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RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 10:47 AM
For years I listened to you guys talk about how Necromancer and Enchanter are the hardest classes to play with the highest skill cap, and last winter I tried Necromancer, and I was like wait, this feels like if I was playing EverQuest and changed the difficulty setting from "hard" to "easy."

So when I said this, everyone was like "if you want a real challenge, play Enchanter."

https://i.imgur.com/xCWpOex.jpg

This is literally, 100% the easiest character I've ever played in the history of playing EverQuest and I'm not exaggerating. Like literally just run around solo'ing entire zones, and if other players show up, you just sit there and do even less. Like you are always getting maximum exp and loot whether you have a team or not.

I would actually say playing a Rogue or Cleric is massively harder than this.

Y'all are crazy if you think other-wise, and probably haven't played a lot of more modern MMOs.. like Enchanter involves pressing less buttons than playing a Priest on WoW... this is not hard, people...

Necromancer is easy mode, Enchanter is with cheat codes enabled.

Bottom line.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 10:51 AM
Necromancer is easy mode, Enchanter is with cheat codes enabled.



Everyone else is playing with medium to hard difficulty.

DMN
06-08-2021, 11:05 AM
would you fuck off already with all your shit posting?

Pulgasari
06-08-2021, 11:08 AM
Someone take the bait to validate him please 🥺

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 11:28 AM
ITT enchanter mains get their jimmies rustled the fuck up when someone points out that there is no skill involved with playing a character that's main mechanic is sitting down while an NPC plays the game for you.

This is on par with thinking Beast Mastery Hunters in WoW are really challenging. Like god damn I cringe so hard at how bad and boomery P99 players are.

indiscriminate_hater
06-08-2021, 11:43 AM
Grats OP on learning how to charm dervish thugs

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 11:48 AM
Grats OP on learning how to charm dervish thugs

This character was level 1 yesterday... I literally PLd my entire group from 12-27 by charming and soloing the entire zone of Unrest. When exactly does this get hard? Because from what I’ve seen from grouping with Enchanters it actually gets easier at higher levels when you have better spells and more access to super OP charm mobs.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 11:51 AM
I literally PLd my entire group from 12-27 by charming and soloing the entire zone of Unrest.

Not even kidding. No tank, no healer? No problem. Y’all just sit there and watch while I pull and solo the entire zone.

DMN
06-08-2021, 11:51 AM
https://i.imgur.com/US4zF30.gif

RevSaber
06-08-2021, 11:59 AM
Lol now box 2 chanters 2 mages and sell deep aoe PLs

Mblake1981
06-08-2021, 12:09 PM
geez.

Weren't most of these opinions on classes formed in era. You are on TLP, the Lay-Z-Boy of EQ.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 12:14 PM
geez.

Weren't most of these opinions on classes formed in era. You are on TLP, the Lay-Z-Boy of EQ.

TLP is more laborious.

Level 50 CLERIC on P99 Green... fully buff entire group, have 75% of my mana. Level 50 Cleric on TLP... buff 2 players, completely OOM. Having to constantly buff/rebuff in between heals to play at maximum efficiency...

Not to mention Enchanters on TLP have been massively needed compared to P99...

Bardp1999
06-08-2021, 12:48 PM
You have mastered the class at level 27, surely there is nothing beyond this at level 60!!! Congratulations on beating EQ, you can log off the forums now and claim victory.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 12:51 PM
You have mastered the class at level 27, surely there is nothing beyond this at level 60!!! Congratulations on beating EQ, you can log off the forums now and claim victory.

For real tho literally everyone is baffled that I just started playing this toon yesterday

Everyone I group with automatically assumes I’m an enchanter main who has clearly been playing this class for years because of how gangster I am and how insanely good I am

Bardp1999
06-08-2021, 12:58 PM
90% of EQ is turning on auto attack - I dont think anyone has ever claimed this is a difficult game. It can be frustrating at times, and I will admit there are things ive seen people do that are 'impressive', but this isnt Battle Toads bro

Naethyn
06-08-2021, 01:08 PM
I agree with OP. Enchanters are nuts. Before hole became good my friend and I used to go there 50+ as war/clr. We'd pick up every solo'ing enchanter we could find and make groups. War, Clr, Enc, Enc, Enc, Enc is the best exp group I've ever been in.

