Sirken is still GMing

[TomisFeline]

I purport:

Sirken is still GMing under another name.

Rogbog had to address the scandal and as the clear headed, not painted by pixel list like you lot, thinkers they are, they didn't throw the baby out with the bathwater.

Sirken was the most valuable GM they had, with a long record of quality service. Yes, he went to horny jail, but Sirken loved this shit and Rogbog got a lot of value out of him so they made an agreement to appease the pixel lust mob and silently transfer Sirken to a new identity like the Catholic Church does priests caught diddling kids.

Furthermore, and if memory serves, I recall a post by I believe Rogean, which said something along the lines of 'etc. etc. Sirken horny jail, not entirely removed from project, may work in other capacity within the project' (aka still a GM, different name)

Everyone won, except for continuity of Sirken's identity.

Thank you for attending my conspiracy talk. Please posts your thoughts and/or vitriol below.

[TomisFeline]

lust not list*

[Toryas]

This will be good.

[Valakut]

I'm not even convinced he's alive anymore.

https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2020/01/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-grisly-slaying-of-kevin-bacon.html

Allegedly he tried to meet up with someone on a dating app and things went bad.

[Bardp1999]

i purport:

you wrong son

[Halox]

I'm not even convinced he's alive anymore.

https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2020/01/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-grisly-slaying-of-kevin-bacon.html

Allegedly he tried to meet up with someone on a dating app and things went bad.

That's like 10 miles from my place.

[galach]

And I'm Superman

[Tunabros]

Yes, he went to horny jail, but Sirken loved this shit and Rogbog got a lot of value out of him so they made an agreement to appease the pixel lust mob and silently transfer Sirken to a new identity like the Catholic Church does priests caught diddling kids.


lol

[Toxigen]

dump out dem tiddies

[Endorra]

dump out dem tiddies

When you really think about it, it's all the tiddies' fault.

[TomisFeline]

And I'm Superman

in the matrix 3 agent Smith flies around like a moronic superman.

Sirken's avatar was an image of agent Smith in the matrix 3

galach saying I am superman is an admission to indeed being sirken.

[TomisFeline]

consider:

sirken gets shamed and all of a sudden *new* GM's apparate quicker than Dobby to his master's summons.

[TomisFeline]

I'm not even convinced he's alive anymore.

https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2020/01/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-grisly-slaying-of-kevin-bacon.html

man I don't know the details of how this is supposedly meant to potentially be him, but that is grisly and I can only hope it's not.

...you would think we would hear from him if he was just disgraced, unless of course we don't hear from him because he's still getting his eq fix pumped into his skull GMing under another name.
Allegedly he tried to meet up with someone on a dating app and things went bad.

[wuanahto]

If I am taking the OPs post to heart without doing research on p99s horny jail scene..

Do folks not know about cheap TPE Lovedolls? You can get some knockoffs on Amazon for 500-1000 usd. I think they are under "health and sexual wellness" tab. I spent some time looking at some of them last week and found a neat little toned half elf looking one. Problem now is trying to find someone who can do a custom leather outfit job that can accommodate fantasy proportions and a yellow bikini bottom.

[wuanahto]

consider:

sirken gets shamed and all of a sudden *new* GM's apparate quicker than Dobby to his master's summons.

You ruined that sock scene for me. Ganna think about it every time it reairs on syfy

[Argh]

Sirken was the best GM this server has ever had.

[Whale biologist]

in the matrix 3 agent Smith flies around like a moronic superman.

Sirken's avatar was an image of agent Smith in the matrix 3

galach saying I am superman is an admission to indeed being sirken.

https://i.imgur.com/BvibRSs.png

[Mendo]

Sirken was the best GM this server has ever had.

I miss his twitch sirken casts

[Tunabros]

I miss his twitch sirken casts

[wuanahto]

I miss his twitch sirken casts

He can get a voice changing app and get one of those anime/3d streamer avatars and still do it. Devs here reverse engineered 20 year old technology, they can probably setup some big titty female dominatrix dark elf avatar to snipe boxers/rmters/cheaters

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7ioCrKizwI
is an example

[Tunabros]

i think sirken is menden

except menden isn't a simp

probably will get banned for saying this

[Ripqozko]

Diamondfist did cuck him.
Luckily cuck is #2 most viewed porn.

