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[Susvain]

Why is it, that on a fairly obscure MMO, especially one 12 years old, are there so many degenerates on this Forum?

Stupid avatar photos, stupid signatures, obnoxious post counts, incessant attention whoring, etc...

Doors, Hasbinbad, xshayla701, Knuckle, Tralina... are some of most useless fucks I've ever come across in 15 years of forum surfing. They contribute nothing of substance.

The drivel spouted by those 5 fucks alone is enough to taint any board. Why they have been allowed to jack each other off for so long is beyond my comprehension.

Pretty bad when people who don't even post on these forums know how terrible it is here.

I really had expected a more intelligent community all in all. Given the age of the game and the lower population, that isn't unreasonable. The "Classic" feel doesn't require you to act like children. That part about Live, most everyone could do without.

P.S. Tralina, you are overweight and quite ugly.

[Taryth]

They're so immature and childish . . .that you had to post under an alt account to flame them. Angry pussy is angry.

[Slave]

The thing is, you get all these fucking 22 year olds who are like, "no srsly I plaied EQ wenn I was 10, it was my favorate." Yeah, sure you did.

[JayDee]

hate hate hate hate hate

[Bruno]

http://i56.tinypic.com/2ylsboz.jpg

[Susvain]

Not an alt, my in game name is Susvain (40 de necromancer), which is also, my Forum handle, so, in closing, try again dipshit.

[Susvain]

Hey look, another troglodyte, Bruno, with an idiotic photo taking up way too much space.

326 posts, WTG champ.

[Japan]

The thing is, you get all these fucking 22 year olds who are like, "no srsly I plaied EQ wenn I was 10, it was my favorate." Yeah, sure you did.

actually ya i was top tier raiding at age 12 in PoP

that make you angry?

[Bruno]

Hey look, another troglodyte, Bruno, with an idiotic photo taking up way too much space.

326 posts, WTG champ.

You mistake me for somebody who cares about your feelings my friend. You must be new here.

[Ostros]

in 15 years of forum surfing.

Sssssoooo, would you say that...you're a certified expert on forum surfing?

[Ostros]

Also: what makes a post count qualify as "obnoxious"?

[xshayla701]

:D :D :D

[JayDee]

Why Care

[purist]

Also: what makes a post count qualify as "obnoxious"?

whoa sick deconstruction derrida

[Pico]

i too came here in hopes of intelligent discourse regarding a 12 year old game. the first time i ventured into are and eff, i wept

also came here to discuss the finer nuances of my little pony

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

My name has evaded the sworded mouth of this obscure level 40 necro, for thy name is holy and immaculate in all it's glory!

[Doors]

Nice forum alt dawg u mad?

[Grilledcheezus]

Doors, Hasbinbad, xshayla701, Knuckle, Tralina... are some of most useless fucks I've ever come across in 15 years of forum surfing. They contribute nothing of substance.


awe come on now! let them enjoy their bubble of cool that is the p.99 forums. most of the players on this emu don't even bother with the forums, or are forever lurking in anonymity. why don't we let these people enjoy themselves here in hopes that the antics don't run off into the actual server game play. could you imagine if all of the players of p.99 acted out in game as these few do on the forums? sure we'd have a never ending supply of troll lines and cool bros, but it would water down what little community we have left! In conclusion, let them live in a peaceful circle jerk on the forums until the poison runs it course.(maybe they'll get sick of it and go back to WoW indefinitely) kthnxbyeflameon:cool:

[Prom Night Dumpster Baby]

My name has evaded the sworded mouth of this obscure level 40 necro, for thy name is holy and immaculate in all it's glory!


"The truth" part was stolen.

[Slave]

actually ya i was top tier raiding at age 12 in PoP

that make you angry?

Yeah, sure you did.

[Hasbinbad]

I love that i'm famous to this guy.

So let's hear how my posts are useless and non-contributory. Can you post examples with critiques of how I might be more contributory and less useless please?