Jibartik
06-08-2021, 01:10 PM
thats live and dont you get mana regen faster on live? ofc enchanter is easier there.

but yes at 24 you can solo najina as one where as my ranger on live is struggling at 24 to solo kerrans lol

Danth
06-08-2021, 01:22 PM
Level 50 CLERIC on P99 Green... fully buff entire group, have 75% of my mana.

Casting Resolution is not "fully" buffing an entire group. That one's cheap at 110 mana though. Shield of Words is 300 and Symbol of Naltron, 315. The latter also requires those peridots you said you don't use on people in your other recent thread. Add in more mana for resist buffs.

I don't know what you're casting on "TLP." I haven't used the retail game in more than 15 years. Probably casting something that gives you less ability to customize what you're giving people.

90% of EQ is turning on auto attack - I dont think anyone has ever claimed this is a difficult game. It can be frustrating at times, and I will admit there are things ive seen people do that are 'impressive', but this isnt Battle Toads bro

EQ's difficulty is what the player makes of it; game can be hard or easy, as desired. It's all out of whack though in that a rank-and-file raider can have very easy gameplay while collecting the best stuff in the game.

Danth

Kief
06-08-2021, 01:36 PM
It get's much more difficult in higher end zones Joe. And much more expensive.

To solo places like Chardok, Sebilis, Howling Stones, or any of the Velious high-tier stuff you will need rune up constantly for charm breaks. It adds up to a ton of peridots.

That aside - if you utilize the pbae stun and instant click mechanic to recharm without having to use mez it truly is easy mode. But there's always the chance of a fuck up and when you torch and haste your pet - it will destroy you.

Unless you get a lucky root or mez off in time. Or the 2nd pbae stun in time. Whichever. Resists may be rare but they do happen regardless of tash. I'd say group play is where the difficulty comes into play high end.

Trying to lock down 4-5 mobs while maintaining your charmed pet and keeping haste on melee's and clarity on the casters does require a level of focus.

But no, it isn't really super difficult. But it is more focus intensive than playing a cleric, period.

Jibartik
06-08-2021, 01:39 PM
I played a cleric and couldnt solo in crushbone.

Therefore this class is harder than enchanter.

starkind
06-08-2021, 03:53 PM
Wizard is actually way easier and much less time consuming. The amount of time you spend killing/casting per exp is greatly reduced from all the APM and sitting around waiting for memblur and mez and roots and pulling and stuff on an enchanter.

Also wizards are one of the top soloers by lvl 100+

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 05:06 PM
but this isnt Battle Toads bro

I'm glad to see someone acknowledge how hard Battle Toads was. I consider myself a hardcore gamer, and I remember how insanely difficult that game was 30 years ago. You get like 2 chances at something you've never seen before, you have a millisecond to react with perfect timing, or you die and have to start over at the very beginning of the game. During my deployment we had an emulator, and I dedicated an entire deployment to beating Battle Toads. Even with being able to save the game at points I knew were difficult it was still insanely hard to beat and I can't remember if I actually beat the game or not.

But anytime I mention how it was one of the hardest games of all time, people casually say it was easy and that they beat it and I'm always hella suspect about this statement because of the fact that the people saying this are typically not even good gamers. So it's like how does this kid who sucks at Call of Duty... suddenly be beating Battle Toads eZpZ?? Calling bullshit.

thats live and dont you get mana regen faster on live? ofc enchanter is easier there.


Enchanters on Live are actually more challenging to play because they have been nerfed, and the mana regen being faster thing is kind of fake news. People mistake other players having mana potions that cost real life money for there being less mana issues. On P99 I can play most classes in the game without clarity. Does it suck? Yeah. On TLP a lot of times it feels like if you don't have clarity then you can't even play the game -- I literally spent my real life money on mana potions for my Cleric because I genuinely NEEDED them to even be viable. Enchanters don't even have to worry about not having clarity.

but yes at 24 you can solo najina as one where as my ranger on live is struggling at 24 to solo kerrans lol

That's another thing I'm talking about. I solo'd a Cleric to level 40 in Unrest (Unrest can be very dead on P99 Blue, giving my Cleric free reign of Unrest late at night). The insane amount of effort it would take to clear the 2nd floor, having a stopwatch, timing absolutely every thing perfect, tracking the respawn on like 10 different mobs etc., struggling heavily with mana because I have no clarity and am having to switch to Charisma items to Lull etc.

