imperiouskitten meltdown thread

[unsunghero]

Also Aerith <3 I cried.

I cried too the first time I saw the end of Crisis Core. In fact I think it’s one of the saddest video game endings ever

I think one of the mass effect games has a sad one and I saw a list of some other newer games with some sad endings. But Crisis Core is up there for sure

Edit: also cried when Jessie Raspberry died in the FF7 remake. Man they did a great job with that character. Her and Aerith’s voice actresses were just on another level

[starkind]

Yeah shame on me for not knowing Zack story.

*double cries*

[unsunghero]

Yeah shame on me for not knowing Zack story.

*double cries*

Zack’s story is really the backstory to Cloud’s story. Stop reading here if you don’t want spoilers…


Cloud and Zack were friends, but only Zack was in Soldier, First Class. Cloud tried out and wasn’t good enough. In fact, Zack is kind of everything Cloud wished he could be. A better fighter, a more earnest and nicer personality, both from small towns. Cloud’s excuse for having a bitter and cynical personality in FF7 is that he has major major PTSD not only from being impaled by Sephiroth (a scene in crisis core) trying to help Zack AFTER Sephiroth had already killed Cloud’s mother and Tifa’s dad, but also afterwards Cloud is poisoned by Mako energy by a Shinra mad scientist wanting to turn him into another Soldier weapon like Zack

So at the end of Crisis Core Cloud’s brain is basically melted by Mako energy, so he can’t help as Zack gives his last words “the price of freedom is steep” and Zack dies in an un-winnable fight against an insurmountable amount of Shinra troops

The really sad part was that Zack was trying to get back to his gf, Aerith, who hadn’t seen him in 4 years while him and Cloud were being experimented on by the mad scientist. But Zack dies before he can get back to her. Cloud crawls over to Zack as he is dying, and Zack says “you will be my living legacy” and part of him imprints on Cloud’s Mako-poisoned mind. This is why Cloud believes he was a Soldier First Class, because Zack imprinted on him during his death. The entire plot of FF7 is actually Cloud trying to discover who he is

The really sad part, and the reason I cried, is because Aerith being an ancient can sense the lifestream. So when Zack dies and Aerith suddenly looks up from tending her flowers (in the video)…even though she hadn’t seen Zack in years and was still waiting for him, she just sensed at that moment that Zack died :( :(

[Disease]

Anyone know where to get heels in a size 13? These bigots at Macy's don't carry real women size heels.

[starkind]

Google is your friend?

Size 13 is huge.

I wear 8s, 8 1/2s depending on brand rly.

[starkind]

Zack’s story is really the backstory to Cloud’s story. Stop reading here if you don’t want spoilers…


Cloud and Zack were friends, but only Zack was in Soldier, First Class. Cloud tried out and wasn’t good enough. In fact, Zack is kind of everything Cloud wished he could be. A better fighter, a more earnest and nicer personality, both from small towns. Cloud’s excuse for having a bitter and cynical personality in FF7 is that he has major major PTSD not only from being impaled by Sephiroth (a scene in crisis core) trying to help Zack AFTER Sephiroth had already killed Cloud’s mother and Tifa’s dad, but also afterwards Cloud is poisoned by Mako energy by a Shinra mad scientist wanting to turn him into another Soldier weapon like Zack

So at the end of Crisis Core Cloud’s brain is basically melted by Mako energy, so he can’t help as Zack gives his last words “the price of freedom is steep” and Zack dies in an un-winnable fight against an insurmountable amount of Shinra troops

The really sad part was that Zack was trying to get back to his gf, Aerith, who hadn’t seen him in 4 years while him and Cloud were being experimented on by the mad scientist. But Zack dies before he can get back to her. Cloud crawls over to Zack as he is dying, and Zack says “you will be my living legacy” and part of him imprints on Cloud’s Mako-poisoned mind. This is why Cloud believes he was a Soldier First Class, because Zack imprinted on him during his death. The entire plot of FF7 is actually Cloud trying to discover who he is

The really sad part, and the reason I cried, is because Aerith being an ancient can sense the lifestream. So when Zack dies and Aerith suddenly looks up from tending her flowers (in the video)…even though she hadn’t seen Zack in years and was still waiting for him, she just sensed at that moment that Zack died :( :(

There should be an epilogue with Zack and Aerith in the promised land. That'd take the sting out of it. I guess it all would lose its impact.

Cloud makes a lot more sense now.

[unsunghero]

There should be an epilogue with Zack and Aerith in the promised land. That'd take the sting out of it. I guess it all would lose its impact.

Cloud makes a lot more sense now.

I totally agree. I hope they reunite one day in promised land

Aerith’s attraction to Cloud is partly because Cloud has so many of Zack’s mannerisms and the same eyes (from being poisoned by Mako)

There’s a short scene in the FF7 that touches on it, also kinda sad :(

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k93YzcBnAHk

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/e2lSyii.jpg

[Disease]

Google is your friend?

Size 13 is huge.

I wear 8s, 8 1/2s depending on brand rly.

My mother checks my Google history. Can a girl just get an honest question for once in her life.

[Trexller]

roleplaying game btw

think you should seek help

lol? talking about rape and shit?

yeah, rape. its one of those horrible things leftover from caveman dna, you know: reality

roleplaying game: you willingly play the role of a female as a fantasy.

im not trashing you, im not-at-all-tactfully saying that there is for sure some alphabet person in any man who checks the "female" box at character select, on any game.

ofc some games have classes already set race/gender/ability, nothin you can do there.

but when you willfully roll a female class, as a male IRL, there is definitely, absolutely, subconscious exploration occurring.

[Gatordash]

Google is your friend?

Size 13 is huge.

I wear 8s, 8 1/2s depending on brand rly.

You normal sized foot people need to check your foot privilege. Your entitlement to a wide variety of shoe selection has gone on for far too long.

[Kief]

Anyone know where to get heels in a size 13? These bigots at Macy's don't carry real women size heels.

ahahaha

[Ooloo]

but when you willfully roll a female class, as a male IRL, there is definitely, absolutely, subconscious exploration occurring.

