the matrix SSUCCs

[Chortles Snortles]

IM 10m in and standby my Snap judgement assesment
movie suCCs

[Gustoo]

It was better than 2 or 3. Not that that’s saying a whole lot but it is.

[Whale biologist]

If The Matrix was really GOTY in 1999, here’s what it beat (https://www.polygon.com/22855572/the-matrix-resurrections-video-game-awards-statue-scene-keanu-reeves)

Chrono Cross (Square/SquareSoft)
Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater (Neversoft/Activision)
EverQuest (Verant Interactive/Sony Online Entertainment)
Final Fantasy 8 (Square/Squaresoft)
Soulcalibur (Project Soul/Namco — launched Sept. 1999 for Dreamcast)
Silent Hill (Team Silent/Konami)
System Shock 2 (Irrational Games/Electronic Arts)
Syphon Filter (Eidetic/989 Studios)

[Mblake1981]

If The Matrix was really GOTY in 1999, here’s what it beat (https://www.polygon.com/22855572/the-matrix-resurrections-video-game-awards-statue-scene-keanu-reeves)

Spike TV VGA is cringe af.

[Mblake1981]

600+ in era screenshots of classic EQ (https://imgur.com/a/FHPwN)brought to you by Leo Laporte and Kate Botello.

https://i.imgur.com/R0wAXX4.jpg

[Skarne]

Yeah man I fell asleep that movie was awful.

[azxten]

I liked it until it became the Matrix again. If it had just been Neo finding out he was delusional and had a fantasy about Trinity that never happened it would have been a great movie. It should have just continued with his slide into insanity as he realizes his life with Trinity never happened. Eventually he jumps off the building but no one is there to stop him and he plunges towards the ground screaming and the movie ends just before the impact. The audience is left wondering if he died and the whole thing was his delusional and eventual suicide or if he "self substantiates" as in the Animatrix when the kid jumps off a building and wakes up out of the Matrix instead of dying. I also had hopes when he and Trinity jumped off the building they would at least self substantiate but of course nothing ever references the Animatrix because it's actually better than all of the Matrix movies themselves.

[Jibartik]

The tagline should have been: We're going to make you remember how shitty part 2 and 3 were.

[Skarne]

600+ in era screenshots of classic EQ (https://imgur.com/a/FHPwN)brought to you by Leo Laporte and Kate Botello.

https://i.imgur.com/R0wAXX4.jpg

That was a fantastic album, thanks for the link.

[cd288]

One of the worst movies I’ve seen in awhile

[Mblake1981]

That was a fantastic album, thanks for the link.

/nod @ Skarne.

to think this was probably taken before the original Xbox launched

https://i.imgur.com/lm8biyn.png

[Croco]

I really wanted to like it because I like all 3 of the originals but holy shit it was bad.

[Jibartik]

I stopped halfway, literally halfway, and I still dont know if it ends with him shipping a new game or if there is more to the story.

[Mblake1981]

I stopped halfway, literally halfway...

sounds like most films released post social media bombardment on the populace and sites like Reddit eating what little sparks of imagination remain.

[Chortles Snortles]

DUDE WHAT IF THE VIDEO GAME WORLD IS THE REAL WORLD
DUDE WHAT IF JOHN WICK IS THE ONE
DUDE MEMBA DEJA VU
WHOAAAAA A NEW ZION
GREAT GRANDMA NIOBE WOW!!!
NEW AGENT SMITH LOL

the absolute worst fucking matrix movie to date, period

[Tunabros]

snortles the type of guy to prepaid tickets for it

[Ooloo]

Okay here is the answer to the big riddle: Pie grandma is an allegory for god.

Ooooo!!

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/fJx8LBS.png

[Jibartik]

x01l_jMhjVM

[AenorVZ]

Sounds like there are a lot of people jumping off of buildings in this movie. Is it set in Russia?

[Mblake1981]

DUDE WHAT IF THE VIDEO GAME WORLD IS THE REAL WORLD
DUDE WHAT IF JOHN WICK IS THE ONE
DUDE MEMBA DEJA VU
WHOAAAAA A NEW ZION
GREAT GRANDMA NIOBE WOW!!!
NEW AGENT SMITH LOL

the absolute worst fucking matrix movie to date, period

Reported! (lol)

https://i.imgur.com/xpew180.png

My judgement is augmented

https://i.imgur.com/qigpLti.jpeg

[Cecily]

The matrix is an allegory for a cave.

[Mblake1981]

[You have taken 100cc synthetic hormone to the neck]

(lol)

[Mblake1981]

TZDrTylco1o

[Cecily]

Lol. That movie looks amazing.

[starkind]

snortles the type of guy to prepaid tickets for it

https://i.imgur.com/fJx8LBS.png

Sounds like there are a lot of people jumping off of buildings in this movie. Is it set in Russia?

Reported! (lol)

https://i.imgur.com/xpew180.png

My judgement is augmented

https://i.imgur.com/qigpLti.jpeg

[You have taken 100cc synthetic hormone to the neck]

(lol)

Lol. That movie looks amazing.

[starkind]

Tbh am I the only person here who was able to resist the urge to try and see it?

[Bhairava]

Tbh am I the only person here who was able to resist the urge to try and see it?

i didnt even know it existed until i saw people on twitter moaning about how dogshit it was.