On my Enchanter? No game-plan required. I walk upstairs, press charm and just start killing literally everything without a care in the world. Same thing with Lower Guk and my Cleric. Like last week I was literally running a stop watch on a million different mobs as I ran back and forth from Sentinel to Ass/Sup/Rit. I can already tell you that my Enchanter is not going to give a fuck. I can literally skip most mobs (Clerics dont have this luxury), and I can charm and kill anything, kill my pet, go AFK for 30 minutes, come back and rinse and repeat. On my Cleric? Yeah okay, bud. You gotta' have all of those mobs split 10 minutes apart due to slow mana regen, so if you go AFK for 10 minutes you're going to fucking die.


But it is more focus intensive than playing a cleric, period.

Disagree. When I play my Cleric I literally don't get to go AFK ever. If I go afk, the entire group shuts down. On my Enchanter "kill this pet, I need to go AFK." Go take a shit, and come back to realize I've been getting experience this entire time -- if I do this on my Cleric I either come back dead or come back to a really angry group which is not good considering it's insanely hard to find a group as the most boxed class in the game. Also on Cleric I'm always OOM (even with clarity), and having to time complete heals perfectly, 5 different buffs on multiple players since I'll never have enough mana to buff everyone at once (yes, magic and fire resist is mandatory for Sol B, you want someone to die because a sonic bat stunned them, a bug put boil blood on them), and I'm having to spam cure poison on every fight while also getting massive aggro.

Enchanter? Park pet 10 feet away, and wait for charm to break while this mob does everything for you. No one is going to kick you out of your group for going AFK, and most groups will always stack Enchanters so even if you suck, people will still invite you for clarity, haste, and an OP pet.

Now I am sure there is a lot of bad players out there, but I take my role very seriously in this game no matter what class I am playing. For instance last night when I'm hasting every player, I'm genuinely wondering why I see no Shaman buffs on a single player since we have two Shamans and one is full mana. I'm wondering why I don't see players canni dancing. I'm wondering why I'm the only person who is slowing mobs when my slow sucks comparatively and I have a lot more shit going on than these idiots do. So in this sense, Shaman must be a super easy class, but we both know that a good Shaman literally works their ass off and that these Shamans were just bad.

And no bullshit, SK and Rogue have been way more exhausting for me to play than any other class. On SK, I'm pulling mobs, constantly OOM because I don't have time to meditate, so I have trouble holding aggro, and my blood starts to boil because it becomes painfully apparent how AFK your group is when you're literally beating on a mob by yourself after bringing it back to a group and it feels like you are working your ass off while these idiots aren't even playing the game, and meanwhile you have another dude stealing mobs from your camp and it feels like your group should be helping you with that, but nah. That ain't going to happen.

And then Rogue, it's like, mashing the fuck out of backstab, missing half the time because retards in your group have no sense of positional awareness, and constantly move the mob when you're trying to time backstab, and cause you to front-stab instead, mashing the fuck out of evasion, turning attack on and off to evade, and pick pocket etc. And then I have to pull half the time anyways, which unlike Monk, is extremely dangerous, so I'm back into this situation where I'm pulling all the time while my group sits there doing jack shit, and then I gotta give my left hand carpal tunnel because of much shit I'm mashing the entire encounter. I literally had to key-bind backstab to my mouse because any good Rogue already knows what I'm talking about. When you're using WASD with your left hand to strafe around behind a mob attempting to backstab in the brief second you can actually see it's back, how are you going to also use your left hand to press backstab? It's virtually impossible, so you have to bind it on your mouse to be able to backstab while steering.

But again, I bet most Rogue players don't know what disarm is, and don't care if they're not backstabbing because their group is constantly moving the fucking mob. God damn I get mad just thinking about it. Like why is this retarded Monk standing on the same side as me when he knows he's going to pull aggro every 5 seconds?

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 05:09 PM
I literally spent my real life money on mana potions for my Cleric because I genuinely NEEDED them to even be viable. Enchanters don't even have to worry about not having clarity.

