Grumph Secures Gharns for Kittens!

[Grumph]

Dear Kittens Rank and File,

Thanks to my consistent efforts at shaming Riot for leaving y’all out in the lurch on the last Vulak.

I’m happy to announce!

You not only just got yourselves a Gharns, but some nice Pauldrons as well!

Does it beg the question: who’s doing more for Kittens membership in general: Their anti-social leadership core, or your old pal Grumph?

No! I bear no ill will towards your officers for ineptly negotiating a front row seat to Riots last uncontested Vulak.

I’m just glad I was able to help y’all in this case. Simply because what’s right is what’s right. My personal conscious was afronted on your behalf. I did what I must by my Sacred Honor.

Keep on keeping on Kittens Membership! Hopefully your leadership will continue to learn and grow!

[k9quaint]

Kittens living rent free in the heads of Vanquish rank and file.

[myrddraal]

Without getting tunare today Vanquish members had lots of time to come up with new fantasies.

[xdrcfrx]

drugs.

[akaa112]

https://i.redd.it/26mrq35v67p61.png

[Nirgon]

This server doesn't have warders but there's one up that does.

You must feel silly now.

[Tethler]

Is OP gonna turn into a Swish BDA kinda thing?

This is getting pretty embarrassing.

[Grumph]

I mean. A “Thank You” would be nice.

But oh well. Typical stray cat doesn’t really appreciate a bath and some fresh food and water.

[Snaggles]

Proof that delusions of grandeur can materialize in a video game, the person just has to be extra sad.

[Kaitainz]

Imagine being such a piece of shit self centered egotistical asshole that he thinks he helped someone else do or get anything. Y’all got serious mental health issues. Get help.

[k9quaint]

I mean. A “Thank You” would be nice.

But oh well. Typical stray cat doesn’t really appreciate a bath and some fresh food and water.

Nobody will take you seriously until you uphold your promise to delete.
Right now, we just point and laugh.

[Shinko]

I logged on blue saw some kittens in the hole with bad gear so I gave them my belt and cloak off my guy and /q

[Grumph]

Imagine being such a piece of shit self centered egotistical asshole that he thinks he helped someone else do or get anything. Y’all got serious mental health issues. Get help.

I know right!

What kind of JERK does something to help someone without even a thanks in return?

[Grumph]

I logged on blue saw some kittens in the hole with bad gear so I gave them my belt and cloak off my guy and /q

This guy gets it!

Bravo Brodin!

[ArbiterBlixen]

Helping kittens is apparently a very thankless job. Don’t let it get you down. I see what you did Grumph.

[nostalgiaquest]

Nobody will take you seriously until you uphold your promise to delete.
Right now, we just point and laugh.

Wait, Grumph is the dipshit who made the bet to delete his character? That makes this all way more funny.

[ArbiterBlixen]

Wait, Grumph is the dipshit who made the bet to delete his character? That makes this all way more funny.

Where did he make this bet?

[Grumph]

Helping kittens is apparently a very thankless job. Don’t let it get you down. I see what you did Grumph.

Thanks Buddy!


Wait, Grumph is the dipshit who made the bet to delete his character? That makes this all way more funny.


Whoever used to cram you into a locker when you were in school.

I'm sure isn't still bragging to all his friends about how much of a loser you were and how much better than you he was.

That Dude has probably moved on to bigger and better things. Heck I'm sure you have too! Maybe your doing even better right now than that guy is or ever could!

But I get the feeling somethings still gnawing away at you NostalgiaBro.

Maybe there was a lesson for you there, stuffed in that locker, with your baseball cap getting caught on the coat hooks, and your homework lost in the shuffle of the hallway, and your pride bruised even worse than your elbow or your hip.

And maybe that lesson, that very same lesson, is one your still avoiding to this day.

[Bardp1999]

Grumph is going all out for cringiest poster of 2021, winning by a mile also

[greasemonk]

Thanks Buddy!





Whoever used to cram you into a locker when you were in school.

I'm sure isn't still bragging to all his friends about how much of a loser you were and how much better than you he was.

That Dude has probably moved on to bigger and better things. Heck I'm sure you have too! Maybe your doing even better right now than that guy is or ever could!

But I get the feeling somethings still gnawing away at you NostalgiaBro.

Maybe there was a lesson for you there, stuffed in that locker, with your baseball cap getting caught on the coat hooks, and your homework lost in the shuffle of the hallway, and your pride bruised even worse than your elbow or your hip.

And maybe that lesson, that very same lesson, is one your still avoiding to this day.

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=376790

Delete Straiker for Jesus.

[myrddraal]

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=376790

Delete Straiker for Jesus.

You expect people in the guild who back out of all the agreements and refuse to concede when they've clearly done wrong to uphold their word? Thats adorable.

[nostalgiaquest]

Thanks Buddy!





Whoever used to cram you into a locker when you were in school.

