Barring enchanters, what’s the most impressive thing you’ve seen?

[Natewest1987]

Aside from Charm fiascos, what’s the coolest thing you’ve ever seen someone or a small group pull off?

Also barred : dude who killed all the guards with red Wands. Yawn.

[Izmael]

That cleric soloing General was pretty dope.

[drackgon]

Cleric soloing Queen i thought was legit. The SK soloing all the city kings, was also kool. And me beating Pally in BoTB as an SK <3

[jadier]

The SK soloing all the city kings, was also kool.

I would love to watch the vid of that. Have a link? Solo'd dwarves for a few levels and kept toying with the idea of trying to solo the king, but always chickened out of even trying the pull.

[Baler]

Those monk solo videos, I don't have a link handy.
They did naggy and stuff, was pretty cool.

[Tunabros]

kelza soloed fungi king and DS in HS

i found that to be impressive af

[Danger]

My friend logged off one day, never came back

[Castle2.0]

Fastest Level 1-50 in P99 History (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=374910) (3 hours, 13 minutes, 52 seconds)

#1 DPS Character Serverwide Vanilla Era (https://streamable.com/ftle4)

Server First Priest of Discord Solo Kill (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365018)

Chief Choreographer of The Manadance™ (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359987)

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[Jibartik]

Those monk solo videos, I don't have a link handy.
They did naggy and stuff, was pretty cool.

Haha yeah those were pretty cool

[Blingy]

Old thread on the now defunct shadow knight boards. http://eqshadowknight.net/showthread.php?t=123

[Tunabros]

Fastest Level 1-50 in P99 History (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=374910) (3 hours, 13 minutes, 52 seconds)

#1 DPS Character Serverwide Vanilla Era (https://streamable.com/ftle4)

Server First Priest of Discord Solo Kill (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365018)

Chief Choreographer of The Manadance™ (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359987)

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To name a few... Links above for videos, pictures, and general wowy-wow-wowness.


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cringe!

[Castle2.0]

Respect! Jealous 8)

But what was the ALMOST most impressive thing ever...

I'll let you in on all in on a little secret... Few knew about it, but here you go.

Soloing naggy in the first weeks of Kunark.

If gnoll scrolls didn't get nerfed and EXP tables at 52+ weren't borked, it was going to happen.

Unfortunately, Devs want a museum of a sandbox frozen in time, not an actual sandbox.

But you can't solo naggy in early Kunark.

Oh, but you can. Could do it without any outside buffs and without anyone in zone, or an entire raid force watching going 'wtf is going on...' No cheats, no exploits, no bugs.

Do you believe that my being stronger or faster has anything to do with my muscles in this place? Do you think that's air you're breathing now?

Of course, the Devs would probably do (or have done) something else to screw it up, so it won't be worth a second shot.

[Jimjam]

Enchanters sure are powerful. Even in the classic period of late 90s and early 2000s we saw some amazing plays- not only by enchanters. Who can forget the first (and only?!) Sleeper kill (not warder wake)?

It is something I have been meaning to post for a few weeks. Don’t let these large group achievements and enchanter achievements distract you from the most amazing thing we’ve ever seen: that during original beta period in 1998, the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

[Ooloo]

the undertaker threw mankind off hell in a cell, and plummeted sixteen feet through an announcer's table.

And then that brutal chokeslam through the top of the cage into the ring, which apparently wasn't supposed to happen but the cage gave out. A steel chair fell through behind him and hit him in the head as he landed :eek:

bawwww gawwd king, he's dead, he's dead!!

[Tunabros]

My friend logged off one day, never came back

I felt that

[Tunabros]

First of all Castle,

you are not the fastest 1-50 because you spent like 100 years buying every single

gnoll scrolls on Norrath. think I made around 5k just from you (Thanks, I guess).

you are not the server first priest of discord kill

also "manadance" is just the trick where you play a druid, got to rings, use manastone,

gate back

nothing new

*yawns*

[Toxigen]

WYkE9tOuKAc

[Tunabros]

WYkE9tOuKAc

ok that's kinda insane

[reznor_]

WYkE9tOuKAc

legit

[cd288]

Fastest Level 1-50 in P99 History (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=374910) (3 hours, 13 minutes, 52 seconds)

#1 DPS Character Serverwide Vanilla Era (https://streamable.com/ftle4)

Server First Priest of Discord Solo Kill (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=365018)

Chief Choreographer of The Manadance™ (https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=359987)

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To name a few... Links above for videos, pictures, and general wowy-wow-wowness.


