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Encroaching Death
09-13-2022, 02:50 PM
So this happened last night. I was at the hottest, most exclusive club in NYC (no big deal) and all of a sudden, I get a text on my ol' bat phone from my guild <Chubby Bunker Busters> (shout out to my gang!).

IT WAS AN EARTHQUAKE!

"Everyone get to Crushbone NOW! Our scout says Ambassador DVinn popped!" (no frickin way)

I have been waiting 20 years to get my hands on a Dragoon Dirk and I was NOT about to miss my opportunity. I log into my Mage to COTH others in. I jump on Discord, everything is going alright so far. Fresh Mountain Dew at the ready, pants are off.

ITS GAMER TIME.

All of a sudden - when I rush the Orc Pawn placeholder, I get kill stealed by a Dwarf IN SCARAB ARMOR. Bro...you're gettin called out. Let's have a fight on the forums known as Rants and Flames. You owe me that dagger drop

Check out the chat screenshots: (BAM)

https://i.postimg.cc/jj1cg9L2/chatwindow.jpg

Clearly I was in the right here, according to server rules.

I would have petitioned but you know, that dagger isn't worth it. I have better things to do with my life like live in expenseive NYC clubs and parties.

Tricks on you, dwarf. I I m the one with the last laigh I laugh my way to the bank, yes.

#ROASTED
RATIO

loramin
09-13-2022, 03:06 PM
I have been waiting 20 years to get my hands on a Dragoon Dirk and I was NOT about to miss my opportunity. I log into my Mage to COTH others in.


:D

Reiwa
09-13-2022, 04:25 PM
Did you even have FTE (https://www.dictionary.com/e/historical-current-events/prima-nocta/)?

Chortles Snortles
09-13-2022, 04:43 PM
sorry you’re not on the guest list
(lol)

Encroaching Death
09-13-2022, 04:48 PM
sorry you’re not on the guest list
(lol)

DAGGER STEALER

Pootle
09-14-2022, 05:10 AM
sorry you didn't get Dvinn loot

Encroaching Death
09-14-2022, 08:01 AM
Cringe post, OP

whoops forgot to switch to my alt account

Kohedron
09-14-2022, 01:42 PM
One of the very few good threads

Congrats, friend