How many RecondoJoe's could you beatup?

[Pulgasari]

Tell us,,,

[RecondoJoe]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

[Pulgasari]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

You voted 0 though. Is your imago worse than your bite?

[RecondoJoe]

You voted 0 though. Is your imago worse than your bite?

I voted 0 because it’s what everyone should be voting

[Pulgasari]

I voted 0 because it’s what everyone should be voting

Um bossy :confused:

[RecondoJoe]

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

The rest of u are level 1 wizards who haven’t gotten their spells yet

[Pulgasari]

The rest of u are level 1 wizards who haven’t gotten their spells yet

https://i.imgur.com/tY0hcJ8.jpg

[starkind]

Idk. A lvl 1 wizard vs a lvl 1 monk seems like it'd be possible for teeth to remain safely intact while strafe running for that finisher nuke.

[Baler]

I don't want anyone to beat up RecondoJoe.

It would be nice if they stopped making Rants and Flames bait threads everyday.

[Terrok]

is a keyboard monk better then a keyboard warrior, I voted 0, as I wont hit a girl, even if she does genderize herself as a boy. It's like some 5 year old saying he is the toughest guy in his class. I'm still not scared. I think everyone on here is some triple black belt green beret navel seal airbore ranger chuck norris undefeated son. You could of been anyone on the internet, and this is who you choose to be... someone who doesn't even have to take a hit, just falls to the ground and pretends to be dead until everyone else is gone. Amazing simply amazing..

[Jibartik]

I voted 0 because it’s what everyone should be voting

:D

[Sonderbeast]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cXDT44zT8JY

spicy link for the brave

[starkind]

everyone on here is some triple black belt green beret navel seal airbore ORBITAL ranger chuck norris undefeated son

ftfy

[Penish]

9-11, seen lots of chiseled dudes shit themselves after a taze.

[Jimjam]

I could not bring myself to harm such a pitiful creature.

The poor thing claimed it would have me executed.

[Toxigen]

1Gn3NfWD24Q

[starkind]

9-11, seen lots of chiseled dudes shit themselves after a taze.

i'm pretty fat now

bmi definately in the female range :o

[cobhc3]

9/11
I'd crash my fist into his face. What an annoying slobbering tub of grime.

[RecondoJoe]

is a keyboard monk better then a keyboard warrior, I voted 0, as I wont hit a girl, even if she does genderize herself as a boy. It's like some 5 year old saying he is the toughest guy in his class. I'm still not scared. I think everyone on here is some triple black belt green beret navel seal airbore ranger chuck norris undefeated son. You could of been anyone on the internet, and this is who you choose to be... someone who doesn't even have to take a hit, just falls to the ground and pretends to be dead until everyone else is gone. Amazing simply amazing..

On paper I actually am a lot more badass than I am in real-life. This used to irk guys in my platoon. I got to go to a disproportionate number of ARMY schools because when you're in the sniper platoon there's literally like 6 guys (7 if you count the platoon sergeant). Like you have your shooter, and spotter, and then you have a team leader. There's 2 teams. I was on the M24 team, the other team was the Barrett/50 Cal.

So these school slots come down from higher, each platoon might get 4 school slots. Well when the sniper platoon has like 6-7 guys in it, and the other platoons have like 30 guys in it, the guys in the sniper platoons end up going through a bunch of schools comparatively. Especially when the higher ranking guys use their Rank to get out of going to these schools.

I actually went through ARMY combatives level 1-3 off post in Clarksville. Was part of the first group of soldiers that they let civilians teach. A lot of our instructors were former UFC fighters, and UFC fighters would visit our camps because the MMA community is small and they thought what we were doing was cool. Matt Larson actually came up from Florida and over-saw us.

So anyways, after going through all of these schools and then moving down to a regular line platoon, someone saw my ERB and got mad. They were like according to your ERB you're some kind of black ops ninja sniper. And that's really what it sounded like. Advanced martial arts training, sniper school, sotic, ranger school, airborne, air assault, RSLC etc.

