The Olympics is absurd

[Gugg]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.

[Jibartik]

Bring bake naked olympics. Until then im over it.

Ill watch naked weather (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d70AOI_bsnw/hqdefault.jpg) pirated from euro.

[indiscriminate_hater]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.

This is a pretty long-winded way of telling us you're fat

[Gugg]

Bring bake naked olympics. Until then im over it.

Ill watch naked weather (https://i.ytimg.com/vi/d70AOI_bsnw/hqdefault.jpg) pirated from euro.

You're still only a spectator though that's the problem with that plan.

[Gugg]

This is a pretty long-winded way of telling us you're fat

How dare you I take great offense to that, I'm just big boned that's all at least that's what I tell myself.

I could afford to lose a few pounds though I must admit but couldn't we all or am I the only one around here who needs to lose some weight?

Because if so what's the secret to having the perfect body? Why are you keeping the secret to yourself or could you afford to lose some weight too just like me?

[RecondoJoe]

Ppl get mad about trans women stealing scholarships from bio women, but how fucked up is the scholarship system in the first place..?

This black kid was born tall so he deserves a scholarship

This black kid was born short so he doesn’t deserve a scholarship

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/HcOMAbe.png

[RevSaber]

Its a lot more than 2 men, u got some bootleg olympics where u live?

[Gustoo]

The secret to having a perfect body is

1. Don't drink anything but water. You can add nuance to this but keep it simple and just only drink water for easiest path to success.

2. Mostly #1

3. Choose something to exclude, like dairy. Skipping dairy will leave you lots of good food options but keep you from eating shit food like bread with cheese melted on it, and it will let you eat good treats, but it will keep you from eating baked goods with butter in it, ETC.

4. Go outside as much as possible. Find things to do that are not watching TV.

5. Add in any kind of exercise you can manage, with any kind of goal that you can achieve.

6. Don't hate yourself. You need to realize that all human beings experience almost all of the same emotions and feelings and struggles all the time. You are not alone, that is a really important lie to make you feel miserable and desperate. In fact, you have solidarity with almost everyone and that companionship is actively suppressed by the enemies of your prosperity (people that prosper by your misery)

7. Don't hate others. They are going through all of the same things you are, maybe more, and deserve to be cut slack as much as you do.

8. Don't watch news at all. If you want to do it an stay more healthy, tune in to the BBC because their targetting brain wash shit isn't directed at you (as an american) so you won't have to get riled up and triggered about whatever topics make you hate your left or right enemies.

9. More tips

10. Drink water exclusively

11. I also suggest trying no caffeine for 30 days. Your first week will have a headache and then after that you will be normal again. It's fully addictive but luckily the withdrawal period is really short. You may find that you can sleep better. When you reduce or remove the processed sugars and caffeine you can start to see the effect of these drugs on your system more than you could in the past, which will help you understand how your own body operates. It is important to understand that a lot of people are actually addicted to sugar. Like any addiction your body craves it disproportionately and to your detriment. Get a bunch of fruit and stuff and eat it when you want to eat a candy bar or a milk shake or whatever else. I don't really know why sugar in fruit is different for the body than sugar granulated and refine but people say it is and it seems to be the case. Don't tell me it's because of fiber because I can have white sugar and Oat Bran cereal and I don't think thats healthy still. It's a mystery.

good luck

[Pulgasari]

Its a lot more than 2 men, u got some bootleg olympics where u live?

most of the field stands no chance compared to the top athletes. like 2-4 per event, the rest are just there to fuck other amazing bodies.

[Jibartik]

9. more tips

[Gugg]

The secret to having a perfect body is

1. Don't drink anything but water. You can add nuance to this but keep it simple and just only drink water for easiest path to success.

2. Mostly #1

3. Choose something to exclude, like dairy. Skipping dairy will leave you lots of good food options but keep you from eating shit food like bread with cheese melted on it, and it will let you eat good treats, but it will keep you from eating baked goods with butter in it, ETC.

4. Go outside as much as possible. Find things to do that are not watching TV.

5. Add in any kind of exercise you can manage, with any kind of goal that you can achieve.

6. Don't hate yourself. You need to realize that all human beings experience almost all of the same emotions and feelings and struggles all the time. You are not alone, that is a really important lie to make you feel miserable and desperate. In fact, you have solidarity with almost everyone and that companionship is actively suppressed by the enemies of your prosperity (people that prosper by your misery)

7. Don't hate others. They are going through all of the same things you are, maybe more, and deserve to be cut slack as much as you do.

8. Don't watch news at all. If you want to do it an stay more healthy, tune in to the BBC because their targetting brain wash shit isn't directed at you (as an american) so you won't have to get riled up and triggered about whatever topics make you hate your left or right enemies.

9. More tips

10. Drink water exclusively

11. I also suggest trying no caffeine for 30 days. Your first week will have a headache and then after that you will be normal again. It's fully addictive but luckily the withdrawal period is really short. You may find that you can sleep better. When you reduce or remove the processed sugars and caffeine you can start to see the effect of these drugs on your system more than you could in the past, which will help you understand how your own body operates. It is important to understand that a lot of people are actually addicted to sugar. Like any addiction your body craves it disproportionately and to your detriment. Get a bunch of fruit and stuff and eat it when you want to eat a candy bar or a milk shake or whatever else. I don't really know why sugar in fruit is different for the body than sugar granulated and refine but people say it is and it seems to be the case. Don't tell me it's because of fiber because I can have white sugar and Oat Bran cereal and I don't think thats healthy still. It's a mystery.

good luck

What you said didn't help me one bit to have a perfect body because I'm still fat so your solution doesn't work and please don't tell me it's because I really enjoy being fat or I'm just too lazy so I don't deserve to be thin or that I brought it on myself because I'm greedy.

