Chucking along...

[stormlord]

When you talk behind his back, he leads you...
When you talk in front of him, you're just in his way...

[Tumdumm]

i dont get it

[Ihealyou]

Put your hand down my pants, and I bet you'll find nuts.

[Rellika]

If this is another chuck norris thread then fucking kill yourself fag. This horse has been dead for way too long.

[Knuckle]

Chuck Norris doesn't cut grass, he dares it to grow.

[Pico]

when chuck norris masturbated his penis fell off

[lanystvyl]

The big bang theory: The big bang theory was simply Chuck Norris punching a black hole

[Ozudin]

1176

[Heartbeats]

Chuck Norris counted to infinity. Twice.

[gnomishfirework]

Chuck Norris is an actor who has been in movies and television shows.

[Heartbeats]

When Chuck Norris jumps in the pool, he doesn't get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.

[Hasbinbad]

Put your hand down my pants, and I bet you'll find nuts.
I prefer Jimmy Pop's older work; I find that The Bad Touch was more commercially oriented, and lacked the raw, unapologetic feel of songs like You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY2EaxH1_EQ), or She Ain't Got No Legs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyFn6NR3wGM).

[Heartbeats]

Right Turn Clyde might be one of the most clever songs I've ever heard. Not that the majority of their songs aren't. "All in all you're just another dick with no balls." About some guy who beats his girl. Brilliant

[Ihealyou]

I prefer Jimmy Pop's older work; I find that The Bad Touch was more commercially oriented, and lacked the raw, unapologetic feel of songs like You're Pretty When I'm Drunk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fY2EaxH1_EQ), or She Ain't Got No Legs (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JyFn6NR3wGM).

Do you like Phill Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan since the release of their 1980 album, Duke.