Losers have ruined P99, Vanquish and Riot

[Rager and Quitter]

Somehow there are adults that are able to play P99 for 12-14+hrs every single day. Because they have no jobs, families, or hobbies outside of P99, they spend all of their waking efforts lusting after pixels, cheating for an edge, and shitting on other players they see as speed bumps in the way of gearing their 9th throwaway alt.

How do you do it? Grandparents? Sugardaddies? Feigned disability? Squating in abandoned buildings near wifi?

It's confusing.

[Gustoo]

Consider red.

Consider begging for red 2.0

Sorry for your loss.

[starkind]

Need new red asap.

[Ooloo]

Look it's not easy to get a word goin and "poopsock" needed to exist. That's the explanation.

[Tunabros]

OP mad that the bad people took his pixels again

[Rager and Quitter]

OP mad that the bad people took his pixels again

I've never even raided on P99. I thought I wanted to try, but I'm learning this server is for people who actually have no life, not to mention the top raiding guilds seem to hate their own members as much as they hate the rival guilds. There should be a disclaimer for people seeking nostalgia raiding that their is no room for them here.

I'd give live TLP a shot, but that's just a clusterfuck of farming Chrono and releasing new expansions every 7 minutes.

[strongNpretty]

But I mean, he is right.. It's just not something to get upset or be jealous about.. You do your thang, and let them do theirs..

If they constructed their life to be able to play for 14 hours a day, and poop in socks, and creep women out on the regular, then so be it.. I promise you, their post Project 99 lives are gonna be a rude awakening one day.

[Samoht]

So much envy and prejudice from OP.

What an angry little rager and quitter.

[Rager and Quitter]

So much envy and prejudice from OP.

What an angry little rager and quitter.

Paint me green, baby.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/SPTJayC.jpg

[Strifer]

Mommy I wanna be like the p99 raiders, their gear is so cool, like Chris Pratt

[Gustoo]

OP sign on to red server and request a free level 60 account to attend raids with from someone. They might have a spare. They may need you to confirm your covid 19 vaccination status or at least provide a negative test result prior to raiding though.

[Rager and Quitter]

OP sign on to red server and request a free level 60 account to attend raids with from someone. They might have a spare. They may need you to confirm your covid 19 vaccination status or at least provide a negative test result prior to raiding though.

Lol, I'm not convinced that anyone on Red99 wants new long-term players. I have a 51 druid on there. The only reason people on Red invite new players is to have fresh meat to grind through their griefing pleasure in newbie zones with epic rogues deleveled that hang out in Mistmoore and Unrest.

[Rager and Quitter]

Mommy I wanna be like the p99 raiders, their gear is so cool, like Chris Pratt

Chris Pratt is okay. Decent body, seems to have a decent personality, not the best looking guy though. I'd give him a semi-enthusastic handy if he were to ask. No kissing though.

[Tunabros]

I've never even raided on P99. I thought I wanted to try, but I'm learning this server is for people who actually have no life, not to mention the top raiding guilds seem to hate their own members as much as they hate the rival guilds. There should be a disclaimer for people seeking nostalgia raiding that their is no room for them here.

I'd give live TLP a shot, but that's just a clusterfuck of farming Chrono and releasing new expansions every 7 minutes.

90 percent of people who raid on blue dont give a shit about the drama lol

[Trexller]

OP the emulator server you're looking for is TAKP

[Gustoo]

Lol, I'm not convinced that anyone on Red99 wants new long-term players. I have a 51 druid on there. The only reason people on Red invite new players is to have fresh meat to grind through their griefing pleasure in newbie zones with epic rogues deleveled that hang out in Mistmoore and Unrest.

Epic weapons have a level requirement. De-leveling only gives you the benefit of 2 levels above your current level in combat abilities.

On live there was a good period of time where you could be deleveled and maintain combat abilities of the higher level character you once were and it was quite menacing getting hit for maximum damage every single attack at level 10.

Epic's didn't show up on twinks until long after the de leveling thing was fixed and mostly happened in the POK era when the epic became pretty easy to get though the first epic twink I saw was in luclin era.

No one is prowling the noob zones of red99 with twink PK's lol with 30 population you would have to be truly depraved to still hope to find one noob within level range of your twink.

Regarding whether or not anyone wants any new players on red 99, I am sure they don't care.

[Jimjam]

I just don’t like the constant trash talk polluting the forums, /gu, discord ... it comes across as very “look at me” and unclassy.

