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Trexller
02-20-2023, 01:22 AM
In the name of tolerance and diversity, right?

im pretty sure Disney got bored of decades of smashing success and decided to see how fast they could lose money

Swish
02-20-2023, 01:30 AM
Modern problems require modern solutions.

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 01:31 AM
im pretty sure Disney got bored of decades of smashing success and decided to see how fast they could lose money

Think I have a meme for that

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 01:31 AM
Modern problems require modern solutions.

Lol

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 01:42 AM
,,,

Trexller
02-20-2023, 02:22 AM
,,,

i hate to be that guy, but not really...

wouldn't the self-driving car just stop

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 02:37 AM
i hate to be that guy, but not really...

wouldn't the self-driving car just stop

Lol you would think

Trexller
02-20-2023, 03:05 AM
Lol you would think

this tesla was on auto-pilot and it drove straight into a huge bright red fire truck, and killed the "driver"

like how does this tech even keep the car on the road if its 200 cameras and radar can't differentiate between open air and a fire truck

https://i.imgur.com/OgOusss.jpg

Swish
02-20-2023, 03:29 AM
this tesla was on auto-pilot and it drove straight into a huge bright red fire truck, and killed the "driver"

like how does this tech even keep the car on the road if its 200 cameras and radar can't differentiate between open air and a fire truck

How is there not huge lawsuits when self driving cars kill people? Sounds like a legal mess.

Trexller
02-20-2023, 03:45 AM
How is there not huge lawsuits when self driving cars kill people? Sounds like a legal mess.

i'll betcha there's something in the contract you sign when you buy it that absolves Tesla of liability if you use autopilot mode.

sooner than later some judge is gonna be like fuck that you're totally liable and then all autopilot features will be disabled

humans aren't ready for that sort of tech, and that tech itself isn't even ready yet.

Swish
02-20-2023, 05:08 AM
:)

Ekco
02-20-2023, 05:09 AM
How is there not huge lawsuits when self driving cars kill people? Sounds like a legal mess.

they prolly sign that right away when they join the tesla cult, i'm not against EVs or self driving in theory i guess.. i but i wouldn't ever drive one from twitter meme man that's for sure

Ekco
02-20-2023, 05:11 AM
some cars have souls btw

Trexller
02-20-2023, 05:28 AM
not sure if i've ever seen a big booty japanese girl, do they exist? or is it more mythical, like a dragon or Pantheon launch?

someone do me a solid and hook a brother up, im cashing in some of that vast lewd pic credit i've earned.

anime doesn't count

Ekco
02-20-2023, 06:17 AM
not sure if i've ever seen a big booty japanese girl, do they exist? or is it more mythical, like a dragon or Pantheon launch?

someone do me a solid and hook a brother up, im cashing in some of that vast lewd pic credit i've earned.

anime doesn't count

you gotta go domestic for that usually
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Jimjam
02-20-2023, 06:20 AM
i hate to be that guy, but not really...

wouldn't the self-driving car just stop

You are driving the car. There are two people blocking the road. A young lady and an old man. What do you hit?

the brakes

Kaveh
02-20-2023, 11:34 AM
i'll betcha there's something in the contract you sign when you buy it that absolves Tesla of liability if you use autopilot mode.

sooner than later some judge is gonna be like fuck that you're totally liable and then all autopilot features will be disabled

humans aren't ready for that sort of tech, and that tech itself isn't even ready yet.

I don’t remember anything like that being in the terms of service for the plans you have to by, but I got rid of my Tesla years ago because I hated driving a silentmobile. The new ones who knows

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 12:05 PM
not sure if i've ever seen a big booty japanese girl, do they exist? or is it more mythical, like a dragon or Pantheon launch?

someone do me a solid and hook a brother up, im cashing in some of that vast lewd pic credit i've earned.

anime doesn't count

I've found that Asian women from Western countries tend to be a bit curvier.

Which I think is a plus.

