:35, 5th goal....what an absolute beauty

[cd288]

Habs: 24 stanley cups.
maple leafs: 13 stanley cups.
red wings: 11.
Bruins: 8.

Look like one area in particular really knows how to play hockey.

Lol are you really touting 24 cups when the majority came when there were 6 teams in the league?

Habs had a decent run in the 70s but haven’t really been that great since with the exception of a couple years. Keep living in the past though!

[Toxigen]

Lol are you really touting 24 cups when the majority came when there were 6 teams in the league?

Habs had a decent run in the 70s but haven’t really been that great since with the exception of a couple years. Keep living in the past though!

idk they look pretty good right now (or the Leafs just completely blew it) - really looking forward to Game 1 tonight i think the Jets have it though

prob gonna be Jets - Avs out west and Bruins - Lightning in the east

Any combo of those teams for the cup final will be a barn-burner

[Byue]

Lol are you really touting 24 cups when the majority came when there were 6 teams in the league?

Habs had a decent run in the 70s but haven’t really been that great since with the exception of a couple years. Keep living in the past though!

I'm sorry are you really touting a good military when the last war you won was in 1945?
Dude, yu guys have world series of baseball with only American teams, I'm really not sure there is room to talk here but I guess people will look for shit everywhere because their lives are miserable and they are bored at work and their wives are fat.

Like grow up.
The only reason Stanley Cups is a worthy prize is because of its rich history.
Take all of the years where the habs won the cups and take it away, do you really think hockey is where its at?

The habs put hockey on the fkin map and you are too ignorant to see it.

A bit like fucking writing, on the internet, that school is useless because other people who went to school make youtube videos, a view widely held on the right, is failing to see that school was useful enough to give enough people an education that in just a few short century after we started making it compulsory we landed on the fucking moon but sure.

School useless.
Jeb don't need no fancy education to work in a coal mine am i right.


Habs winning these stanley cups so useless.
Let's make a new trophy that was never won because having one team having won more stanley cup by a margin is n affront because it was a long time ago.
Let's have a new trophy this year.

One where teams can add their name first.
So that in 100 years, if there are more teams we can also throw away because back in those days, there was only 24 teams lol so easy to win the cup.

Not only did we win 24 Stanley Cup, but we did it in fucking French, despite being discouraged and treated unfairly.
Actually, despite obvious leaning towards English speaking team, the habs prevailed.

Remember when they would slash Maurice the rocket Richard and the referee would let it slide, 9 times out of 10 until he just punched a dude and HE got a two years suspension? This is how good at hockey we Québécois are. They used anti French sentiments to take off the ice the best player the league had to level the playing field in favour of Americans.

Every fucking sports the Americans touch becomes a bit dirty.
Oh you a black that want to play? lol no.
Oh you Are French and better than us at this sport? Ban.

USA! USA! USA!



Toxigen: we'll see. I don't actually believe Montreal takes the cup but once your team lands in the finals, it would be weird not to hope for it.

[Toxigen]

byue hes got a decent point

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[Byue]

There was 8 teams in baseball in the 1900.
30 now.

NBA had 11 teams to begin with, 30 now.

do you want me to continue or you get the pattern?


Tell me again if the early win matter less.
You guys are on drugs.


The talent pool is more diluted now, and you better believe that all the best players are Canadians... who player American teams.

Back then, no.
All the best players were canadian -Quebecois, actually, like right now- and played for Canadian teams. I think this is what annoys you.

[cd288]

Imagine bringing irrelevant things up that I never even mentioned at all to try and win an argument lol

[Byue]

Imagine bringing irrelevant things up that I never even mentioned at all to try and win an argument lol

Yes, taking things isolated in a vacuum is what smart people do.

I am saying that baseball, back then, 6 teams now, 30.
NBA, 11 teams now 30.

Hockey, 6 now 31.

And you say that somehow, the win of the early games by a team that truly dominated is no good because of that but like, whoever the fuck won in other sports when there was almost no other teams, are still relevant.

I think you show obvious bias.
Sign of smarts, obviously.

Let me guess... American?

[Pulgasari]

are the canada teams all in one bracket so they get a free trip to conference championship?

[Toxigen]

are the canada teams all in one bracket so they get a free trip to conference championship?

covid and canada's liberal policy making (their arenas are still empty too, pretty dumb)

they're working on an exemption for the next round

[Byue]

are the canada teams all in one bracket so they get a free trip to conference championship?


Are all the best hockey players... canadians?

Well yeah.
Of the 10 best hockey players of all time, 7 are Canadians. Out of those 7 Canadians, 4 of those are From Québec.
3 are Russians.

0 are Americans.


Tell me again, the foreign name of your favourite hockey player? lol.
(goes for most sports)


covid and canada's liberal policy making (their arenas are still empty too, pretty dumb)

they're working on an exemption for the next round

Actually, the US bought all the vaccines.
Pretty easy to reopen when you hog that shit.
We received the vaccines now.
We are reopening.
But not the borders to fucking travelers.