[Doors]

Yeah now that I think about it I'm plenty useful. I cut good deals on gear all the time to these jews who work EC tunnel 24/7. You mind your fucking manners bro.

[Kimmie]

http://i.imgur.com/6V1OX.gif

[Knuckle]

I love these forum titles, 'decaying skeleton'. Like I want to say something funny or clever, but I just keep seeing 'decaying skeleton' by your name and lol.

I do appreciate that my hard work these last few months while I'm bored at work have not gone in vain, a healthy dose of haters is a good sign that my troll is still strong.

I'm also glad to see you gave shayla her dues as well.

I'd also like to thank Kimmie for inspiring the give knuckle his name back thread.

[JenJen]

I really had expected a more intelligent community all in all. The "Classic" feel doesn't require you to act like children.

P.S. Tralina, you are overweight and quite ugly.


umm...you sound as though you belong on the playground. the special kids play ground.

[Tiggles]

This is a good thread.

[Lukan]

The original post is pointless as by calling out these 5 individuals for their useless posts you create another thread for them to post in. In other words Susvain is an alt of one of these trolls and this whole thread is a hoax and by responding I have fallen into their trap. Damn.

[Hasbinbad]

I'm Susvain.

[Halfelfbard]

1 post to rant about 5 people, u cleary want to be raped by.

U are the brain cancer that cant be cured, and u make it look funny.

(Forum troll sniper back in the weeds)

[Lazortag]

Susvain can't be all bad because his name is from one of the most underrated games ever (Monster Rancher 2). I think this thread has potential, as you can see Susvain has already gotten a rise out of some of the five posters he mentions in his original post, so this might turn into a pretty decent flamewar.

[sobchak123]

This used to be a fairly interesting place to post

It's garbage now

[Susvain]

Not an alt.

Susvain, 40 dark elf necromancer, online right now, 9:37am CST. Look me up.

As for the replies from the pukes in question, I didn't expect anything intelligent or substantial for retorts.

[Aadill]

Take a trip on the wild side and step out of RnF.

[xshayla701]

I'm too lazy to give a shit tbh

[Aadill]

Always so sleepy.

[Doors]

People that troll internet gaming forums are the scum of the earth! Remember Timmothy McVeigh? Yeah, the people I mentioned are worse than that guy. Because internet forums are srs bsns.

[Tumdumm]

i like that horse tripping over the ball, thank you kimmie

[Kuriin]

OP has a point...Tralina is useless and an attention whore.

[Giopawa]

The thing is, you get all these fucking 22 year olds who are like, "no srsly I plaied EQ wenn I was 10, it was my favorate." Yeah, sure you did.

I am 22 and I played when Velious was released.
So it's not that uncommon I would guess.

[Aadill]

Who here in their mid 20s, other than xshayla701, didn't play EQ on live when they were 10-14?

[Knuckle]

i played when i was 12-13, right when kunark came out. Had my first and only internet cyber experience with a supposed 14 year old girl playing a wood elf ranger. God talk about nerdy and shameful memories. We did all our cheesy emotes and shit in the tollbooth in west commonlands. Yep I won't lie it could of been a fat old man and I'd never know. But I'd like to point out that I never actually fapped, it was all cheesy in game stuff. God why did I remember this.

Oh yeah I was going to post something but i got distracted. Fuck I forgot, oh well time to order from the loop, im going to get the chicken tender platter *with a twist*, spicy cajun seasoning all over that bitch, and my fries, nom nom.

[Tumdumm]

i played when i was 12-13, right when kunark came out. Had my first and only internet cyber experience with a supposed 14 year old girl playing a wood elf ranger.

did you give him any armor after? right around that same time a friend of mine called me up tellin me i had to roll a female, he got a bunch of armor on his wood elf ranger hah.... i told him that he was pretty much queer now.
mt server

[Knuckle]

did you give him any armor after? right around that same time a friend of mine called me up tellin me i had to roll a female, he got a bunch of armor on his wood elf ranger hah.... i told him that he was pretty much queer now.
mt server

you have followed me quite closely young grasshopper, this was in fact, on morrell thule server. however i was far too much of a newb to give any gear, in fact she outleveled me and gave me a PGT.