Eating nothing but fish and seaweed doesn't produce a juicy ass, unfortunately.

unsunghero
02-21-2023, 12:35 PM
Facts

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 03:50 PM
https://streamable.com/9jaonk

Ooloo
02-21-2023, 05:46 PM
not sure if i've ever seen a big booty japanese girl, do they exist? or is it more mythical, like a dragon or Pantheon launch?

someone do me a solid and hook a brother up, im cashing in some of that vast lewd pic credit i've earned.

anime doesn't count

Booty usually no, but they're still hot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvgUouPio0

(also I *know* I've seen one of these girls in american ads for overpriced liquor)

Swish
02-21-2023, 05:50 PM
They've found microplastics in people's brains. We're done for :o

Trexller
02-21-2023, 05:50 PM
Booty usually no, but they're still hot: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YvgUouPio0

(also I *know* I've seen one of these girls in american ads for overpriced liquor)

i immediately regretted clicking that link

Ooloo
02-21-2023, 07:08 PM
you don't like mousu? cmonnn

Basanos
02-21-2023, 07:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/D6g1VVX.png

Ekco
02-21-2023, 07:28 PM
god i wish that were me

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 08:09 PM
https://i.ibb.co/kmLHLDZ/image0-13.jpg

unsunghero
02-21-2023, 08:45 PM

Swish
02-21-2023, 11:27 PM
He's wondering if it drops some sick loot...

Swish
02-22-2023, 01:17 AM
:o

Trexller
02-22-2023, 02:02 AM
https://i.imgur.com/dAVO3Xl.jpeg

Encroaching Death
02-23-2023, 02:08 PM
https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/765639735129407518/1078066778070056980/FB_IMG_1677101537315.jpg

Swish
02-23-2023, 07:23 PM
:confused:

unsunghero
02-24-2023, 02:23 AM

unsunghero
02-24-2023, 02:24 AM
,,,,

unsunghero
02-26-2023, 07:47 PM
,,,

unsunghero
02-26-2023, 07:54 PM
How to defeat Medusa:

unsunghero
02-27-2023, 02:45 AM
,,..,

Trexller
02-27-2023, 03:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Z6xTSnp.jpeg

Trexller
02-28-2023, 02:53 AM
https://i.imgur.com/tRKZLIh.jpeg

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 04:08 PM
Me but coffee machine instead of espresso

I suck with plants

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:05 PM
this is begging to be a widely used meme template

https://i.imgur.com/vIWIhKc.png

Swish
02-28-2023, 06:05 PM
Thank you, come again.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/IPy5LJP.jpg

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 07:55 PM

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 07:56 PM
Made about me

Trexller
02-28-2023, 08:14 PM
Made about me

lies

i saw the ren fair pics

that is the look of a contented woman emotionally attached to her beau

Trexller
02-28-2023, 08:30 PM
https://i.imgur.com/x9Bmrt9.jpeg

Ekco
02-28-2023, 09:22 PM
.

Swish
03-01-2023, 12:32 AM
lol

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 02:08 AM
“Let’s see how zero effort looks”

Trexller
03-01-2023, 06:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Zj7kg4l.png

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 12:16 PM

Ekco
03-01-2023, 12:33 PM


i heard this is the final boss of bureaucracy if you ever need a replacement

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 05:37 PM
,,,

Basanos
03-01-2023, 05:41 PM
i heard this is the final boss of bureaucracy if you ever need a replacementI've done it twice, it is kind of a PITA

Trexller
03-01-2023, 07:51 PM
For Swish:

https://i.imgur.com/6RxoO8S.jpeg

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 11:19 PM
^
Lol

Trexller
03-02-2023, 12:01 AM
^ 10/10 would do

the right panel --->

Swish
03-02-2023, 06:28 AM
For Swish:

https://i.imgur.com/6RxoO8S.jpeg

https://media1.giphy.com/media/O2K7wIcw3CoeY/giphy.gif

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 02:32 PM
,,,.

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 02:33 PM
,,.

Trexller
03-02-2023, 03:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/45FABL5.jpeg

Swish
03-02-2023, 05:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/45FABL5.jpeg

Murica be a crazy place. I can't ever see abortion being illegal in the UK.