How do I make George Clooney look ugly compared to me without me having to do any of what you just said from the comfort of my bed while playing EverQuest and continuing to eat anything I want to eat without negative consequences?

Those are the kinds of answers I'm looking for; not the atkins diet or the 'stop hating' diet or the drink water instead of coke diet because those diets don't work. How do I make myself taller without using platform shoes and change my face without plastic surgery?

I'm more interested in those type of things rather than who can pick their nose the quickest or what Kim Kardashian had for lunch today.

You know, like real technology that you only see in the movies. Where's that in real life?

[Mblake1981]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.

The Olympics is old world war games.

Throw a javelin
Running
Horsemanship
Rowboat, war boats
Karate
Fencing
Chess
Shooting
Archery
Etc.

I appreciate these events by thinking about them like that.

Initially, Olympic competition was limited to foot races,
but later a number of other events were added, including wrestling, boxing,
horse and chariot racing, and military competitions. The pentathlon,
introduced in 708 B.C., consisted of a foot race, the long jump,
discus and javelin throws, and wrestling.

I also like watching American Gladiator but I will not watch the Paul fight thing mentioned.

[Gugg]

Here's an idea how about before you watch men running 100 METERS in leotards you fix the big issues first before having children?

The biggest issue being life is crap.

Is that really too much to ask or am I being unreasonable?

[HalflingSpergand]

Yes gays are gay op

[myrddraal]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nM6MO-Q13p4

[Bardp1999]

The biggest issue being life is crap.

OP confirmed fat and incel

[TomisFeline]

The secret to having a perfect body is

...

8. Don't watch news at all. If you want to do it an stay more healthy, tune in to the BBC because their targetting brain wash shit isn't directed at you (as an american) so you won't have to get riled up and triggered about whatever topics make you hate your left or right enemies.

...

good luck

solid advice

[Mblake1981]

Here's an idea how about before you watch men running 100 METERS in leotards you fix the big issues first before having children?

The biggest issue being life is crap.

Is that really too much to ask or am I being unreasonable?

I am not your cry blanket.

[Mblake1981]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_Marathon

[nostalgiaquest]

Japanese Olympic official dies after jumping in front of train

https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2021/06/07/national/joc-official-suicide/

Japan's a fucked up country. I love it, but it's fucked up.

[Grumph]

"The worlds smartest man is as impressive to me as the worlds smartest ant."

[starkind]

What's stopping OP from running?

Also try a mild laxative please.

[Patriam1066]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.

This seems like a recondojoe type post

[strongNpretty]

Can we get some Arm Wrestling yet?!?!

https://i.imgur.com/t69JTwj.jpg

[Jibartik]

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[Jibartik]

8( preview post folks.

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[OuterChimp]

Someone in this thread is box'ing and I aint' talking about the Rocky-type of boxin'!

[Toxigen]

op is one miserable human

[HalflingSpergand]

Olympics been gay since day 1. All good though if you enjoy it that's fine

[Sizar]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.

I smell a tubbly non-athletic neckbearded bitchboy fellas

[RecondoJoe]

They're competing to see who can jump the highest as though being the highest jumper actually means something of importance when it might to them but not to the universe it doesn't. Why would it?

The Olympics is a place where people pay to watch grown men competing to see who runs 100 METERS the fastest. So while the universe is busily creating suns, moons, beaches, lakes, rivers, oceans, without an audience in total silence two grown men are in the middle of a HUGE noise running 100 METERS which they trained 4 years for.

And they're having it during a pandemic and it's sponsored by McDonalds which is food which makes you fat.

Watching the Olympics is like people watching other people play EverQuest instead of playing it themselves.

I'm sorry but the whole thing is asburd and so was that mayweather vs logan paul fight ; boxing is already incredibly stupid but they took stupidity to a whole new level with that one.

The world has finally gone mad and the face masks and Olympics are proof.
You contradict yourself by including boxing in the mix. Boxing is one of the only sports that requires skill. It doesn't matter how hard you train, if you weren't born with the right genetics then you'll never play in the NFL or NBA.

In boxing (and MMA), you typically have to fight people in your own weight class. Any size advantage you may have can actually work against you. Muscular guy? Well, unless you cut weight you're likely going to end up having to fight taller opponents who have a major reach advantage on you, and they may even be significantly stronger than you are due to having a large frame. Is that extra muscle really beneficial enough for you to fight in a larger weight bracket?

Want to fight smaller people? A lot of times a weight cut will leave you with no stamina and you're easily over-powered by smaller guys who are fighting at their natural weight class. I've fought in several weight classes, and I've experienced both ends.

Until you see Basketball and Football implement height/weight classes, they are no talent sports and aren't interesting to me. Not to mention the fact that there is no drug testing in most of those sports. Literally everyone is on PEDs. At least with combat sports they do attempt to regulate it some.

[Sonderbeast]

I watch olympics for pole vaulting

It's a pageant for the worlds best ass, no kappa

[Jibartik]

I bet the olympics are going to happen

nobody is going to get sick

and it will be this like, beacon of hope and everyone will leave their homes and we'll be back to the way things were before the pandemic

gdi you know I want zombies.

[Jibartik]

oh yea and then we'll all have to go back to work :(

[RecondoJoe]

I bet the olympics are going to happen

nobody is going to get sick

and it will be this like, beacon of hope and everyone will leave their homes and we'll be back to the way things were before the pandemic

gdi you know I want zombies.

i disagree

look at all of the thousands of dead bodies piled up outside of the border wall concentration camps