[Extunarian]

Thanks Kimmie for the pony falling over the ball, and knuckle for whatever this was:

i played when i was 12-13, right when kunark came out. Had my first and only internet cyber experience with a supposed 14 year old girl playing a wood elf ranger. God talk about nerdy and shameful memories. We did all our cheesy emotes and shit in the tollbooth in west commonlands. Yep I won't lie it could of been a fat old man and I'd never know. But I'd like to point out that I never actually fapped, it was all cheesy in game stuff. God why did I remember this.

Thanks for share. Truly.

[Tumdumm]

you have followed me quite closely young grasshopper, this was in fact, on morrell thule server. however i was far too much of a newb to give any gear, in fact she outleveled me and gave me a PGT.

i didnt know it was a frenchie server when i started either, its cool man.
thats pretty sweet then, pgt roxxx

[vinx]

to OP, your kidding right??
the threads are nowhere near as fun as they used to be!

your honorary list is comprised of trolls with skills high enough to keep from being banned
and you excluded an original, my fav.. big abacab
who's skills keep getting him back in LOL

[Kuriin]

Tralina's just good at getting creampied and bukkaked by the moderators and GMs.

[Kuriin]

Yeah, I'm jealous of Tralina. =(

[Goofier]

you have followed me quite closely young grasshopper, this was in fact, on morrell thule server. however i was far too much of a newb to give any gear, in fact she outleveled me and gave me a PGT.

If that was Loka, she really is female.

Real-life insane, psychotic, alcoholic, and slutty as all get-out, but female.

[Knuckle]

If that was Loka, she really is female.

Real-life insane, psychotic, alcoholic, and slutty as all get-out, but female.

nah, this girls name was adalaine? or something along those lines. There was also a real nice chick named Anaelae DE necro but we were just PIXEL PALS. crazy thing is i ran across someone with that exact name in WoW like 8 years later but my toons were all named silvanas back in EQ live days so she had no way to recognize my Knuckle/Estrang handles, and she was cross faction so i couldnt communicate when I rode by... =(

[Goofier]

nah, this girls name was adalaine? or something along those lines. There was also a real nice chick named Anaelae DE necro but we were just PIXEL PALS. crazy thing is i ran across someone with that exact name in WoW like 8 years later but my toons were all named silvanas back in EQ live days so she had no way to recognize my Knuckle/Estrang handles, and she was cross faction so i couldnt communicate when I rode by... =(

Had to ask. I still run into people every now and then that have stories about her. She either pissed off, or pissed on (no kidding) at least half the server.

[Tumdumm]

awww that sounds like a terrible made-for tv movie :/

there should be a virtual section of craigslist for mmo missed connections (and maybe a lil RMT [loljk])

[xshayla701]

Who here in their mid 20s, other than xshayla701, didn't play EQ on live when they were 10-14?

I think you know to call me Akyra, Pickles

[Messianic]

Doors, Hasbinbad, xshayla701, Knuckle, Tralina

Im kinda surprised you chose those people to single out...Those aren't even close to "the worst" people on these forums...

[Susvain]

There's more, but I'm not interested in searching for who they are. Those 5 are easily remembered because of their obvious lack of intelligence, obnoxious avatars and sigs, and by the sheer amount they post, ie : AW.

You aren't a whole lot better though. That idiot mimix or whatever deserves a honorable mention too.

Scum.

[Knuckle]

awww that sounds like a terrible made-for tv movie :/

there should be a virtual section of craigslist for mmo missed connections (and maybe a lil RMT [loljk])

yeah, she was a young doctor too that lived in Alaska, can't make that up. Guess she'd be sitting near 40 now.

