Iksar regen is bad for female players

[Elfminster]

1. Girls like being pretty and smooth

2. Iksar make the best monks and necromancers

3. Iksar aren't pretty and smooth

[Elfminster]

Mind you, I don't think Verant is known for having common sense after all the company created evil lizard monks (lol?) who make better monks than Bruce Lee.

It's like creating an evil Paladin which is better than a Paladin.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/EwAmhKf.png

[Elfminster]

https://i.imgur.com/EwAmhKf.png

Verant said "you can have your cake and eat it in our universe" when they created evil races which can heal and regen. They took it a step further though by creating superior evil monks. In verant's universe, evil has zen, wisdom and compassion and rangers are a laughing stock and women can't play good looking monks or necro. :rolleyes: I guess that's why they call it fantasy because in reality if you're evil you're not a hero.

[Elfminster]

TBH, girls not being able to play sexy necro is actually a good thing because that is having your cake and eatng it too. Evil is ugly be default but monk is totally different. How can you have an evil monk that's better than a real monk?

Humans/good are discriminated against in EQ. It's obvious.

IRL too.

[Naethyn]

The lizard men in real life are way more powerful than how they are represented in norrath.

[Jimjam]

My blue monk is a female iksar!

Lots of people play female iksar.

[Elfminster]

My blue monk is a female iksar!

Lots of people play female iksar.

The sky is yellow with pink spots to you though, so you're opinions are silly.

Here are the facts,

Girls shave their legs and wear makeup.
Cabilis is a sausagefest.

You see how that works?

Forcing girls to be ugly is cruel, it's like forcing men to be weak.

But do any real girls play on P99 when it's full of neckbeards arguing about which race makes the best shaman?

[Bardp1999]

https://i.imgur.com/Rc9peNL.png

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/CHOz4jw.jpg

[Jimjam]

The sky is yellow with pink spots to you though, so you're opinions are silly.

Here are the facts,

Girls shave their legs and wear makeup.
Cabilis is a sausagefest.

You see how that works?

Forcing girls to be ugly is cruel, it's like forcing men to be weak.

But do any real girls play on P99 when it's full of neckbeards arguing about which race makes the best shaman?

Watch an urban sunset sometime. They are often even more colourful than you describe.

If we’re gonna play stereotypes i’m gonna argue girls aren’t generally into the classes allowed to the iksar race anyway. By stereo type girls play druid, cleric and enchanter.

Idk if there is any basis in stereotypes. Obviously people are individuals making their own decisions so stereotypes don’t matter on an individual level.

[Reiwa]

Do the males lay eggs also?

[nyclin]

i'm sure this thread concept sounded great in your head, but i'm unsure as to why you went through with posting it

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/gotqm7X.png

[Vexenu]

Iksars should have been STR and INT capped at 200.

[DMN]

if a moron posts something on the internet, is someone else bound to read it?

[Reiwa]

if a moron posts something on the internet, is someone else bound to read it?

Vulgars gon' do what vulgars gon' do. :p

[mycoolrausch]

the only stats and/or gear that matter in eq are what the tank is wearing, what weapons and haste the melee have, and do the clerics have epic. everything else is vanity

[Toxigen]

the only stats and/or gear that matter in eq are what the tank is wearing, what weapons and haste the melee have, and do the clerics have epic. everything else is vanity

i beg to differ

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

i'm sure this thread concept sounded great in your head, but i'm unsure as to why you went through with posting it


I brought this up to my team, and they decided to postpone working on the most recent Webb data streams to figure this out. Should be no problem.


Edit: It's been 48 hours. They're all going back to trying to figure out the origin of the Universe.

[hobart]

The lizard men in real life are way more powerful than how they are represented in norrath.

This. Iksar monks actually a nerf

[Elfminster]

Watch an urban sunset sometime. They are often even more colourful than you describe.

If we’re gonna play stereotypes i’m gonna argue girls aren’t generally into the classes allowed to the iksar race anyway. By stereo type girls play druid, cleric and enchanter.

Idk if there is any basis in stereotypes. Obviously people are individuals making their own decisions so stereotypes don’t matter on an individual level.

It's not a stereotype to say girls love being beautiful. It's a fact of life not a stereotype.

You can tell me what you think girls want or what you think girls should be but they can only be what they are and that will never change.

