do you think choartles snoartles still stalks the ladies on p99?

[layhousehours]

i do.

he has been banned several times for creepy stalker behavior and real life threats.

i wonder why they let him play here and post on these forums?

people like that are incapable of changing.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/DSxZ0PL.gif

[starkind]

Howd ur meet up with bardp go?

[Magaman]

Please animal crossing image

[starkind]

U4lz8MN6MQA

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/vSofSjl.jpg

[Reiwa]

christmasham69 ?

[Bardp1999]

I think OP is stalking our sweet man baby Chortles, made a new forum handle just to make a fan thread

[unsunghero]

There’s ladies on p99?

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/LzIZEu1.gif

[Tunabros]

go on any girl's forum page and you can see that snortles has the + sign next to his name


bro is starving

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Tunabros]

go on any girl's forum page and you can see that snortles has the + sign next to his name


bro is starving

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Tunabros]

go on any girl's forum page and you can see that snortles has the + sign next to his name


bro is starving

[Danth]

There’s ladies on p99?

Not many at the high-end, but in the other parts of the game there's a fair proportion of women playing. If you mostly hang out at the high-end and surround yourself with a bunch of lonely nerds odds are P99 might seem like a sausage-fest, but that's not fully representative for the server as a whole. This past winter, for example, my active friend list of folks the wife and I liked hanging out with had about as many women players as men.

Danth

[Grapeape]

Not many at the high-end, but in the other parts of the game there's a fair proportion of women playing. If you mostly hang out at the high-end and surround yourself with a bunch of lonely nerds odds are P99 might seem like a sausage-fest, but that's not fully representative for the server as a whole. This past winter, for example, my active friend list of folks the wife and I liked hanging out with had about as many women players as men.

Danth

Why do you believe women can't play high end content? That seems awfully sexist.

[christmas_ham69]

christmasham69 ?


Negative. I ate a ban for a "racist" meme, funny how my accounts get shitcanned for calling out this manlet everytime.

Visualize this: Chortles logging into his FOHGUILD forums account and deleting his post history after people reposted his livejournal tier blogging about his dismal career and fucked up life in their IRL Forum (LOL).


https://i.imgur.com/E3F7PqP.png

[starkind]

Why do you believe women can't play high end content? That seems awfully sexist.

Don't want to. Not can't. Don't need to.

[Magaman]

Thank you.

[PlsNoBan]

Don't want to. Not can't. Don't need to.

I heard a rumor that if you're a girl IRL that is 1+ steps above a literal troll in appearance you can just flirt with GM's to satisfy your endgame loot needs. Seems fairly efficient and much easier than doing it the other way

[Fammaden]

Why do you believe women can't play high end content? That seems awfully sexist.

There's plenty of women in the top raid guilds on both servers. As usual Danth projects all kinds of stuff on to what the raid scene is like without knowing what he's talking about.

[starkind]

I heard a rumor that if you're a girl IRL that is 1+ steps above a literal troll in appearance you can just flirt with GM's to satisfy your endgame loot needs. Seems fairly efficient and much easier than doing it the other way

There's plenty of women in the top raid guilds on both servers. As usual Danth projects all kinds of stuff on to what the raid scene is like without knowing what he's talking about.
Two confirmed women here lol )

[Chortles Snortles]

(lol)

[Tunabros]

you're a fucking creep, snortles

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Tunabros]

fucking pervert

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/Liqro6i.jpg

[Tunabros]

-perverted
-short
-browses 4chan

got a normie incel on our hands, fellas

[unsunghero]

Why do you believe women can't play high end content? That seems awfully sexist.

There seems to be a lack of women at the high end of competitive e-sports games for some reason, that’s been known at least

[layhousehours]

should have made this a pole fuck

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/dUx69b7.jpg

[starkind]

should have made this a pole fuck

Click thread tools.