Jokes on you third world countries are creating variants and you opened your borders.
T'was bad conservatives policy but it's ingrained in human to help yours first so not an out of ordinary reaction.
Just a very bad science one.

[Pulgasari]

covid and canada's liberal policy making (their arenas are still empty too, pretty dumb)

they're working on an exemption for the next round

last season in every sport was ass. crowds matter.

[Toxigen]

last season in every sport was ass. crowds matter.

yep

its like watching a scrimmage without crowd noise

[cd288]

Yes, taking things isolated in a vacuum is what smart people do.

I am saying that baseball, back then, 6 teams now, 30.
NBA, 11 teams now 30.

Hockey, 6 now 31.

And you say that somehow, the win of the early games by a team that truly dominated is no good because of that but like, whoever the fuck won in other sports when there was almost no other teams, are still relevant.

I think you show obvious bias.
Sign of smarts, obviously.

Let me guess... American?

Yes I think bragging about championships won when you were competing against 5 other teams is dumb in any sport. The competition is so limited both from a number of teams perspective and also talent development perspective that it’s very easy to dominate

[Patriam1066]

Are all the best hockey players... canadians?

Well yeah.
Of the 10 best hockey players of all time, 7 are Canadians. Out of those 7 Canadians, 4 of those are From Québec.
3 are Russians.

0 are Americans.


Tell me again, the foreign name of your favourite hockey player? lol.
(goes for most sports)




Actually, the US bought all the vaccines.
Pretty easy to reopen when you hog that shit.
We received the vaccines now.
We are reopening.
But not the borders to fucking travelers.

Jokes on you third world countries are creating variants and you opened your borders.
T'was bad conservatives policy but it's ingrained in human to help yours first so not an out of ordinary reaction.
Just a very bad science one.

Hahahahaha yeah we did buy all the vaccines. Sorry no one takes maple syrup as currency. Maybe we’ll include some in your F-35 deal. I doubt it

[Patriam1066]

last season in every sport was ass. crowds matter.

Baylor won, kiss my ass Gonzaga

Ball don’t lie

[Pulgasari]

Habs gonna get it!!

[Shawk]

I'm happy and entertained no matter who wins, still 80% Canadians on every team.

That must upset some of you zionists ;)


I actually find the lack of crowd to be way more enjoyable to watch. Crowds tend to almost always be wrong on everything and tend to effect the play/rulings, especially american crowds.

[Shawk]

Byue is off celebrating in the streets of Montreal right now :)

[quido]

I'm playing sports with Kris Draper on Sunday.

[Shawk]

I'm playing sports with Kris Draper on Sunday.


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red wings vs avs era was amazing

[Toxigen]

I'm playing sports with Kris Draper on Sunday.

thats pretty damn cool

Doug Brown was the uncle of a good friend growing up - we watched every wings playoff game during the 90s under Scotty Bowman

[Bardp1999]

Stars

[Byue]

Habs deleted the jets.

[Shawk]

Habs deleted the jets.

now you have to go all the way or all of east canada gonna blame habs

[Toxigen]

so this whole BOS vs MTL stanley cup final is a very real possibility

would be pretty nuts

[Toxigen]

vegas lookin hella strong for another trip to the finals

you know you're doing well when your 4th line is scoring

[Byue]

habs bruins would be the sickest stanley cups finals any hockey fan could hope for.

just pure facts.
the rivalry.

[Patriam1066]

Why are they called the habs? I don’t follow hockey

[Pulgasari]

Why are they called the habs? I don’t follow hockey

french sharecroppers. Habitants

[Byue]

french sharecroppers. Habitants

precisely because english hockey players showed open disdain for francophone players, we adopted this sobriquet and kept it as a source of pride.

can't hurt us. Canada tried to assimilate us for hundred of years and we know how Britain used to b very good at this.


it's good name. humble origins. people's roots.

[Pulgasari]

can't hurt us. Canada tried to assimilate us for hundred of years and we know how Britain used to b very good at this.

Separate but equal never is.

[Toxigen]

One of sport's oldest and most recognizable logos, the classic 'C' and 'H' of the Montreal Canadiens was first used together in the 1917–18 season, when the club changed its name to "Club de hockey Canadien" from "Club athlétique Canadien",[41] before evolving to its current form in 1952–53. The "H" stands for "hockey", not "Habitants," a popular misconception.[42] According to NHL.com, the first man to refer to the team as "the Habs" was American Tex Rickard, owner of the Madison Square Garden, in 1924. Rickard apparently told a reporter that the "H" on the Canadiens' sweaters was for "Habitants".[43] In French, the "Habitants" nickname dates back to at least 1914, when it was printed in Le Devoir to report a 9–3 win over Toronto on the 9th of February.[44][45]

[Pulgasari]

the montreal hockeys :confused:

dumb canada

[Patriam1066]

What’s Washington’s football team gonna be named ?

