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Ektar
06-13-2011, 07:21 PM
Guys,

The school year is over (well, pretty much), and now my only obligation is I have class 2 days a week. After mid july, I will have NO obligations until september.

So I've been frequenting the forums more often. But here's the thing - I really don't like being a "sarnak" as dictated by my post count.

Let's get some reply posts going that enable responses from me and I can inch up my number to an acceptable rank. I'll start with neutral/positive things but will work my way down into things that will make people rage at me if that's what it takes - because, if I remember correctly, people can't resist the opportunity to internet rage!


How long did it take someone to get 60? Was it a, ah, what did we call it? oh yes, a 30 year old virgin living in his parents' basement?

Valroth66
06-13-2011, 08:06 PM
Was your name inspired by Reptar?

JenJen
06-13-2011, 08:08 PM
do you have any tattoos?

do you live with your parents?

whats your fondest childhood memory?

Trademaster
06-13-2011, 08:10 PM
When was the last time you saw daylight?

Is your epeen mightier on other forums?

Ektar
06-13-2011, 09:19 PM
My name was actually not inspired by reptar, though my surname did spend a decent time as Ektar Reptar (and Ektar Buckethelmtar, but that's because they ninja-patched the non-classic method of re-naming yourself every week while I had that retarded surname up).

The inspiration actually comes from an old TV show called The Visionaries, in which a character's name is Ektar (at least that's how I spelled it when I was a little kid). That show likely took that name from the story of King Arthur, with Ector (I believe that's the spelling) being Arthur's trainer, or something like that.

Ektar
06-13-2011, 09:22 PM
Yes, I do have a tattoo. It's an awesomed rendition of the mecha-dragon from megaman 2. it's quite impressive.

I kinda live with my parents. I actually rent my parents' tenant apartment for a precentage of my income, rather than a set amount. I pay my grad school tuition in full and my small income as a track coach and substitute teacher is mostly extinguished after these expenses.

My fondest childhood memory would have to be when the ice cream man from an ice cream truck gave me chocolate ice cream instead of vanilla ice cream. I came home crying and was horrified by the idea of eating the chocolate. My dad ran out of the house and chased the the truck down the street, yelled at him, and got me what I had wanted.

Don't get me wrong, it obviously wasn't shaping up in the moment to be a fond memory. But looking back on it now, it is undeniable that my dad LOVED me. I couldn't imagine myself acting so irrationally in such a situation. Perhaps if I have a son of my own one day I will understand.

Ektar
06-13-2011, 09:25 PM
The last time I saw daylight was at about 4PM today when I was driving home from work, or just before sunset if you count seeing it through the window.

I don't frequent other forums, but my epeen was once quite mighty on this forum. It has since become a bit flaccid, but hoping it erects a strong influence once again.

Tewaz
06-14-2011, 02:03 AM
What is your Avatar?

Hasbinbad
06-14-2011, 02:46 AM
Have you ever tried to count all of your chest hairs?

How do you set parameters to define what is and is not a chest hair, relative to shoulder, back, and abdomen hairs?

Back when you were in french maid academy, did the other french maids make fun of you because you have so many chest hairs? Do they have chest hairs too? If they do, how do they make it seem like they don't?

Ektar
06-14-2011, 06:50 AM
My avatar is the desktop icon that comes along with the Quest for Glory Anthology's Quest for Glory 4. Quest for Glory is one of those text based/point and click role playing series from Sierra in the early 90s. I highly suggest downloading it and giving it a try, if you have the patience for 1990 graphics. I know that trying an old game for the first time is tough.

Ektar
06-14-2011, 07:00 AM
Have you ever tried to count how many sperm is in each squirt? That's about how easy it would be to count my chest hairs.

I have relatively well defined muscle groups, so it's rather simple to separate classifications of body hair. If anything, it's tough to define where the pubic hair stops and the leg hair begins.

I was special among my kin, and was the only one with abundant chest hair. Most others were thin, long legged, busty hot young women. Some were actual french maids but I didn't associate with them. They probably had some hair.

visage
06-14-2011, 09:38 AM
Why are you such a little bitch? I never met someone who got off on more stupid shit more than you. I recall you on raids. " Oh man Vox popped I am cumming..." The sad thing is..... He wasn't kidding. Your a sick individual who I'd love to skull fuck. Whether that makes you special or not Fuck YOU!

Ektar
06-14-2011, 02:49 PM
I'm a sarnak :(

Ektar
06-15-2011, 09:22 AM
I'm a paladin with 2 manastones to my name. What about that.

Sinlea
06-15-2011, 02:36 PM
Have you ever visited an art museum with a fellow member of the p99 community?

karsten
06-15-2011, 03:13 PM
have you ever hung out with snookie and other staten island regulars!?