In reality I was not the toughest guy in the platoon, and I was not the best at anything in the platoon. Despite being a sniper there was guys in the platoon who could shoot better than me. Despite being a martial arts instructor, there was many guys in the platoon who could fight better than me. But on paper I was more qualified than all of them at everything, and that was a far cry from reality.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/kAmgGah.gif

[RecondoJoe]

9-11, seen lots of chiseled dudes shit themselves after a taze.

Been tazed a ton, both in the ARMY and by police.

We used to grapple with taser knives and it was hilarious.

DYGUoZyJs18

They blind fold everyone, and pair them up with a partner to grapple with. You sit back to back. There's an entire group of soldiers in this room, and then the instructors walk around and randomly place a taser or taser knife in someone's cargo pocket. The reasoning being they want you to get it in your head that you never know if the person you're fighting is armed or not and you need to treat everyone like they potentially have a weapon of some kind on them.

And it's absolutely hilarious watching these fights. Most people turn around and start half-ass grappling and reaching around on the other person's pocket to see if that person has a taser or not. I was one of the smallest dudes in the class, like 150 pounds. Most other people were 200+ pounds, and of course the first round of this, I think the instructors decided to put it in my pocket because I was the small guy and it was hilarious in general watching me fight for my life to hold my own against these huge dudes who were way stronger than me.

I remember turning around and the guy asking me if I had a taser on me and being like "no" and then we just stared intently at each other and a shit-eating grin spread across my face and I reached in my pocket as fast as I could, and went for the taser and he started trying to fight me over it, and I some how got loose and caught him in the ribs with it. I think he actually let me get him though just to get it over with. The way the tournament works is you have to keep fighting until you eventually get got.

The way I got kicked out of this little tournament was my best friend got me good with one... like I realized he had it and when we were fighting over it it got knocked to the floor. We both dove for it, he landed on it, grabbed and spun around and basically impaled me with it as I came crashing down towards him. He was way faster and more athletic than me.

Learned this guy killed himself a few years go. Really kind of shocked me because he was one of the most stoic and strong people I've ever met, but where he was so good at grappling, he actually made it to the very end of the class without getting zapped (and he was only like 155 pound guy, but Native American and insanely strong for his size)..

so what did they do? Well you have to get tazered, its part of that portion of the class. So the instructor (Matt Larson in this case) snuck up behind him and got him with two tazer knife things. Apparently when you use two on someone it's like twice as strong because the current from each meet with each other or something.

And yes I know police tazers are different. I've been shot with those too.

But yeah, hella familiar with tasers. That's like one of the only things I learned in the ARMY that I could take with me in life and I even recognized that while I was in. The army taught me how to fight like a complete badass in a way that is realistic and in a way you won't learn anywhere else in the world. Like a lot of the things that work in MMA won't work against ARMY combatives because they involve eye gouges and groin strikes.

I already knew how to shoot and stalk prey before I went to sniper school. I don't think the ARMY taught me to be a good sniper or anything like that. I think I was a good sniper because of growing up in the Appalachians and being turned loose with a rifle at a young age and sneaking through the woods shooting stuff from far away.

Like Carlos Hathcock didn't go to sniper school to learn his skills, he was just raised very similar to the way I was.

[Pulgasari]

Lotta folks think they could lick the boy. :p

[RecondoJoe]

Also for the record I'm not chiseled anymore, and don't really have any desire to be. I would rather be 10-15 pounds overweight and have the extra strength than starve and dehydrate myself so I can look better in mirror selfies, all the while sacrificing
performance.

https://i.imgur.com/ZQruYZ7.jpg

Most fighters are not chiseled, they literally just cut before a fight. During training camp you are at a major advantage for walking around with fat on your body. This is also why body builders are ripped, and power lifters are fat.

Like there is no competitive advantage of being ripped other than to make weight.

