The Guides Outdid Themselves!

[Joseph77]

I lost my corpse in 2015, and for reasons that I can't remember, I stopped playing.
Fast forward to today, and my Petition was granted in less than 8 hours.

They placed me in EC, with my seven year old corpse at my feet!


Thank you, volunteers!

[Croco]

2/10 neither a rant nor a flame

[Grumph]

Not the Hero we asked for.

But the Hero we needed!

[Arvan]

How is this a rant or a flame

[Bhairava]

for all u saying theres no rants or flames:

u poop doo doo ha ha ha ha ha

[Evia]

It’s a positive rant

[starkind]

They are pretty awesome if you're just a cool and normal person. Elf. Whatever.

[myrddraal]

Plus sav made us frog like at yelinak. That was neat.

[BlackBellamy]

It’s a positive rant

A rant is long and impassioned. Four short sentences and two exclamation marks.

I mean my rant about his rant qualifies as a rant! They don't make good ranters any more! You have to go back to Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov or maybe Trotsky, let me tell you those guys could go on for hours and exclamation marks would be flying like bullets! And then real bullets! Oh man bring back the good old ranters of yesterday and stop this amateur crap!