Hope that helps.

[Swish]

https://i.imgur.com/yVu1CJM.png

https://i.imgur.com/OgQPHLN.jpg

[Ratchet51]

I'm not even convinced he's alive anymore.

https://www.mlive.com/news/flint/2020/01/what-we-know-so-far-about-the-grisly-slaying-of-kevin-bacon.html

Allegedly he tried to meet up with someone on a dating app and things went bad.

Lol what a rascal.

[getsome]

Luckily they are not slandering the community, as slander is a defamatory statement that is oral.

[Freakish]

You're libel to make someone mad with your posts getsome.

[Elizondo]

How amazing were the bitties for Sirken to throw it all away

[branamil]

if he were still here, you'd have been banned ingame and inforum for daring to question that insecure little weasel

[Convict]

How amazing were the bitties for Sirken to throw it all away

probably only needed to be 3/10 or better tbh

[busted]

Bring back Sirken!

He was great!

[Ravager]

What did he throw away? Volunteer babysitting?

[apathe]

Sirken was the best GM this server has ever had.

No offense to any other GMs, but there is something to be said for a GM being so devoted. Sirken treated the game like it was his full time job.

[Penish]

I think hes busy "menden" some bridges hee hee

[Gustoo]

I miss sirken because back then red had a lot of GM action and was thriving in its way. Now is so quiet.

[Teako]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

[Trexller]

+1 to menden = sirken

[Tunabros]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

LOL

[Tethler]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

lul

[AenorVZ]

Galach is Tupac.

[myrddraal]

No offense to any other GMs, but there is something to be said for a GM being so devoted. Sirken treated the game like it was his full time job.

A lot of over immersed neck beards treat p99 like their full time job too.

[MaCtastic]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

Which sirken cast is this, I need to make some GINA triggers.

[k9quaint]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

Yikes.

[Morgrom]

sirkEN
mendEN.

OP is on to something...

[loramin]

sirkEN
mendEN.

OP is on to something...

https://i.imgur.com/LbIWmK1.gif

[Strifer]

He prolly went to TAKP, given his extensive resume in the GM position. Or some other project.

Kinda makes me sad since from the outside he was a pretty good dude, highly involved in the community...albeit now we know maybe a little too involved...

I'd still buy him a beer, he was always cool to me at least...especially if it meant I also got a guise or manastone huehue

[Tunabros]

sirken went booba mode

rip

[Arvan]

Boobs etc. are infinitely more important than p99. Praise to saint sirkdawg.

[slard271]

sirkEN
mendEN.

OP is on to something...

s i r k (toss: e n)
19 9 18 11 5 14
m e n d (toss: e n)
13 5 14 4 5 14
("sirk")4*("mend")4 == 16, (19 + 9 + 18 + 11 + 13 + 5 + 14 + 4) - (5 + 14 + 5 + 14) == 93 - 38 == 55 + ("sirk")4("mend")4 == 99
16, 99
p 99
16 99

Confirmed.

[Chortles Snortles]

FALSE
Sirken wouldn’t have suspended me for taking ownership of my camp (dispelling stolen mobs)

[Tunabros]

FALSE
Sirken wouldn’t have suspended me for taking ownership of my camp (dispelling stolen mobs)

GuK

[starkind]

Lust and list are definitely interchangeable anyway imo.

[Worry]

FALSE
Sirken wouldn’t have suspended me for taking ownership of my camp (dispelling stolen mobs) saw your corpse in lguk and sat on it for a solid 30 minutes.

[Boptop]

sirken went booba mode

rip

booba the big

[Lewkeng]

Would be some serious suspentions and many would of been banned long fucking time ago if he was still GM”n, sirken played no games when it came to raiding

[Zekayy]

Bruh

[Zekayy]

in the matrix 3 agent Smith flies around like a moronic superman.

Sirken's avatar was an image of agent Smith in the matrix 3

galach saying I am superman is an admission to indeed being sirken.

nah Sirken is not Galach I know galach is but I wont say

[Sirken]

talking about me three years later isn't helping my over inflated ego guys.

love ya nerds (except the ones I don't)

<3

[Naonak]

Oh wow. The one and mighty Sirken

[Hideousclaw]

talking about me three years later isn't helping my over inflated ego guys.

love ya nerds (except the ones I don't)

<3

hah!