[Ihealyou]

When I was like 13 I met this 30 year old woman who was in a wheelchair while playing in dreadlands. She was a terribad player, and I think slightly retarded, but she /hugged me a lot so obv I liked her. She gave me some int jewelry, but I never did get cybers :(:(

[Knuckle]

http://treesong.home.xs4all.nl/toll.jpg

you'll never look at that toll booth the same

[Aadill]

I think you know to call me Akyra, Pickles

Copy and paste, Shayshay~

[Doors]

lol is this guy still crying from behind his new forum account? 10 bucks says these tags are right about it being Zuranthium.

[Hasbinbad]

http://www.shiteilike.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/haters.jpg

[Messianic]

There's more, but I'm not interested in searching for who they are. Those 5 are easily remembered because of their obvious lack of intelligence, obnoxious avatars and sigs, and by the sheer amount they post, ie : AW.

You aren't a whole lot better though. That idiot mimix or whatever deserves a honorable mention too.

Scum.

lol - what the hell did i do? :)

[Susvain]

How many times do I need to spell it out for you Doors, you fucking pissant.

Susvain, 40 necromancer. I am in no way Zurawhatever.

Your lovefest with him is entertaining, however. It's like you can't allow him to challenge your throne as King of Stupidland.

[Messianic]

This is actually one of the most successful troll threads, ever...Sounds like he even got people thinking he was someone else.

[Bruno]

How many times do I need to spell it out for you Doors, you fucking pissant.

Susvain, 40 necromancer. I am in no way Zurawhatever.

Your lovefest with him is entertaining, however. It's like you can't allow him to challenge your throne as King of Stupidland.

You are definitely Zuranthium.

[TheBlackSheep]

The thing is, you get all these fucking 22 year olds who are like, "no srsly I plaied EQ wenn I was 10, it was my favorate." Yeah, sure you did.

Hah. I've already heard this one about 4 times and I've only been playing here a week.

[Uberom]

The thing is, you get all these fucking 22 year olds who are like, "no srsly I plaied EQ wenn I was 10, it was my favorate." Yeah, sure you did.

I'm 24. I played EQ when I was 10. Srsly.

But then again, I am sort of.....a big deal.

[Kuriin]

But then again, I am sort of.....a big queer.


I knew it.

[Beastro]

Doors, Hasbinbad, xshayla701, Knuckle, Tralina... are some of most useless fucks I've ever come across in 15 years of forum surfing. They contribute nothing of substance..

Oh come now, that's unfair.

Knuckle belongs to another group of EQ degenerates who are even worse than this one. Get your facts straight.

[azeth]

this is a mean thread for mean spirited folks.

tralina is not ugly
hasbinbad isnt stupid
what did shayla do wrong?

[Anger]

Why is it, that on a fairly obscure MMO, especially one 12 years old, are there so many degenerates on this Forum?

Stupid avatar photos, stupid signatures, obnoxious post counts, incessant attention whoring, etc...

Doors, Hasbinbad, xshayla701, Knuckle, Tralina... are some of most useless fucks I've ever come across in 15 years of forum surfing. They contribute nothing of substance.

The drivel spouted by those 5 fucks alone is enough to taint any board. Why they have been allowed to jack each other off for so long is beyond my comprehension.

Pretty bad when people who don't even post on these forums know how terrible it is here.

I really had expected a more intelligent community all in all. Given the age of the game and the lower population, that isn't unreasonable. The "Classic" feel doesn't require you to act like children. That part about Live, most everyone could do without.

P.S. Tralina, you are overweight and quite ugly.

I PREY ON YOUR ANGER

[Ektar]

i played when i was 12-13, right when kunark came out. Had my first and only internet cyber experience with a supposed 14 year old girl playing a wood elf ranger. God talk about nerdy and shameful memories. We did all our cheesy emotes and shit in the tollbooth in west commonlands. Yep I won't lie it could of been a fat old man and I'd never know. But I'd like to point out that I never actually fapped, it was all cheesy in game stuff. God why did I remember this.

Oh yeah I was going to post something but i got distracted. Fuck I forgot, oh well time to order from the loop, im going to get the chicken tender platter *with a twist*, spicy cajun seasoning all over that bitch, and my fries, nom nom.

20x funnier when you imagine brad pitt telling this story.