Nah not necessarily. Like in EQ, it was obviously designed by a bunch of horny virgins, so the artists spent much more time fine tuning the female designs. Except trolls and ogres who are hambeasts. I appreciate the artist's talent.

Plus like 99% of players are male. You'd never even see the female models otherwise.

[unsunghero]

Plus like 99% of players are male

[unsunghero]

Think EQ was bad? This is a playable race in Final Fantasy 14

[Trexller]

Nah not necessarily. Like in EQ, it was obviously designed by a bunch of horny virgins, so the artists spent much more time fine tuning the female designs. Except trolls and ogres who are hambeasts. I appreciate the artist's talent.

Plus like 99% of players are male. You'd never even see the female models otherwise.

so by your assessment, male players roll female toons because they are modeled better?

frankly i haven't noticed any difference, female toons have clearly defined female features, tight figures, cleavage, tight butts, thin appendages, whereas males have broad shoulders, stout faces, defined arms, chests and abs (for those who appear shirtless without gear)

so by your own admission, you are drawn to rolling a female character, by appearance alone? They look more feminine, therefore you prefer to play female characters?

Latent.

[unsunghero]

so by your assessment, male players roll female toons because they look better?

frankly i haven't noticed any difference, female toons have clearly defined female features, tight figures, cleavage, tight butts, thin appendages, whereas males have broad shoulders, stout faces, defined arms, chests and abs (for those who appear shirtless without gear)

so by your own admission, you are drawn to rolling a female character, by appearance alone? They look more feminine, therefore you prefer to play female characters?

Latent.

Not speaking for him, but there the main reason I’ve heard for men rolling female characters, including friends of mine’s own admission, is because they wanted a sexy ass and boobs to look at while they played the game. I don’t really want to think about it overmuch, but I imagine that for a decent chunk of them, the game isn’t the only thing they are playing with some of the time

These are typically lonely men who tend to be female-repellant IRL. Their motivation is entirely pervy, and I personally can’t relate. Not only because I can get it IRL, but even if I wanted to do some online fantasizing, I would just look at porn then

The second category would be what you are describing, men who might have some sexual ambiguity. These are probably the ones who are willing to cyber and pretend to be a girl IRL to get free shit from lonely gamers online. Again, not condemning this, but I personally can’t relate

But yea, for both sexes the characters are usually designed to be an impossible ideal. For men they usually have an amount of muscle that only anabolics could provide, and for both sexes they usually have a bodyfat % that would be incredibly uncomfortable to achieve and maintain IRL (enjoy always being starving…)

[Jibartik]

I thouoght we went through this already, if you have ever played a female character you're gay.

It's not that complicated.

It's like getting anyone elses, or your own cum on you. If you ever had had your own cum on your skin, you're gay.

What is so hard to understand about this stuff?

[unsunghero]

I thouoght we went through this already, if you have ever played a female character you're gay.

It's not that complicated.

It's like getting anyone elses, or your own cum on you. If you ever had had your own cum on your skin, you're gay.

What is so hard to understand about this stuff?

Naw, the ones who do it because they want to fap to their character aren’t gay

Also, there could be guys who just happen to have a female heroine they like. I remember a book series in Forgotten Realms which had a female human fighter with a tattoo on her arm that gave her some supernatural powers (forgot what though, memory is hazy), that I enjoyed reading about

I could imagine someone imagining this female book heroine, then creating a female warrior in EQ to emulate her

[Jibartik]

So dressing up as a woman and fapping to yourself in the mirror while you reach for your hairy nipples with your outstretched tongue, not gay? Sorry next!

:p

[Jibartik]

(for the record I am kidding about all this like I am everything else except space jews)

[Jibartik]

but you are gay if you ever got your own cum on your skin, fact.

[Trexller]

It's like getting anyone elses, or your own cum on you. If you ever had had your own cum on your skin, you're gay.

yeah uhh bro, if its someone else's cum, you're gay.

If its your own cum, you're just a chronic masturbating slob.

Not speaking for him, but there the main reason I’ve heard for men rolling female characters, including friends of mine’s own admission, is because they wanted a sexy ass and boobs to look at while they played the game.

fapping to your dark elf girl in the neriak tavern is even several levels lower than that dude who ordered a realdoll that looks like firiona vie (he posted pics here awhile back)

dear god what the fuck happened to the men in the world? for christs sake, there are real women who will do real things with you, like in 2021 its the 60's sexual liberation movement x10, honestly in my experience, its easier to get laid nowadays (age 37) than it was when i was 20.

I might have to give credit to dating apps, they put all the sluts in one place, and half the time tinder does the work for me. Notification appears, a conversation occurs, and then its the back seat of my Cherokee. Thanks Technology!

[Trexller]

So dressing up as a woman and fapping to yourself in the mirror while you reach for your hairy nipples with your outstretched tongue, not gay? Sorry next!

:p

https://i.imgur.com/LsmFfck.gif

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. I'd fuck me hard!

[Jibartik]

Marilin Maonson wrote a biography once and he had these like 10 things to tell if you are gay and it was a joke but I always thought it was funny he put, getting your own cum on you: Gay.

Like he was like, obviously you want cum on you so you let it happen lmao

Is a great read. Maybe a late 90s, self written biography if you can find it.

Talks about a 3som with the 9 inch nails guy, and when the metoo thing happened with manson i was like, duh it was in his book you idiots.

[Trexller]

when marilyn manson and trent reznor as examples of stable and healthy human behavior, its all over.

[unsunghero]

yeah uhh bro, if its someone else's cum, you're gay.

If its your own cum, you're just a chronic masturbating slob.



fapping to your dark elf girl in the neriak tavern is even several levels lower than that dude who ordered a realdoll that looks like firiona vie (he posted pics here awhile back)

dear god what the fuck happened to the men in the world? for christs sake, there are real women who will do real things with you, like in 2021 its the 60's sexual liberation movement x10, honestly in my experience, its easier to get laid nowadays (age 37) than it was when i was 20.