From your warped perspective though the sun is square so logic is completely lost on you and the truth is what you call a stereotype.

Linking certain people to water melon is creating a myth/stereotype because water melons belong to everybody whereas beauty belongs exclusively to girls that's why they wear makeup and you don't.

You having a female Iksar on blue means nothing. I'm not even sure how that is relevant.

[Elfminster]

I brought this up to my team, and they decided to postpone working on the most recent Webb data streams to figure this out. Should be no problem.


Edit: It's been 48 hours. They're all going back to trying to figure out the origin of the Universe.

By "team" do you mean your army of alts in a 22 year old fantasy game? :D ;)

It's hardly cutting edge, evolutionary or progressive. Are you still using a flip phone too? :confused:

[Mollyscoid]

>.>

https://furrycdn.org/img/2020/9/26/34144/large.png

As a girl, I love the vast majority of my characters being Iksar Females. We are very beautiful.

[Elfminster]

if a moron posts something on the internet, is someone else bound to read it?

DMN: hey moron, 5 billion years ago wood elves were murlocs and soon they'll be space ships
DMN: i'm gonna go pretend to be a wizard, bye.

:D

[Elfminster]

>.>

As a girl, I love the vast majority of my characters being Iksar Females. We are very beautiful.

Is that you again Jimjam? :)

[Chortles Snortles]

you will never be a (lizard) woman
(LOL)

[loramin]

It's not a stereotype to say girls love being beautiful. It's a fact of life not a stereotype.

Maybe, maybe not, but that's not really what you're arguing here. You're arguing girls love conventional beauty ... and that's patently false.

Take black women, for instance; to quote from a 2016 medical paper:

In the past and still today, Black women’s bodies and beauty have largely been devalued and rejected by mainstream culture, which overvalues the European aesthetic and undervalues the esthetic of other racial/ethnic group with of exception of exoticizing them (Banks, 2000).

In other words, black women grow up in a society that tells them they need to look more conventionally beautiful (ie. white). Some do embrace that message, but many more deny it, instead striving to look unconventionally beautiful, in their own natural way.

Similarly here, Iksar women may not be conventionally beautiful ... but don't you think it's just a little bit racist to say they aren't beautiful at all ... simply because they look less different from you?

[loramin]

* look different from you?

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/UhJZFgy.jpg

[Elfminster]

Maybe, maybe not, but that's not really what you're arguing here. You're arguing girls love conventional beauty ... and that's patently false.

Take black women, for instance; to quote from a 2016 medical paper:

In other words, black women grow up in a society that tells them they need to look more conventionally beautiful (ie. white). Some do embrace that message, but many more deny it, instead striving to look unconventionally beautiful, in their own natural way.

Similarly here, Iksar women may not be conventionally beautiful ... but don't you think it's just a little bit racist to say they aren't beautiful at all ... simply because they look less different from you?

Ah, there it is, the new age lie that human beauty is a grey area so beauty can be whatever you want it to be. :rolleyes: The lie that humans have no set standards or have low standards. :rolleyes:

Celebrities say that kind of stuff all the time while they dress up as Marilyn Monroe. :D

I'm not arguing I'm stating facts: that a) all human females want to be beautiful and b) the iksar race is not female friendly so females are forced to play second rate necro's and monk's due to the fact that iksar have regen and female friendly races don't.

Then you come in claiming that the reason why girls don't find iksar beautiful is because "society" teaches girls into thinking that female iksars are ugly which is your way of calling women stupid. What you're claiming can't even be verified.

To a male iksar, female iksar would be beautiful but iksar don't play EQ it's humans who do and humans much prefer beautiful to ugly. I wouldn't marry an iksar female, would you bro? Iksar female or Marilyn Monroe as your wife dude? By your standards if you don't pick iksar then you're "racist". :p

A lie will never be the truth and ugly will never be beautiful.

Is the elephant man beautiful to you too? :p

Stick to shaman advice.

TL;DR

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[Reiwa]

Ah, there it is, the new age lie that human beauty is a grey area so beauty can be whatever you want it to be. :rolleyes: The lie that humans have no set standards or have low standards. :rolleyes:

Celebrities say that kind of stuff all the time while they dress up as Marilyn Monroe. :D

I'm not arguing I'm stating facts: that a) all human females want to be beautiful and b) the iksar race is not female friendly so females are forced to play second rate necro's and monk's due to the fact that iksar have regen and female friendly races don't.