[Baler]

I bet RJ spends a lot of time on the bodybuilding forum. :rolleyes:

[RecondoJoe]

I bet RJ spends a lot of time on the bodybuilding forum. :rolleyes:

Bodybuilding, sherdog, gaiaonline... currently arguing with an army recruiter on Facebook because he told this 18 year old kid if he joins he’ll be making $70K a year

[Baler]

Bodybuilding, sherdog, gaiaonline... currently arguing with an army recruiter on Facebook because he told this 18 year old kid if he joins he’ll be making $70K a year

You sound like a lot of fun.

[cobhc3]

Bodybuilding, sherdog, gaiaonline... currently arguing with an army recruiter on Facebook because he told this 18 year old kid if he joins he’ll be making $70K a year

Yawn. Can't wait for the next meme account to hit RnF.

[Mblake1981]

Yawn. Can't wait for the next meme account to hit RnF.

Ignore is the only true option.

or

Angry posts
Tired posts

The escape became home to these folks.

[reznor_]

Been waiting on Furoar to weigh in, surely he'll have an opinion on the matter

[cd288]

Also for the record I'm not chiseled anymore, and don't really have any desire to be. I would rather be 10-15 pounds overweight and have the extra strength than starve and dehydrate myself so I can look better in mirror selfies, all the while sacrificing
performance.

https://i.imgur.com/ZQruYZ7.jpg

Most fighters are not chiseled, they literally just cut before a fight. During training camp you are at a major advantage for walking around with fat on your body. This is also why body builders are ripped, and power lifters are fat.

Like there is no competitive advantage of being ripped other than to make weight.

Interesting how those pics look nothing like the other pics of yourself you posted lol and how you don’t have any pics proving any of your claims

[Skarne]

that's not true he had a photo of his recon patch that he bought on ebay saying it was his special forces/navy seal unit.

[RecondoJoe]

Imagine thinking I claimed to be a world famous UFC fighter.

[Arvan]

def 9

[RevSaber]

Open the poll, hitler!

[cd288]

that's not true he had a photo of his recon patch that he bought on ebay saying it was his special forces/navy seal unit.

Oh right I remember that. That was around the time that guy who was actually involved in that type of stuff in the military wrote a few comments that basically outlined all of Joe's claims and stories and showed how each one of them was completely false. Like I don't think I've seen anyone be so thoroughly debunked online like that in a long time. The fact that Joe still posts here says something because any rational person should be so utterly embarrassed about being proven to have lied so extensively (not to mention being ashamed of lying about the extent of your military service...which is an odd thing to lie about because if he had just admitted to being a nobody in the military people would still respect him for his service).

But yeah I remember he came back after that and tried to showed us a picture of a patch that you could buy online as proof lmao

[Skarne]

Haha yeah man that was me and some other vet. He doesn’t respond to my insults anymore.

[Jibartik]

the 911 meme in the pole was well done.

[Bhairava]

Recondo is doing an excellent job making the nerds on R&F feel insecure, how else would every thread he posts end up with 3+ pages of angry replies?

[Boptop]

Most of those pages are him responding to himself dude

[Penish]

Been tazed a ton, both in the ARMY and by police.

We used to grapple with taser knives and it was hilarious.

DYGUoZyJs18

They blind fold everyone, and pair them up with a partner to grapple with. You sit back to back. There's an entire group of soldiers in this room, and then the instructors walk around and randomly place a taser or taser knife in someone's cargo pocket. The reasoning being they want you to get it in your head that you never know if the person you're fighting is armed or not and you need to treat everyone like they potentially have a weapon of some kind on them.

And it's absolutely hilarious watching these fights. Most people turn around and start half-ass grappling and reaching around on the other person's pocket to see if that person has a taser or not. I was one of the smallest dudes in the class, like 150 pounds. Most other people were 200+ pounds, and of course the first round of this, I think the instructors decided to put it in my pocket because I was the small guy and it was hilarious in general watching me fight for my life to hold my own against these huge dudes who were way stronger than me.

I remember turning around and the guy asking me if I had a taser on me and being like "no" and then we just stared intently at each other and a shit-eating grin spread across my face and I reached in my pocket as fast as I could, and went for the taser and he started trying to fight me over it, and I some how got loose and caught him in the ribs with it. I think he actually let me get him though just to get it over with. The way the tournament works is you have to keep fighting until you eventually get got.