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None of your stuff is actually like impressive from a skill perspective though. It’s just either timesink or taking advantage of some mechanic for the most part. Not really in the same bucket as someone doing something crazy skilled

[Swish]

http://www.twitch.tv/sugz4

Always been some impressive solo, but lately going into Howling Stones and soloing on a bard is something else... <3

[Tunabros]

http://www.twitch.tv/sugz4

Always been some impressive solo, but lately going into Howling Stones and soloing on a bard is something else... <3

agree with this

it was definitely worth the watch

I had no idea bards can even solo in there haha

[Castle2.0]

Same old negative nancies, looking like a bunch of sad jealous patsies. *deep breathe* mmmmm tastes good.

But I must answers such silly accusations and falsehoods for elven posterity's sake.

*whining because no meaningful achievements of his own such that he needs to try to tear down others incredibly impressive arguments with weak arguments.*

1) 1-50 fastest: I was fastest 1-50, period. But nice try with the "zomg your armor took time to camp, your scrolls took time to buy/camp, you took years to learn the game."

2) PoD: I was server first PoD kill. Got screenies to prove it? Your proof? Nice try, not really.

3) manadance: Laughable. Don't you play Druid? No druid heal is efficient enough to net ANY mana on manastone. Man, you look DUMB! Manastone 3:1, best druid heal? 2.2:1. Also... you can do it on wizard -_-

It's okay, you probably didn't even watch the video because you'd burst into flames of jealousy... and die.

But so people don't get the manadance wrong, check it out here people: https://streamable.com/hzj1qj

None of your stuff is actually like impressive from a skill perspective though. It’s just either timesink or taking advantage of some mechanic for the most part. Not really in the same bucket as someone doing something crazy skilled
Well, I would be willing to wager I can click on your head faster and more often than you can click on mine in an FPS game. This is not only a functional life skill, it makes me a better person than you. Yes, I most certainly have added this to my resume.

EQ is putting in lots of time to achieve. I put in lots of time, but achieved things no one else has and achieved things before any else did on the server =)

You're welcome. I don't dunk on people often because I am too busy being awesome doing other things. But from time to time I will grace a worthy dunkee with a dunk, and you guys are worthy =)

[cd288]

Same old negative nancies, looking like a bunch of sad jealous patsies. *deep breathe* mmmmm tastes good.

But I must answers such silly accusations and falsehoods for elven posterity's sake.



1) 1-50 fastest: I was fastest 1-50, period. But nice try with the "zomg your armor took time to camp, your scrolls took time to buy/camp, you took years to learn the game."

2) PoD: I was server first PoD kill. Got screenies to prove it? Your proof? Nice try, not really.

3) manadance: Laughable. Don't you play Druid? No druid heal is efficient enough to net ANY mana on manastone. Man, you look DUMB! Manastone 3:1, best druid heal? 2.2:1. Also... you can do it on wizard -_-

It's okay, you probably didn't even watch the video because you'd burst into flames of jealousy... and die.

But so people don't get the manadance wrong, check it out here people: https://streamable.com/hzj1qj


Well, I would be willing to wager I can click on your head faster and more often than you can click on mine in an FPS game. This is not only a functional life skill, it makes me a better person than you. Yes, I most certainly have added this to my resume.

EQ is putting in lots of time to achieve. I put in lots of time, but achieved things no one else has and achieved things before any else did on the server =)

You're welcome. I don't dunk on people often because I am too busy being awesome doing other things. But from time to time I will grace a worthy dunkee with a dunk, and you guys are worthy =)

Well I give you credit for the creative edit of my username. I don’t think you can leave out the time it took you to camp the scrolls though; that’s literally the time it took to get the things you used to give your character the exp to level from 1-50, not really fair to not include that time.