And I'm not exaggerating when I say the top guild on the server messaged me while I was grouped with them asking why I didn't have a mana potion up and that they were mandatory to be a part of the guild. Fortunately I had money on my steam wallet, so I was able to get one going pretty fast as I didn't want to lose out on that content, but like.. think about that. Imagine having to spend real-life money to play your class. Not to give you a major edge or advantage, but to even be viable.

cd288
06-08-2021, 05:11 PM
What drugs did you do today that you thought people would care about this post or your follow up replies lol

Shawk
06-08-2021, 05:14 PM
Some people forget the principles of EQ where players and their classes are meant to work together and some classes are better than others (easier) but only in a sense because they are useless alone against most group-content.

This is by design, pointing it out is kinda silly and I don't think you understand why games were made like this to begin with. Goes back to game design principles but ya..

Shawk
06-08-2021, 05:16 PM
This is why EQ is good still, while games that cater to equality of the classes tend to be boring af.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 05:22 PM
This is why EQ is good still, while games that cater to equality of the classes tend to be boring af.

I actually agree. I also think that having a game that is pure PVE-focused allows a company to make classes that are grossly OP in some regards. In real classic EverQuest almost every class has a major strength and weakness. In PVE this works. In a PVP game (like WoW for instance), this would never work. And this is why most MMOs with PVP in them have been so challenging and impossible to balance, with the end result being the homogenization of all classes. Like currently in WoW I can't tell much of a difference between the way a Monk, Rogue, Warrior, Paladin or Death Knight play. It feels like they all do basically the same shit.

Things that used to make Rogues unique have either been stripped away and given to other classes, or just cloned. Kidney shot, sprint and blind used to be iconic to Rogue for instance. Now Paladin can blind, sprint and has a 5-second stun as well -- you can even transmog other classes' armor and they did away with unique class armor anyways, so it genuinely feels like every class is virtually the same class.

I really think in order for a future MMO to be great and have those moments that make every single class feel really fucking OP... you need to not have PVP in that game. And that's crazy for someone who plays WoW exclusively for the PvP to say, but when a game has insanely good PVE you dont even care about the PvP.

Shawk
06-08-2021, 05:28 PM
I find the way PvP is done is good as it is, Discord and Order.. Just no one does the Discord thing on Blue/Green for some reason. The Lore and gameplay was all set up for Pvp'ers but they didn't bite all that hard on it.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 05:51 PM
I find the way PvP is done is good as it is, Discord and Order.. Just no one does the Discord thing on Blue/Green for some reason. The Lore and gameplay was all set up for Pvp'ers but they didn't bite all that hard on it.

I can genuinely say that PVP was fun back in the day. I remember having the time of my life as a kid when Tallon Zek opened and there was a MASSIVE war between the Gnomes and the Elves around Lfay at both the Steamfont and Gfay zone-lines. I remember having a minotaur axe (I was dumb and played gnome warrior because I didnt know any better), and literally one shotting stupid level 1 elves and feeling like a complete badass.

I also liked Sullon Zek even though it felt more like a horror survival game. No level limits, and you were constantly spamming /who to see if someone new came in the zone. Someone shows up and you run for your life, questioning the entire time if you're just being paranoid. Then you make it to the next zone, and you realize you over-reacted, and a few moments later you type /who and realize that the person is tracking you still, so you go to another zone that's way out of the way to lose them, and then you find out that they came there too. At this point you know it's not a coincidence. You find a safe place to hide and /camp out of the game, and then log onto an alt to try and figure out if that person has left or nto.

IDK. Very suspenseful, but a different variety of PVP for sure. Not about running around fighting people your level, more about hiding for your life from high levels that can one shot you and if I recall, even take your items? Also the weird team system on Sullon Zek... like it led to unusual alliances.

Topgunben
06-08-2021, 07:48 PM
would you fuck off already with all your shit posting?

lol

Tunabros
06-08-2021, 08:08 PM
go solo fungi king

and post a video

bet you can't even solo a cliff golem

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 09:16 PM
go solo fungi king

and post a video

bet you can't even solo a cliff golem

It's not even out yet, dumbass. You're the kid who didn't even play on Green until Kunark launched because it was too hard, and you still suck at it.

Remember that time you went from "Venerate is the best guild on the server!!!" to saying fuck Venerate and joining Kingdom? You are really cringed out, my asian friend.

If you're going to stab someone's back on a video game over imaginary pixels that literally have no meaning or value, imagine what kind of person you must be in real-life.. ugh.

NPC
06-08-2021, 09:43 PM
Some people forget the principles of EQ where players and their classes are meant to work together and some classes are better than others (easier) but only in a sense because they are useless alone against most group-content.