Then you come in claiming that the reason why girls don't find iksar beautiful is because "society" teaches girls into thinking that female iksars are ugly which is your way of calling women stupid. What you're claiming can't even be verified.

To a male iksar, female iksar would be beautiful but iksar don't play EQ it's humans who do and humans much prefer beautiful to ugly. I wouldn't marry an iksar female, would you bro? Iksar female or Marilyn Monroe as your wife dude? By your standards if you don't pick iksar then you're "racist". :p

A lie will never be the truth and ugly will never be beautiful.

Is the elephant man beautiful to you too? :p

Stick to shaman advice.

TL;DR

DV2qiOeUT9E


What makes you think you know what women like? Didn't your wife leave you?

[Elfminster]

What makes you think you know what women like? Didn't your wife leave you?

If she did then all I have to do is flip the data to know the answer. :p

I could ask myself if girls prefer stockings and suspenders to scales and tails or go to Nek and Cabilis and compare the female population to get the answer.

[Reiwa]

If she did then all I have to do is flip the data to know the answer. :p

Nuh uh, non sequitur. :)

[Elfminster]

Nuh uh, non sequitur. :)

Et tu, Brute?

[Jimjam]

Iksar are the only female woth decent make up options. They are most beautiful.

[Jimjam]

Also… How could there be a stereotype of certain people loving watermelon?I thought everyone loves watermelon?

Is this a poor hypothetical or am I missing a cultural touch point here? I’m not from these parts.

[hobart]

Came to read elf-nerds argue about the aesthetics of various elf-type toons. Wasn't expecting a woke twitter-cringe thread.

[Naerron]

Mind you, I don't think Verant is known for having common sense after all the company created evil lizard monks (lol?) who make better monks than Bruce Lee.

It's like creating an evil Paladin which is better than a Paladin.

you mean the dark side of the force?

[Spithridates]

Save some Ikussy for the rest of us, Elf-Champion.

[Elfminster]

Maybe, maybe not, but that's not really what you're arguing here. You're arguing girls love conventional beauty ... and that's patently false.

Take black women, for instance; to quote from a 2016 medical paper:



In other words, black women grow up in a society that tells them they need to look more conventionally beautiful (ie. white). Some do embrace that message, but many more deny it, instead striving to look unconventionally beautiful, in their own natural way.

Similarly here, Iksar women may not be conventionally beautiful ... but don't you think it's just a little bit racist to say they aren't beautiful at all ... simply because they look less different from you?

Game Master: "Hello there %t, you have violated the high standards of the server which you agreed to abide so now I have no choice but to banish you for the greater good."

You: "Yo, hold up there dawg, what you call cheating I call playing fair so don't punish me just because I'm different to you. The only reason players don't cheat is because society taught them it's wrong to cheat but to me it's right. If it feels good just do it is my motto. Lower your standards for me bro otherwise you're just a racist."

[you have been disconnected from the server]
[you have been banned for cheating]
[you can appeal this decision by emailing support[at]mmocompany.com]

[Elfminster]

Also… How could there be a stereotype of certain people loving watermelon?I thought everyone loves watermelon?

Is this a poor hypothetical or am I missing a cultural touch point here? I’m not from these parts.

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[OswaldV1]

Game Master: "Hello there %t, you have violated the high standards of the server which you agreed to abide so now I have no choice but to banish you for the greater good."

You: "Yo, hold up there dawg, what you call cheating I call playing fair so don't punish me just because I'm different to you. The only reason players don't cheat is because society taught them it's wrong to cheat but to me it's right. If it feels good just do it is my motto. Lower your standards for me bro otherwise you're just a racist."

[you have been disconnected from the server]
[you have been banned for cheating]
[you can appeal this decision by emailing support[at]mmocompany.com]
please explain how cheating, an action, is analogous to the abstract concept of beauty
No, cheating having grey areas is not equivalent to different subjective experiences of beauty.

[Mollyscoid]

Is that you again Jimjam? :)

Don't know who that is, that was my first post to the forums and I'm a very new p99 ( and EQ ) player, only old-school mmo I've played prior would be MUDs and that was long-long after their heyday.