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/4NaoCiR.gif

[Chortles Snortles]

movie fkn sucks!

[Rang]

*chomps hormone pills* I thought it was a brave and stunning film by my idols the transchoworski sisters

[Gravydoo II]

Naked cash grab is naked.

[Chortles Snortles]

whoa bigot you just committed a hate crime

[Skarne]

/nod @ Skarne.

to think this was probably taken before the original Xbox launched

https://i.imgur.com/lm8biyn.png

Haha

That album was better than the new matrix movie!

[Chortles Snortles]

would have been nice if we saw more than 30 seconds of this:

https://i.imgur.com/aOlMoMx.png

[Jibartik]

Is that the final screenshot for the game they made?

[Chortles Snortles]

future machine vs machine conflict due to power scarcity post machine human peace time

[Mblake1981]

Probably made with Unreal Engine or Unity.

[Bardp1999]

OP is a pigman, greasy and malformed

[unsunghero]

*chomps hormone pills* I thought it was a brave and stunning film by my idols the transchoworski sisters

Shot not a pill broheim

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/PB3tbzy.jpg

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/6roZk8h.gif

[Mazoku]

Laurence Fishburne dodged a bullet by not being in Resurrections.

[unsunghero]

https://i.imgur.com/PB3tbzy.jpg

Lol

[Ooloo]

Laurence Fishburne dodged a bullet by not being in Resurrections.

Too bad cause a plot about them solving the mystery of morpheus's weird denty face would have been more entertaining than the actual one.

[Jibartik]

I was so frustrated that they replaced morphius with clippy and now that I find out there is no cool resolution that I feel upset.

[Daloon]

Laurence Fishburne dodged a bullet by not being in Resurrections.
He didnt dodge a bullet on his daughter entering pron at age 18 though lol

[Robot]

600+ in era screenshots of classic EQ (https://imgur.com/a/FHPwN)brought to you by Leo Laporte and Kate Botello.


great album, im noticing some things in those screenshots that uhhhh dont exist on p99 for instance in one of the naggy kills:

Welor Vex'Tra shouts, 'Feel the wrath of Vex'Tra!'

what the fuck npc is that?

[starkind]

great album, im noticing some things in those screenshots that uhhhh dont exist on p99 for instance in one of the naggy kills:

Welor Vex'Tra shouts, 'Feel the wrath of Vex'Tra!'

what the fuck npc is that?

Possibly related to Jhen Tra?

Gm?

[Mblake1981]

great album, im noticing some things in those screenshots that uhhhh dont exist on p99 for instance in one of the naggy kills:

Welor Vex'Tra shouts, 'Feel the wrath of Vex'Tra!'

what the fuck npc is that?

Sounds like a Luclin name, idk.

The original UI was quality.

and these guild names..

https://i.imgur.com/sUeoMF9.png
https://i.imgur.com/GWST2Rd.png
https://i.imgur.com/OUJfOSY.png
https://i.imgur.com/MbAwTfK.png
https://i.imgur.com/Yp6kLli.png

awesome Green Text name
Syrel The Killer <Order of Xegony>
https://i.imgur.com/RjAPLHZ.png

[Nocht]

Tbh am I the only person here who was able to resist the urge to try and see it?

Nope I saw the red flags from a mile away and just noped out like Starwars and Ghostbusters.

Nostalgia cash grabs are the worst.

[Ooloo]

Nope I saw the red flags from a mile away and just noped out like Starwars and Ghostbusters.

Nostalgia cash grabs are the worst.

They are, but it's still worthwhile to study them as to why they suck as incredibly bad as they do. It is patently obvious even to *fans* of these franchises that the sequels\prequels will suck, but yet they are made.

And it's not just for money, because if they suck bad enough they lose millions of dollars for the studio.

[Jibartik]

It felt like one of those 6 adam sandler netflix movies

[Jibartik]

Im trying to finish it and had to pause to come and say this bitch just asked neo if it's right to wake trinity from the matrix without asking her consent

[Jibartik]

now this dude just yelled as a taunt, I will be a in a sequel spinnoff!

lol what the fuck

[AenorVZ]

You kinda have to wake her to get her consent right?

[Mblake1981]

https://i.imgur.com/HPOyte7.jpg

[starkind]

Im trying to finish it and had to pause to come and say this bitch just asked neo if it's right to wake trinity from the matrix without asking her consent
cMTAUr3Nm6I

[Mblake1981]

:o

https://i.imgur.com/zvmO47G.gif

[Ooloo]

I never really thought about how bullshit it is that morpheus is all evasive at first and he's like "REMEMBER: All I'm offering you is the truth, nothing more.."

Like what if neo responded "well what is the truth?" then morpheus would have to be like "err, well... you're secretly living in a bath of red ooze being leeched for energy by robots.". Neo would be like lol wtf, go away.

[derpcake2]

lol @ people that watch woke movies

[Mblake1981]

The matrix is an allegory for a cave.

TlkOou7y80Y

[starkind]

I still haven't watched the new matrix. Has it gotten any better after the 2cd or 3rd time thru?

[Chortles Snortles]

i rewatched reloaded and revolutions to cleanse my palate
reloaded is sort of kino tbqh
revolutions is meh tier but still less of a dumpster fire than reboot