I might have to give credit to dating apps, they put all the sluts in one place, and half the time tinder does the work for me. Notification appears, a conversation occurs, and then its the back seat of my Cherokee. Thanks Technology!

Yup

I’m not acting like some Pick Up Expert (I hear there are actually people who try to make coaching “game” their job), but I find a good trick to getting laid is treating women like your fridge when you are hungry. If you don’t see anything you like, lower your standards a bit and try again. The more desperate you are, the more you should be willing to do step 2

For myself, my standards start pretty high, but if I wanna do step 2 a few times, eventually all it takes for me is a phone call. But I like to take my time and look for that quality meal

[Trexller]

Yup

I’m not acting like some Pick Up Expert (I hear there are actually people who try to make coaching “game” their job), but I find a good trick to getting laid is treating women like your fridge when you are hungry. If you don’t see anything you like, lower your standards a bit and try again. The more desperate you are, the more you should be willing to do step 2

For myself, my standards start pretty high, but if I wanna do step 2 a few times, eventually all it takes for me is a phone call. But I like to take my time and look for that quality meal

Theres really no tricks involved, im serious about the 60's sexual liberation on steroids in 2021. I've never been a pick up artist at all. (im autistic, but also handsome). women do wanna fuck just as much we do (thats called nature). Nowadays, theres no more stigma about sluts and skanks, and this behavior is encouraged among millenial women. Add on top of that dating apps specifically designed to pair up people who just wanna fuck, then It's a fucking gold rush! (pun intended)

[unsunghero]

Theres really no tricks involved, im serious about the 60's sexual liberation on steroids in 2021. I've never been a pick up artist at all. (im autistic, but also handsome). women do wanna fuck just as much we do (thats called nature). Nowadays, theres no more stigma about sluts and skanks, and this behavior is encouraged among millenial women. Add on top of that dating apps specifically designed to pair up people who just wanna fuck, then It's a fucking gold rush! (pun intended)

That’s the term, pick up artist. Ya

Ya dating apps all the way for me, I can’t date my clients or I not only get fired but wouldn’t be able to be hired anywhere in my field lol. And most of the gals working behavioral health are so stressed a lot are not taking good care of themselves, I’ll just leave it at that

So dating apps all the way, but I refuse to use Tinder. One might stand situations never interested me

Man twice though in the past few years I had GORGEOUS clients flirt with me. Position of authority helps, which is what makes it unethical. But hot to the point where I was considering risking it and having to walk away from my job. But nope I kept it professional

[Trexller]

That’s the term, pick up artist. Ya

Ya dating apps all the way for me, I can’t date my clients or I not only get fired but wouldn’t be able to be hired anywhere in my field lol. And most of the gals working behavioral health are so stressed a lot are not taking good care of themselves, I’ll just leave it at that

So dating apps all the way, but I refuse to use Tinder. One might stand situations never interested me

Man twice though in the past few years I had GORGEOUS clients flirt with me. Position of authority helps, which is what makes it unethical. But hot to the point where I was considering risking it and having to walk away from my job. But nope I kept it professional

yeah dude literally 25% of all women on earth can be considered "attractive" -- thats alot of fish in the sea. So when you are raiding the fridge for that week old pizza instead of the filet mignon, you can totally think about the filet mignon!

never, ever date/fuck people you work with/for. forget the ethical reasons, you don't wanna shit where you eat. Also, if you date/fuck people you work with, the workplace dymanic totally changes, even for those around you. Its weird when i got co workers dating, their relationship bleeds into the professional space. gtfo with that.

[unsunghero]

yeah dude literally 25% of all women on earth can be considered "attractive" -- thats alot of fish in the sea. So when you are raiding the fridge for that week old pizza instead of the filet mignon, you can totally think about the filet mignon!

never, ever date/fuck people you work with/for. forget the ethical reasons, you don't wanna shit where you eat. Also, if you date/fuck people you work with, the workplace dymanic totally changes, even for those around you. Its weird when i got co workers dating, their relationship bleeds into the professional space. gtfo with that.

Exactly. Good point

Not only is there the risk of drama and a different dynamic, but tbh I also don’t want to hear about all the same stuff I already do for work. I want to hear different stuff. I’m more of an opposites attract kind of person. I want to hear about a different field, and different interests than mine

[Duik]

http://www.nickyee.com/eqt/menwomen.html
Study on EQ demographics.

Gender bending
1) For role-play purposes: 27.4%
2) Visual appearance: 25.6%
3) Other: 16.8%
4) To gain advantage in game: 11.8%
5) Gender exploration: 7.1%

More on site.

tldr for me was some used other mens stupidity to get feee stuff. The rest is fluff.
YMMV

[Arteker]

Naw, the ones who do it because they want to fap to their character aren’t gay

Also, there could be guys who just happen to have a female heroine they like. I remember a book series in Forgotten Realms which had a female human fighter with a tattoo on her arm that gave her some supernatural powers (forgot what though, memory is hazy), that I enjoyed reading about

I could imagine someone imagining this female book heroine, then creating a female warrior in EQ to emulate her

that was alias from the FR novels azure bonds (that novel rescued me from boring af Dragonlance settin).
wich also had a saurian side kick paladin with a great meme name. Dragon Bait

[starkind]

http://www.nickyee.com/eqt/menwomen.html
Study on EQ demographics.

Gender bending
1) For role-play purposes: 27.4%
2) Visual appearance: 25.6%
3) Other: 16.8%
4) To gain advantage in game: 11.8%
5) Gender exploration: 7.1%

More on site.

tldr for me was some used other mens stupidity to get feee stuff. The rest is fluff.
YMMV

It's not any either or three of can be simultaneously true and someone could start out with the character is pretty, cool to look at, then start exploring their ideas of gender, and then when the cool kids find out their really a smelly boy, maybe they start trying to adjust their persona to be more passable online.

Honestly I got way more attention when I got pretty irl. Also definitely some hopeful suitors. I feel bad about it and don't have the emotional maturity so I generally hide myself in games now too because I spent like a year as the pretty girl with groupies in wow. I don't actually want to be that online though.