[Mazoku]

And here I've been hitting on the iksar women that I port. Scaley women need love too. Have none of you read the Lusty Argonian Maid? If not, go.. get to reading and then find an iksar woman to hatch a brood with. I have about 30 iksar wives now.

[Tunabros]

OP has never felt the touch of a woman in his life

[Elfminster]

please explain how cheating, an action, is analogous to the abstract concept of beauty
No, cheating having grey areas is not equivalent to different subjective experiences of beauty.

Please explain how beauty, an action, is an abstract concept when the entire female population wears makeup and shaves/waxes.

Please explain how beauty, an action, is an abstract concept when mirrors, toilet paper and toothpaste are so incredibly popular with humans.

Please explain how beauty, an action, is an abstract concept when cake is not thrown on the floor first and then served.

Please explain how beauty, an action, is an abstract concept when all the burger bars take a certain kind of photograph of their burgers.

Take a look at Exhibit A below.

Is she ugly to you? It's a dumb question because the answer is no but according to you, some people think Marilyn Monroe is no different to roadkill in the looks department or that to some people roadkill is beautiful and she's ugly.

In reality though there's nobody debating whether Marilyn Monroe is beautiful or ugly because everybody agrees she is beautiful. It's obvious she's beautiful, so there's no debate to be had. Instead they're debating flat vs round earth because it's not obvious unless you trust NASA.

Nobody is debating whether dog shit is better than ice cream either.

There's nobody saying, "I prefer dog shit to ice cream". The only ones trying to convince people that dogshit is as good as ice cream are losers who want all the ice cream to themselves; selfish ones.

Exhibit A: Marilyn Monroe

https://i.imgur.com/9FbCYZR.jpg

[Elfminster]

Don't know who that is, that was my first post to the forums and I'm a very new p99 ( and EQ ) player, only old-school mmo I've played prior would be MUDs and that was long-long after their heyday.

So you're a brand new player but already the "vast majority" of your characters are female iksar and you just couldn't wait to join the forum to tell everybody in your first ever post. :p

Come back when you have actually invested a serious amount of time and effort leveling a female iksar to 60. The ark Elf girls will be grateful to you because it will make them look even more beautiful and they will get better treated.

Level 1's & imaginary characters don't count. :eek:

[Elfminster]

And here I've been hitting on the iksar women that I port. Scaley women need love too. Have none of you read the Lusty Argonian Maid? If not, go.. get to reading and then find an iksar woman to hatch a brood with. I have about 30 iksar wives now.

They're either dudes,
Or they made iksar to play with hubby,
Or they're underage girls with pet lizards.

So you're telling everybody that you like to hit on dudes, married women and underage girls. :eek:

[Elfminster]

Also… How could there be a stereotype of certain people loving watermelon?I thought everyone loves watermelon?

Is this a poor hypothetical or am I missing a cultural touch point here? I’m not from these parts.

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[Elfminster]

please explain how cheating, an action, is analogous to the abstract concept of beauty
No, cheating having grey areas is not equivalent to different subjective experiences of beauty.

You: ugly is an abstract concept whereas cheating isn't
Game Master: cheating is ugly therefore ugly is not an abstract concept (and therefore neither is beauty)
You: only to some people is cheating not an abstract concept but to me it is so fuck off and die of cancer you ******

[you have been disconnected from the server]
[you have been banned for being ugly]

[Jimjam]

Tldr: No wonder your wives are cheating if yous are so ugly. ?

[Mollyscoid]

So you're a brand new player but already the "vast majority" of your characters are female iksar and you just couldn't wait to join the forum to tell everybody in your first ever post. :p

Come back when you have actually invested a serious amount of time and effort leveling a female iksar to 60. The ark Elf girls will be grateful to you because it will make them look even more beautiful and they will get better treated.

Level 1's & imaginary characters don't count. :eek:

I mostly lurk, this post merely piqued my interest.

I may be alt hopping but they range between lvl 10 and 20, nowhere near end-game mind you but this reeks of the cringe of vanilla WoW players autistically screeching about endgame when the journey is the whole point, from what I've picked up from EQ on P99 that journey is even more-so of import than even in Vanilla WoW.

