Life of Pihole - P99 Green stories

[tslacks]

Pihole the druid here - I may have met some of you in game, while handing out pies or porting.

I'm kicking off a new blog about random encounters in P99, mainly just to sharpen my writing skills. Feel free to check it out!
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org

Any feedback appreciated. Also, always looking for any type of eggs (basilisk, alligator, snake) in game.

[Thrombosis]

Nice :) Enjoyed reading those. Hope to see my own toon featured one day ;)

[Baler]

tslacks you should reconsider advertising as pihole.

This is hardware+software that people still use regularly.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pi-hole

yada-yada you respond telling me you know about this and your druid name is pihole.
Gr8 M8

[tadkins]

I just read a couple of stories here, very enjoyable. I will be following this blog with interest. :)

[tslacks]

Thank you for the kind words, glad you have enjoyed. Hope to see you all in game too.

New pie story up!
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/rogues-of-honor/

[tslacks]

Please send me screenshots of interesting druid names (https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/druid-names/), or interesting corpse arrangements (https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/corpse-artists/) you've seen on Green.

Also, new story up:
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/an-unusual-request/

[tslacks]

This story is for all of you that loved spending time, but hated getting up to Archon Top in Cazic-Thule.

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/rookie-mistake/

Any of you remember a time when you could play as a low level NPC, like a fire beetle?

[tadkins]

Any of you remember a time when you could play as a low level NPC, like a fire beetle?

Omg yes, I loved Project M.

I remember one time spawning as an orc pawn in EFP. A bunch of us were running around as monsters and we could tell that we were players based on movement. A couple other orcs, a couple of snakes, bats, and fire beetles. We'd just run around in a pile and hit each other. Then somehow we got the coordination to take our fight through the tunnels and to make our way to the docks (still kinda punching and biting each other along the way). Our little swarm got ended by some guards after we poked around at the people waiting for the boat.

I played around with the button a few more times but that was the most memorable experience as an NPC. It's a shame that period was so short, it was quite fun. :)

[RevSaber]

Woah i remember that. Everyone tells me im crazy lol

[cd288]

Woah i remember that. Everyone tells me im crazy lol

You're not. I believe it was on the test server for like a month or so

[derpcake2]

Pihole is nice to group with.

Would 3.14hole again.

[Guesty07]

Pihole is friend of Dogz

[tslacks]

Hi Dogz!

Do any of you have twins that you run into constantly? It's not that uncommon for me - but some you tend to notice more than others.

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/separated-at-birth/

15416

[fortior]

Daniel

[Baler]

As a troll main I want to bake all these hobbits into yummy pie

[tslacks]

New pie story up!
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/just-desserts/

This time, exploring the seedy underbelly of the pie business.

[Tunabros]

I need to shake hands with this guy soon

[mjrau]

I really appreciated those pies I got off you in RV the week before last. Part of a balanced diet and all :)

[hannahgrams]

I really appreciated those pies I got off you in RV the week before last. Part of a balanced diet and all :)

did they taste funny? hehehehehehehehehehehehe

[hannahgrams]

love these btw

ssssssssss

[tslacks]

New post up - ever wonder what happens when characters go AFK? Possibly disturbing images below:

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/escape-from-norrath/

[YendorLootmonkey]

New post up - ever wonder what happens when characters go AFK? Possibly disturbing images below:

https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/escape-from-norrath/

LOL Stanvern's thought bubble should have just been an image of himself AFK.

[tslacks]

Hah! I honestly cannot find any info about this guy Stanvern. Does anybody know if he is actually alive?

[YendorLootmonkey]

Hah! I honestly cannot find any info about this guy Stanvern. Does anybody know if he is actually alive?

He is, he just AFKs a lot.

[tslacks]

New pie story up! Dedicated to any of you Led Zeppelin fans:
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/ramble-on/

[tslacks]

New screenshots out - special thanks to Puxie for Hammer time!
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/secret-pet-life/
15835

[tslacks]

New pie story up! For any of you that love/hate that old curmudgeon, Sergeant Slate:
https://lifeofpihole.duckdns.org/slate/