I have tried to play a few male, uggo, ogre, troll type characters since. Idk I get bored rping some masculine archetype and end up just being a really gay dude with a girly voice. So. Uhm.

Tldr. It's easier to just be a girl, and not overshare. I always take time to help other players too. Even if I've "done that rare named 100x". Honestly hate the grind because I would rather spend that time helping other players.

And ya ppl are nicer to *nice girls online. It's sometimes hard to group up with an irl veteran guy for some pvp thing and keep from laughing my ass off hysterically for four hours at their commentary, being a girl is a great cover tho for how bad I am at pvp and my terrible reaction times. And helps me get carried some.

So that's pretty much my experience as passing for a woman online. Also being a part of the pet club and talking about boys, families, and life stuff. I have had a few good friendships with women that didn't know or care and that was nice.

[starkind]

You normal sized foot people need to check your foot privilege. Your entitlement to a wide variety of shoe selection has gone on for far too long.

Lol. W/e

[Chortles Snortles]

This is what I told myself as well. Not trolling. :eek::eek::eek:

Also I am loving this tunabros story arc. Pokesan incorrectly referred to him as sapio/etc when he in fact identifies as asexual, I must clarify. Which is definitely Q. Anyway, after the embarrassment comes the denial. Ask Patriam, tuna. In the meantime continue calling me unbelievable. I love it. This thread turned out great.

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I think we are having kind of a forum renaissance thanks to the goodposters. I am very glad to finally see progress here. Keep it up friends! Sexually unadventurous men pearl-clutching is not funny nor good writing. Fight the stupid! Bring the fun!

And show these beat-down girls I call peers that maintenance of your honor is possible, worthwhile. That revealing emotion brings no shame to a woman. And that doing the work is not a humiliation but a duty. Cheer them on when they stand up straight. The pressure against it is cosmically intense.

Trashcan that inverted narrative that has me the boring, the lazy, the entitled! The blue-haired. The one with a worthless degree who is science illiterate (lmao). The leech. The complainer (SHHH). The afraid-of-danger. :D I am living proof that hard work and diligence are where it is at. Miracles baby. They are wrought by man. By her mind. And her virtue. :)

Many thanks to the Good. I feel a war has been won here. There are some who will never concede, but their replies grow very terse. Their "jokes" no more than tired slogans, crusty and desperate. And they all recognize each other to be cringe, which is the most funniest part. :D Thank you. For your kindness as well as for humiliating the unwashed by your example.

Now the real challenge begins for you. You have seen how pervasive this hatred has become; even warping the rules on an EverQuest private server to such an extent that I can run a username like this one. Because the popular demand to openly hate faggots is that intense.

It is up to you now to begin to teach the teachable. As for the others: you must identify the cannibals you have allowed close to your heart. You must hold them to account. You must teach them the same fear felt by race haters. And for God's sake don't breed with someone who is like that, their genes are garbo.

-impk, "melting down" :D

lol if u read it

[Chortles Snortles]

lol if you read it

[starkind]

This is what I told myself as well. Not trolling. :eek::eek::eek:

Also I am loving this tunabros story arc. Pokesan incorrectly referred to him as sapio/etc when he in fact identifies as asexual, I must clarify. Which is definitely Q. Anyway, after the embarrassment comes the denial. Ask Patriam, tuna. In the meantime continue calling me unbelievable. I love it. This thread turned out great.

---------------------------------

I think we are having kind of a forum renaissance thanks to the goodposters. I am very glad to finally see progress here. Keep it up friends! Sexually unadventurous men pearl-clutching is not funny nor good writing. Fight the stupid! Bring the fun!

And show these beat-down girls I call peers that maintenance of your honor is possible, worthwhile. That revealing emotion brings no shame to a woman. And that doing the work is not a humiliation but a duty. Cheer them on when they stand up straight. The pressure against it is cosmically intense.

Trashcan that inverted narrative that has me the boring, the lazy, the entitled! The blue-haired. The one with a worthless degree who is science illiterate (lmao). The leech. The complainer (SHHH). The afraid-of-danger. :D I am living proof that hard work and diligence are where it is at. Miracles baby. They are wrought by man. By her mind. And her virtue. :)

Many thanks to the Good. I feel a war has been won here. There are some who will never concede, but their replies grow very terse. Their "jokes" no more than tired slogans, crusty and desperate. And they all recognize each other to be cringe, which is the most funniest part. :D Thank you. For your kindness as well as for humiliating the unwashed by your example.

Now the real challenge begins for you. You have seen how pervasive this hatred has become; even warping the rules on an EverQuest private server to such an extent that I can run a username like this one. Because the popular demand to openly hate faggots is that intense.

It is up to you now to begin to teach the teachable. As for the others: you must identify the cannibals you have allowed close to your heart. You must hold them to account. You must teach them the same fear felt by race haters. And for God's sake don't breed with someone who is like that, their genes are garbo.

-impk, "melting down" :D

I wear size 12-13 womens. It's no problem. I don't shop at macy's tho lol, and my boots cost more than my car. :o They ain't custom "big and tall" or anything though. Just handmade and expensive. They all happen to be Italian made.

I think people familiar with luxury women's fashion or dating tall models wouldn't make this joke. Never bought your 4'9" wife boots they don't sell at the mall?

You must be this tall to ride. Hubby's feet are plenty bigger. Women's shoes come that big for a reason. Shrug.

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Looks like Lulz is really mad that I post long text. He thinks his frustration constitutes a punchline, so make sure and laugh for him :D

I'm sorry that me having a good mood, or the development of a community who respects trans people on this board, hurts your feelings so much Maerilith. But that is your issue, not mine. Are you calling me an "alpha male"? Throwing transphobic shade still? Yeah, you are the same person I have described many times thus far. That you think my EQ is low is, well, your state of denial in action.

