Things are changing for the better

[MrSparkle001]

Stop thinking what you’re thinking

That it should actually be a horse's body and legs and not a human's fused together?

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[Encroaching Death]

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Dear Diary: I have seen Hell today..

[Elfminster]

Dear Diary: I have seen Hell today..

There's billions of mythical creatures, fantasy books, fantasy movies, fantasy games, pagan gods, cartoon characters...the list goes on and on...and yet, not a single Class A gas or Super C motorhome in production with a U shaped dinette. And the 4 seater forward facing dinettes don't extend to make room for more. It just goes to show what the priorities are in this world from the top down. Not the motorhome...as in, a frikkin house on wheels that's like a spacecraft...but a picture of a horse with a dude's head.

[Encroaching Death]

There's billions of mythical creatures, fantasy books, fantasy movies, fantasy games, pagan gods, cartoon characters...the list goes on and on...and yet, not a single Class A gas or Super C motorhome in production with a U shaped dinette. And the 4 seater forward facing dinettes don't extend to make room for more. It just goes to show what the priorities are in this world from the top down. Not the motorhome...as in, a frikkin house on wheels...but a picture of a horse with a dude's head.

I personally blame the Boomers.

wtf boomers? What are you doing with your day??

[Elfminster]

I personally blame the Boomers.

wtf boomers? What are you doing with your day??

It's those beast system regulations which turn everything into the same thing like the Borg. Emissions regulations is a classc example so now cars all look the same and soon there will only be one engine to choose from which will be electric so your car will become yet another thing you have to remember to plug in and charge up before using it and it will tell you where to go and what to think.

The beast system is an uninvited member of your design team and veto's everything creative/unique using health & safety and saving the environment as the excuse.

Skynet is real. We're being controlled by AI and it's programmed to hate us in a deceitful way.

[Encroaching Death]

It's those beast system regulations which turn everything into the same thing like the Borg. Emissions regulations is a classc example so now cars all look the same and soon there will only be one engine to choose from which will be electric so your car will become yet another thing you have to remember to plug in and charge up before using it and it will tell you where to go and what to think.

The beast system is an uninvited member of your design team and veto's everything creative/unique using health & safety and saving the environment as the excuse.

Skynet is real. We're being controlled by AI and it's programmed to hate us in a deceitful way.

https://i.imgur.com/NsSAddl.png

[magnetaress]

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[Elfminster]

Elon Musk beast system: Listen up everybody. I've got an amazing idea which I know you're gonna love just as much as I do. I'm gonna have a low paid worker bore a really long tunnel deep underground for me and put pods in it which will carry you to work and back faster than ever before. You'll feel like Flash Fucking Gordon on a mission to save the universe as you get whisked away to that factory you love working in. Why is this necessary the cynics may ask and it's a good question so let me explain why this project is so vital; it's a known fact business loses 12 trillon dollars a year from workers sitting in their stationary cars while stuck in traffic jams looking up at the blue sky daydreaming about being some place else. But if you're underground in a cave that problem goes away. I've calculated that with the time saved getting you to work and back every day using a cave instead of a road you will collect 7.5643565432355999% more cotton per day. The best thing about the whole idea is that you're gonna pay for it all. While you're doing that I'm gonna be busy on another important project selling land on Mars. Don't forget to donate to my charity in aid of me.

[Encroaching Death]

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[Reiwa]

https://i.imgur.com/NsSAddl.png

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[magnetaress]

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The problem with this is people will know it's happening. So fear stops most from pressing the button.

I don't want to see it coming. So maybe I should engage in dangerous behaviors like going to Mogadishu butt instead planning to live. Butt secretly hoping someone gets me.

[Reiwa]

The problem with this is people will know it's happening. So fear stops most from pressing the button.

I don't want to see it coming. So maybe I should engage in dangerous behaviors like going to Mogadishu butt instead planning to live. Butt secretly hoping someone gets me.

God is not fooled.

[Encroaching Death]

The problem with this is people will know it's happening. So fear stops most from pressing the button.

I don't want to see it coming. So maybe I should engage in dangerous behaviors like going to Mogadishu butt instead planning to live. Butt secretly hoping someone gets me.

I wanna have sex in a pneumatic press so I can go balls deep one last time

[Elfminster]

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Defending your convictions is betraying them
Betraying your convictions is defending them
Doomed if you do doomed if you don't
No pro's only cons
Unnatural state
Flipped beyond belief
Torn in half, one side attacking the other

[Encroaching Death]

Defending your convictions is betraying them
Betraying your convictions is defending them
Doomed if you do doomed if you don't
No pro's only cons
Unnatural state
Flipped beyond belief
Torn in half, one side attacking the other

The other side deserves it

[magnetaress]

God is not fooled.

Good point.

[GinnasP99]

Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
Jesus Christ saves.

[Elfminster]

Keep your hopes up high and your head down low.
Jesus Christ saves.

Jesus saves remotely? Sounds like celebrity love. Jesus is a celebrity though so it makes sense he's completely bloody useless.

[magnetaress]

I believe in Jesus. He's going to be there for me when I can't feel my body anymore and I'm rising to heaven.

[Duik]

Heaven is for those people who want someone to touch their incorporal body while they cant. Got it.

[Duik]

Also, my now is your soon to be.

[Elfminster]

Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word

[Elfminster]

Also, my now is your soon to be.

What is your now like and define soon.

[Encroaching Death]

Black celebrity: don't say we all look all the same that's racist

[sometime later]

Black celebrity: everybody who looks like me is allowed to say ****** those that don't, have to say N word

Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.

[Elfminster]

Biden: "If you don't vote for me, then you ain't black!"

Black celebrity: True.

Biden: If you don't get vaccinated you will die!

Vaccinated Dead Celebrity: He's right

[Elfminster]

Celebrity 1: let's film ourselves insulting each other and show everybody

Celebrity 2: then what?

Celebrity 1: then we'll tell everybody to be nice to each other

Celebrity 2: i'm in

[Elfminster]

Mortality = you look like you're not flexxing when you are

Immortality = you look like you are flexxing when you're not


Example conversation between an Immortal and mortal being...


Mortal to Immortal: Look at me, i'm flexxing

Immortal to mortal: It's a good job you told me otherwise I wouldn't have known. Why are you flexxing anyway when you're about to die from the flu?

Mortal to Immortal: you're flexxing too

Immortal to mortal: I'm not flexxing

[Elfminster]

Conversation continued...

Mortal to Immortal: liar

Immortal to mortal: I swear to me I'm not flexxing bro

Mortal to Immortal: prove it

Immortal to mortal: sigh, THIS is me flexxing

Mortal to Immortal: GOD ALMIGHTY