[eisley]

talking about me three years later isn't helping my over inflated ego guys.

love ya nerds (except the ones I don't)

<3

i'm feeling some vallon zek energy here

[AenorVZ]

i'm feeling some vallon zek energy here

[starkind]

Lol what a rascal.

Someone summoned Satan or lucifer, not sure which. Too much synchronicity between former and future events.

Sirken was s great GM. People need to stop expecting the staff to be complete robots and perfect. We already tear down eachothers humanity enough.

[Jimjam]

Someone summoned Satan or lucifer, not sure which. Too much synchronicity between former and future events.

Sirken was s great GM. People need to stop expecting the staff to be complete robots and perfect. We already tear down eachothers humanity enough.

He didn't do anything I wouldn't have done, but he did do a lot more than I ever could have. Certainly has my respect still.

[bubur]

sirken when are you going to reveal off-topic as a giant honeypot

i just want to talk about game of thrones again holy fuck

[Jimjam]

He didn't do anything I wouldn't have done, but he did do a lot more than I ever could have. Certainly has my respect still.

except when he changed my monk's name to Swedish pop act reference (Abba) ... now she is the pulling queen!!

[branamil]

Someone summoned Satan or lucifer, not sure which. Too much synchronicity between former and future events.

Sirken was s great GM. People need to stop expecting the staff to be complete robots and perfect. We already tear down eachothers humanity enough.

You mean like when he used GM powers to favor certain guilds and girl crushes, then banned anyone who dared call him out, and perma-banned peoples characters when they called him out on the forums? He was an awful, power abusing , insecure little weasel

[Trexller]

You mean like when he used GM powers to favor certain guilds and girl crushes, then banned anyone who dared call him out, and perma-banned peoples characters when they called him out on the forums? He was an awful, power abusing , insecure little weasel

[starkind]

woa i didn't say all that

Would you rather have GM Sirken or GM Starkind, I could still, ya'know app and move on to VZTZ as my home away from home <3

TBH i would voulenteer to GM red, only if they let me set the rules tho, and I became defacto Judge Jury and Excecutioner :p (it would be fair)

[Chortles Snortles]

the things we do for elf booba

[Vheran]

lmao

[Croco]

talking about me three years later isn't helping my over inflated ego guys.

love ya nerds (except the ones I don't)

<3

you are missed

[Tunabros]

talking about me three years later isn't helping my over inflated ego guys.

love ya nerds (except the ones I don't)

<3

come back

you know you want to

we forgive you

[farladar]

something something Core... something something please don't ban me

[Ripqozko]

something something Core... something something please don't ban me

some say core is still banned out their in the aether.

[auura]

Hate him if you want, but in a meeting Sirken once told Detoxx "Shut up Tony, the adults are talking."

Detoxx was FURIOUS and left the skype call. Sirken and I talked out the problem like adults afterwards.

Still the funniest shit I remember happening was Detoxx baby-raging in officer chat over being told to shut up because GMs would rather deal with literally anything in the world than Detoxx.

This is the type of shit we need from the GMs. Sorely missed. Eunomia was an excellent GM, too.

[Ripqozko]

This is the type of shit we need from the GMs. Sorely missed. Eunomia was an excellent GM, too.

Eunomia was the best GM until Red ran her off to project 2003.

[GinnasP99]

Grats Bladefrenzy

[Chortles Snortles]

yeah, cuz policing ooc for hurty words like PraS and fire giant is exactly what red needed
(LOL)

[tempting]

Grats Bladefrenzy

[Nitsude]

I haven't played on p99 for a while, but GMs being involved with the community is a happy memory. I've been watching aLovingRobot (https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCFl_3ktLNPYUeicLmhSvB1Q)'s interviews with a lot of the people who were involved with EQ over the years. One of the takeaway's was CSR intentionally sought out involvement with the community. I don't know if I've seen that in any modern games. Certainly didn't see it in WoW. It's part of what makes EQ different.

If I had been more involved with the hardcore raid scene maybe my opinion would be different, but my dealings with Sirken were always positive. I think most who I interacted with would say the same. Chances are the people who have shit to say probably aren't happy with any CSR they've dealt with. Pixels and all that stuff.

[MustBeNice]

Grats Bladefrenzy

[Tunabros]

this is going to be a gratz bladefrenzy