My favorite posters.

[starkind]

Pink Grapefruit
Jibartik
Imperiouskitten
Gustoo
Jimjam
Whale Biologist (Time for him or her or xer to reroll tho.)
Unsunghero, I'm rly warming up2u.

If you're not on here I still love you, I just don't obsessively hang off of every word you submit.

[loramin]

Jimjam

The true hero of these forums.

[Jibartik]

This is still my favorite poster

https://i.imgur.com/QohoiDY.png

[Jimjam]

��☺️��☺️��☺️

[Mblake1981]

This is still my favorite poster

https://i.imgur.com/QohoiDY.png

i am unironically that guy

https://i.imgur.com/LzW0rCu.jpg

[Tunabros]

starkind is my number 1 most annoying bitch on this platform

[Mblake1981]

i was curious if an equivalent poster had been done yet for Elons Teslas Kitchen Appliances, found some independent things some instagram chics have made but mostly discouraging current year stuff.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/aF2mvUY.png

vs.

https://i.imgur.com/fr3maoF.png

[starkind]

Mblake1981 has good taste and every now and then makes the cut.

I too prefer the old school posters.

[pink grapefruit]

Unpopular (??) opinion: car posters trashy af.

Excellent thread otherwise. I wouldn't want to give some of my favorites a big head, but starkind and gustoo are both on there. Also cecily, but she too busy with rl atm to funnel much creative energy into snarky nerdposts.

ily guys

[starkind]

Unpopular (??) opinion: car posters trashy af.

Excellent thread otherwise. I wouldn't want to give some of my favorites a big head, but starkind and gustoo are both on there. Also cecily, but she too busy with rl atm to funnel much creative energy into snarky nerdposts.

ily guys

Yeah.

Cecily should post more.

[Jibartik]

I miss halflingspergard sooooo much

[starkind]

I miss halflingspergard sooooo much

I think it's Mesocyclone.

[starkind]

I think it's Mesocyclone.

Either that or he's Gwaihir.

I miss him 2.

Doesn't make the list tho.

[Whale biologist]

https://i.imgur.com/fr3maoF.png

2nd pic I thought was 3 people, but no, it's just the blue shirt persons big ass.

[Jibartik]

You know what chuckles my sides? When I see CNN talk about the other missing women besides gabby like anyone gives a shit lol

[Gatordash]

You know what chuckles my sides? When I see CNN talk about the other missing women besides gabby like anyone gives a shit lol

hot blondes or gtfo

[unsunghero]

“The halo effect is a cognitive bias that claims that positive impressions of people, brands, and products in one area positively influence our feelings in another area”

An example of the halo effect is when one assumes that a good-looking person in a photograph is also an overall good person. This error in judgment reflects one's individual preferences, prejudices, ideology, and social perception”
https://thedecisionlab.com/biases/halo-effect/

[Jimjam]

All posters with barbarian or halfling energy get a shout out.

[Mblake1981]

Unpopular (??) opinion: car posters trashy af.

its not popular or not, its guy interest. You would make an excellent modern games developer though, you have the right think.

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/2jsK9Qv.jpg

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/qWdsoii.jpg

[Mblake1981]

*deep facial grimace*

[starkind]

*deep facial grimace*

I don't find it attractive either.

It's a rly A+ troll from miss elf jewelry ears tho :p

[Mblake1981]

this thread is now about good posters from back in the day.

Straight males - 1
Ts - 1,000,000

About time a guy got to shit up one of your threads with something you find trashy.

https://i.imgur.com/69uoSGI.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/YUPT7NG.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/HQgqsNj.jpg

[Mblake1981]

Hand these on the wall instead of visiting a shady doctor with snips.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/3uOODGB.jpg

[Fammaden]

Honda Civic, now we're talking.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/VSWJvNI.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/ZZcTihR.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/TkjMavH.jpg

[Cecily]

These women look sooo much more comfortable and happy than the ones in the grandpa porn. I think that's way more attractive.

https://i.imgur.com/fr3maoF.png

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/L3F9ET5.jpg

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/Xm0QP3J.jpg

[Mblake1981]

These women look sooo much more comfortable and happy than the ones in the grandpa porn. I think that's way more attractive.