The way I got kicked out of this little tournament was my best friend got me good with one... like I realized he had it and when we were fighting over it it got knocked to the floor. We both dove for it, he landed on it, grabbed and spun around and basically impaled me with it as I came crashing down towards him. He was way faster and more athletic than me.

Learned this guy killed himself a few years go. Really kind of shocked me because he was one of the most stoic and strong people I've ever met, but where he was so good at grappling, he actually made it to the very end of the class without getting zapped (and he was only like 155 pound guy, but Native American and insanely strong for his size)..

so what did they do? Well you have to get tazered, its part of that portion of the class. So the instructor (Matt Larson in this case) snuck up behind him and got him with two tazer knife things. Apparently when you use two on someone it's like twice as strong because the current from each meet with each other or something.

And yes I know police tazers are different. I've been shot with those too.

But yeah, hella familiar with tasers. That's like one of the only things I learned in the ARMY that I could take with me in life and I even recognized that while I was in. The army taught me how to fight like a complete badass in a way that is realistic and in a way you won't learn anywhere else in the world. Like a lot of the things that work in MMA won't work against ARMY combatives because they involve eye gouges and groin strikes.

I already knew how to shoot and stalk prey before I went to sniper school. I don't think the ARMY taught me to be a good sniper or anything like that. I think I was a good sniper because of growing up in the Appalachians and being turned loose with a rifle at a young age and sneaking through the woods shooting stuff from far away.

Like Carlos Hathcock didn't go to sniper school to learn his skills, he was just raised very similar to the way I was.

Didn't read, your fighting someone with half a brain that has a knife / taser your going to fucking lose or take major damage before you're able to subdue your opponent.

[RecondoJoe]

Didn't read, your fighting someone with half a brain that has a knife / taser your going to fucking lose or take major damage before you're able to subdue your opponent.

You have no clue what you're talking about and it shows. Most people are killed with their own knives, statistically speaking. Do you really think that a 120 pound girl holding a knife is going to pose much of a threat to a 185 pound man? Do you really think that you holding a knife is going to pose much of a threat to a 250 pound man who has 15 years of grappling experience on you? I assure you, if you can't survive grappling with these guys, you're not going to survive grappling against them simply because you're holding a knife for them.

I learned a long time ago in knife vs knife fights, I'm always better off letting go of my own knife and wrestling the opponent over his knife. Unless he's really good at grappling, he stands absolutely no chance at defending himself.

[cd288]

Sure I’m sure you’ve been in knife fights. Uh huh totally sure

[Baler]

I remember RJ telling us he drop kicked a drunk guy in an alley who had a knife.
yup totally real

[RecondoJoe]

I remember RJ telling us he drop kicked a drunk guy in an alley who had a knife.
yup totally real

Seems legit.

I actually did choke a drunk dude out at a party once after he swung a knife at me. I choked him out for so long he was having seizures and people were crying and begging me to stop. When I stood up I thought he was dead, and then his body started convulsing all over the place.

Never saw the guy again, but didn't see anything about a murder on the news. 5+ years later I was over at my sister's house and this same dude was sitting at her kitchen table. Almost as soon as he recognized me he just stood up and abruptly left.

I told my sister the story and she told me I was stupid and that it never happened. It almost made me question my own memory.. was this the same guy? I was like 80% sure, but you can never be positive.

Weeks, possibly months later I'm over at my sister's house and the same guy is there, this time with his wife. We're drinking beer, and he suddenly walks up to me and asks me if I remember him, and I told him I did. No hard feelings.

To be honest when he pulled that knife on me I was the only person at the party who didn't think it was a big deal. That's why I rendered him unconscious with a rear naked choke instead of trying to hurt him. It's just that my training kicked in and I went over-board because I was pretty drunk myself and couldn't sense if he was unconscious or not since he never tapped or anything.

Normally in the gym people know to tap, or bystanders know when to stop it.