Ektar
06-15-2011, 03:51 PM
Well I wasn't playing p99 anymore at the time. Is p99 membership like a college mailing list membership, in which case you graduated 2 years ago but they still send you emails about goings ons around campus 45 minutes from the email send date? Then yes, and it was a greeeat time.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 03:52 PM
No, K-dog, I have not. Though being jewish gives me super powers.

Unrelated to the question? Not if you have super powers.

azeth
06-15-2011, 03:54 PM
Though being jewish gives me super powers.


the power to satisfy portly brunettes, yes.

edit: whose names are probably Megan, and Rachel.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 04:33 PM
I don't get the reference. If it's a reference to jersey shore, please note I don't watch it and only know snooki from south park

Hasbinbad
06-15-2011, 04:39 PM
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH

azeth
06-15-2011, 04:46 PM
SNOOKI WANT SMUSH SMUSH

If you're able to do a good Gollum impression, you can nail a Snooki impression also.

Also, if you're able to have a penis, you can nail Snooki and xnolanx's ex gf, as well.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 06:36 PM
hey! I've got a penis! I can do those things!

Ektard
06-15-2011, 06:41 PM
heyd! I'ved gotd ad penisd! Id cand dod thosed thingsd!

Skope
06-15-2011, 06:44 PM
question:

Is the oracle of K'Arnon up? I know you're there...

Tewaz
06-15-2011, 07:01 PM
What is your Avatar Ektar...or Avaktar.

Sinlea
06-15-2011, 07:03 PM
Way to ignore me Ektar. I now hate you.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:12 PM
Hey. I'mma heckle yo face. but lol you've been beaten to it back in the day of global ooc someone made an ektard and broadcasted my exploits! or just made fun of me I forget.

Spud
06-15-2011, 07:12 PM
I almost beat Quest for Glory IV but the game froze at a certain point when I had to walk through the swamps =(

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:13 PM
idk if the oracle is up! I got THE fiery avenger and plan to never go to his island again! especially since I killed him to make sure I had 6 hours buffer and he probably dislikes me now :(

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:14 PM
please refer to earlier in the thread for what my avatar is!

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:14 PM
I replied to you, girl! go back and check. my phone broke and I lost all my contacts, gimmie yo number.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:15 PM
I love taco bell. well, it's ok. I always don't have it for a while, have a huge craving and build it up in my head, then finally get it and am disappointed but satisfied.

Ektar
06-15-2011, 07:16 PM
This will fix the freeze bug as well as many others throughout the series (and other games), if you're interested (http://www.sierrahelp.com/Patches-Updates/Patches-Updates-Games/QuestForGloryUpdates.html)

vinx
06-15-2011, 07:20 PM
LOL your workin it!!

Grilledcheezus
06-16-2011, 10:59 AM
why do you care about your post count on an internet forum? it does absolutely nothing for you IRL. Besides, sarnaks are cool as fuck! :eek:

Ektar
06-16-2011, 12:11 PM
why do you play eq? it does absolutely nothing for you IRL.

sorry, I answered your question with a question. I do hope the point is clear though. Though I guess I'm not actually sorry or I'd have reworded it before pressing submit.

and sarnaks are ugly. and I don't like kunark.

Grilledcheezus
06-16-2011, 01:33 PM
i play EQ because it's something fun to do in my downtime and I enjoy MMORPGs and the slight sense of satisfaction i get while progressing in the game itself. i get the same feeling after a good fap session so, to be honest, EQ does nothing for me that i cannot do myself. however, spamming posts/staring at a forum title can't possibly be that fun/satisfactory. who knows, maybe it makes your epeen hard to stomp around the forums as a sarnak, in hopes that one day, you might evolve into a mighty fire giant, and strike fear into the hearts of trolls and forum surfers alike! as a decaying skeleton i must say, i feel quite inferior to you gods of 400+ posts of (mostly) useless banter, but this is rants and flames after all. i'm assuming you don't get attention IRL, so you seek it elsewhere, I.E. these forums. :p


point is not clear. :confused:


not only did you not answer my actual question, you avoided it entirely. this further leads me to think that you DESPERATELY are seeking attention.


don't b mad. :D


here is your attention broski, bask in it, glad i could help you achieve your goal of fiery greatness. :cool:

sorry if i come off a bit spicy, i've had 3 crunch wraps topped with fire sauce since 10 this morning, and i don't plan on stopping anytime soon. wait, i'm not, because i would have reworded the post if i were.

please re-direct your trolls and null/void posts to the customer service department.

sarnaks is sexy. kunark is a wonderland.

/afk fapping
/flex
/sleep

Ektar
06-16-2011, 01:41 PM
the thread was going so smoothly without flames, I don't need to fuel this fire. If I need you, I'll come back to you.

Extunarian
06-16-2011, 01:44 PM
whats up ektar? 463 is on me.

Tiggles
06-16-2011, 01:47 PM
+1

Ektar
06-16-2011, 01:48 PM
;) thanks, guy!