I'm going to limit my visibility of your writing again for the same reasons I have explained many times and which pokesan nailed with an image macro recently. I know you have not reached that point where you can apologize -- for anything -- and may never. I will not be able to interface very well with you until you can. So please be polite and dignified by keeping your distance from me as I hereby request.

https://i.imgur.com/532Ktb0.jpeg

[starkind]

Wat img was it tho? I wager pokesan is on my side. :p

(Forum won't let me edit the above post idk y it broken)

[Penish]

Could we post some scientific evidence that trans folk do in fact exist? I mean, I'm tolerate of everyone, but come on guys.. lol

[Chortles Snortles]

lol if you read it

[Penish]

made up word, used plural of guy - being inclusive today i feel hawt

[Chortles Snortles]

im going to bed now no really
(LOL!)

[Penish]

okay okay, NOW :p

Lulz you understand I am comfortable with myself right? I'm not like you. Like ur just narrating :D

the word is uncomfortable IK, hope you use that big brain one day for something useful

[starkind]

(because this is important for you to read.)

I think he was describing himself actually, but it's a brilliant image. It was the hand pulling away from the other hand, sort of like "always almost there for you". He has described this as "baseball" etc. He's deliberately abusive and gaslighty "for the lulz". At least that's what I've gotten from my earnest attempts to decipher his broken communication. Sick dysfunctional guy regardless.

Don't use him as some sort of source for grounding with reality; he enjoys hurting people with emotional problems by gaslighting. Still thinks it's good sport while you are in a mental ward. Sick.

You misread that entirely.

I feel like the intellectual prefrontal brinksmanship here is actually harming you.

You need some RLE and sunlight. Please sign up for yoga at the gym or something.

[starkind]

For the record. Poke is uncomfortable with being publicly discussed in the 3rd person.

They didn't mean anything negative with the hands gif.


You should be extraspecially kind with them. Poke means well and is very capable and intelligent. In fact poke is probably more afraid of causing unfiltered harm and a big reason for their encryption.

[starkind]

RLE goes for all basement or penthouse dwellers. This covid lockdown bs is causing mass psychosis. The kind were people start building massive delusions around themselves and only ever interact with their Twitter feeds and contactless deliveries.

That is all I mean.

Don't read this. It's not relevant to ur health, it's the unpc part of the above post

Really, don't read this is for boi eyes only
the joke being contactless giant shoe deliveries, I edited it tho, you're right tho. Totally tallandortransphobic, funny tho if not perpetually butthurt (homophobic)

Taking all the joy out of life and fighting over it and forcing it to be explained is unnecessary suffering.

At some point you stop obsessing over phrasing and just need to ignore it or roll with it.

[starkind]

Right now we aren't friends.

You broke up with me.

I'm not going to edit myself or stop posting in a public forum to confirm your worldview or get further headpats from you. Tho.

Like either respond or don't. And stop telling me what to do. Lol.

[Penish]

Right now we aren't friends.

You broke up with me.

I'm not going to edit myself or stop posting in a public forum to confirm your worldview or get further headpats from you. Tho.

Like either respond or don't. And stop telling me what to do. Lol.

What's it like making it to adulthood and not being able to form a paragraph, fucking retard.

[starkind]

What's it like making it to adulthood and not being able to form a paragraph, fucking retard.

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Well, you're experiencing it right now. I'm sorry. I'll try better.

I believe that the line spacing helps a lot with my dyslexia and the fact that I'm doing this posting on a small phone where I only see a few words at a time because I have it zoomed in to like 20 font size. In a small tiny edit form box that takes up most of my screen.

So it helps a lot to just stream my thoughts in one sentence blips.

[nostalgiaquest]

What's it like making it to adulthood and not being able to form a paragraph, fucking retard.

Probably similar to making it to adulthood and not being able to properly punctuate a question, n’est-ce pas?

[starkind]

...

Your EQ isn't really tho. And you need to hear that from others not me. Also the only T.V. I watch is ancient aliens. Star Trek. Stargate. And Supernatural. All those shows are transphobic and icky by today's standards and disastrously subsist on allegory. The one time star trek discovery experimented with pronouns was simultaneously cringe and endearing tho I believe only fostered political bias, yet the point wasn't to win peoples hearts and minds just illustrate the authors feelings.

You're cold as ice baby. You treat people you disagree with or don't like as sub human trash.

Feels bad man. (Although not really for me). It's disappointing. I'm fine.

[Penish]

that was a good episode on tng, where ryker wants to plow a woman who was brainwashed into thinking they were genderless

[Penish]

i just remember the re edumication and ryker feeling terrible about the state of the planets civilization, perhaps some reruns are in order

[starkind]

Told u ill be ok. I got a lot of shoulders to cry on if I need it.

I don't need you to pander to me and I very much appreciate your bias and position. Even though I absolutely disagree. And find it futile. Like I have said. You've lately been edging into open hostility with these guys. Mblake, chortles. They don't need a villain. They've got a plenty.

[Penish]

its tng time starkind, no one gives a shit about ur feels

[starkind]

Phones at 9% so see ya'll later :)

[Chortles Snortles]

totally going to sleep now, for realsies
(LOL!)

[Chortles Snortles]

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[Gatordash]

I wear size 12-13 womens. It's no problem. I don't shop at macy's tho lol, and my boots cost more than my car. :o They ain't custom "big and tall" or anything though. Just handmade and expensive. They all happen to be Italian made.

I think people familiar with luxury women's fashion or dating tall models wouldn't make this joke. Never bought your 4'9" wife boots they don't sell at the mall?

You must be this tall to ride. Hubby's feet are plenty bigger. Women's shoes come that big for a reason. Shrug.


I had a girlfriend ask me to buy her a purse once for Christmas and then she described to me the kind of purse she wanted. This is when I lived in San jose and I went to this place called the great mall which is this giant indoor circle shaped mall, and I think I walked around that thing like 2 or 3 times just confused as hell not knowing what to do. Looking back on it, I think she knew what she was doing and it was some sort of sick test.

[Knowledge]

Wasn't Alec Baldwins fault. Shannon Lee can't offer condolences to Alec?
No wonder Jesus called man the offspring of vipers.

I'll be glad when the fruit bat virus reclaims Earth for the animals and all the hunters have rotted down to their skulls and skeletons.

[Jibartik]

I bet more people are worried about AB then the dead woman's family lol true story I know I am.