Grandpa porn says the chopper.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/Xm0QP3J.jpg

Right hand drive, where do you live lol

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/vZehnj4.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/3H10y4X.jpg

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/TwivdTD.jpg

[Mblake1981]

^ repulsive but par for the course

https://i.imgur.com/Nbb7GEf.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/Ngd0s7w.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/mu9lXJI.jpg

[starkind]

I got radical acceptance for all the steers and queers.

You're right tho. The modern ones look happier. Except bottom right. She's got that deer in headlights 10,000 yard stare I used to have before I chilled out some. There's some deeply repressed traumatic yikes in some of these so called happy hippies. Male, female, or otherwise. Buying a Tesla and doing a tasteful politically correct photoshoot won't correct that.

TLDR she looks a bit like some weird super woke amish housewife, just with 2020s approved amount of skin showing and a Tesla behind her. Tsk tsk if you didn't see it.

I would love a real female to weigh in here. (We all suck and are gay and dumb ik.) Don't out urself on this board.

[Mblake1981]

Don't out urself on this board.

no no please do, rub it in all our faces for years then suddenly pull back when everyone knows its a 250lb dude in a wig.

[starkind]

I got radical acceptance for all the steers and queers.

You're right tho. The modern ones look happier. Except bottom right. She's got that deer in headlights 10,000 yard stare I used to have before I chilled out some. There's some deeply repressed traumatic yikes in some of these so called happy hippies. Male, female, or otherwise. Buying a Tesla and doing a tasteful politically correct photoshoot won't correct that.

TLDR she looks a bit like some weird super woke amish housewife, just with 2020s approved amount of skin showing and a Tesla behind her. Tsk tsk if you didn't see it.

I would love a real female to weigh in here. (We all suck and are gay and dumb ik.) Don't out urself on this board.


For reference.

https://i.imgur.com/OcVt0bM.jpg

There's more of the car in that pic than her. Plus the car got the golden ratio treatment and she's off the sight lines.

Whoever took that picture loves the car more than her.

Sorry to be a mean girl. There's nothing wrong with the woman, whoever she is I wish her well and hope she never sees this commentary. If she does, it's not your fault your invisible partner is a fucking bag of dicks.

[starkind]

no no please do, rub it in all our faces for years then suddenly pull back when everyone knows its a 250lb dude in a wig.

I wish I saved that pic of me on the toilet. That rly was me.

Thirst it up baby. I need your internet energy. It's the only way a sexless internet vampyre gets off.

[Mblake1981]

trying to fathom how many braincells just died from reading that.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/KrfgjCZ.jpg

[Cecily]

trying to fathom how many braincells just died from reading that.

[starkind]

trying to fathom how many braincells just died from reading that.

Time to log into red99 or just paost more of your favorite pictures.

I like em, I'm not the one judging. I'd almost sell my soul for a hot 20 year old body and 81 Ferrari.

[Cecily]

https://i.imgur.com/Ngd0s7w.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/KrfgjCZ.jpg

[Mblake1981]

and all that coolness replaced by Elons stale vision of what performance is.. a goddamn ipad with wheels that appeals to the blandest segments of the nation.

its a goddamn shame the electric 'Plaid' version is so fast. So we have to go to the next comparison, cool factor. Tesla is somewhere down the list with Bed, Bath and Beyond and Tmobile.

[Mblake1981]

durr

you fail to understand the insidiousness of your own kind then.

[starkind]

@Cecily u either don't remember the pic or the context and it won the day on the forums. Was way hotter than anything posted in this thread and 100% funny and not at all self deprecating yet humble.

You even gave me a thumbs up that day. Sorry the troublesome rat race is tearing at your soul.

I'm still rooting for you to win.

[starkind]

and all that coolness replaced by Elons stale vision of what performance is.. a goddamn ipad with wheels that appeals to the blandest segments of the nation.

its a goddamn shame the electric 'Plaid' version is so fast. So we have to go to the next comparison, cool factor. Tesla is somewhere down the list with Bed, Bath and Beyond and Tmobile.