This is by design, pointing it out is kinda silly and I don't think you understand why games were made like this to begin with. Goes back to game design principles but ya..


Wow, there was no 'design', the developers pumped up the classes they actually played. That is why the classes are so unbalanced. It was a scandal back in the day, the Fires of Heaven guild was revealed to be a guild of developers. The developers would release content and then Fires of Heaven would ALWAYS beat the content that same/next day. Who makes content then plays it?:eek:

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 09:46 PM
Wow, there was no 'design', the developers pumped up the classes they actually played. That is why the classes are so unbalanced. It was a scandal back in the day, the Fires of Heaven guild was revealed to be a guild of developers. The developers would release content and then Fires of Heaven would ALWAYS beat the content that same/next day. Who makes content then plays it?:eek:

Was it though? Like if Brad played a Ranger then why were Rangers so bad? I’ve always wondered about that. I’m not saying you’re wrong either. I know this is certainly the case in WoW. The main devs have always been Mages, which is why mages have always been top tier.

NPC
06-08-2021, 09:46 PM
Wow, there was no 'design', the developers pumped up the classes they actually played. That is why the classes are so unbalanced. It was a scandal back in the day, the Fires of Heaven guild was revealed to be a guild of developers. The developers would release content and then Fires of Heaven would ALWAYS beat the content that same/next day. Who makes content then plays it?:eek:

Thats like dealing the cards in a poker game, then going thru the deck to give yourself the best hand an no one knows.

NPC
06-08-2021, 09:48 PM
I actually agree. I also think that having a game that is pure PVE-focused allows a company to make classes that are grossly OP in some regards. In real classic EverQuest almost every class has a major strength and weakness. In PVE this works. In a PVP game (like WoW for instance), this would never work. And this is why most MMOs with PVP in them have been so challenging and impossible to balance, with the end result being the homogenization of all classes. Like currently in WoW I can't tell much of a difference between the way a Monk, Rogue, Warrior, Paladin or Death Knight play. It feels like they all do basically the same shit.

Things that used to make Rogues unique have either been stripped away and given to other classes, or just cloned. Kidney shot, sprint and blind used to be iconic to Rogue for instance. Now Paladin can blind, sprint and has a 5-second stun as well -- you can even transmog other classes' armor and they did away with unique class armor anyways, so it genuinely feels like every class is virtually the same class.

I really think in order for a future MMO to be great and have those moments that make every single class feel really fucking OP... you need to not have PVP in that game. And that's crazy for someone who plays WoW exclusively for the PvP to say, but when a game has insanely good PVE you dont even care about the PvP.


FYI everquest has PVP, thats why it sucks and RED is empty. The other MMO's learned how to make PVP viable from everquests mistakes.

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 09:50 PM
Was it though? Like if Brad played a Ranger then why were Rangers so bad? I’ve always wondered about that. I’m not saying you’re wrong either. I know this is certainly the case in WoW. The main devs have always been Mages, which is why mages have always been top tier.

I meant to add that a rogue named Kaylum on the Tunare server had full lustrous russet, and other absurd items that he didn’t get from raiding. The rumor was that GMs had given him the items as a reward for “helping” them. He also completed the Ragebringer quest as soon as it was released (I know it’s an easy quest, but we’re talking like under 2 hours — before anyone knew anything about any of the quests or items).

I looked up his name recently to find the thread about how he was one of the only players in the game who had lustrous russet 20 years ago, and how he didn’t get it from raiding, but instead I found a thread Kaylum had made 2-3 years ago where he admitted to being a GM for the game all along... so yeah... corruption was real AF

RecondoJoe
06-08-2021, 09:55 PM
There’s also a lot of little tricks that were put in the game for devs to have easy access to plat. I assume halfling spears and the bandage quest were no coincidence, but something most players would never learn about.

Shawk
06-08-2021, 10:24 PM
Wow, there was no 'design', the developers pumped up the classes they actually played. That is why the classes are so unbalanced. It was a scandal back in the day, the Fires of Heaven guild was revealed to be a guild of developers. The developers would release content and then Fires of Heaven would ALWAYS beat the content that same/next day. Who makes content then plays it?:eek:


Seems.. Reaching..

cd288
06-09-2021, 12:06 AM
Wow, there was no 'design', the developers pumped up the classes they actually played. That is why the classes are so unbalanced. It was a scandal back in the day, the Fires of Heaven guild was revealed to be a guild of developers. The developers would release content and then Fires of Heaven would ALWAYS beat the content that same/next day. Who makes content then plays it?:eek:

Oh really? So Brad liked Rangers and that’s why they’re the most leet class in the game?