Also PoD would be impressive if you were the first person to ever do it not “server first”

[Tunabros]

this man has such a huge ego that it's laughable and slightly cringe

take a look at my cleric or shaman on blue

all done without bragging on the forums

hope this helps

[Castle2.0]

Spurious argument already answered. If you want to create your own special rules 1-50 "Fastest 1-50 but without any quest exp and wearing a blue suit" go for it man. If you do it faster than me, you can even claim "fastest 1-50." But until then... keep dreaming.

I took a toon from character creation to ding 50, faster than anyone in P99 history and likely will ever be in P99 history.

Thank you for your opinion on what is impressive and isn't. Cheerio.

Tunasammic, thank you for the naked ad hominem. It lets me know you have mentally quit once your hollow arguments were shot through. Cheerio.

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/MvFdVjW.png

[Castle2.0]

https://i.imgur.com/MvFdVjW.png

Reporting you to the mods for doxxing via posting personal photos.

[Tunabros]

YIKES BIG YIKES

[Jibartik]

The most impressive thing I’ve ever seen as when Jeromy got that one guy booted from the guild because he used the same IP in discord or something.

[jadier]

Hey Castle, remember when the OP asked for people to say impressive things they’d seen and you hijacked it with some bullshit no one cares about?

Then remember that time you got crazy aggro on folks for not caring about your nonsense?

Cool, let’s move on and go back to people posting descriptions and links to impressive things we’ve seen others do instead of making yet another thread Castle’s Therapy Alternative.

[drackgon]

just be smart put castle on ignore like everyone else does. it works wonders. Hes useless, and green is better off him not playing anymore

[Castle2.0]

Jaded and datgon, the 4 Mutterteers of complainers is now complete. Thank you both for chiming in.

I know you're all impressed with my achievements. Thank you for your subtle and indirect homage. Cheerio.

[Tunabros]

cringe!

[Bardp1999]

Detoxx soloing ragefire was pretty cool

[Tethler]

I know you're all impressed with my achievements. Thank you for your subtle and indirect homage. Cheerio.

Your quick leveling was kinda neat (impressive though? questionable. It just cost you time and plat), but nobody cares because you're so fkn arrogant that nobody can stand you.

I'm sure you'll also claim that I'm jealous/impressed because your massive ego won't allow for anything else.

[Tunabros]

Detoxx soloing ragefire was pretty cool

think Aikons did it first

but impressive nonetheless!

[Castle2.0]

Your quick leveling was kinda neat...

...I'm jealous/impressed because your massive ego won't allow for anything else.

Thanks.

P.S. Ragefire solo pretty cool.

[Tethler]

Thanks.


Any time

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/MvFdVjW.png

lol

[Tunabros]

Castle 2.0 is the type of guy to show off to all the other kindergarteners that he knows

how to spell "elephant" or multiply "2 x2"

then goes home to get beat by his dad and eat sand

[Guesty07]

Dogz is once drink full stack of ogre swill in one go. It most impressive thing Dogz ever see

[Castle2.0]

+1 for Dogz

Tunabros,

總有一天，台灣回到中國手裡。

物归原主，哥们儿^_^

[Tunabros]

+1 for Dogz

Tunabros,

總有一天，台灣回到中國手裡。

物归原主，哥们儿^_^

YIKES

gets so mad, he starts to rant about chinese propaganda

YIKES

[JDAm0nk]

http://www.twitch.tv/sugz4

Always been some impressive solo, but lately going into Howling Stones and soloing on a bard is something else... <3

This is super cool! Thanks for sharing.

[Tilien]

Castle had a good formula: do something mundane, make a big deal of it, get people mad, repeat. And clearly it was never over played, given the reaction of this thread. He coulda left a comedy legend or continued his reign, but instead his career is dropping fast trying to rehash old material. Dissapointing.

[Ananka]

Wasn't there multiple people handing you those scrolls while you were doing the turn ins. Could that really be counted as solo?

[Castle2.0]

Wasn't there multiple people handing you those scrolls while you were doing the turn ins. Could that really be counted as solo?