Iksar are very aesthetic, as are Elves, the Iksar just spoke to me louder than any of the other races (barring a Dark Elf Wizard I've made because Iksar can't be Wizards, she's the lowest lvl however at 5).

Regardless, your words are as empty as your future. This exchange is over.

[greasemonk]

Yall mother fuckers need Jesus.

[Elfminster]

I mostly lurk, this post merely piqued my interest.

I may be alt hopping but they range between lvl 10 and 20, nowhere near end-game mind you but this reeks of the cringe of vanilla WoW players autistically screeching about endgame when the journey is the whole point, from what I've picked up from EQ on P99 that journey is even more-so of import than even in Vanilla WoW.

Iksar are very aesthetic, as are Elves, the Iksar just spoke to me louder than any of the other races (barring a Dark Elf Wizard I've made because Iksar can't be Wizards, she's the lowest lvl however at 5).

Regardless, your words are as empty as your future. This exchange is over.

So you pick the race first and then the class?

I do it the other way around; class first then race.

It's a good job the Ogres didn't speak to you because you would only have 3 classes to choose from. :p

Why didn't you pick Erudite for your Wizard? Do you think black people are ugly? :confused:

[Elfminster]

Yall mother fuckers need Jesus.

People who talk like you have a short life span.

[Gustoo]

The original way a noob plays the game is race first then class. It’s the first selection, then class and dirty.

Sure some pros picked via class originally but pure noobs chose the race they want to be since they don’t know anything about the classes abilities anyways.

My first race was wood elf but iksar didn’t exist yet so we’ll never know if I woulda been an ikky

[Elfminster]

The original way a noob plays the game is race first then class. It’s the first selection, then class and dirty.

Sure some pros picked via class originally but pure noobs chose the race they want to be since they don’t know anything about the classes abilities anyways.

My first race was wood elf but iksar didn’t exist yet so we’ll never know if I woulda been an ikky

Interesting bed time story but somebody who has already played WoW and MUDs shouldn't be a noob.

When I first started playing EQ I didn't say I can't wait to be a erudite I said I can't wait to be a Wizard and I then picked erudite for INT. I'd already played Diablo and Dungeons & Dragons by then.

[Jimjam]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

[loramin]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

I was going to congratulate you on corrupting the youth ... but starting them with live over P99? :eek:

[Elfminster]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

So he only gets to see some of the classes on offer? I guess he will learn the hard way which isn't a bad thing tbh.

Is he a liberal child btw?

This is how liberals create their EQ characters,

First they pick race because race is their favourite hot topic of conversation besides gender and intelligence. They obviously pick the erudite race because not doing so would be racist (being racist is the worst thing you can possibly be but hating the human race is good).

Then they pick their gender which is the opposite of their real gender because they are gender fluid.

Then they pick the class which is paladin because they are virtue signalling religious maniacs who want to play god.

Then they put all their starting points into INT so they look intelligent.

Then they pick their deity which is Tunare because they are feminists so god is a woman.

While they desperately try to be supreme they tell everybody they meet they hate the idea of a supreme being.

I was going to congratulate you on corrupting the youth ... but starting them with live over P99? :eek:

The sun is square to Jimjam. He would make a good president.

[Reiwa]

Interesting bed time story but somebody who has already played WoW and MUDs shouldn't be a noob.

When I first started playing EQ I didn't say I can't wait to be a erudite I said I can't wait to be a Wizard and I then picked erudite for INT. I'd already played Diablo and Dungeons & Dragons by then.

MUDs tend to have a deeper lore than GUI games, and mechanics also if they played a rolemaster system.

[Elfminster]

MUDs tend to have a deeper lore than GUI games, and mechanics also if they played a rolemaster system.

All the more reason not to be a noob then.

[Elfminster]

My kid decided to install live eq off steam this weekend and first thing he did was choose race. Then chose class based on what was available.

tl;dr theres 2 of you!??

:eek:

[Jimjam]

I was going to congratulate you on corrupting the youth ... but starting them with live over P99? :eek:

He started himself. He asked what I was playing, I said “Everquest” so he found it on steam. He also kindly informed me my game was outdated as there is an EQII now :D. I have put in an ip exemption in case he wants to play with me and we’ve also set up for takp to so he has a few options. He’s learning the ropes in gloomingdeep (iksar beastlord!). Sadly i couldn’t find my Ruins of Kunark CD so he’s not had a chance to play the ‘real’ tutorial.