I agree his new boxy square edgy cyberypunk one was a step in the right direction imo tho.

[starkind]

@mblake1981 I do appreciate the attention and goading to do better, do not feel obligated 2 reply tho :p

[Cecily]

If cars aren't aerodynamic, we're never getting flying ones. IMO, at worst, the woman had a fake smile, and I took it to be her car. Deep history of trauma and the person loves the car more than her is LIITTTTTLE bit of projection maybe.

[Mblake1981]

lol.. god

flying cars when a good portion of the populace can't figure out what the left lane is for.. after passing the tests to get the license. It would be automated flight at best and with the way things are trending you can count that out completely.

Go ride a covid amtrak train by Gov. sponsor.

[Mblake1981]

"left lane is my living room lay-z-boy"

-Fucking Oblivious

[starkind]

lol.. god

flying cars when a good portion of the populace can't figure out what the left lane is for.. after passing the tests to get the license. It would be automated flight at best and with the way things are trending you can count that out completely.

Go ride a covid amtrak train by Gov. sponsor.

Plz make thread about straight male idealotry again.

this thread is now about good posters from back in the day.

Straight males - 1
Ts - 1,000,000

About time a guy got to shit up one of your threads with something you find trashy.

https://i.imgur.com/69uoSGI.jpg

[Mblake1981]

oh and then you got the solid assholes that are aware and get off on that shit. Motherfucker give me a front bumper ram and off the side they go... get fucked

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/8wtugLW.jpg

[Mblake1981]

About a year ago some dumb lady in her cross-over SUV thought she was a real hot shit and jerked her ass right out in front of me. She couldn't brake check me either. Managed to get around that lump of mashed potatos behind the wheel.. pissed her off something fierce.

She matched my speed and shot me the finger, shot her one back. She was so focused on me she failed to see the car stopping in front of her. Spun out in dramatic fashion. No one was harmed which is why i share this story.. but by god it felt good that day.

[Mblake1981]

double checked my rear view, seen the cloud of smoke around her spinning kitchen appliance with wheels. Made sure there was no accident, pressed the clutch and shifted to 6th.. hauled ass onward.

[starkind]

About a year ago some dumb lady in her cross-over SUV thought she was a real hot shit and jerked her ass right out in front of me. She couldn't brake check me either. Managed to get around that lump of mashed potatos behind the wheel.. pissed her off something fierce.

She matched my speed and shot me the finger, shot her one back. She was so focused on me she failed to see the car stopping in front of her. Spun out in dramatic fashion. No one was harmed which is why i share this story.. but by god it felt good that day.

double checked my rear view, seen the cloud of smoke around her spinning kitchen appliance with wheels. Made sure there was no accident, pressed the clutch and shifted to 6th.. hauled ass onward.

If it's any consolation, I completely understand how you feel and if I was Emporxer I would appoint imperial royal road guards in giant mechs with PPCs, autocannons, and rockets to ensure even the common people had safe, comfortable, orderly commutes.

[Cecily]

10/10 active listening skills. Good job! Lol at that google search.

[starkind]

I'm really glad you checked on them.

It's not your fault she was out of control. I'm glad you got away from that situation.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/IfoomsO.jpg

[Cecily]

Why are you so angry? What the fuck? You are always like this! Just a big crybaby. I don't understand you. I guess all men are like that driving. No, you listen to me. You've been like this all day. I think we should break up.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/4y9tnpi.jpg

[unsunghero]

The only car channel I subscribe to, stumbled onto her after I enjoyed her review of the midsize pickup I ended up later buying (Tacoma)

She’s pretty cute, has a good sense of humor, and really knows her shit about cars, including working on them and detailing her current projects

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=58QC-f5d6tw

[baconeggs]

Wasn't there a "Rodolfo" or "Rodondoe" who posted tons of crap troll stuff?

[Whale biologist]

the wimmen ought to make us a chowdah with all these clams blake brought

[Tunabros]

disappointed I'm not starcringe's favorite poster

[pink grapefruit]

disappointed I'm not starcringe's favorite poster

https://i.imgur.com/H910dqZ.jpg

I have faith in you tuna. You'll manage it soon!!