Rumor had it I was boxing all of those toons, so that would still be solo then, wouldn't it?

But really now... Twas solo experience. No outside healer or monk damaging mobs and FD em low on me.

Twas a legit and successful P99 All-Time Hall of Fame Record Attempt (P99ATHoFRA.)

[Tunabros]

I think castle 2.0 got banned

I haven't seen him in-game for a while

unless he's trying to come up with some cringe new "achievement" to show the forums

how big his dick is

[Swish]

In other words yes people were handing him the scrolls.

[Castle2.0]

Castle had a good formula: do something mundane, make a big deal of it, get people mad, repeat. And clearly it was never over played, given the reaction of this thread. He coulda left a comedy legend or continued his reign, but instead his career is dropping fast trying to rehash old material. Dissapointing.

Naw, you just aren't seeing my 'new material' ;) Life is busy. No time or desire to do big stuff in EQ. Anything I wanted to do I've already done, or is no longer worth attempting due to Devs wanting a museum instead of a sandbox.

If it was more of a sandbox, you guys really would have gotten a show in Kunark and Velious.

Doing big stuff elsewhere. I'm sorry you'll never see the material I had planned for EQ, or the material I am doing IRL. <3 go outside.

[Tunabros]

poor souls

[Tethler]

Doing big stuff elsewhere. I'm sorry you'll never see the material I had planned for EQ, or the material I am doing IRL.

Can you recreate the Statue of David in corpse art pls?

[derpcake2]

The whining from various groups and certain people is extremely impressive.

[Castle2.0]

Can you recreate the Statue of David in corpse art pls?

Below my pay grade.

[Bardp1999]

Doing big stuff elsewhere. I'm sorry you'll never see the material I had planned for EQ, or the material I am doing IRL. <3 go outside.

You creating an amine about middle-aged men in dog suits saving planet cringe? That would be my guess

[Castle2.0]

You creating an amine about middle-aged men in dog suits saving planet cringe? That would be my guess

I mean... there is a book in the works. Not sure if I say 'hot' or 'cold.'

[Tunabros]

shut up you cringe you ..AUGHGHDDDHFD

[cd288]

Nothing sadder than someone who doesn’t play on P99 but can’t move on with their life and still comes to the forums

[starkind]

the best achievements in this game are rogue achievements bar none,

second to that maybe paladin achievements

than maybe wizard achievements

because those classes have the funnest limitations and are the funnest to play


#1 DPS Character Serverwide Vanilla Era (https://streamable.com/ftle4)


UI and song not classic. Would watch again tho :P

Old thread on the now defunct shadow knight boards. http://eqshadowknight.net/showthread.php?t=123

thread not even classic from 2006 era

[Castle2.0]

Nothing sadder than someone who doesn’t play on P99 but can’t move on with their life and still comes to the forums

I am retired, but it doesn't mean I don't ever log in. Also, the forums are great entertainment. I don't need to be a participant to turn on the tube to Jerry Springer, do I? :D

[Tunabros]

I am retired, but it doesn't mean I don't ever log in. Also, the forums are great entertainment. I don't need to be a participant to turn on the tube to Jerry Springer, do I? :D

silence, wench

[Toxigen]

yells in weaponized autism

[Tunabros]

all words aside, I saw this enchanter on youtube solo the chardok prince which I found

to be impressive

This was a while back but I decided to try to solo it

Took me quite a bit (no video unfortunately) but I was buffed to the balls with shaman +

druid buffs + also had an aegolism

so not really a solo but I was super proud of myself :D

[Castle2.0]

yells in weaponized autism

True if big.

[Allishia]

think Aikons did it first

but impressive nonetheless!

Ya, also aikons didn't burn clickys, pretty sure detox used a soul fire click or two :p

Hard for war to compete with mend and that lizard ac!

[Tethler]

Below my pay grade.

The statue is a masterpiece. Don't act like Michelangelo is beneath you.

Intricate corpse art requires planning and precision work, even using corpses from different races for different visual effects. Way more impressive than turning in scrolls to an npc for 3 hours.