Ely: he is just a school kid. He isn’t exposed to nor cares about your culture war bollocks. He got to see the classes while going through the races. He can always roll a new character if he doesn’t like his combo.

[Elfminster]

He started himself. He asked what I was playing, I said “Everquest” so he found it on steam. He also kindly informed me my game was outdated as there is an EQII now :D. I have put in an ip exemption in case he wants to play with me and we’ve also set up for takp to so he has a few options. He’s learning the ropes in gloomingdeep (iksar beastlord!). Sadly i couldn’t find my Ruins of Kunark CD so he’s not had a chance to play the ‘real’ tutorial.

Son of Jimjam: hey dad, you've been playing that game for years. today is the day i finally ask you about it.
Jimjam: it's called everquest son and i'm not dad when i play everquest i'm Jimjam The Great.
Son of Jimjam: er, okay Jimjam The Great, i'm gonna go install everquest on steam.
Jimjam: okay son.
Son of Jimjam: hey dad, sorry i mean Jimjam The Great, I can't find you on everquest.
Jimjam: the version i play isn't on steam son it's on piratebay.
Son of Jimjam: so i just downloaded 20GB for nothing?
Jimjam: yes, son.
Son of Jimjam: why didn't you tell me that at the beginning?
Jimjam: because i'm too busy playing everquest to care about you son now please go away. btw did you know the sun is square son?
Son of Jimjam: really? it looks round to me.
Jimjam: that's because society taught you to think that way but the sun doesn't have to be conventionally round it can be whatever shape you want it to be. tbh only racists say its round. you don't want to be a racist do you son?

Ely: he is just a school kid. He isn’t exposed to nor cares about your culture war bollocks. He got to see the classes while going through the races. He can always roll a new character if he doesn’t like his combo.

Doesn't this fictional son of yours watch the disney channel? At my school the religious teacher called herself a feminist and said she hated men and this was years ago.

[loramin]

He started himself. He asked what I was playing, I said “Everquest” so he found it on steam. He also kindly informed me my game was outdated as there is an EQII now :D. I have put in an ip exemption in case he wants to play with me and we’ve also set up for takp to so he has a few options. He’s learning the ropes in gloomingdeep (iksar beastlord!). Sadly i couldn’t find my Ruins of Kunark CD so he’s not had a chance to play the ‘real’ tutorial.

I'll allow it: the inquisition has been called off ;)

https://i.imgur.com/pRNamXi.jpg

[Mazoku]

They're either dudes,
Or they made iksar to play with hubby,
Or they're underage girls with pet lizards.

So you're telling everybody that you like to hit on dudes, married women and underage girls. :eek:

Hahaha..no. It's called roleplay, we're in another world called Norrath when we log in. Also kids should NOT be playing this game. I also hit on Wuoshi when she's up.

[Bardp1999]

Son of Jimjam has a nice ring to it

[Jimjam]

Son of Jimjam: hey dad, you've been playing that game for years. today is the day i finally ask you about it.
Jimjam: it's called everquest son and i'm not dad when i play everquest i'm Jimjam The Great.
Son of Jimjam: er, okay Jimjam The Great, i'm gonna go install everquest on steam.
Jimjam: okay son.
Son of Jimjam: hey dad, sorry i mean Jimjam The Great, I can't find you on everquest.
Jimjam: the version i play isn't on steam son it's on piratebay.
Son of Jimjam: so i just downloaded 20GB for nothing?
Jimjam: yes, son.
Son of Jimjam: why didn't you tell me that at the beginning?
Jimjam: because i'm too busy playing everquest to care about you son now please go away. btw did you know the sun is square son?
Son of Jimjam: really? it looks round to me.
Jimjam: that's because society taught you to think that way but the sun doesn't have to be conventionally round it can be whatever shape you want it to be. tbh only racists say its round. you don't want to be a racist do you son?



Doesn't this fictional son of yours watch the disney channel? At my school the religious teacher called herself a feminist and said she hated men and this was years ago.
Doesn’t watch Disney channel - we don’t have a TV license - but we did briefly have Disney plus. He likes Encanto I prefer Moanna.


Tbh he is too impressionable for me to want him to mix with some elements of the p99 crowd. It’s fun seeing Norrath through the eyes of a newbie again.