Tunabros
06-09-2021, 01:56 AM
It's not even out yet, dumbass. You're the kid who didn't even play on Green until Kunark launched because it was too hard, and you still suck at it.

Remember that time you went from "Venerate is the best guild on the server!!!" to saying fuck Venerate and joining Kingdom? You are really cringed out, my asian friend.

If you're going to stab someone's back on a video game over imaginary pixels that literally have no meaning or value, imagine what kind of person you must be in real-life.. ugh.

mad

TomisFeline
06-09-2021, 03:40 AM
you guys, or those of you who want to see less of recondojoe, might be taking the wrong approach to dealing with him. bear with me:

responding to his stuff, whether negatively or positively, is what is reinforcing his bizarre habit of posting so much garbage.

if you are responding negatively to his posting, simply not responding would be more effective.

like a school shooting - don't report on it. don't give the shooter a platform. (tbc: recondo is the shooter, in case any of you are deeply drug addled while reading this)

leave him to his own devices and he will just end up macequesting someone (in some manner or another - be it via an interpersonal problem at work, or a stranger outside) and that will alleviate your frustrations.

Jimjam
06-09-2021, 05:02 AM
you guys, or those of you who want to see less of recondojoe, might be taking the wrong approach to dealing with him. bear with me:

responding to his stuff, whether negatively or positively, is what is reinforcing his bizarre habit of posting so much garbage.

if you are responding negatively to his posting, simply not responding would be more effective.

like a school shooting - don't report on it. don't give the shooter a platform. (tbc: recondo is the shooter, in case any of you are deeply drug addled while reading this)

leave him to his own devices and he will just end up macequesting someone (in some manner or another - be it via an interpersonal problem at work, or a stranger outside) and that will alleviate your frustrations.

Eventually he'll overheat or run out of ammo and the 'problem' resolves itself?

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 06:05 AM
yall idiots are so situationally unaware that you mistake posting a single thread every 2 weeks as spam

no dumbasses this forum is dead, and im the only person keeping it alive

cd288
06-09-2021, 09:30 AM
you guys, or those of you who want to see less of recondojoe, might be taking the wrong approach to dealing with him. bear with me:

responding to his stuff, whether negatively or positively, is what is reinforcing his bizarre habit of posting so much garbage.

if you are responding negatively to his posting, simply not responding would be more effective.

like a school shooting - don't report on it. don't give the shooter a platform. (tbc: recondo is the shooter, in case any of you are deeply drug addled while reading this)

leave him to his own devices and he will just end up macequesting someone (in some manner or another - be it via an interpersonal problem at work, or a stranger outside) and that will alleviate your frustrations.

This is probably a fair point. But aren’t we doing the public a service by keeping him directing his angst at our forums and not people in his real life?

I mean, I know he doesn’t know that many people since he plays EQ 16/7 from his basement, but still the limited amount of people he does know probably need us to help save them.

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 01:20 PM
N6nj-Y3xVfc

appreciate all the prayers fam

Jibartik
06-09-2021, 01:26 PM
N6nj-Y3xVfc

appreciate all the prayers fam

you can fix your health problems by swapping out of light mode in your discord yeesh im blind

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 01:27 PM
you can fix your health problems by swapping out of light mode in your discord yeesh im blind

its the only light source i have down here, fam

Jibartik
06-09-2021, 01:28 PM
oh also ETH to 10k !

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 01:29 PM
oh also ETH to 10k !

i'd be lying if i said i dont regret selling it at 4K+

doge was at .75 at the same time.. roughly

didnt cash in on either

i do have multiple 3070s coming in the mail tomorrow, and a 3060ti coming on friday.. won a new egg shuffle, going to be adding another 300 mh/s to the mining operation <3

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 01:30 PM
i'd be lying if i said i dont regret selling it at 4K+


i meant NOT selling it*

i thought 4300 was the new support lmao

had no idea it would drop like that

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 01:43 PM
xppxPnB7nao

welp afk while i figure out if i can even fit this thing on anything

i wonder how mad cd288 is that my mining rigs are worth more than his parent's house

Baler
06-09-2021, 01:44 PM
Enchanter HP & AC say otherwise.

