This forum is officially ded.

[magnetaress]

Time to shut it down and archive it. Throw it all in a locker in Rogeans moms basement and cal it a day.

[Chortles Snortles]

https://i.imgur.com/U3KP9T6.gif

[Rager and Quitter]

Time to shut it down and archive it. Throw it all in a locker in Rogeans moms basement and cal it a day.

Word on the street is P99 is dead. So long elf pixels.

[Naethyn]

I blame discord.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Tupac started this whole "thug life" thing. They shut down entire mall to make people are safe. And people are proud Machine Gun Kelly is a star and dating an attractive woman.



People claim about p99 big problem but they don't see bigger pattern.That's the click, as Brick said in Cat On a Hot Tin Roof.



How many trust dwarves now? UNCHANGED.


So as the song goes, I guess we better Add It Up.

[Jibartik]

wont be long before the feds do this for them.

[Champion_Standing]

RIP RnF

[Ravager]

RIP RnF

Burn the corpse so it doesn't come back.

[unsunghero]

Word on the street is P99 is dead. So long elf pixels.

Nah, I logged on for the first time in like a year and green had like 1k people still at prime time, I was really surprised, was expecting like 300-500

I was kinda hoping more people would have quit or died to covid or their unhealthy lifestyles and I could eventually have people begging for warm bodies to raid with, but not yet

[Superfox76]

with retards like you, no wonder this forum is dead

[Tethler]

I blame discord.

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/2rbq1ew.gif

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

BLACKJACK TO THE SIDE OF THE NECK!


What we've got here is, a failure to communicate.


Some players you just can't reach, so we get what we got right here which is the way we wants it. So we gets it.


And I don't like it any more than you men. But I blame technological progress. It's a punk ass drifter who can eat eggs all day, I don't care.

[Patrece]

with retards like you, no wonder this forum is dead

I hope you mean OP, who is a shambling amalgamation of genetic dysfunctions that everyone here should have blocked by now

[Gustoo]

Forum is pretty dead but you got them coming out of the wood work to say mean things to you so I guess there’s still some classic p99 life left

[Patrece]

Nah, I logged on for the first time in like a year and green had like 1k people still at prime time, I was really surprised, was expecting like 300-500

I was kinda hoping more people would have quit or died to covid or their unhealthy lifestyles and I could eventually have people begging for warm bodies to raid with, but not yet


Yeah a lot of people were hoping COVID death rate was 99.9999% death rate instead of the total opposite.

It's fun to have fantasies of the people dying who don't go along with your stupidity due to brainwashing.

[magnetaress]

Honestly I don't want them to be mean I'm not trying to get them to sin.

[Bardp1999]

Honestly I don't want them to be mean I'm not trying to get them to sin.

Is it a sin to cover your genitals in mayonnaise and let neighborhood animals lick you clean? Some context - Boner? Yes; Machine mask On? Yes; Metal music playing loudly?: Yes; Woman also involved?: No; Video taping?: Yes

[magnetaress]

I'd say probably tbqvhianet.

[Jimjam]

I hope you mean OP, who is a shambling amalgamation of genetic dysfunctions that everyone here should have blocked by now

True as that may be the really scathing thing is that they are still one of the better elves on the forums.

[unsunghero]

Yeah a lot of people were hoping COVID death rate was 99.9999% death rate instead of the total opposite.

It's fun to have fantasies of the people dying who don't go along with your stupidity due to brainwashing.

Oh I personally don’t care how they die, doesn’t have to be covid

I just don’t like having so many players piled up at the top end competing over the same few areas. So my personal strategy is to play the long game, trying to outlive everyone on P99 and then when they are gone….my time will come

[Jibartik]

I just don’t like having so many players piled up at the top end competing over the same few areas. So my personal strategy is to play the long game, trying to outlive everyone on P99 and then when they are gone….my time will come

jesus reading this:

https://i.imgur.com/EucIfYY.gif

[Rager and Quitter]

I've been playing P99 super casually off and on since 2015. My highest so far is a 58 shammy on blue (and only raided Sky, Fear, and Hate a handful of times), but I haven't played him in probably 2 years. I currently have a 21 ikky necro that I'm leveling up on Green and will probably take me another couple of years close to 60. Maybe at that time I'll try my hand at raiding, but if the current river of tears I read about on the forums continues on like it seems to be, it's only going to get worse and worse unless we get lucky and heart disease takes out unhygienic, obese shut-ins that plague the raiding scene.

[magnetaress]

Tryred

[unsunghero]

jesus reading this:

https://i.imgur.com/EucIfYY.gif

[unsunghero]

I've been playing P99 super casually off and on since 2015. My highest so far is a 58 shammy on blue (and only raided Sky, Fear, and Hate a handful of times), but I haven't played him in probably 2 years. I currently have a 21 ikky necro that I'm leveling up on Green and will probably take me another couple of years close to 60. Maybe at that time I'll try my hand at raiding, but if the current river of tears I read about on the forums continues on like it seems to be, it's only going to get worse and worse unless we get lucky and heart disease takes out unhygienic, obese shut-ins that plague the raiding scene.

Yea I’ve been in Castle for a while now on Green and they do some, but don’t seem to be locking down the end game like you hear about. It seems like casual guilds are all praying to the p99 gods for something called quakes which is their time to shine. They rush to the smaller stuff as the big guilds rush to the big stuff. Sort of like the jackal gets to eat while the lion is distracted eating something bigger

I killed I think naggy with them so that felt like an accomplishment. By “killed” I mean I didn’t do shit but put on buffs that were then clicked off and replaced by a higher level chanter’s buff when he got there. #DragonSlayer

[Arvan]

drugs

[Dolalin]

What's there to rant about anymore anyways? :D

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

What's there to rant about anymore anyways? :D


There's no time for us
There's no place for us
What is this thing that builds pixels, yet slips away from us?


Who wants to quest forever?
Who wants to quest forever?
Oh!

There's no chance for us
It's all earthquakes for us
This world has only one sweet moment set aside for us!
Who wants to quest forever?
Who wants to quest forever?


OH!
Who dares to quest forever
Oh, when earthquakes die!


But touch my tears with your lips
I'm putting on my wand and my wizard's hat!

And we can quest forever!
And we can quest forever!
Forever is our today!

I'm lfg forever anyway.




HAPPY BIRTHDAY FREDDIE !!

[Chortles Snortles]

grandpa tier

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

oh you know that is how it is. Ancient runed grandpa. Welcome to Grandpa's Boutique level.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Speaking of entertainment, I'd like to introduce the true star of tonight's show, the birthday girl -- age 90! -- Ms. Carol Lawrence!

(slight applause. the sound of a thousand elbows crackling like dry leaves.)

You say: The raid tonight
It was supposed to start at nine.
I saw you, afk but online!

The raid, tonight,
It needed you tonight
Where are you
Why are you
AFK!!!!

Today, all day I had this feeling
That you will prolly fuck up
I now know I was right

For there you are
A worthless piece of shit afk
Tonight!"


HAPPY BIRTHDAY CAROL LAWRENCE!!!

[Terrok]

SONT POP, dont tell detoxx, im sure he will rally his team to kill it for bragging rights...