I'm sure isn't still bragging to all his friends about how much of a loser you were and how much better than you he was.

That Dude has probably moved on to bigger and better things. Heck I'm sure you have too! Maybe your doing even better right now than that guy is or ever could!

But I get the feeling somethings still gnawing away at you NostalgiaBro.

Maybe there was a lesson for you there, stuffed in that locker, with your baseball cap getting caught on the coat hooks, and your homework lost in the shuffle of the hallway, and your pride bruised even worse than your elbow or your hip.

And maybe that lesson, that very same lesson, is one your still avoiding to this day.


Woh there Smykowski, that's quite a conclusion you've jumped to just based on a simple question. Although you pretty much answered it and are in fact said dipshit. Sounds like you need to delete your character not only to honor your bet, but also for your own mental health. The fact that a grown adult, presumably in his 30's, made the post above is hilarious and sad.

But since we're on the subject on inferring, I have one for you. Based how atrocious your grammar is, I infer that you are either a) really mad, b) really fucking stupid, or c) a combination of the two.

If you must know, in high school I played for the city's traveling ice hockey team, sold thousands of dollars worth of pot, and was still one of the top bards on my server. Basically, I was cool as fuck. Thanks for getting me to reminisce about it for a while. Also, my high school didn't even have lockers, so there!

You, on the other hand, sound like someone who peaked in high school. Let me guess, you scored four touchdowns in one football game and won the very last city championship trophy that Polk High had?

[xdrcfrx]

If you must know, in high school I played for the city's traveling ice hockey team, sold thousands of dollars worth of pot, and was still one of the top bards on my server. Basically, I was cool as fuck. Thanks for getting me to reminisce about it for a while. Also, my high school didn't even have lockers, so there!



damn this does sound cool af.

[Grumph]

my high school didn't even have lockers, so there!

You, on the other hand, sound like someone who peaked in high school. Let me guess, you scored four touchdowns in one football game and won the very last city championship trophy that Polk High had?


WOW!

It appears I may have underestimated this man!

[ArbiterBlixen]

Still wondering why you think Grumph is Straiker.

[Hideousclaw]

You expect people in the guild who back out of all the agreements and refuse to concede when they've clearly done wrong to uphold their word? Thats adorable.

No, I dont ever expect RTiot leadership to uphold their word

[Hideousclaw]

No, I dont ever expect RTiot leadership to uphold their word

Riot*, I had a stroke and forgot how to type

[myrddraal]

Riot*, I had a stroke and forgot how to type

insert garlic post, where is neph to tell us the health benefits of garlic?!

[Horza]

Still wondering why you think Grumph is Straiker.

Straiker, you have no honor.

[Naethyn]

No, I dont ever expect RTiot leadership to uphold their word

https://imgur.com/1Rs6J7j.jpg

[Grumph]

https://imgur.com/1Rs6J7j.jpg


Wow. taking advantage of someone’s grief filled diatribe?

Dude if your still mad at Daewen for giving you grief over the 1hb just say it. Lol it’s not like you were wrong - that was your dkp!



Personally, I always liked Lavittz.

The only thing he ever disappointed me on was when he promised to share his big longitudinal raid scene solutions thesis with Ag membership for feedback.
Then - surprise - just skipped that part and submitted straight to UN.

Who knows what might have been? But I do hope Lav and his Dad are doing well.

[Naethyn]

Daewen always supported me.

[Maschenny]

“This game is childish, good luck everyone”... one week later “1600dkp Crown of Rile Lavittz”

[xdrcfrx]

gotta 0 out somehow. dkp represents time and effort already put in. shouldn't be any hard feelings about someone cashing out on the way out the door, especially when they're being pushed out as it were.

[Horza]

Straiker, honor your bet.

[Boptop]

crown of rile not worth the dump imo

[Nexii]

A very poetic item to go out on

[Maschenny]

gotta 0 out somehow. dkp represents time and effort already put in. shouldn't be any hard feelings about someone cashing out on the way out the door, especially when they're being pushed out as it were.

Yes, I have no issue with people spending their dkp. I thought it was hypocritical to call the game childish and then come back to spend your dkp.

A very poetic item to go out on

ha, yes. I didn't notice that. Very true.

[ArbiterBlixen]

Is Riot allowing Kittens to join them for free Vulak/Doze this weekend?

[Croco]

Is Riot allowing Kittens to join them for free Vulak/Doze this weekend?

I knew eventually you all would be back to your shit posting ways.

[Grumph]

I knew eventually you all would be back to your (&$@4) posting ways.

Edit: Language!


Do you know wether Kittens will be granted their fair share of Vulak loot that they’ve earned?

[nostalgiaquest]

Do you know whether you'll delete your character or continue being a Welchie McWelcherson

https://i.imgur.com/Aw3d1LW.jpg

#neverforget

[Bhairava]

&$@4

[Bhairava]

no cuss zone