Ekco
03-02-2023, 05:13 PM
Murica be a crazy place. I can't ever see abortion being illegal in the UK.

you know what i can't see that's pretty sad? the UK ever being relevant on the world stage again.

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unsunghero
03-02-2023, 05:17 PM
Murica be a crazy place. I can't ever see abortion being illegal in the UK.

They have more limitations on it though I believe. Not like the USA that wants you to be able to vacuum out that collection of cells 2 days before birth because you changed mind on the gender ;)

aussenseiter
03-02-2023, 05:22 PM
Murica be a crazy place. I can't ever see abortion being illegal in the UK.

It died in committee so it sounds like some junior member was just being rowdy.

Jobaber
03-02-2023, 05:24 PM
we won the revolutionary war.

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 05:51 PM
They have more limitations on it though I believe. Not like the USA that wants you to be able to vacuum out that collection of cells 2 days before birth because you changed mind on the gender ;)

You have no idea what you’re talking about.

Ekco
03-02-2023, 06:00 PM
.
i'm pro post birth abortions, if done in a funny manner.

Swish
03-02-2023, 06:37 PM
we won the revolutionary war.

Thanks to France :rolleyes:

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 06:44 PM
You have no idea what you’re talking about.

It was sarcasm, but glad to hear you are for restrictions on abortions

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:03 PM
You have no idea what you’re talking about.

https://i.imgur.com/9xdu1yq.jpg

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QR6h8Yi.jpeg

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:29 PM
y'all kinda suck at memes idk what that last one is supposed to mean at all

good thing i'm here to save the thread!

https://i.imgur.com/sRh6yN0.jpg

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:32 PM
how is this better

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:32 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9xdu1yq.jpg

https://i.imgur.com/2oelxKT.png

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/UiFQXBX.png

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/GYMmTKW.jpg

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:36 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wD0VJTF.png

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:37 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gOLYLMG.png

pink grapefruit
03-02-2023, 07:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Ei4dKAA.png

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2oelxKT.png

i would marry this woman

Ekco
03-02-2023, 08:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gOLYLMG.png

I'm highly offended by Xena being called "dumb"

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 09:02 PM
Yep

Trexller
03-02-2023, 10:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qA5ZG8y.png

Swish
03-02-2023, 10:50 PM
lol

misterbonkers
03-02-2023, 10:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qBCm71p.png

Trexller
03-02-2023, 10:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qBCm71p.png

so if i don't respect your trans homies, then nothing actually changes, because nobody ever cared to pay any attention to you until you became useful for leftist political optics

got it

no one is concerned with trannies making problems, because everyone knows that you can't run in heels with your dick glued to your taint

Swish
03-03-2023, 12:26 AM
I have a problem with the very loose use of the word "terrorism" on the sign behind lol.

Brb I'm gonna make a viral tiktok about it.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/YYfEjWVqZ6NDG/giphy.gif?cid=6c09b952ugx2ifuk7vsxum0ws08bphlcgmh0 f7us5gba1r7a&rid=giphy.gif&ct=g

unsunghero
03-03-2023, 12:33 AM
Especially fibromyalgia lol

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 12:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/zIOVTdO.png

unsunghero
03-03-2023, 12:36 AM
^
Botten beat you to that like a week ago

Trexller
03-03-2023, 12:38 AM
https://i.imgur.com/zIOVTdO.png

thats not a meme, its literally just an article headline

shoulda gone to the politics thread with this sensationalized hyper-partisan clickbait bullshit

NEWSFLASH: democrats don't like republicans!

More obvious pandering at 11 with your accuweather forecast

unsunghero
03-03-2023, 12:39 AM
My dad as a kid

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 12:39 AM
sry. here's a good one:

https://i.imgur.com/UxQgLpJ.jpg

Trexller
03-03-2023, 12:41 AM
awww yiss, cartoon tiddies!