[nilzark]

I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.

[Mazoku]

I play a Breton in Morrowind. Come at me, bro.

Filthy N'wah! Now you die!!

[Elfminster]

Hahaha..no. It's called roleplay, we're in another world called Norrath when we log in. Also kids should NOT be playing this game. I also hit on Wuoshi when she's up.

What you call 'roleplay' the judge will call 'pedophilia'.

Norrathian Times

Wood elf arrested for groping underage girls at local druid rings

Top scientists discover Norrathians used to be skulking brutes

High elves apologise to erudites for being extreme right wing racists

Chaos as Halflings go on strike over 'offensive' hairy feet comment made by Gnome

Master race continues to beg blind humans for epic weapons

Bard banned for disrupting entire zone while singing My Way

Outrage as guises stop dropping for some but not for others

Dark Elves pose on the blue carpet at the 666th Neriak Film Festival

Barbarian Shaman says Marilyn Monroe is an 'abstract concept'

Fury as EXP gain completely banned because life isn't fair

Fippy Darkpaw now Caitlyn Marie after undertaking gender reassignment therapy

Cloudy with a chance of Jimjam

[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/9IHq7nG.jpg

[magnetaress]

Body type 2 dracthyr don't really have boobs.

Body type 1 and two both got booty tho

[magnetaress]

OP has never felt the touch of a woman in his life

Neither have u obviously lol 😆

[Elfminster]

Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side".

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.

[Mazoku]

https://i.imgur.com/9IHq7nG.jpg


This may be the winning post. Thanks Headband-Man.

Let's talk about the Vah Shir women next. We all know Sony had some furryness going on back then.

[magnetaress]

Rangers are self-identifying as clerics after leading EQ expert says,

"Coventional norms are not relevant in a modern progressive society such as ours"

The leading expert, who wishes to remain anonymous, goes on to say,

"Beauty is an archaic and intangible social construct which intelligent players should reject and instead embrace their beautiful ugly side".

The expert was later contacted to clarify her comments but she was busy with a prior engagemment with her beauty therapist.

This is pretty funny guys. And definitely not hate speech.

[Elfminster]

Norrathians head to the polls to vote for their next leader.

Exit polls suggest the 'Make Norrath Great Again Party' is on course for an historic landside victory.

A party spokesperson said,

"This party is committed to making life fairer for all,
that's why on our first day in office we will be introducing a 21% income tax rate
on Druid earnings over 3PP per hour and an 18% final value fee on auctions
over 4PP. These vital measures will pay for much needed Fungi Tunics for
hard working single mothers and impoverished inner city children"

A spokesperson for the Gen Z Party said in response,

"OK boomer"

[Reiwa]

Trolls seek to overthrow the illegal occupation of Grobb by frogloks

[Reiwa]

Shoulda said swamp. Shame on me.

[Elfminster]

Pioneering Norrathian citizen becomes 'first Human female with a pet lizard called Harry to marry the corpse of a Rabid Grizzly Bear
on a Tuesday afternoon while hopping on one leg and singing Baby Shark'.

The record breaking level 13 teenager had this to say on the matter of love and interspecies relationships,

"Who is society to tell me what love is when love can be anything I want it to be?"

Corrupt politicians from all four corners of Norrath heaped praise on the rebellious girl with one corrupt politician saying,

"This brave lady is an inspiration to young girls everywhere. We could learn a lot from her if only we'd listen!"

Another corrupt politician commented,

"It's her turn now so step aside or get trampled on by progress."

Retarded members of the public were quick to show their support with one Ogre Shaman in City of Mist saying,

"I'm a big fan. I've told my daughter not to find a rich man but instead find a rich dead grizzly bear."

A Dark Elf Cleric in Nekiak said,

"I'm so proud of this generation. We are the past they are the future."

[Chortles Snortles]

big j normie larp acct detected
(lol)

[Elfminster]

Trolls seek to overthrow the illegal occupation of Grobb by frogloks

Didn't you get the memo?


Memo #456320003456250044-AZ4530-111

life isn't meant to be fair. duh.

regards,

a random noob

[Mazoku]

Shoulda said swamp. Shame on me.

Trump said he was going to empty out the swamp. Poor Frogloks.. (insert Pepe meme here)