[Samoht]

No one is prowling the noob zones of red99 with twink PK's lol with 30 population you would have to be truly depraved to still hope to find one noob within level range of your twink.

When I played red, there was always that one guy who would log into his delevelled rogue in MM to con us. Lucky enough, the first day he logged in we were too low. The third day he logged in, we were too high.

I'm not gonna talk about what happened on the second day, tho.

[PlsNoBan]

No one is prowling the noob zones of red99 with twink PK's

This is exactly what happened on multiple occasions with 3 different low lvl twink chars when I took the plunge to try red a couple years ago. One of them literally had full ToV gear on a lvl 20 or 30 something char. He was effortlessly soloing groups of ppl. Maybe it's different now? But I have a hard time believing much has changed.

Even if its not different tho I mean.... Who actually wants to play on a sub 100 active player server? EQ with 30 people isn't EQ.

[Rager and Quitter]

90 percent of people who raid on blue dont give a shit about the drama lol

They might not give a shit, but based on the constant back and forth you see on the forums, they are certainly impacted by it. If the forums are even a small part of the raiding scene on P99, it's a fucking man-child disaster. Every week I see post after post of Riot and Vanquish accusing each other of the same shit they're both guilty of.

[Disease]

I personally made my first million when I married my husband who got a settlement from a slip and fall. He called J.G. Wentworth 877 cash now and got his money now.

[Arvan]

80-90% of habitual forum posters quit p99 hope this helps OP does speak the truth though. If he has perfectly described your life seek help immediately.

[Rager and Quitter]

80-90% of habitual forum posters quit p99 hope this helps OP does speak the truth though. If he has perfectly described your life seek help immediately.

Wait. You're saying that many people are active on the forums (especially RnF) and they don't even play P99 anymore?

[Lojik]

Wait. You're saying that many people are active on the forums (especially RnF) and they don't even play P99 anymore?

Literally no one does that

[Tewaz]

Classic EQ is a game of time.

Time to level, time to camp and wait for a rare spawns for good items.

When you hit level cap and good gear, you play the time game for raid targets.

Players with time are always at the advantage. They play early to stock up on items that will go up in value when removed. They are available for every pop of a target with multiple alts camped out at each spawn.

It sucks to not have that level of time, but at least you're doing something constructive with your life and not chasing 20 year old elf quest pixels.

[apprentice04]

I mean, its your money so you should use it whenever you need to


I personally made my first million when I married my husband who got a settlement from a slip and fall. He called J.G. Wentworth 877 cash now and got his money now.

[Nibblewitz]

OP has no pixels and is poor IRL.

Moving to resolved

[Tunabros]

literally not that hard to be a warm bod, OP

worked for me and I got gear

play smarter not harder

ez

[Zoggren]

I think things are starting to get spicier on blue. New guilds challenging for mobs, Kittens showing a strong force, Riot not quite dead yet. These guilds on these quakes are starting to really battle. Obviously Vanquish is taking the majority of the mobs, but if these other smaller guilds could just drop their ego's and work together, they could really challenge the king.

More people in the newish guilds are learning what it takes to succeed against the top guilds. Stop playing the victim and show us what you got! Play the game against us, not against the environment.

[Tewaz]

The question is when will Vanquish "split" and "ally" with Vanquish for more rolls.

[Tunabros]

still waiting for riot + kittens merge

100% will be badass

[starkind]

Op RecondoJoe? Try ezserver or red.

[eladrimar]

Somehow there are adults that are able to play P99 for 12-14+hrs every single day. Because they have no jobs, families, or hobbies outside of P99, they spend all of their waking efforts lusting after pixels, cheating for an edge, and shitting on other players they see as speed bumps in the way of gearing their 9th throwaway alt.

How do you do it? Grandparents? Sugardaddies? Feigned disability? Squating in abandoned buildings near wifi?

It's confusing.

He ain't wrong tho. If you feel offended by this, maybe its time to think about what you're doing with your one life on Earth.

[unsunghero]

Literally no one does that

I post (mostly in OT) and don’t really play anymore. I have far less free time than I used to but even when I do I just can’t motivate myself to log in and continue the grind from 52 onward. I’ve done far worse grinds before, I don’t understand why I keep wussing out and instead end up just watching dumb shit on YouTube

If someone could loan me some fire twink gear for an alt that might entice me back. Jk don’t bc if it did it would probably only be for a short while and then it would be rotting :(

[Master Roshi]

The question is when will Vanquish "split" and "ally" with Vanquish for more rolls.