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 12:56 AM
https://i.imgur.com/jqDwEwP.gif

Swish
03-03-2023, 12:57 AM
:o

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 12:57 AM
https://i.imgur.com/dZOg3lS.jpg

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 12:58 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/E5PAtfrXwAM_Ic6.jpg:large

Trexller
03-03-2023, 12:59 AM
So, if you think the earth is round, you go to hell

if you think the earth is flat, you go to hell

got it.

you're a moron; go to hell.

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 12:59 AM
https://i.pinimg.com/originals/e8/3c/ce/e83ccee7ae843044615ada09a9cb8cd5.jpg

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:01 AM
yeah Planned Parenthood doesn't do much of preparing people for parenthood

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 01:01 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BXSf5u8CYAA5rfN.jpg

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:04 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JkYxl3Q.jpg

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 01:05 AM
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FkqznRuX0AcCdgt?format=png&name=small

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:07 AM
https://i.imgur.com/JkYxl3Q.jpg

WTF images thread

are you even paying attention

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:08 AM
how does that not qualify as a meme it's hilarious

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:11 AM
meme is like an image of cultural relevance conveying information that subverts expectation of said image.

but i guess we have to play fast and loose with the rules these days

cuz 10% of folks are gonna read "trans woman in male prison" and be like, "Yep thats 100% totally normal"

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 01:13 AM
https://imageproxy.ifunny.co/crop:x-20,resize:640x,quality:90x75/images/926891d8106d3065ff686c316fb9d10d134dab295a7220c5e2 2edfab7703be66_1.jpg

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 01:14 AM
https://i.imgur.com/xmdsOc5.jpeg

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/pnbFyp5.jpg

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:22 AM
c'mon guys i know you can do better

https://i.imgur.com/SGGL4yE.jpg

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:27 AM
c'mon guys i know you can do better

https://i.imgur.com/SGGL4yE.jpg

i literally laughed out loud the first time i saw that toughest retrogrades meme. this is a tough crowd

https://i.imgur.com/O0u6IhS.jpg

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:30 AM
i literally laughed out loud the first time i saw that toughest retrogrades meme. this is a tough crowd

eh benzo withdrawl isnt that bad, i am prescribed klonopin and 4-5 hours after I take one i feel like crap but then after a bong rip im good

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:36 AM
eh benzo withdrawl isnt that bad, i am prescribed klonopin and 4-5 hours after I take one i feel like crap but then after a bong rip im good

it can cause seizures. please taper carefully, maybe with help from a doctor

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:41 AM
it can cause seizures. please taper carefully, maybe with help from a doctor

its an incidental rx and i only get 45 1mg tabs per month so, im not really in much danger

in my vast experience with pharmaceuticals, medical professionals are always far off base when it comes to the experience of the patient

its not your fault tho, you went thru med school and training programs which incessantly espouse, "Everything we do, if done wrong, WILL KILL EVERYBODY"

50% of medical training is how to avoid a lawsuit

Swish
03-03-2023, 01:42 AM
Used to hear this one at work all the time...

pink grapefruit
03-03-2023, 01:47 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ZK8ReJs.jpg

Ekco
03-03-2023, 10:37 AM
.

Ekco
03-03-2023, 04:10 PM
.

Trexller
03-03-2023, 04:42 PM
https://i.imgur.com/MUkZZNP.jpeg

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 05:51 PM
Me when women are demanding substantive due process

ItUECpFi9_s

Trexller
03-03-2023, 06:29 PM
This one screams meme template, use with caution

https://i.imgur.com/pdVntCe.jpeg

Ekco
03-05-2023, 07:54 AM
.

Patriam1066
03-05-2023, 02:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ixpx8Bs.png

Lol’d

unsunghero
03-05-2023, 10:04 PM
..,

unsunghero
03-06-2023, 04:02 AM
Gf tried to get me into this show, watched all season 1 at her place. Couldn’t tell u what it was about. Werewolf girl was cool I think

Edit: didn’t like Wednesday because she seemed just like a female version of internet edgelords

Trexller
03-06-2023, 04:36 AM
Gf tried to get me into this show, watched all season 1 at her place. Couldn’t tell u what it was about. Werewolf girl was cool I think

Edit: didn’t like Wednesday because she seemed just like a female version of internet edgelords

yeah wednesday as an 8 year old girl was amusing and clever, you don't expect a girl that young to have her attitude

wednesday as a 15 year old girl, is every 15 year old girl.

