My Dog Has More Sex Than You

[Rager and Quitter]

The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle, and he's banged 3 chicks ($1800 a pop! and one of them he's studded 3 times), which is 3 more than 90% of Vanquish and Riot and the other pathetic neck beards that can't stop playing EQ 12 hours a day.

[DMN]

Your dog also knows not to capatilize every word in a title. but you were too busy fucking lassie to ask her a bit help regarding your grammar issues.

Sad.

[Ooloo]

"The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle" legitimately made me laugh just on it's own.

[Reiwa]

Goldendoodle?

What horror has man wrought.

[Arvan]

That’s not a dog that’s an abomination

[greenspectre]

That’s not a dog that’s an abomination

Kill it, might drop loot!

[wuanahto]

my sex dolls and cat probably have a better life than most of you
got my account banned after trading 1 hour with a doll for 1 ntov loot

[Duik]

My dog is better than you.

[Duik]

My dog's are better than you.

Added My dog's are better tan you.

[Tunabros]

sex is lowkey kinda tiring

[Wharfrat]

Pathetic people post pathetic comments.

Thanks

[BlackBellamy]

Pathetic people post pathetic comments.

Thanks

Sounds like you need to have some dog sex to relieve the tension.

$2200 I know a guy, DM me!





(Rager and Quitter guy DM me, got another $1800 for your wife right here!)

[Wharfrat]

You're a fucking idiot

[Reiwa]

You should get a Doberman Pimper instead.

eh

[Reiwa]

You might say OP is a Pawnce.

ok better

[Trexller]

OP sounds like a guy i knew back in high school

one day a few of us stopped by after school and caught him jerking off his dog

can't make that up

[DeliciousHalflings]

"The wife decided to stud out our Goldendoodle" legitimately made me laugh just on it's own.

Why? Why is one of your 1,834 posts that?

[unsunghero]

My ma wanted to stud out her mini Aussie. Problem was it was abandoned by its mother and has anxiety issues. They have to give it doggie Xanax or it licks the walls until they have softball sized holes in them. When I’d house sit for her she’d tell me show the dog attention while you’re there or it will get anxious and lick holes in the walls

When I come over he lets out an ear piercing shrill bark, flips onto his back and pisses onto his own face…

I told my mom that dog is the 100% exact opposite of a stud when I think stud. She gave up on the idea eventually

[Twochain]

my gf just woke me up with a lil something something after raiding until 5am. Sorry that this argument isn't working out for you either.

And unlike ur karen ass wife, my gf is hot. and young.

[Chortles Snortles]

and imaginary
(lol)

[unsunghero]

But yea golden doodles are like the most popular upper middle class to rich person dog right now

Very smart, don’t shed which is weird considering how much fur they have, easy to train. I personally don’t like the poodle look but lots of people do

The gal I was on a date with last night told me she spent $1800 for her vizsla dog (I had no idea what these were). I almost choked on my food “you spent almost 2000 on a dog? You know you can get a free dog at the shelter?” She said yea that was her first dog a shelter rescue but she said it was all fucked up. I’m like oh yea that is the problem with the free shelter dogs they’re all like prison traumatized

[Twochain]

and imaginary
(lol)

if you having raid problems i feel bad for you son

I got 99 dkp, but a bitch aint one

[Chortles Snortles]

got em

[Ooloo]

My brother had a goldendoodle puppy, it was all curly and goofed up and weird and cute!

Now it just looks like a normal golden retriever. Buyer beware.

[cd288]

It’s weird that you spent so much time thinking about a dog fucking

[Reiwa]

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