[cd288]

Seems legit.

I actually did choke a drunk dude out at a party once after he swung a knife at me. I choked him out for so long he was having seizures and people were crying and begging me to stop. When I stood up I thought he was dead, and then his body started convulsing all over the place.

Never saw the guy again, but didn't see anything about a murder on the news. 5+ years later I was over at my sister's house and this same dude was sitting at her kitchen table. Almost as soon as he recognized me he just stood up and abruptly left.

I told my sister the story and she told me I was stupid and that it never happened. It almost made me question my own memory.. was this the same guy? I was like 80% sure, but you can never be positive.

Weeks, possibly months later I'm over at my sister's house and the same guy is there, this time with his wife. We're drinking beer, and he suddenly walks up to me and asks me if I remember him, and I told him I did. No hard feelings.

To be honest when he pulled that knife on me I was the only person at the party who didn't think it was a big deal. That's why I rendered him unconscious with a rear naked choke instead of trying to hurt him. It's just that my training kicked in and I went over-board because I was pretty drunk myself and couldn't sense if he was unconscious or not since he never tapped or anything.

Normally in the gym people know to tap, or bystanders know when to stop it.

Well you gotta give this guy credit, her certainly has an active imagination

[Skarne]

You never have to remember the truth

[myrddraal]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

Im pretty sure Furoar would make you choke on your teeth. Hes no internet tough guy.

[Arvan]

Fake military man is also a fake master grappler!

[chevy79bu]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

Lol just the fact that you refer to yourself as an ever quest monk tells the true story...I'll stick with my 9-11 vote for now...

[Mblake1981]

I voted 0. I can't beatup what doesn't exist.

[starkind]

plz nerf enchanters

[RecondoJoe]

Lol just the fact that you refer to yourself as an ever quest monk tells the true story...I'll stick with my 9-11 vote for now...

I said I am the closest thing this forum has to an EverQuest monk, and I will stick to that. Who else here regularly exercises, and keeps a heavy bag and other various exercise equipment behind their computer desk to train martial arts and stay in shape WHILE they game?

I live in the middle of the Appalachian mountains and go months without seeing other human beings (perhaps that's why I'm chattier online than other people? IDK). I am completely content being alone to meditate and exercise. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtPA-07NnU) This is a common theme with war veterans dating back to the beginning of time.

https://i.imgur.com/Ea7pkkM.jpg

I love martial arts and I live for physical exhaustion (it's like a drug to me, and why I love manual labor jobs). This morning I woke up, and before I even brushed my teeth I began wrapping my fists to do heavy bag drills for 30 minutes. (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwtPA-07NnU)

I'm extremely into mental fortitude, as are most elite soldiers. You can take the most physically fit guy and the most out of shape guy, and when they are both at muscle failure the physically fit guy has no physical advantage over the out of shape guy. This is when you start to see the difference between someone who is mentally strong, and someone who is mentally weak. I've seen so many ripped guys wash out of training, and so many weak nerds that I didn't expect to make it through the first week go on to graduate.

I have an insane amount of will power and discipline, which is why I'm not fat with 3 kids I don't want, and why I have enough free time to live my life the way I want to. I really do feel like a larger-than-life real life super hero. No matter where I go in life people are always shocked at my ability to work circles around others without ever getting tired.

[Baler]

https://i.imgur.com/Ea7pkkM.jpg

0nRqn23egao

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/iUdvTCI.jpg

Stay sad, incels.

PS. I bought that carpet in Iraq. I bought a shit ton of them. I mailed them home and my dad who was in his 70s at the time didn't know what to do because I mailed dozens of carpets home, which when rolled up, were too heavy to move into the house. This thought never even occurred to me at the time. I thought I was just hooking the fam up with some badass carpets, lmao.

[Baler]

RecondoJoe do you get angry at forumquest and punch your bag?
LOL

[RecondoJoe]

RecondoJoe do you get angry at forumquest and punch your bag?
LOL

I mean I come here specifically to upset people, so not really.

