hi

[Shannacore]

http://i54.tinypic.com/24dpqn8.jpg

[Messianic]

21 years ago, you were expelled from your mother's uterus.

Bad uterus! Don't do that!

Edit: I kid... Happy birthday, for what its worth. I have difficulty jumping on the "attack tralina for stupid reasons" bandwagon...

[Knuckle]

Happy Birthday Tralina hopes it's your best one ever!!! :):):)

[xshayla701]

Knuckle 11:57 am
http://www.project1999.org/forums/showthread.php?p=308284#post308284
i think i just had a double rainbow come out of my ass

Happy Birthday Tralala~

[Knuckle]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI

[Shannacore]

AND THEN, New Mexico decided to ruin my birthday by telling me I have to take a driving class to get my big girl ID since my existing ID is an out-of-state license.

Bars here don't accept vertical IDs. GUESS I'LL SIT AT HOME AND CRY ALL NIGHT.

[Excision Rottun]

http://youtu.be/_o9mZn-Vkck

[Tewaz]

It is okay.

Bar = expensive drinks, expensive cover, expensive people.

You just need to announce your sad news to everyone you know and have them buy you a bottle to be deposited at your house.

Then you will have a stocked liquor cabinet for 1-6 months based on the lush to occasional drinker scale.

[JayDee]

Atleast Zenaitha puts out

[Doors]

Happy birthday, enjoy all the h8r tags this thread generates.

[Goofier]

Bestest Birthday Present:

The jealousy of us old farts that are more than twice your age.

Happy Birthday :)

[Hasbinbad]

Time to quit drinking. (http://www.albuquerqueaa.org/)

[Ennoia]

Happy 21st! Remember, drink a bunch of water before, during, and after getting trashed.

[Slathar]

You'll be pregnant, married, and then divorced within 5 years. Bonus points if your ex is from some MMORPG to complete the cycle of true psychotic, attention starved internet female.

[Shannacore]

You'll be pregnant, married, and then divorced within 5 years. Bonus points if your ex is from some MMORPG to complete the cycle of true psychotic, attention starved internet female.

Birth control 4 life

[nalkin]

Birth control 4 life

"The effectiveness of birth control pills depends entirely on how they are used. While the stated effectiveness is 96-99% in reality this rate is much lower, around 87%."

If those percentages are true and from the way you talk in IRC it seems like you are probabilistically overdue at this point.

[Shannacore]

"The effectiveness of birth control pills depends entirely on how they are used. While the stated effectiveness is 96-99% in reality this rate is much lower, around 87%."

If those percentages are true and from the way you talk in IRC it seems like you are probabilistically overdue at this point.

Too much residue for you, Nalkin?

[Fourthmeal]

Just get trashed at home.

[Shannacore]

Just get trashed at home.

The rad part about being 21 is that I can legally do it in public.

I've been 'getting trashed at home' for years!!

[Eyeke]

The rad part about being 21 is that I can legally do it in public.

I've been 'getting trashed at home' for years!!

he means no one wants to see you, so sit in your room and drink.

chicks are only sexy when they're drunk IF they're underage.

[Simonlol]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8npI0Xe2wi4

[Kingofqueens123]

Just get trashed at home.

no one going to make a loser comment? no one? no? Okay.

[Hasbinbad]

residue
ew

[Shannacore]

ew

mansauce, everywhere.

[Ennoia]

ew

Tralina wants your balls, man!

[Fourthmeal]

just get trashed at home

[Shannacore]

hungover

[Raavak]

Happy day after your birthday, lol

[Shannacore]

Thank you!! Was a lot of fun.

[toddfx]

Happy belated birthday, hope you got some EQ in!