[Reiwa]

There seems to be a lack of women at the high end of competitive e-sports games for some reason, that’s been known at least

I can think of a solution if you're interested. 👙🌊

[unsunghero]

I can think of a solution if you're interested. 👙🌊

I’m hesitant to ask but what’s the solution?

This right-leaning youtuber is kinda misogynist but he touches on it. Long vid tho

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=f7fuVcYEGks

[layhousehours]

https://i.imgur.com/dUx69b7.jpg

who is this guy?

[Bardp1999]

Getting macequest vibes from this thread - subscribing

[Reiwa]

I’m hesitant to ask but what’s the solution?



I think her name is Lia.

[Jibartik]

lol people trying to figure out why on the top level of e sports getting free stuff from 12 year old boys is not a winning qualification?

[Jibartik]

Im halfway through this video god women are STUPID!

[starkind]

Click thread tools.
Op, you're welcome.
I can think of a solution if you're interested. 👙🌊

Plz !

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/tuXhaPk.jpg

[Tunabros]

cant wait for your ban, you pervert

[Rager and Quitter]

Is Chortl(ol)es really ugly IRL? Maybe he's just super awkward and insecure? It's not like getting a girlfriend is hard lol. I never understood why people make it seem too difficult to get a girlfriend or even have regular sex.

[starkind]

Naw he's not gross or super uggho. Kinda ok. Probably needs to eat less mac n cheese and lose some of the covid weight.

[Reiwa]

Op, you're welcome.

what! you can edit in a poll with that after you messed it up already?

🤯

[starkind]

Idk. I put polls in threads without polls. I never tried to redo a pre-existing poll.

Gotta own the thread tho.

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/iYizEfJ.mp4

[Bardp1999]

Bump for good thread title

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Jibartik]

cant wait for your ban, you pervert

https://i.imgur.com/gxnk5D8.png
#conspiracy

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/hF638Se.png

[christmas_ham69]

https://i.imgur.com/E3F7PqP.png

https://i.imgur.com/Sc9eJ6P.gif

[starkind]

https://i.imgur.com/lJW6wFk.jpeg

[MrSparkle001]

https://i.imgur.com/lJW6wFk.jpeg

Oh don't tempt me to start posting cringe lol.

[unsunghero]

https://i.imgur.com/Sc9eJ6P.gif

That’s gotta be a friend of his, considering the dude was smiling and someone knew to film it right then, pre-arranged

But if not, super dick move. I’d be really tempted to do it right back to the dude…problem is I’d be in sucker punch range, and I don’t like putting myself in a position to be punched before I can react. Not really a good solution there if looking to avoid an assault charge

[Jibartik]

I’d be really tempted to do it right back to the dude…



RjdI4Ujcink

[Jibartik]

https://i.imgur.com/wsXeJ6k.png

[unsunghero]

Dating apps is where it’s at. I’m dating a gal who my folks set me up (stepmom’s co-worker) with who I like quite a bit, but based on everything I’ve heard from friends and fam I definitely don’t want to settle with the first gal I started dating after a 4+ year hiatus. And luckily she doesn’t want to rush into anything serious either

But unless someone fixes you up like I was lucky to have, it seems dating apps are really the only chance. So I put up a profile on tinder and bumble at the same time a few weeks ago to try to play the field a bit more. Tinder I just met a hot Dominican chick who was down to hook up on the second date, interestingly enuf has the same name as the other girl I’m dating. But she’s kinda super dumb and also a huge coke fiend (this chick will do a gram of blow in like an hour), and it’s almost painful trying to talk. She’s so dumb she doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed because the meteor would have burned up their bones, and when I try to explain that it was the dust cloud that killed the plants which caused a ripple effect killing the herbivores and then the carnivores that feed on those she says “but the bones woulda burned up”. So I have what I call the light (goodly, doesn’t drink no drugs) and the dark (dumb, kinda heavy drug using) version of the same name I see but I’m about to drop the dark one