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/Ea7pkkM.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/q0YKLjN.gif

[RecondoJoe]

https://i.imgur.com/q0YKLjN.gif

It's true though. Part of being incredibly intelligent and smarter than normal people is that I can admit my weaknesses and flaws, and have no problem admitting when I fuck up.

[starkind]

It's true though. Part of being incredibly intelligent and smarter than normal people is that I can admit my weaknesses and flaws, and have no problem admitting when I fuck up.

https://i.imgur.com/q0YKLjN.gif

[greasemonk]

The only part of being extremely intelligent that I doubt is how much room that bag has to swing in that tiny ass room.

Stop it.

[RecondoJoe]

The only part of being extremely intelligent that I doubt is how much room that bag has to swing in that tiny ass room.

Stop it.

This room is bigger than most people’s houses, actually. It was two bedrooms, but the original home owners tore a wall down and made one massive room that spans the entire length of the house. It also has a door that leads to the rooftop and I frequently drag it out there early in the morning. I don’t enjoy hitting it outside as much later in the day because of the attention it garners.

[Jibartik]

doesnt swing much when you hit it like this

https://i.imgur.com/uhB5Ubf.png

[RecondoJoe]

It's a free standing bag that 99% of you couldn't even pick up (trust me, it was insane getting it up 3 flights of stairs even using a dolly). If you're worried about it moving too much, then you can circle around it 360 degrees to counter this.

With a bag on a heavy stand you can't not circle 360 degrees. A bag on a heavy stand is basically a bag that is sitting in a corner. This is terrible for training because in a real fight you need to be moving constantly and working on your foot work. Most of you can probably throw a proper jab while side-stepping left. But most of you probably can't throw a proper jab while side-stepping right. If you're just training where you stand in front of a bag stationary slugging it over and over again, don't expect to see much improvement in your stand up game.

I love having a bag that allows me to constantly circle around 360 degrees in different directions. I prefer this over the heavy bags at the gym for a million different reasons. Then again I'm an extremely experienced fighter who doesn't think putting a stationary bag in a corner and standing there punching it while neither the bag nor yourself move is a good method of training.

[greasemonk]

the attention it garners.

That is what this is all about, isn't it?

[Bardp1999]

Where is the RecondoiJoe is a cuck option

[starkind]

I would die if I even tried standing up to attempt punching that bag.

Tbqvfhiukwim.

[Baler]

Where is the RecondoiJoe is a cuck option

Wouldn't that require female interaction?

Far as I've seen he spends his days sparring with sweaty men, punching his bag and writing essays on the project 1999 forums.

[Bardp1999]

ManifestoJoe seems a more fitting name. He is the undisputed #1 contender for Mace Quest 2.0

[starkind]

There's going to be no more macequesting by forumquestors.

I say so.

[Tethler]

Oh nooooo~

Joe got banned, lmao

Not sure what he said that finally did it, but I'm glad for the reprieve from his incessant shitposting. I'm sure he'll be back in a week or whatever though. :rolleyes:

[Tunabros]

https://i.imgur.com/lkeVQp3.png

[MaCtastic]

I would pay many shekels to see the Clown showdown of our two biggest internet tough-guys: RecondoJoe vs Furoar.

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/lkeVQp3.png
Crutches?

[NPC]

Vote 0, because he would fall over his own feet an knock himself out, therefore you don't have to do anything.

[RevSaber]

Pretty funny u guys have divested so much time to hate ol' joe

I declare reccondo joe the winner of this thread

[Pulgasari]

Pretty funny u guys have divested so much time to hate ol' joe

I declare reccondo joe the winner of this thread

Are you sure you know what divested means?

[RevSaber]

Are you sure you know what divested means?

Yea, it means that one time your mom blew me while Reccondo fucked her up the butt. Go /Cry

[Pulgasari]

Yea, it means that one time your mom blew me while Reccondo fucked her up the butt. Go /Cry

Devil's threesome eh?

You sus

[Skarne]

Are you sure you know what divested means?