Wont work, you have to Ally pre-roll, and if you ally you only get 1 roll for the alliance. 15 different guilds could ally up, but they'd only get 1 roll.

[Bardp1999]

I just returned from a 5-day cruise to Mexico, meanwhile Chortles hit level 40 in Guk and OP got kicked out of his guild for being a toxic man baby who cant raid for shit.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Naethyn]

Competitive raiding is quakes. We are about to see an age of competition on p99 unlike any before. Increased quakes is what everyone has been asking for. Only cheating nerds who want to lord over pixels via means of poopsock aren’t happy with these changes.

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/32GmvQE.jpg

[starkind]

How r ur feet doing bard?

[Rager and Quitter]

I just returned from a 5-day cruise to Mexico, meanwhile Chortles hit level 40 in Guk and OP got kicked out of his guild for being a toxic man baby who cant raid for shit.

Nah. I've never raided on P99, and never been in a raiding guild (was in Kittens long before they started raiding, back when it was a leveling guild).

[Ravager]

Saturday night. Nothing but losers online and somehow I can't find a group for any of my chars.

[Bardp1999]

Nah. I've never raided on P99, and never been in a raiding guild (was in Kittens long before they started raiding, back when it was a leveling guild).

I guess I'm confused as to your post then...?... You have no experience raiding but are crying about how neckbeards are ruining the server...?... Are you mad about HHK goblins or something? Explain your troubles to me young elf

[ReoDobbs]

I guess I'm confused as to your post then...?... You have no experience raiding but are crying about how neckbeards are ruining the server...?... Are you mad about HHK goblins or something? Explain your troubles to me young elf

Ive been menaing to ask, but it hasnt been the right forums. Who the hell puts a WoW character in their signature?

@OP "poopsocking" is a phrase for many people; however I'm pretty sure with some of the mental illness in the top raid guilds it's also literal.

[Trazic]

I don't believe OP when he says he has never been in a raiding guild. Why else would he write this line:


the top raiding guilds seem to hate their own members as much as they hate the rival guilds.s.

Unless he experienced this purported intra-guild hate himself?

My money is on Xosire. Who else would be this mad at both Vanquish and Riot? Plus Xosire was a dwarf and OP's listed location is Kaladim. I rest my case.

[cd288]

Somehow there are adults that are able to play P99 for 12-14+hrs every single day. Because they have no jobs, families, or hobbies outside of P99, they spend all of their waking efforts lusting after pixels, cheating for an edge, and shitting on other players they see as speed bumps in the way of gearing their 9th throwaway alt.

How do you do it? Grandparents? Sugardaddies? Feigned disability? Squating in abandoned buildings near wifi?

It's confusing.

I’ve never agreed with a post more. Especially the part about how weird it is that most of this is all over trying to get pixels for their 9th character. Like at a certain point how can they still care this much

[Wall O Lead]

I’ve never agreed with a post more. Especially the part about how weird it is that most of this is all over trying to get pixels for their 9th character. Like at a certain point how can they still care this much

Lot to do with the time sunk fallacy and the fear of missing out... I'd imagine.

[turbosilk]

I've never even raided on P99. I thought I wanted to try, but I'm learning this server is for people who actually have no life, not to mention the top raiding guilds seem to hate their own members as much as they hate the rival guilds. There should be a disclaimer for people seeking nostalgia raiding that their is no room for them here.

I'd give live TLP a shot, but that's just a clusterfuck of farming Chrono and releasing new expansions every 7 minutes.

Maybe come check out the Firiona Vie recreation under preferred servers. It's not very populated yet but the people that play are helpful and friendly. We're currently rolling out Kunark content and validated quests.

You can definately get nostalgia raiding in. All of the classic content has been on farm for around 8 months.

[Plaguu~]

Maybe come check out the Firiona Vie recreation under preferred servers. It's not very populated yet but the people that play are helpful and friendly. We're currently rolling out Kunark content and validated quests.

You can definately get nostalgia raiding in. All of the classic content has been on farm for around 8 months.

Can't find if they allow boxing or not on their site.

[Zendir]

Somehow there are adults that are able to play P99 for 12-14+hrs every single day. Because they have no jobs, families, or hobbies outside of P99, they spend all of their waking efforts lusting after pixels, cheating for an edge, and shitting on other players they see as speed bumps in the way of gearing their 9th throwaway alt.

How do you do it? Grandparents? Sugardaddies? Feigned disability? Squating in abandoned buildings near wifi?

It's confusing.

