Cheating everywhere, GMs???

[zati]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=91HhsuOGaRo

[Porz]

Riot is cool with doxxing

what a bunch of desperate fucks

sad

To think using your real name for reddit, tie it all back to your personal website linking to youtube videos/github/ to cheat....

Doesnt everyone make a throwawayuser123 reddit name?

Get real lmao.

[Arvan]

Riot is cool with doxxing

what a bunch of desperate fucks

sad

Vanquish is cool with cheating

What a bunch of lame people

[Porz]

Desperate Fucks would quite literally explain anyone going well out of their way to cheat to ensure they dont loose pixles in a game from '99

[Porz]

Desperate Fucks would quite literally explain anyone going well out of their way to cheat to ensure they dont loose pixles in a game from '99

Sorry misspoke, Its not the pixels, all the cheating, gaslighting, and doubling down is to help the narrative of destroying riot.

Forgot that was the mission boyz

[Samoht]

Riot is cool with doxxing

what a bunch of desperate fucks

sad

This.

[Ooloo]

Desperate Fucks would quite literally explain anyone going well out of their way to cheat to ensure they dont loose pixles in a game from '99

Reminder: Lusting after pixels was just as pathetic even IN '99

[Porz]

This.

Doxxing = posting on a p99 reddit with your real name and getting butthurt when someone finds your youtube with more subscribers than 7x+ the active ( Non Furor boxed) p99 playerbase.

You have been full of informative information today. Thanks bud. Cheers.

[Ranzal]

Riot is cool with doxxing

what a bunch of desperate fucks

sad

You realize this dude had his twitch account linked in his P99 Signature and within that twitch account he had a direct link to his Youtube channel, right? ...Literally two clicks from this forum to his Youtube channel.


Not quite sure you know what "doxxing" really is but hey - it's true that this guy's been a bit careless with posting his RL name all over the internet for some time now.

[Confit]

Doxxing = posting on a p99 reddit with your real name and getting butthurt when someone finds your youtube with more subscribers than 7x+ the active ( Non Furor boxed) p99 playerbase.

You have been full of informative information today. Thanks bud. Cheers.

Do your handlers know you've escaped the institution and are rambling on the internet?

[Ennewi]

That's a lot of words just to say "we don't have any smoking gun after all"

The term "smoking gun" is a reference to an object or fact that serves as conclusive evidence of a crime or similar act, just short of being caught in flagrante delicto. "Smoking gun" refers to the strongest kind of circumstantial evidence, as opposed to direct evidence. Direct evidence would include the entire action; i.e. the action of pulling the trigger, firing the gun, and the victim falling.[1]

The phrase originally came from the idea that finding a very recently fired (hence smoking) gun on the person of a suspect wanted for shooting someone would in that situation be nearly unshakable proof of having committed the crime. A variant of the phrase (as "smoking pistol") is used in the Sherlock Holmes story, "The Adventure of the Gloria Scott" (1893).[2]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_gun

Fun fact: Gemstones from Brell Rants Page 8 was referred to as Sherlock Fucking Holmes.

[Porz]

Reminder: Lusting after pixels was just as pathetic even IN '99

Somewhere between 99-22 Stunningly & Co lost their integrity? Or are you saying they did not have integrity in 99 either?

[Porz]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_gun

Fun fact: Gemstones from Brell Rants Page 8 was referred to as Sherlock Fucking Holmes.

Careful, next they will require analysis for gun fire residue like this is CSI:Norrath.

[Twochain]

who is porz

[Confit]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_gun

Fun fact: Gemstones from Brell Rants Page 8 was referred to as Sherlock Fucking Holmes.

Woah, Brell Rants. Did you play on Brell? That was my OG server.

[Ooloo]

Somewhere between 99-22 Stunningly & Co lost their integrity? Or are you saying they did not have integrity in 99 either?

I don't even know who that is cause I don't play on the beta server.

[Nutsax]

who is porz

He is a P99 player who doesn't appreciate "competing" against a computer.

[Porz]

I don't even know who that is cause I don't play on the beta server.

;) Well played.

[k9quaint]

I don't even know who that is cause I don't play on the beta server.

Is there mario kart in green meta? I don't bother to keep track of the temp server junk.

[dgcash]

What are these races for?

[Toryas]

What are these races for?

Pixels

[Twochain]

He is a P99 player who doesn't appreciate "competing" against a computer.

lmao

ya'll want him to record himself playing? or what

[conoutoftrol]

You can't script the whole race and win.

I'm so sure of this, anyone who can prove that they can script the whole race and win with it can have my accounts.

Is this an open offer? What accounts does the winner receive? Which race is acceptable?

[Rethalis]

https://www.cdc.gov/physicalactivity/walking/index.htm

clicks per minute doesn't count.

[Twochain]

Is this an open offer? What accounts does the winner receive? Which race is acceptable?

boy i got a treasure trove, statue would be the barrier.

[Nutsax]

lmao

ya'll want him to record himself playing? or what

Try to keep up, this is a PvE server not a CvE server (Computer v Environment server).

[k9quaint]

If I thought Twochain would actually follow through, I would just teleport from starting line to Statue when it spawned and get FTE.

At this point, why even bother to run right?