Easiest would apply to all walks of life. Someone who plays an ogre warrior can't switch to enchanter and do god teir solo kills.

Pulgasari
06-09-2021, 02:05 PM
xppxPnB7nao

welp afk while i figure out if i can even fit this thing on anything

i wonder how mad cd288 is that my mining rigs are worth more than his parent's house

are you welsh or something? fuck

RevSaber
06-09-2021, 02:10 PM
Lol joes on life support, trolling while crypto tanks. I still appreciate u tho bro

Tunabros
06-09-2021, 02:50 PM
drugs

Jibartik
06-09-2021, 03:22 PM
i'd be lying if i said i dont regret selling it at 4K+

doge was at .75 at the same time.. roughly

didnt cash in on either

i do have multiple 3070s coming in the mail tomorrow, and a 3060ti coming on friday.. won a new egg shuffle, going to be adding another 300 mh/s to the mining operation <3

I took ALL my doge that i sold at .74 and kept it offline for like 20 mins where I then thought, I should store it somewhere that I think is safe, eth at like 3600.

WOMP WOMP

lmao

plz 10k plz. I want my doggie coinz bak

Kohedron
06-09-2021, 03:55 PM
Well yeah bucktoofs like to pretend it's hard pressing a button, moving your character away from a charmed mob, and then mowing down half the zone

But hey when you play the same children's game for 20 years straight you get a lil delusional.

cd288
06-09-2021, 05:41 PM
xppxPnB7nao

welp afk while i figure out if i can even fit this thing on anything

i wonder how mad cd288 is that my mining rigs are worth more than his parent's house

Lol if you’re this obnoxious over such a small amount of money I shudder to think about what you’d be like if you had my net worth “fam”

Exciting life you have mining crypto in a basement in West Virginia lol

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 06:24 PM
Imagine being so dumb you don’t know what a new egg shuffle is or how rare it is to win one

Imagine being so dumb that you think you could buy these cards for any amount of money

Imagine making fun of crypto but claiming to have a net worth

Good lawd

RevSaber
06-09-2021, 06:38 PM
Imagine imagining

cd288
06-09-2021, 07:53 PM
Imagine being so dumb you don’t know what a new egg shuffle is or how rare it is to win one

Imagine being so dumb that you think you could buy these cards for any amount of money

Imagine making fun of crypto but claiming to have a net worth

Good lawd

When did I make fun of crypto? I think blockchain technology has a bright future overall

I didn’t make fun of crypto. I made fun of the fact that your day to day life is minim crypto in a west virgins basement while playing EQ at least 16 hours a day and lying to people on the internet about your accomplishments to try and make yourself feel better about your life

cd288
06-09-2021, 07:54 PM
When did I make fun of crypto? I think blockchain technology has a bright future overall

I didn’t make fun of crypto. I made fun of the fact that your day to day life is minim crypto in a west virgins basement while playing EQ at least 16 hours a day and lying to people on the internet about your accomplishments to try and make yourself feel better about your life

West Virginia* lol

RecondoJoe
06-09-2021, 09:30 PM
Literally have $2,000 GPUs arriving to my mansion every day this week

The struggle is real

Jibartik
06-09-2021, 09:48 PM
RJ I swear to god please make a youtube channel you have the IT factor and I could listen to you talk about literally anything for 24 hours straight without stopping please god play everquest and talk about things please.

bomaroast
06-09-2021, 11:52 PM
EQ is the easiest game ever, once you know all the details. It's just a matter of execution. Very, very slow and time consuming execution.

Tunabros
06-10-2021, 12:05 AM
Imagine being so dumb you don’t know what a new egg shuffle is or how rare it is to win one

Imagine being so dumb that you think you could buy these cards for any amount of money

Imagine making fun of crypto but claiming to have a net worth

Good lawd

imagine lying to yourself to make yourself feel better

big mega yikes

cd288
06-10-2021, 12:07 AM
imagine lying to yourself to make yourself feel better

big mega yikes

I mean I guess I would too if my life was his

Jibartik
06-12-2021, 11:16 AM
I cant find RJ's thread about live being harder than p99 but after plaing TLP he is right lol

Fighting healing mobs is literally pointless, they heal with an unlimited manapool and there is no push on live.

https://i.imgur.com/5zt8YkW.png

What else was I noticing last night, oh you cant lull through walls so that makes enchanting and druid/ranger pulling much more difficult, I could pull a single out of mm every pull on p99 but regularlly had to pull 2's and 4's

mobs have huge reach so root CC is a waste of time really..