Retired at 40 and cant go on adventure 24/7/365

[unsunghero]

I’ve never agreed with a post more. Especially the part about how weird it is that most of this is all over trying to get pixels for their 9th character. Like at a certain point how can they still care this much

A dangerous level of personal involvement when it comes time to shut down

Shoot, I felt pretty bad when classic Wow a few years ago came to an end and all I could do was merge my char onto a completely dead (like 6 players on any of them, no joke) forever-classic realm since I didn’t want to continue the expansion progression

And I didn’t put 1/100th the work into that classic wow char as some people have on their p99 char(s)

I guess the way to cushion the blow of the eventual permanent shutdown is knowing another will probably just take its place, with fewer people tho

[Rager and Quitter]

Maybe come check out the Firiona Vie recreation under preferred servers. It's not very populated yet but the people that play are helpful and friendly. We're currently rolling out Kunark content and validated quests.

You can definately get nostalgia raiding in. All of the classic content has been on farm for around 8 months.

How many people regularly play on it? Looks like you need a different client than P99 as well?

[turbosilk]

Can't find if they allow boxing or not on their site.

Boxing is allowed. Here is the current ruleset - "Boxing Limit: When we need to restrict boxing, we will--please be a grown up when/if that happens."

Many people use a tailored MQ2 +E3 setup customized by Manwe.

[turbosilk]

How many people regularly play on it? Looks like you need a different client than P99 as well?

There are probably 30 active people currently and it is expected to pick up as Kunark is released. All of the classic content is available and legacy items haven't yet been nerfed out and the Kunark zones around Cabilis open and with people leveling Iksar and validating the quests.

You do have to download their client. That part is easy because if you are playing P99 you open that client and select the P99 client and if FVP you open that client and select the FVP server.

[Rager and Quitter]

There are probably 30 active people currently and it is expected to pick up as Kunark is released. All of the classic content is available and legacy items haven't yet been nerfed out and the Kunark zones around Cabilis open and with people leveling Iksar and validating the quests.

You do have to download their client. That part is easy because if you are playing P99 you open that client and select the P99 client and if FVP you open that client and select the FVP server.

Sounds like everyone boxes a toon or two?

[turbosilk]

Sounds like everyone boxes a toon or two?

Most box at least a group and then multiple people group up for raids and usually when people raid it is opened up to the entire server for public zones. Instancing is also set up so if people have cleared the main publick normal zone you can still go in with a raid into an instance. Instances reset every 4 days.

For the significantly harder content like sky and queen bee, efreetis you need a pretty sizable raid force.

There is no poopsocking. There is no lawyerquesting. There are no all hours batphones.
There is no rampant cheating and toxic behavior to get to a boss first. The devs are active and responsive. It reminds me of my first few years raiding on Tunare from 1999+.

[Convict]

Retired at 40 and cant go on adventure 24/7/365

ah yes if its one thing ive learned about classic everquest it is that the people who play this 80+ hours a week are all wealthy early retirees or stay-at-home self employed successful businessmen who are happily married with just a total unicorn of a wife who have absolutely no problem with their husbands playing a video game 12+ hours every day

[Tann]

ah yes if its one thing ive learned about classic everquest it is that the people who play this 80+ hours a week are all wealthy early retirees or stay-at-home self employed successful businessmen who are happily married with just a total unicorn of a wife who have absolutely no problem with their husbands playing a video game 12+ hours every day

Said unicorn wife gingerly wanders around the house in lingerie, bringing you beers, hot pockets, and bj's without even needing to ask. She is the bread winner as well, being a 80+ hour a week p99 raider netted you an instragram/onlyfans model who gets that sweet cheddar so you can get those sweet pixels.

[Kohedron]

It is kinda crazy, some people here are gonna be on their deathbed and look back on their EQ accomplishments. I mean if you've played the same game for he last 23 years, with no end in sight...

[Naethyn]

ah yes if its one thing ive learned about classic everquest it is that the people who play this 80+ hours a week are all wealthy early retirees or stay-at-home self employed successful businessmen who are happily married with just a total unicorn of a wife who have absolutely no problem with their husbands playing a video game 12+ hours every day

[Samoht]

ah yes if its one thing ive learned about classic everquest it is that the people who play this 80+ hours a week are all wealthy early retirees or stay-at-home self employed successful businessmen who are happily married with just a total unicorn of a wife who have absolutely no problem with their husbands playing a video game 12+ hours every day

Post reeks of envy and copium.

Only people clocking 80+ hours last week were Riot on their consolation Tunares twice in twice in the same week.