What a strange feeling. Like, what broke me to be this way? Evolution?

[Knowledge]

No, God. God tells and wills in us how to NOT be a viper. Alec better lose that atheism and quick if he's gonna get cured from this one.

Alec, the time to believe the world has ended.

Now here's the hard part: God willed it

No, Alec won't ever believe. But he is gonna sue big time.

[unsunghero]

that was alias from the FR novels azure bonds (that novel rescued me from boring af Dragonlance settin).
wich also had a saurian side kick paladin with a great meme name. Dragon Bait

Holy shit you’re right! Man that brings me back, ty

[starkind]

Whose AB?

Also I am not trying to hurt you. I just think getting in pplz gender jimmies and doing the SJW roll call for bans and calling everyone a Nazi then going on rants about how you are a supermodel pumping her stomach isn't productive or healthy. And just incites the wolves.

At the very least find a real support forum and stop chumming for the sharks here. Than acting like a saint.

Nobody is a Saint around here. If you want to spill your troubles by all means. No one owes us headpats. When I discuss my crazy. I'm just telling it like it is. None of ya'll should be cool with it. Where I'm at is a bad place. And I got there swinging at and blaming the phobes.

No one here needs protection or to be rescued. And you're in no place to fix ppl. So post about stuff. Don't scream at the mods and yell at them to ban everybody.

[Tunabros]

where's the Tunabros Worshipping/Appreciation Thread

[starkind]

where's the Tunabros Worshipping/Appreciation Thread

Make 1.

I'm sure u have cool ideas and stories.

[Tunabros]

Make 1.

I'm sure u have cool ideas and stories.

yeah i got a cool idea

1. make starkind shut up

[starkind]

yeah i got a cool idea

1. make starkind shut up

You'll probably outlive me. If it ups my post count I can keep this going for a lil bit.

Nothing personal Tuna.

I just like posting. Probably enjoy posting the cute dino, and alien space stuff the most.

[Knowledge]

You people have NO clue what a bad day is. Try swapping shoes with Alec Baldwin.

[Jibartik]

Try swapping shoes with his cinematographer lol

[Ooloo]

Alec immediately trying to shift blame to who handed him a "hot gun". Alec, you don't point a gun at somebody and pull the trigger, unless you are 1000% certain it is safe to do so. Are you 12 years old? This is basic firearm safety. It doesn't matter if you think it's a prop, all it takes is one simple mistake to end a life when a gun is involved.

Also he's a smug prick and I hope he goes to prison.

[Jibartik]

Actors have nothing to worry about but their acting on set.

[Trexller]

where's the Tunabros Worshipping/Appreciation Thread

you would have to first, have very public meltdowns in many other threads for a few years, before you are granted your own meltdown thread.

start collecting the issues that you are oppressed over and depressed b/c of.

you can't use Japanese, im Korean, I got you beat there.

also, my condolences to the families of the victims of Alec Baldwin.

[Jibartik]

tuna went from this nice little hmong boy to a viet cong randomly a few months ago

:o

[Trexller]

Alec immediately trying to shift blame to who handed him a "hot gun". Alec, you don't point a gun at somebody and pull the trigger, unless you are 1000% certain it is safe to do so. Are you 12 years old? This is basic firearm safety. It doesn't matter if you think it's a prop, all it takes is one simple mistake to end a life when a gun is involved.

Also he's a smug prick and I hope he goes to prison.

I'm a licensed firearm owner. I take yearly refresher courses (free at my club)

I've heard this argument all day, I have one word for all of you: Bullshit.

Actors fire "prop guns" at people all day long, and we pay them good money for them to do it. Prop guns are glorified "cap guns" that we played with as kids.

"Prop guns" do not have the ability to fire projectile cartridges. These do not require the hand off transfer checks that become second nature to responsible gun owners.

If someone hands you a firearm, under ideal conditions, do so muzzle down, breach open, mag-well empty.

If they do not, it is still proper to receive the firearm muzzle down, then checking breach and mag yourself.

As far as prop guns go, like I said, they are not designed to fire projectiles, ever.

So, somehow a projectile firing weapon made it to the set of the film, through the prop department, and into the hands of the actor, ALL WITH A LIVE CARTRIDGE INSIDE IT.

This is 100% the fault of the prop master et al, Alec Baldwin is as much a victim as the people hit by the bullets.

disclaimer: I am not a fan of Alec Baldwin.

[Jibartik]

People are getting sloppy because this is the collapse. Nothing out of the ordinary.

[Gatordash]

How'd they make it through 3 John Wick movies without an incident yet an old western film with Alec Baldwin the prop gun kills someone.

And why/how would you ever bring a real bullet onto a movie set? It couldn't have been a real bullet right? It must have been the casing of the blank shrapnel or something.

[Knowledge]

The Crow wasn't a live cartridge and neither was this.

[Trexller]

How'd they make it through 3 John Wick movies without an incident yet an old western film with Alec Baldwin the prop gun kills someone.

And why/how would you ever bring a real bullet onto a movie set? It couldn't have been a real bullet right? It must have been the casing of the blank shrapnel or something.

blank rounds are usually brass cartridges with crimped tops, containing a very different powder blend producing a brighter flash, less sound, and more smoke than an actual bullet cartridge.

the round that was fired went through 1 person and into a 2nd, there's no way that was a piece of shrapnel.

a crime was definitely committed here in that someone knowingly produced a "real gun" to the set of this film. There is the criminal element.

[Jibartik]

Who's Alec Baldwin?

He was the only Baldwin brother to not have killed a man.

Was.

[Trexller]

The Crow wasn't a live cartridge and neither was this.

Brandon Lee was hit by a squibbed bullet (lodged in the barrel)

When the blank round was fired, the resulting gas pressure mobilized the squib load and hit Lee.

All "real" guns will fire blank rounds, "prop guns" will only fire blanks -- If they fire at all.

Information known at this time is that Baldwin was handed a "real gun" with a single live cartridge.

[Jibartik]

The news Im listening to like a boomer just said it was same deal, squib left in the gun, then a blank was inserted and when fired the squib came out.