I give in, p99 is easier, mechanically, than live. :(

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 11:42 AM
I cant find RJ's thread about live being harder than p99 but after plaing TLP he is right lol

Fighting healing mobs is literally pointless, they heal with an unlimited manapool and there is no push on live.

https://i.imgur.com/5zt8YkW.png

What else was I noticing last night, oh you cant lull through walls so that makes enchanting and druid/ranger pulling much more difficult, I could pull a single out of mm every pull on p99 but regularlly had to pull 2's and 4's

mobs have huge reach so root CC is a waste of time really..

I give in, p99 is easier, mechanically, than live. :(
There's so many little things that are harder that it would be impossible to compile a list off hand.

Like for instance, Druid's wolf-form doesn't make you non-kos to hostile mobs anymore.

Unrest requires keys. I've farmed hand and even undead knight for several nights and never got the keys off of either for magus, bar, or basement.

You can't charm guards (this really sucks because that was a huge money maker for me on P99), and Treants drop virtually nothing, and aren't even on the map because they are largely insignificant...

And yeah, casters are a big deal. As a Cleric I'm actually required to stun if you want to kill certain mobs. Yes, I know Clerics use P99 on Stun, but if they don't it's not the end of the world. On TLP it's your group wiping because you didn't have the spell loaded, and/or missed your timing on a critical stun.

I've literally seen Shamans break out the Mortificator staff to drain Kobold Shamans of mana in Sol B.

On TLP dying is a common and frequent thing. On P99 dying outside of a raid is really rare, unless you are Snortles.

The biggest challenge on TLP is the fact that it's illegal for you to try to access most of the content in the game. Even the exp is faster on P99 with the 300% ZEMs being the only place players will level.

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 11:44 AM
The biggest challenge on TLP is the fact that it's illegal for you to try to access most of the content in the game.

I meant P99, not TLP*.

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 11:45 AM
The last time I played TLP my group wiped. I logged on my level 50 Cleric to resurrect everyone. This took so much mana, and meditating that it turned into an hour-long process, and I still didn't have enough mana to give anyone buffs.

On P99 I logged on my level 50 Cleric and would rez an entire group, go AFK for 3-4 minutes, come back and buff everyone and log off.

Like it's just not the same.

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 11:53 AM
Root doesn’t last worth a fuck unless it was cast by a mob either.

I root a mob? It’ll be broke in 5-10seconds. A mob roots me? It’ll last 1-2 minutes. Even Ghoul Root.

Jibartik
06-12-2021, 03:25 PM
The key system in live is insane! you cant kill more than 6 mobs at the fireplace unless you have obtained like 6 300 plat rare drop keys lmao

Jibartik
06-12-2021, 03:26 PM
lol if you dont have MR you will be rooted 2 or 3 times before you get to the camp.

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 03:56 PM
The key system in live is insane! you cant kill more than 6 mobs at the fireplace unless you have obtained like 6 300 plat rare drop keys lmao

It is crazy as hell. When the server was brand new there was a bunch of picks open and I was trying to hop around and camp keys without being that level 50 ruining a zone for an entire group of low level players. I'm not exaggerating when I say I spent several nights camping nameds for no keys. I got a ton of Najena keys however.

Makes me wonder if you got a bunch chance of getting your Unrest keys in Najena.

The reason I want a basement key so bad:

1) people will leave you alone all the way down there at Garanel more often than not, especially if they realize you're camping it before they even go through the hassle of getting down there.

2) when the server launched, I saw like 6 Guise of the Deceiver's drop there in 2-3 hours. I've never seen that mask drop anywhere else... or maybe I have.... I was blackout drunk from 30-50... very foggy.

Jibartik
06-12-2021, 04:03 PM
I got a ton of keys for unrest in najina haha

RecondoJoe
06-12-2021, 04:09 PM
That's one zone I haven't seen the inside of since I was a kid. Not even on P99 D:

Jibartik
06-12-2021, 04:33 PM
Isn’t it ironic it’s the destination of your quest