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Chortles Snortles
05-17-2022, 11:06 AM
….may he sleep peacefully, until the long night returns

starkind
05-17-2022, 11:07 AM
did u lose ur phylacraty?

OuterChimp
05-17-2022, 11:50 AM
Died in HS and not able to CR?

Bardp1999
05-17-2022, 12:43 PM
I'll summon your corpse and rez you if you are not good enough to recover yourself as a necro (lol)

Chortles Snortles
05-17-2022, 01:18 PM
eq break time until fall doofus

loramin
05-17-2022, 01:45 PM
eq break time until fall doofus

Is it harvesting season or something?

Chortles Snortles
05-17-2022, 02:10 PM
https://i.imgur.com/U4TFODQ.jpg

Bardp1999
05-17-2022, 05:28 PM
Another sad cry for attention

TLDR; a random unguilded shit tier necro is taking a break from the emulated server so everyone be aware

loramin
05-17-2022, 05:53 PM
https://i.imgur.com/U4TFODQ.jpg

So it is harvesting season? Seasonal farm work is rough business; if I had to do it I too would probably post lots of images pretending that I work in an office.

Chortles Snortles
05-17-2022, 09:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/U4TFODQ.jpg

Mblake1981
05-17-2022, 10:00 PM
So it is harvesting season? Seasonal farm work is rough business; if I had to do it I too would probably post lots of images pretending that I work in an office.

Upside down world.

cannobeers3
05-17-2022, 10:22 PM
Well, I'm sure they'll let you graduate if you complete your mandatory summer coursework.

All the beSt

DMN
05-18-2022, 02:16 AM
yYour princess is another brothel.

Skarne
05-18-2022, 08:15 AM
Somebody needs to get themselves a holy hand grenade of Antioch

starkind
05-18-2022, 08:52 AM
https://i.imgur.com/E97SI5W.jpg

Mazoku
05-19-2022, 03:42 AM
I sincerely hope that is their Tinder profile picture. That is amazing cosplay but wow they are short enough to be a halfling.

starkind
05-19-2022, 08:50 AM
Maybe it's a really tall lightswitch.

One of the baddest ass cosplays ever. Even the really old man in me approves of this one.

cannobeers3
05-19-2022, 12:30 PM
Top-notch scowl for a little person.

cd288
05-19-2022, 12:39 PM
So it is harvesting season? Seasonal farm work is rough business; if I had to do it I too would probably post lots of images pretending that I work in an office.

Believe harvesting generally takes place in the late fall

Jibartik
05-19-2022, 12:40 PM
do people that do cosplay have like crazy roleplay sex?

starkind
05-19-2022, 12:43 PM
They probably just attack eachother lacking any boundaries or common sense and self restraint. Or morality and ethic.

Cosplay is idolatry. And it's greedy. It's not at all about the welfare of others or seeking Christ.

loramin
05-19-2022, 02:25 PM
Believe harvesting generally takes place in the late fall

True, but it depends on your crop. Maybe he's working on a cucumber farm, shallot farm, cantaloupe farm, etc.

Mazoku
05-19-2022, 03:49 PM
do people that do cosplay have like crazy roleplay sex?

I believe so yes! Time for me to start Cosplayersonly.com the dating website ONLY for cosplayers. (You cannot go to your date without your uniform/costume.)

cannobeers3
05-19-2022, 08:23 PM
Apples are big in NY, so that could be the crop the aforementioned hero tends to. I'm sure all of the hitchhiking pays off though since it is harder to find good apple pickers these days and pay is likely higher than pre-pandemic times.

Of course, apples are fall (I think?) so maybe the summer thing is merely a ruse. These are troubled times we live in.

Duik
05-19-2022, 10:47 PM
Maybe it's a really tall lightswitch.

One of the baddest ass cosplays ever. Even the really old man in me approves of this one.

Photo was taken at his friends house, a giant cosplayer i think.
Also, pretty cool pic would look good going to church (any of them) like that.

Duik
05-19-2022, 10:48 PM
Also, apples are fall is atrocious grammar.

cannobeers3
05-19-2022, 11:06 PM
Sorry Chortles alt account.

Apples are usually harvested in the fall, but some summer varieties will be plucked in August-September.

Good luck on finding work.

starkind
05-20-2022, 10:47 AM
Photo was taken at his friends house, a giant cosplayer i think.
Also, pretty cool pic would look good going to church (any of them) like that.

I have no idea I don't stalk cosplayers online. Just a random image G-d gave me to reshare.

I normally despise cosplay.

This dude is a badass mf'er tho. Seriously big hat tips in their general metaphysical direction.

Chortles Snortles
05-20-2022, 10:49 AM
imagine having an alt forum acct
(lol)

reznor_
05-20-2022, 11:39 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Z7t6upv.jpg

Bardp1999
05-20-2022, 01:18 PM
So what are your plans for the summer that are so important that you decided to make a forum post announcing a semi-retirement? Must be some big plans yes? Rehab? Eviction? Pawning your computer?

