I would like...

[slard271]

...more free things. Who can accommodate this request? I need liek an AOC of Everquest magnitude here or it's simply not worth my time. I very explicitly wish to do nothing to procure (duh) said free things. Asking for a friend who hopes this helps.

[Whale biologist]

What would you normally do to get these things?

Defeat dragons?

[Trexller]

I like the cut of yer jib.

Meet me at the bottom of the N TOV lava pit.

I might be late, so keep waiting.

[Grumph]

Join a guild with 30 members where as the 31st member (dps preferably) you’ll be able to kill Vindi.

Help said guild kill Vindi by pressing auto attack (preferably).

Congratulations. You now have a ticket to the draft.

What’s more. I don’t believe there’s any restrictions on selling loot off drafted mobs. And with the time to schedule kills beforehand im sure you could arrange for potential buyers.

All that to say… you could honestly consider these liquid assets at time if awuisition. Kinda nice.

[Tunabros]

takp for you buddy

[Ravager]

...more free things. Who can accommodate this request? I need liek an AOC of Everquest magnitude here or it's simply not worth my time. I very explicitly wish to do nothing to procure (duh) said free things. Asking for a friend who hopes this helps.

Playing a subscription based game on a free hobby server is a good start. Now just go get him an OLPC and he can play from the library parking lot and he's golden. If there's a bakery nearby, he can get perfectly good day old doughnuts free from the dumpster too. Just make sure he gets there early enough to compete with the other bums who are too lazy to work for their trash doughnuts. After all, we wouldn't want them to get free handouts without putting in the effort to earn them.

[Chortles Snortles]

saw a really disbelieved dude playing an MMO in a library once
people really do this