[mattydef]

Hopefully Twochain is better at pulling raid mobs than he is King in Seb. Still waiting for my rezzes or corpse drags at NG =(

[Twochain]

Hopefully Twochain is better at pulling raid mobs than he is King in Seb. Still waiting for my rezzes or corpse drags at NG =(

wait

wha ha happen??

[shamonju]

WTF joria still crying? Fangry get it off me!

#Pulluz <Vanquish>

[mattydef]

wait

wha ha happen??

You trained us with about 15 shrooms the other night in seb after I buffed you on my shaman. You said you’d BRB and logged out, never to be seen again, lol. I’m just giving you shit bro it’s all good I got rezzed up 👍🏻

[Twochain]

You trained us with about 15 shrooms the other night in seb after I buffed you on my shaman. You said you’d BRB and logged out, never to be seen again, lol. I’m just giving you shit bro it’s all good I got rezzed up 👍🏻

I'm sorry man :( I'll take care of u next time I see you.

I have a pretty severe case of adhd lmfao

[PlsNoBan]

ROFL this thread is amazing. Short of a confession just about as much proof as is possible to obtain has come out (and deleting vids just makes it appear even more guilty) and yet this dudes guildies are here en masse playing damage control as hard as possible. This is peak RNF right here and I'm here for it. Checking that youtube channel for 30 seconds tells you this guy is plenty capable of scripting/cheating p99 in a multitude of ways without ever being able to be caught "beyond a reasonable doubt" so. Believe what you want I guess. Just remember "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck" even if you can't 100% prove it's a duck

Duck = Cheater
Stunningly = Duck
Twochain = Has no idea how computers work

[k9quaint]

Twochain = Has no idea how computers work

Or shrooms. He murdered some poor bastard with 15 shrooms. Who does that?
Twochain does.

[cd288]

ROFL this thread is amazing. Short of a confession just about as much proof as is possible to obtain has come out (and deleting vids just makes it appear even more guilty) and yet this dudes guildies are here en masse playing damage control as hard as possible. This is peak RNF right here and I'm here for it. Checking that youtube channel for 30 seconds tells you this guy is plenty capable of scripting/cheating p99 in a multitude of ways without ever being able to be caught "beyond a reasonable doubt" so. Believe what you want I guess. Just remember "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck" even if you can't 100% prove it's a duck

Duck = Cheater
Stunningly = Duck
Twochain = Has no idea how computers work

It’s even better that Vanquish initially posted all of this stuff themselves months ago trying to accuse Riot of cheating and then freaked out and tried to walk it back once they found out Riot had planted the script to prove Vanquish was cheating. Most embarrassing thing I’ve seen happen to a guild in awhile lol

[PlsNoBan]

It’s even better that Vanquish initially posted all of this stuff themselves months ago trying to accuse Riot of cheating and then freaked out and tried to walk it back once they found out Riot had planted the script to prove Vanquish was cheating. Most embarrassing thing I’ve seen happen to a guild in awhile lol

Definitely one of the funniest RNF threads I've participated in. I got a good chuckle today catching up on like 15 pages that I missed. You can't make this stuff up. As someone that isn't affiliated with either of these dumbo guilds it's just hilarious watching both sides play mental gymnastics.

[Viscere]

The endless salt from criot is endless entertaining

[Tunabros]

how do people even have fun on blue anymore

sounds like a fucking nightmare just to log on

[Ennewi]

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Smoking_gun

Fun fact: Gemstones from Brell Rants Page 8 was referred to as Sherlock Fucking Holmes.

Correction...Dick Fucking Tracey. It's been a while, had to reread it again for yucks.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060403043721/http://www.brellrants.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2734

[Ennewi]

Woah, Brell Rants. Did you play on Brell? That was my OG server.

Tunare. But you wouldn't remember my characters either way. I was as bad at regular leveling then as I am at raiding now.

[Reiwa]

Correction...Dick Fucking Tracey. It's been a while, had to reread it again for yucks.

https://web.archive.org/web/20060403043721/http://www.brellrants.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=2734

This is blue raiding (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFArYx3Ay84)

[Brentcy]

how do people even have fun on blue anymore

Well, we make a lot of jokes about Riot, and that's pretty fun, even if they are a dying guild.

[Prismaticshop]

seems to me that the mental breakdown of Riot over a video is quite telling about how desperate they are

[Twochain]

I don't know how computers work

I've given you the solution 50 times. Just make the whole window a "roll off" and just do a countdown instead of a rolloff.

Oh not for nothing, but neither Stunningly nor Furoar raced for the statue that just popped... yet you lost by a country mile.


It's almost like you need to practice the race instead of QQ on the forum.

[Gustoo]

Its always such good laughs when p99 staff rolls out a ban of like 200 scum bags that have been cheating for a full year and people are like OMG we have been cheating for a year its so unfair for you to punish us for our de-facto approved cheats!

I'm hoping OP is right and there is just a huge smashingly large pile of banned best in slot players.

OR OP is wrong and sad.

[derpcake2]

its not often that i think a thread would be better with more Chortles' posts

[Skarne]

every thread would be better with more chortles post

[ArbiterBlixen]

We need more Chortles posts
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