Well, right now I am procrastinating reading this LOOONG paper about the brown v. board of ed case where segregation of schools hit its turning point. I have class in 2.5 hours and there's no way I'm going to finish it. I hope to just finish a good chunk in the beginning and participate a lot, then when we get to things I didn't read I just stop talking. I will have already participated enough that the professor won't notice. This is how I do.

Grilledcheezus
06-16-2011, 03:17 PM
the thread was going so smoothly without flames, I don't need to fuel this fire. If I need you, I'll come back to you.

but you need flames to become a fire giant!!!!


ZING!

Ektar
06-16-2011, 03:23 PM
lol I like you now. That was clever. Who are you in game I'll give you 1k.

Arkanjil
06-16-2011, 03:33 PM
lol I like you now. That was clever. Who are you in game I'll give you 1k.

Sounds like your going pimp status with that comment!

Ektar
06-16-2011, 03:34 PM
oooh you think I can be "Pimp" instead of "Sarnak?"

Arkanjil
06-16-2011, 03:44 PM
Only time will tell.....

Striiker
06-16-2011, 03:58 PM
I suspect that Ektar is multi-boxing the forums in order to increase his post count! He signs on with these gimp 6-post count accounts to ask questions and tell him how great he is and carries on these pointless conversastions. Someone should /report him! ;)

azeth
06-16-2011, 03:59 PM
thanks Ektar for the platform to announce my 1000th post.

planaarrr protectttorrr

Zuranthium
06-16-2011, 05:49 PM
why do you play eq? it does absolutely nothing for you IRL.

Constantly do I wrestle with this. But I didn't log on yesterday and I'm not logging on today!

Ektar
06-16-2011, 09:29 PM
I suspect that Ektar is multi-boxing the forums in order to increase his post count! He signs on with these gimp 6-post count accounts to ask questions and tell him how great he is and carries on these pointless conversastions. Someone should /report him! ;)

I actually made Ektard and heckled myself. Then I got kind of afraid it would turn into a rant and flame so I abandoned it :P


thanks Ektar for the platform to announce my 1000th post.

planaarrr protectttorrr

grats, guy. Glad I could provide.


Constantly do I wrestle with this. But I didn't log on yesterday and I'm not logging on today!

Good for you, man!

Tiggles
06-16-2011, 09:31 PM
I hope they deleted this thread and you lose all your posts.

Ektar
06-16-2011, 09:44 PM
I sure don't :(

Ektar
06-17-2011, 07:35 PM
I'm drinkin and playin tonight. WATCH OUT

Tiggles
06-17-2011, 07:56 PM
+1

Ektar
06-17-2011, 09:11 PM
anyone want to PL some characters to level 20 and hit up sola for some p99 nostalgia? let me know.

gprater
06-17-2011, 09:25 PM
When i see ektar I automatically think of film..ya know that stuff we used to take photos with?.....it was a line of 35mm film by Kodak back in the 80's/90's I think.

Warplay
06-17-2011, 09:37 PM
Why does your poop turn green if you drink a lot of purple drink? Examples Grape drink, purple Gatorade, purple Kool Aid?

Ektar
06-18-2011, 03:26 AM
idk you're probably a certain special color

Doors
06-18-2011, 03:51 AM
Bro where I come from you earn your post count.

This thread should be nuked and Ektar's post count reset to zero.

The EQ guru has spoken.

Tarathiel
06-18-2011, 06:09 AM
all i can say is ive been playing since march sometimes casually sometimes dedicated and im still bored as fuck...

bakkily
06-18-2011, 07:42 AM
nah, he is'nt doing what fourthmeal was doing 8 months ago to get his post count up so high

yer all jealous

Ektar
06-18-2011, 10:10 AM
guy. I have like thousands of posts in rants and flames filled with deep, meaningful stuff. I am just earning my rightful non-sarnak position in society.

Ektar
06-21-2011, 09:47 AM
lol this thread was dead and obsolete. It had served its purpose and I was going to let it go. You've just brought it back. how do you feel about that?

falkun
06-21-2011, 09:52 AM
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Ektar
06-21-2011, 10:15 AM
I don't click on random links! it's what my daddy taught me when we first got AOL~

Tiggles
06-21-2011, 11:09 AM
ty for share

Glitch
06-21-2011, 02:51 PM
How many Ektarone, Ektartwo, etc variations exist to this day?

Hasbinbad
06-21-2011, 02:55 PM
ty for share glitch

Ektar
06-21-2011, 03:53 PM
what! compound names are illegal. I host none of these.

but in my mind's eye, if I needed mules to hold ghoulbanes, books of scale, and sky loot, I'm envisioning.. 2-12? maybe 11. and 20.

bakkily
06-22-2011, 02:01 AM
yea wish i had more post to my name

maybe, just maybe if i posted more