Anyway this was the first person I met off tinder so it’s kinda made tinder seem kinda ghetto to me. Bumble you have to both like each other and then the chick has to respond in 2 days or that’s it. I’ve been liked by like 383 chicks but you can’t see who unless you pay bumble (and it’s a lot), so fuck that I’m not paying. I’ve only been matched with 3 thus far and none of them messaged, even though they have to be the one to message (with tinder you both have to like each other but then you can message). But the girls on bumble seem much more functional and actually really hot, like almost all like models

I may fire up my old match profile as well. I think juggling multiple apps is really the way to go, and you have to spend like at least 10-15min a day liking profiles or you have no chance

[Reiwa]

Dating apps is where it’s at. I’m dating a gal who my folks set me up (stepmom’s co-worker) with who I like quite a bit, but based on everything I’ve heard from friends and fam I definitely don’t want to settle with the first gal I started dating after a 4+ year hiatus. And luckily she doesn’t want to rush into anything serious either

But unless someone fixes you up like I was lucky to have, it seems dating apps are really the only chance. So I put up a profile on tinder and bumble at the same time a few weeks ago to try to play the field a bit more. Tinder I just met a hot Dominican chick who was down to hook up on the second date, interestingly enuf has the same name as the other girl I’m dating. But she’s kinda super dumb and also a huge coke fiend (this chick will do a gram of blow in like an hour), and it’s almost painful trying to talk. She’s so dumb she doesn’t believe dinosaurs existed because the meteor would have burned up their bones, and when I try to explain that it was the dust cloud that killed the plants which caused a ripple effect killing the herbivores and then the carnivores that feed on those she says “but the bones woulda burned up”. So I have what I call the light (goodly, doesn’t drink no drugs) and the dark (dumb, kinda heavy drug using) version of the same name I see but I’m about to drop the dark one

Anyway this was the first person I met off tinder so it’s kinda made tinder seem kinda ghetto to me. Bumble you have to both like each other and then the chick has to respond in 2 days or that’s it. I’ve been liked by like 383 chicks but you can’t see who unless you pay bumble (and it’s a lot), so fuck that I’m not paying. I’ve only been matched with 3 thus far and none of them messaged, even though they have to be the one to message (with tinder you both have to like each other but then you can message). But the girls on bumble seem much more functional and actually really hot, like almost all like models

I may fire up my old match profile as well. I think juggling multiple apps is really the way to go, and you have to spend like at least 10-15min a day liking profiles or you have no chance

You should delete your dating apps and give her a real go.

Need you to get like 7 kids to save this country. :p

[unsunghero]

You should delete your dating apps and give her a real go.

Need you to get like 7 kids to save this country. :p

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

[unsunghero]

Oh this is probably common knowledge but obviously try to get your shit together as best you can before you start dating. Get in as good of shape as you can, decent clothes picked out, have your place clean and guest ready, alcohol that girls like in the fridge (I have mojitos, margaritas, and white claws that I don’t drink)

Not to be sexist but girls kinda suck at humor but love to laugh. So having an array of funny stories to relate can def help. I’ve told the same stories on multiple dates with diff girls now when they happen to fit in the flow of conversation because I know they crack up the person. And sometimes the more you tell the story the better you get at it

Just my 0.02

[Trexller]

I heard a rumor that if you're a girl IRL that is 1+ steps above a literal troll in appearance you can just flirt with GM's to satisfy your endgame loot needs. Seems fairly efficient and much easier than doing it the other way

anyone remember when Sirken The Douche got cat-fished by some female-troll lookin' p99 player?

and then finally got his ass canned and banned for giving her free lootz and mob spawn info?

there was a pic floating around at one point *shudders*

that woman probably has PTSD from having to cyber Sirken.