Haha gotum

[Bardp1999]

Recondo Joe is a 115lb cuckold that is in the beginning stages of becoming a serial killer. Can't wait for his return to the forums.

[starkind]

Recondo Joe is a 115lb cuckold that is in the beginning stages of becoming a serial killer. Can't wait for his return to the forums.

omg i wish i was 115 and i would let ppl toss me around like a rag doll

[Boptop]

Sounds like ban evasion mods, what you gonna do about this? ^^

[starkind]

Sounds like ban evasion mods, what you gonna do about this? ^^

mods know me p well and have my ip lol and i'm honest with them, get wrekt plebe :cool:

[Pulgasari]

Will this poll close before RJ gets out of posting jail? :p

[Boptop]

mods know me p well and have my ip lol and i'm honest with them, get wrekt plebe :cool:

fake news, 1v1 me betch

[starkind]

fake news, 1v1 me betch
Look, I really don't want to hurtchu bro and or missy.

[Boptop]

I have a power level on the order of 500 Recondojoules

[greasemonk]

Recondojoules

[Boptop]

How else would you propose to measure one's recondojoe slaying power?

[Arteker]

In reality no one would have the balls to step up, but it would be hilarious if they did

Imagine watching the sheep scatter at the first sight of an unconscious man laying on the ground with blood pouring out of his mouth after his teeth were broken in half by my bare knuckles.

I’m the closest thing on this forum to a monk

i would but i do think people would call me out for clobberin a mental handicaped moronic individual .

[imsorryGMs]

Easily 15+ at once

[dragosanii]

Can't tell if the stories are complete garbage and this guy is a troll god...or if he actually believes this ;)

What a read!

Free the Imprisoned One! I have more popcorn to demolish :)

[starkind]

missin recondo

[Synphul]

missin recondo

Stockholm syndrome

[rictus204]

if i had to pick a forum troll i'd take lulz over joe

[starkind]

a less transphobic lulz would be sweet but he's pretty funny

[Cecily]

Think he's any more transphobic than your average liberal?

[rictus204]

always got a kick on how many pages of hate could come from a post about sipping some beverage with an exorbitant price.

[dragosanii]

Interesting how those pics look nothing like the other pics of yourself you posted lol and how you don’t have any pics proving any of your claims

That pic I think is Mark Munoz of MMA fame.....

[dragosanii]

How else would you propose to measure one's recondojoe slaying power?

Good question. I would start with asking him to post up his ERB, DD214 and DD13 for a start.....

[Bardp1999]

Lulz is a fat bald cucklord but I find him superior to Joe in almost every way. Lulz actually plays P99, has a decent meme game, and in general, seems more normal (never thought I would catch myself typing that).

I honestly think Joe could be the Don't Fuck With Cats guy and I'm only partially joking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_F**k_with_Cats:_Hunting_an_Internet_Killer

[chevy79bu]

Lulz is a fat bald cucklord but I find him superior to Joe in almost every way. Lulz actually plays P99, has a decent meme game, and in general, seems more normal (never thought I would catch myself typing that).

I honestly think Joe could be the Don't Fuck With Cats guy and I'm only partially joking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_F**k_with_Cats:_Hunting_an_Internet_Killer

Lol I think the nail was hit here...I typically only look at the RnF side of the forums and hardly post. But I miss Lulz in comparison to Racondo. Lulz does it for...well the lolz. But I somewhat think Racondo believes the shit he types and is this way in person. Lulz was funny...this dude is sad as hell.

[starkind]

you guys are sure doing a good job keeping this thread at the top of the boards

[Kohedron]

I don't feel like getting an infection from him biting me with his snaggleteeth. Pass.

[cd288]

Lulz is a fat bald cucklord but I find him superior to Joe in almost every way. Lulz actually plays P99, has a decent meme game, and in general, seems more normal (never thought I would catch myself typing that).

I honestly think Joe could be the Don't Fuck With Cats guy and I'm only partially joking.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Don%27t_F**k_with_Cats:_Hunting_an_Internet_Killer

Accurate summary of Lulz