Chortles Snortles
05-20-2022, 01:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

Bardp1999
05-20-2022, 05:37 PM
https://i.imgur.com/CutKjHL.jpg

Chortles Snortles
05-20-2022, 05:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/jSGlQr2.jpg

Bardp1999
05-20-2022, 06:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8godo5B.jpg

starkind
05-20-2022, 08:38 PM
Can this thread get any better?

Chortles Snortles
05-20-2022, 09:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9LQxafa.jpg

starkind
05-21-2022, 12:40 AM
Yep. That's me right now. Sans the cute ears.

cannobeers3
05-21-2022, 01:19 AM
Ah. 4-Chan person.

Cool. G'luck with your manifesto.

starkind
05-21-2022, 01:30 AM
Manifestos are sexist.

cannobeers3
05-21-2022, 01:47 AM
Manifestx is both inclusive and festive.

On a more administrative note, this forum subsection is wildly alarming. Next thing we know, that mypillow guy is going to show up yell sausages at people.

YendorLootmonkey
05-21-2022, 07:50 AM
do people that do cosplay have like crazy roleplay sex?

No... the shovel is cumbersome and keeps getting in the way. :(

Chortles Snortles
05-21-2022, 09:53 AM
https://i.imgur.com/YgwCiby.jpg

Danth
05-21-2022, 02:56 PM
What made you pick Charasis? Did it seem like a classy spot to log out in or was the character simply left there after engaging in some project you were up to?

Jimjam
05-21-2022, 03:32 PM
Needz keyz

Jimjam
05-21-2022, 03:34 PM
No... the shovel is cumbersome and keeps getting in the way. :(

https://i.imgur.com/YgwCiby.jpg nothong will convince me this isn’t a doxxed photograph of Yendor 😂

Chortles Snortles
05-21-2022, 06:50 PM
dying 10 additional times trying to recover your corpse solo from HS east as a lvl 53 NEC on a summer conditions IRL day while your DD tiddy gf is walking around in a bra and panties really puts life into perspective sip

i immediately slinked into bed early and banged my 10/10 gf in solace

THANKS A LOT BRAD, YOU SWEET EVIL PRINCE WHY DID CT TAKE THEE

*cries* (in game emote)

starkind
05-22-2022, 11:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/rw9Z0et.png

i wouldn't tiny eye this image source was kinda sketchy

Ratchet51
05-23-2022, 01:24 PM
i immediately slinked into bed early and banged my 10/10 gf in solace
*cries* (in game emote)

I do this all the time, can relate.

Bardp1999
05-23-2022, 09:36 PM
Pretty bad that he has to let his corpse rot in order to retrieve it (lol). Get fucked OP

Tunabros
06-04-2022, 03:50 PM
n-n-n-notice me guys. I am a niche micro internet celebrity who spends 10 hours a

day on forums!

(snortles still mad)

starkind
06-04-2022, 04:20 PM
Says the guy who bumps 15 Chortles threads the minute he's unban.

Jimjam
06-04-2022, 04:38 PM
Welcome back!

Is Tunabros a play on Τύρναβος (Turnabos) a protected food / drink name or The Great Tunarbos, a Legendary tree of Norrath?

Tunabros
06-04-2022, 05:10 PM
Says the guy who bumps 15 Chortles threads the minute he's unban.

u literally got 2k posts during the time i got banned

get a life, you fucking loser retard

holy shit

Chortles Snortles
06-04-2022, 05:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2CDBNmA.gif

Tunabros
06-04-2022, 05:23 PM
snortles never had a lv 60 toon, never had a fungi, never had an epic

let that sink in

Chortles Snortles
06-04-2022, 05:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2CDBNmA.gif

Jimjam
06-04-2022, 05:32 PM
The call signs of a player that never succumbed to pixel sickness!

Gustoo
06-04-2022, 06:29 PM
snortles never had a lv 60 toon, never had a fungi, never had an epic

let that sink in

Ya you’re really making him sound like some kinda true champ of Norrath here.

starkind
06-04-2022, 07:09 PM
u literally got 2k posts during the time i got banned

get a life, you fucking loser retard

holy shit

I was in the hospital. It's really boring there unless u just like watching TV. Hope this helps 🙏

Tunabros
06-04-2022, 08:43 PM
starkind ODs himself

yikes

Chortles Snortles
06-04-2022, 09:11 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HbxPkm9.jpg

Tunabros
06-04-2022, 09:21 PM
i knew u liked reading manga snortles

Chortles Snortles
06-04-2022, 09:49 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ni0Z53a.jpg

Tunabros
06-07-2022, 11:01 PM
nice selfie? i thought you were mexican or caucasian?

Reiwa
06-07-2022, 11:29 PM
nice selfie? i thought you were mexican or caucasian?

XRWgXuhMvgA

Chortles Snortles
06-08-2022, 07:31 AM
no

Tunabros
06-08-2022, 05:04 PM
chortles still mad to this day

keep stalking women

Im friends with a few of them and they all had something to say about your fucking

creepy ass

Chortles Snortles
06-08-2022, 05:34 PM
g-g-g-guys im friends with internet women (men) i never met but we chat a lot!!!
(lol)

Tunabros
06-08-2022, 05:35 PM
LOL that's serious cope