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Vermatrax
03-09-2010, 11:22 PM
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/everquest/newbies-guide-everquest.php?page=1


Thought it was pretty funny and fitting for the server
Hasbinbad
03-10-2010, 12:01 AM
Rad.
Shannacore
03-10-2010, 12:41 AM
I laughed!
Ghesta
03-10-2010, 01:04 AM
Classic.
Virtuosos
03-10-2010, 01:09 AM
i added this to my favorites a month and a half ago when i first started again lol
Arkanjil
03-10-2010, 06:50 AM
Epic!
atvaata
03-10-2010, 07:53 AM
most epic shit ever.

who wants to bet a manastone several noobs have looked here to try and get a "veteran" knowledge.
Lonedrahon25
03-10-2010, 12:31 PM
Im going to hotkey that link for ingame questions.
Malrubius
03-10-2010, 12:51 PM
Awesome - too bad those sig images from the last section are long gone.
guineapig
03-10-2010, 01:02 PM
It started out funny but then it it got a little too ridiculous.
he's basically bashing you over the head with the same joke over and over again on all of page 2.

Some good moments and examples though.
Ferok
03-10-2010, 01:23 PM
It started out funny but then it it got a little too ridiculous.
he's basically bashing you over the head with the same joke over and over again on all of page 2.

Some good moments and examples though.

This.

At no point did he suggest a suitably clever way to trick an actual newbie into dying, so it did not elicit a laugh from me.

But it did get a few smirks.
Excision Rottun
03-10-2010, 01:25 PM
WTB name change to Slowpoke
guineapig
03-10-2010, 02:28 PM
He should have at least added:

"type /q to see your quest log".

I fell for that when I first started playing years ago. With this being an emulation of something people played 10 years ago it would probably still trick a few people. :D
Excision Rottun
03-10-2010, 02:32 PM
He should have at least added:

"type /q to see your quest log".

I fell for that when I first started playing years ago. With this being an emulation of something people played 10 years ago it would probably still trick a few people. :D

Telling a newb to target you and /d so you can donate PP to him was way better.
Ferok
03-10-2010, 02:44 PM
Telling a newb to target you and /d so you can donate PP to him was way better.

took me a minute to figure out why that was funny. Whew, it's been so long.
Jeebus
03-10-2010, 03:38 PM
The /ooc (out of character) channel is used to ask what the function or purpose of every single item in the game is. Don't know what to do with those fire beetle eyes? Ask everybody on /ooc! Don't know what the stats are on that rusty scimitar? Chances are that somebody on /ooc will!

This is amplified on our server. lol
Uaellaen
03-10-2010, 04:44 PM
HOOOOOWWWWWWLLLL