[Reiwa]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

Bro, you're both gonna resent each other after awhile for anyone you marry. 😼

[Skarne]

I’m too narcissistic still to be a good parent, great with kids but only for short periods before I start to get bored/frazzled. At least I recognize this tho, unlike shitty parents who have kids and then neglect them

Also worried that settling with the first person I meet makes me vulnerable to one of 2 outcomes: being resentful of them at some future point for depriving me of seeing other people, or cheating on them. I refuse to cheat ever bc I saw what that did to my parent when one cheated on the other, so I can’t put myself in a position to be tempted

But not to make this about me, I just wanted to relate that dating apps are my recommendation. Tinder thus far seems to be dumb slutty gals, bumble I haven’t met anyone yet but seems promising, and match I had some success with years ago meeting a few nice/smart/professional/higher educated gals. That’s my experience with the apps

You should give Grindr a try and then tell at least 10 people to make an account. If you don't, 10 children will die next week. Forward this message to at least 10 people or ELSE!!!

[starkind]

Turns out I'm quite normal after all.

[Chortles Snortles]

can we go back to making fun of me please

[MrSparkle001]

can we go back to making fun of me please


https://i.imgur.com/aGD7wrB.gif

[Tunabros]

can we go back to making fun of me please

pervert :rolleyes:

[unsunghero]

can we go back to making fun of me please

[MrSparkle001]

https://i.imgur.com/SpJlvMq.png

[Bardp1999]

Dating apps is where it’s at

Chortles only dating app is Upper Guk /OOC

k-k-k-kayte want to go to d-d-diner with me

[Tunabros]

w-w-w-watch my s-stream (lol) ;)

[WokeCat]

lol

[WokeCat]

is paisle at r isk lets keep it real

i do be noticing hes a recent visitor on her page 24/7

[Jimjam]

Plz stop bullying my fwen Charlie cos they are currently going through a really difficult time at the moment, processing loss and feeling pretty silly right now.

Don't make me cast summon Janny.

[magnetaress]

an obvious ye

[paisley]

is paisle at r isk lets keep it real

i do be noticing hes a recent visitor on her page 24/7

Wokecat obsessed with me , stalks recent visits on my profile 24/7

Did you like my pfp hon, Blissey said it would make u cr3@m ngl, whatever that meanz :D

[paisley]

Also hello to my
Friends Tess and jimjam

[Jobaber]

Chortles hasnt posted pics with the babes since he started playing his necromancer.

Everquest is a soul crushing heroin drug.

[Jobaber]

before eq

EURZuzHyWb0

after eq

https://www.project1999.com/forums/showthread.php?t=414037

[unsunghero]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlInVat7jc

[unsunghero]

^
Dude got arrested later for pedo stuff

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/Z4pxvup.jpg

[Encroaching Death]

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=sUlInVat7jc

'...she was my cousin'.

https://media.tenor.com/mw9HvcsJ3VYAAAAM/pardon-me.gif

[Toxigen]

macequest

[WokeCat]

Wokecat obsessed with me , stalks recent visits on my profile 24/7

Did you like my pfp hon, Blissey said it would make u cr3@m ngl, whatever that meanz :Dthat chick hardly knows me at all ngl

I knew Blissey for less than 2 months before I blocked her, and by her own account, we never spoke about anything sexual

Almost every picture I’ve seen of her was long after I blocked her, and one of the only times I’ve ever VCd with her was with you in the call because Jixio wanted to add her and I didn’t think she would actually join

It just feels weird how she portrays herself as an expert on me when I’ve literally spent more time talking to almost anyone else from gaia 😹

[Trexller]

https://i.imgur.com/JRsdzm2.jpeg

[aussenseiter]

https://i.imgur.com/JRsdzm2.jpeg

Katy Perry is a bad influence on every cohort except college educated SWF 😢

They can't be worsened

[magnetaress]

Katy Perry is a bad influence on every cohort except college educated SWF 😢

They can't be worsened

She looks p gud there

[aussenseiter]

She looks p gud there

Not denying that.

[Encroaching Death]

Not denying that.

I'd suck the soul from Katy Perry.

She wouldn't have any blood in her body after I was done with her.

That's how hot she is. I would become a vampire and drink all her blood.