[Toxigen]

whos hyped for bolts islanders

this guy

[Byue]

What’s Washington’s football team gonna be named ?

consistent at least.

[Toxigen]

name one other American sport where the entire stands sing the anthem (standing)

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hockey fans are the best americans.

[Shawk]

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[Toxigen]

what a beaut

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[Byue]

I don't know why racist cunts always like sports like don't they realize all the best players have names you can't pronounce?

[Shawk]

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[Pulgasari]

red white and blue!!

[Byue]

hahahhhaa

never heard your prediction.

easy to mock others when you make none and so far.


the habs play well.

[Shawk]

never heard your prediction.

easy to mock others when you make none and so far.


the habs play well.

Lightning. You should have made the vote public.

I will gladly take the L if Habs win, but they won't ;)

[Byue]

beating the lighting is the easy part.
bringing home the cup for 25th win will be more difficult.
oxymoron, no. but also yes.

montreal is winning bruv.

[Pulgasari]

SCOTUS 9-0 in favor of college athlete compensation (https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/31679946/supreme-court-sides-former-players-dispute-ncaa-compensation)

It's about damn time.

[Jibartik]

SCOTUS 9-0 in favor of college athlete compensation (https://www.espn.com/college-sports/story/_/id/31679946/supreme-court-sides-former-players-dispute-ncaa-compensation)

It's about damn time.

Buy gold wheels

Dont study

Divert funds from education to make up for the loss!

Be a super star!

Amerifuckyea!!!!!

[Byue]

Buy gold wheels

Dont study

Divert funds from education to make up for the loss!

Be a super star!

Amerifuckyea!!!!!

Either you're an idiot outside of his league of comprehension.
Either you just said something that makes no sense.

Bread and games is a right wing thing.
Remember, we like schools. Diplomas. Knowledge.

And you probably did not know that most athletes going through their education were struggling while the team/school made millions off them.

Rendering your comment a little useless.


Lightning. You should have made the vote public.

I will gladly take the L if Habs win, but they won't ;)

Lighting is in the choices.
All of the teams in the playoffs are listed above.
are Americans really this dumb?

Also habs winning!
The next game, set on the 24th, is our national holiday.
They literally cannot lose.

[Shawk]

Lighting is in the choices.
All of the teams in the playoffs are listed above.
are Americans really this dumb?


No shit dip shit.

If your dumb ass had made the vote public when you created the poll you could see the results rather than need people to tell you who they voted for.

Are you this dumb?

[Byue]

So you're insulting me because I asked you rather than clicked an option to make it visible?


I think your steroid induced temperament is acting up.
Would you like a snickers, you're turning into a monster when you're hungry.


You. do. not. know. what. I. know.


what. a fucking. idiot.

mindset of a fkin loser.

[Shawk]

So you're insulting me because I asked you rather than clicked an option to make it visible?


I think your steroid induced temperament is acting up.
Would you like a snickers, you're turning into a monster when you're hungry.


You. do. not. know. what. I. know.


what. a fucking. idiot.

mindset of a fkin loser.


Lmao.

[Patriam1066]

Wow two Canadians arguing is as dickless as I thought it would be

Annex North America, by force if necessary

[Shawk]

Wow two Canadians arguing is as dickless as I thought it would be

Annex North America, by force if necessary

Keep dreaming, dreamer.

[starkind]

So is tldr Avalanches?

[Toxigen]

go bolts go

[Pulgasari]

Habs finishing it tonight.

It's coming home 🇨🇦

[Pulgasari]

Habs finishing it tonight.

It's coming home 🇨🇦

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[Byue]

just remember.


someone called montreal taking home the 25th stanley cup.


and you laughed.

I'ma go back and check at what else, you laughed.

[Shawk]

just remember.


someone called montreal taking home the 25th stanley cup.


and you laughed.

I'ma go back and check at what else, you laughed.


I bet you will.

[Byue]

I bet you will.

turns out: you got some right, some wrong. mostly, mmeh.

surprise: like all of us!


P.S: I just think they haven't won in a while, they are due.

[Shawk]

1-0 ;)

[Byue]

1-0 ;)

It's ok.
The allies were losing until like, almost 1944.

Germany lost.

[Shawk]

Tru

[Byue]

At any rate, whether the habs win, or the lighting win, I think we had a good show we can be happy with.

I'd like to think that the bets team win but it is a group effort and both team are tired, its been an exhausting year.

Just, whatever team win, it was fun.
But obviously, we haven't had the cup in ages and I would like my fellow compatriots to have a hockey victory because for some, it's all they'll have this year.
To be really honest, I don't even really like hockey and had to google the teams to make the poll.

[Shawk]

To be really honest, I don't even really like hockey and had to google the teams to make the poll.

You god dang son of a bitch.

[Byue]

You god dang son of a bitch.


Dude I can't say this out loud here people will kill me this is a national thing.
I am really into baseball tho.