[PlsNoBan]

It's hilarious watching Vanq and Riot members talk shit about each other and look down on each other like they aren't two sides of the same coin

[Plaguu~]

Post reeks of envy and copium.

Only people clocking 80+ hours last week were Riot on their consolation Tunares twice in twice in the same week.

there is something seriously wrong with you

[Bardp1999]

It's hilarious watching Vanq and Riot members talk shit about each other and look down on each other like they aren't two sides of the same coin

https://i.imgur.com/M1A3HyT.jpg

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Ooloo]

can't they ever just name a guild guildy mcguild or something? does it always have to be a word that a member of korn would get tatooed somewhere visible?

[cd288]

Post reeks of envy and copium.

Only people clocking 80+ hours last week were Riot on their consolation Tunares twice in twice in the same week.

Dude everything aside you really need to stop posting. You’re embarrassing yourself and by extension your guild. The only reason I’m not surprised Vanquish hasn’t messaged you privately to tell you to stop is because Furoar is the leader

Just so you no, no one is envious of pixels in a 23 year old game that they’re playing on a private emulated server. Chill out.

[wagorf]

It's hilarious watching Vanq and Riot members talk shit about each other and look down on each other like they aren't two sides of the same coin

[Freakish]

can't they ever just name a guild guildy mcguild or something? does it always have to be a word that a member of korn would get tatooed somewhere visible?

The kittens who say meow tattoo just screams freak on a leash.

[Caball]

The kittens who say meow tattoo just screams freak on a leash.

…what tattoo lol gotta explain!

[Convict]

Post reeks of envy and copium.

Only people clocking 80+ hours last week were Riot on their consolation Tunares twice in twice in the same week.

yeah im green with envy you nailed it

you guys already lost velious to rampage a long time ago and yet 7 years in are still here spending unhealthy amounts of time trying to be king of the hill

[Samoht]

yeah im green with envy you nailed it

you guys already lost velious to rampage a long time ago and yet 7 years in are still here spending unhealthy amounts of time trying to be king of the hill

I never played against Rampage in Velious, so I didn't lose anything. /shrug

Any other losers trying to vicariously live through other guilds to claim victory in the current meta?

[cd288]

I never played against Rampage in Velious, so I didn't lose anything. /shrug

Any other losers trying to vicariously live through other guilds to claim victory in the current meta?

The only loser here is you dude, look at your posts lol

[Samoht]

The only loser here is you dude, look at your posts lol

:confused:

You have more posts than me.

And you seem to cry a lot on the forums.

A LOT.

So many criot tears.

[Graahle]

I'd give live TLP a shot, but that's just a clusterfuck of farming Chrono and releasing new expansions every 7 minutes.

wrong

[cd288]

:confused:

You have more posts than me.

And you seem to cry a lot on the forums.

A LOT.

So many criot tears.

Oh I wasn’t referring to post count. I meant the literal words in your post. Look at yourself lmao

[cd288]

But oh wait you’re the guy with bad reading comprehension I forgot. No wonder you misunderstood my original comment. I’ll make sure to write more simply for you in the future big dawg

[Clearmind]

How do you do it? Grandparents? Sugardaddies? Feigned disability? Squating in abandoned buildings near wifi?

It's confusing. OP that is

[Convict]

Any other losers trying to vicariously live through other guilds to claim victory in the current meta?

lmao you are shockingly dumb

[Ravager]

lmao you are shockingly dumb

It's not that shocking. Posting in RnF drops everyone's IQ by 34 points.

[starkind]

I've learned to write better and be more funny.

[Gravydoo II]

Lol, I'm not convinced that anyone on Red99 wants new long-term players. I have a 51 druid on there. The only reason people on Red invite new players is to have fresh meat to grind through their griefing pleasure in newbie zones with epic rogues deleveled that hang out in Mistmoore and Unrest.

holy shit i cannot believe that is a thing. disgusting.. i can smell the roast beef smell coming off the character omfg is gross

[starkind]

You're not a real man until you can't bend over and are using wet wipes to shower!

[unsunghero]

You're not a real man until you can't bend over and are using wet wipes to shower!

I’d stumbled upon some clips from my 600lb life. Looks so miserable, living in their flesh prisons. They even constantly say they are miserable. I blame whoever is living with them for enabling them

[starkind]

I’d stumbled upon some clips from my 600lb life. Looks so miserable, living in their flesh prisons. They even constantly say they are miserable. I blame whoever is living with them for enabling them

Tru.

I'm not 600lb

Thank G-d.

Skinny can get really busted up 2 tho.