[Jibartik]

In movies however..

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[Knowledge]

Why you gotta have murder and rape in every movie try making good movies for a change.

Nah mang, Satan wont allow that.

I know who their master is.

[Jibartik]

Now they are saying that there was a walk off for pay/safety reasons? or something.. but they kept filming, so the people at fault may be the execs.

And the other twist is AB is a producer on this film, the roll that determines if they shoot or dont shoot because of walk offs...

So AB may be at fault in the end here after all! Though in a roundabout way.

[Knowledge]

Keep glorifying villains with firearms in your films. Keep America Shitholey Again

Sorry I didn't mean to be so... well.. assholish i guess is the word.

[starkind]

Why you gotta have murder and rape in every movie try making good movies for a change.

Nah mang, Satan wont allow that.

I know who their master is.

Oh ya I agree a lot funner stuff to right about.

[Knowledge]

Anyone in this shithole who doesn't admit its a shithole has never left the fuckin suburbs.

Ban guns.

They will argue "But guns protect me from tyranny!"

I will argue back "You gonna defeat nukes with a rifle?"

[Jibartik]

Why you gotta have murder and rape in every movie try making good movies for a change.

Nah mang, Satan wont allow that.

I know who their master is.

I heard a bible prophecy guy say once that movies and stories are a conspiracy to prepare us for an alien arrival and it's all the illuminate in Hollywood that are doing it and I was like that is bull smack. Because as a super fan I know that the real reason is because culturally that is what kids were into in the 90s and artists and writers just tried to one up each other and each year it would get more and more insane. It's free market shock value. You cant make it about full frontal rape if you didn't slowly get there from red shoe diaries.

But deep down I wonder, maybe they are right, maybe there is some organized thing going on subconsciously that is making us interested in that shock value stuff in the first place.

like why are we on these boards talking about what were talking about, instead of on the garden board talking about potting plants and how happy the world is? Because we're edge lords. Are we edge lords because we're part of a conspiracy to prepare some dark lords arival? or are we just into dark shit because we have devious sense of humors?

It's probably the later, but maybe, just maybe it's because the dark lord is coming soon.

[starkind]

blank rounds are usually brass cartridges with crimped tops, containing a very different powder blend producing a brighter flash, less sound, and more smoke than an actual bullet cartridge.

the round that was fired went through 1 person and into a 2nd, there's no way that was a piece of shrapnel.

a crime was definitely committed here in that someone knowingly produced a "real gun" to the set of this film. There is the criminal element.

Probably.

Галина Гатчинс


Hutchins was born in 1979[2] in Horodets, Zhytomyr Oblast, USSR, but grew up in Murmansk,[1] on a Soviet military base in the Arctic. She attended National Agricultural University[1] and then Kyiv National University, first studying economics before changing her study to journalism.[7] Hutchins graduated there with a degree in international journalism, and worked on documentary films as an investigative journalist in Eastern Europe.[8][9][10]


Didn't pay the mob off for her fake papers I guess.

R.i.p.

Hollywood hates women and chattel.

[Jibartik]

I can imagine obtaining her job is really hard work I wouldn't even know how to begin.

[starkind]

I always felt rape, serial killers, psychopathy was a big boomer subject. That the herioc stuff came from people who survived ww2, and than there were no more "the bad guys".

Airwolf, knight rider being the tail end of that dying Maverick hero trope.

Now it's all CSI and alien rapes.

[starkind]

Original McGyuver pretty good too.

[starkind]

Also people die every day. It's going to take awhile for it to sink in when someone close dies. I'm pretty numb 2 it all.

[Shawk]

Last 4 posters are meth heads.

This is suppose to be imperiouskitten's meltdown thread, tinfoil bois.

[Jibartik]

I am shawked

[starkind]

Last 4 posters are meth heads.

This is suppose to be imperiouskitten's meltdown thread, tinfoil bois.

She already said she was tired of proving her gender. She just should make a list of ppl she wants to ban and call it a day.

[Whale biologist]

I bet more people are worried about AB then the dead woman's family lol true story I know I am.

What a strange feeling. Like, what broke me to be this way? Evolution?

Either way looks like California has casus to overregulate another industry. :cool:

[Jibartik]

God I hope they make it so guns in movies have to have orange tips.

[Gatordash]

Now they are saying that there was a walk off for pay/safety reasons? or something.. but they kept filming, so the people at fault may be the execs.

And the other twist is AB is a producer on this film, the roll that determines if they shoot or dont shoot because of walk offs...

So AB may be at fault in the end here after all! Though in a roundabout way.

Deepah and deepah

part of the context of this tragedy is that it is very related to what crew members have been talking about during the IATSE negotiations: short turnaround times, long days, cost-cutting on labor all lead to dangerous situations (https://twitter.com/venice4change/status/1451472741664649217)

Prop gun fired by Alec Baldwin on movie set loaded with ‘a live single round’, says Hollywood union (https://nationalpost.com/news/world/prop-gun-fired-by-alex-baldwin-on-movie-set-loaded-with-a-live-round-says-hollywood-union)

[starkind]

Why they don't just do digital effects for guns now idk.

[Jibartik]

That's an excellent point. I bet they will make a law for that actually, it sounds reasonable.

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[Shawk]

the mushroom dick right fights the transgender left

they should make this a sport

[starkind]

That's an excellent point. I bet they will make a law for that actually, it sounds reasonable.

031Dshcnso4

They are just babies. And these guys are light-years ahead of me.

I'm so old.

Millenials.

[Trexller]

mother fuck. I'll tell you this sweeties, if we get lost in the snow I will eat you. BEFORE you learn what the real hunger is, and beat me to it.

thats not fair, you don't have any meat on the bones to sustain us. As such, by that point you would be one of the first to succumb to lack of chemical energies, no energy to kill me and pick the toned musculature off of my bones.

So most likely we'd end up eating you, like a chicken wing injected full of hormones. Which then screws us up emotionally, on top of the knowledge that we ate a human.

and you still get the last laugh.

[Whale biologist]

What food would be good to tolerate and pass easily?

[Trexller]

No no no, see actually I would actually experience starvation first and would act preemptively to keep my sugars up. So before you even got hungry it'd be like sliittt guushhhh.

Also I need the least calories to sustain myself, so it actually makes operational sense for you guys to be meat for me. Efficiency calculations. THank you.

I see, so when the plane goes down in the Andes, i know who i have to take out first.

[Cecily]

As a big fan of the movie Ravenous, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Offtopic vs J:

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[unsunghero]

Any of you ever suffered starvation before?

Closest for me was being on an all liquid diet for months in prep to make weight for nationals for tae kwon do. And I’d do it. Can’t now. Can’t even intermittent fast, even though I know it’s efficacy. I mean maybe in the future I will, but it’s been tough to mentally commit

Anyway, I’d go to the doctor for a checkup and I’d hear him tell my folks that if my bodyfat goes down another percent he’s required to notify CPS

Back then I’m assuming my stomach shrank and I just stopped noticing it, is how I could do it

[unsunghero]

absolutely love this :D big smiles lol. Definitely downloading.

surprisingly accurate too :o y'all need to pay JD maximum respect, anyone else and i would be...maybe dead, honestly. Not to be dramatic or anything :o


How do you do fellow disciplinarian? I got some anorexia shade too as a kid although I never have really quite been that way. I think when I was a kid I restricted calories mostly because I enjoyed the altered state fasting put me in. It wasn't really related to body image at that time.

I know just what you mean about being unable to do this anymore though. I've been trying to hit this weight again since high school. 1200kcal a day is the lowest I could maintain by my own volition around age 27. So thanks God for helping me diet :o

There has been a few anorexics who became fitness models. The mindset of an anorexic person is very conducive to fitness. Not only the micromanagement of food but also the willingness and mental ability to make the body suffer, sometimes intensely. But clinical treatment still helpful because there is a form of exercise-based anorexia too

To a lesser degree I think gamers translate well to fitness success. Mostly due to the hypercritical nature (which in gaming they attribute to their character), obsessiveness towards their chosen hobby, and micromanagement skill developed (willingness to track things and do research to succeed at hobby)

[Jibartik]

As a big fan of the movie Ravenous, I'm thoroughly enjoying this.

Offtopic vs J:

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WHAT HAPPENS NEXT :eek:

[starkind]

Bite ur dick off quest.

[Knowledge]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

[starkind]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

Read a book.

[Ooloo]

We're gonna die. Have a good day.

I'm not afraid to die, once I'm dead I won't be having any experience at all; good nor bad. The events leading *up* to death might be very unpleasant though, and I don't look forward to that period.

Death itself is nothing to fear though, just like how when you're asleep at night and not having a dream, you simply have no experience. It'll be fine, don't worry.

[Jibartik]

Either that or your mom will be waiting to hit you with a wooden spoon cus she saw all those masterbates you were doin till the day you died.

[unsunghero]

The events leading *up* to death might be very unpleasant though, and I don't look forward to that period.


Not that I want to be recommending suicide, but if quality of life due to terminal illness and physical pain is terrible, the best method is probably a heroin or fentanyl OD

You would feel extremely good as the drug’s mental effects begin, then the drug would cause you to lose consciousness after that, then it would suppress your CNS that controls breathing, causing you to die in your sleep. So the last thing you would be aware of is feeling really really good

It’s about the most pleasant way I can think to go

[Jibartik]

*nurse runs into room

"We found a cur---"

[unsunghero]

*nurse runs into room

"We found a cur---"

Lol ya. This is exactly something I mention to clients who are struggling with medical issues, the field of healthcare continues to improve every day, we have no way of knowing if a treatment or cure is right around the corner

It’s very delicate to put that to someone living with extreme chronic pain or some other discomfort, though. They will respond that I have no idea how bad this feels, how hard it is to make it another day even

[Jibartik]

That nurse gonna run into the room when we die naturally of natural causes long from now

"we found a cure for agein---"

[Disease]

I'm halfway dead right now and it's pretty ugly. There is a murderer inside me.

The FUCKING BEAST revived itself overnight, I've been doing headstands and inducing vomiting all day. Black mucus, yummmm. At least I got to eat an egg mcmuffin and 2 hash browns from mcdonalds 2 days ago when everything was working okay.

I have a new specific diagnosis and plan tho. Exterminate the mucus. Don't count me out. I just ate 3 handfuls of trail mix after buying intestinal space with my patented therapeutic bulimia, and I feel fantastic. For now. If I hear a loud sound or step on a lego I am very likely to go Galadriel mode tho.

Let's give the American medical system a hand. I literally carry a blank check for millions of dollars for any licensed professional who wants to cure me. What's that? You're totally incompetent and want to start with cutting? Months from now? That's just great God bless you and yeah I would certainly be sooo much in the wrong if I perforated you and all your staff right here and now you filthy fucking animal. It would be so wrong of me and I would definitely never do that if death finally were looking sure for me in minecraft. I would definitely never carefully select the correct targets and do the world a favor in minecraft at a hospital and series of medical clinics in quick succession. After all I am definitely too weak to fight in minecraft even though I can somehow still pull these headstands for 20 minutes with the demonic energy building inside me.

My husband is a doctor and he said to go to the hospital as soon as possible.

[starkind]

innter stomach schizophrenia

if u have something real u are pretty fucked cuz lol docktors amiright

[Whale biologist]

Bite and beat on anyone you want until you get better please. I hope it helps. :(

[Chortles Snortles]

lol if you read it

[starkind]

turns out pokesan is more on impks side than mine

i'm fine with that impk needs him more than me

[Whale biologist]

turns out pokesan is more on impks side than mine

i'm fine with that impk needs him more than me

?

stop eating each other.

[starkind]

luv u both even if u dont' really belieb me

[Tunabros]

wonder what the world would be like if starkind shut up

[Trexller]

wonder what the world would be like if starkind shut up

again, latent.

[starkind]

Sad

[Penish]

taken out by a simulated elf thread, will he/she ever return?

lol just kidding who cares.

[starkind]

U miss her already. Hence the thread bump Penish.