Trexller
03-06-2023, 05:40 AM
https://i.imgur.com/gMyWpgx.jpeg

unsunghero
03-06-2023, 02:46 PM

Swish
03-07-2023, 12:56 AM
https://i.imgur.com/S7GKFe1.jpeg

Trexller
03-07-2023, 12:59 AM
Absolutely not.

Swish
03-07-2023, 02:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/MZ1ccGV.jpeg

Swish
03-07-2023, 03:45 AM
https://i.imgur.com/5gU3Eq6.jpeg

Ekco
03-07-2023, 01:41 PM
.

Trexller
03-07-2023, 04:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/6O2dbFq.jpeg

Trexller
03-07-2023, 04:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tEPcrPL.jpeg

Ekco
03-07-2023, 05:03 PM
my asshole hurts just reading that.

Trexller
03-07-2023, 05:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/W22RJfG.jpeg

Trexller
03-07-2023, 05:58 PM
https://i.imgur.com/6w6cqab.jpeg

Trexller
03-07-2023, 06:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/FN0TcZN.jpeg

Ekco
03-07-2023, 06:26 PM
did Galadriel and Gandalf fuck? i never read the books but that scene in one of those hobbit movies made me think they had.

unsunghero
03-07-2023, 06:36 PM

Trexller
03-07-2023, 07:16 PM
did Galadriel and Gandalf fuck? i never read the books but that scene in one of those hobbit movies made me think they had.

i dunno if gandalf would survive a galadriel orgasm

here she's just excited by a little gold ring, imagine what a mustache ride on a wizard would do

https://i.imgur.com/Ear9zy3.gif

unsunghero
03-07-2023, 09:15 PM
Lotta places are like this

Fees are just free money for no effort amirite

Trexller
03-07-2023, 09:32 PM
yeah who the fuck is ticketmaster anyway? Satan?

Over the past 30 years pearl jam, tom petty, bruce springsteen, metallica, ac/dc, iron maiden, radiohead, foo fighters, rage against the machine, kid rock, Taylor fuckin' Swift and many more have gone head to head with ticketmaster, yet their monopoly is stronger than ever.

aussenseiter
03-07-2023, 09:36 PM
Just check your cable bill. You're probably paying 15-20 dollars a month for "Regional sports TV blah blah".

Trexller
03-07-2023, 09:43 PM
Just check your cable bill. You're probably paying 15-20 dollars a month for "Regional sports TV blah blah".

definitely not payin that, i only have a gigabit fiber connection

and i've got access to more programming streaming or pirated than any cable tv package ever sold, anywhere on planet earth.

75 MB/s download speeds make any program on-demand

i'll never pay for any media that pushes ads on top of a subscription service

best thing about internet-only entertainment is that if you put ads on your site, someone else already made an ad blocker that stops them.

Ooloo
03-07-2023, 09:47 PM
Reminds me of that seinfeld episode where jerry is buying a new car from puddy and puddy is casually rattling off spurious charges like "rustproofing, surcharge, additional overcharge, keys.."

edit: yeahhh I found it! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCT3jm1A-5U

Trexller
03-07-2023, 09:51 PM
Reminds me of that seinfeld episode where jerry is buying a new car from puddy and puddy is casually rattling off spurious charges like "rustproofing, surcharge, additional overcharge, keys.."

in that episode, Puddy also admits that all of those charges are bullshit, Jerry's car deal hinges on whether elaine and puddy can work out their relationship troubles, and george gets shafted by a candy machine, then scorned by the next guy who comes along and gets 2 candy bars for the price of 1

best sitcom ever

gimme a high 5

ok.

Trexller
03-08-2023, 01:28 AM
https://i.imgur.com/fLjrkJ4.jpeg

Trexller
03-08-2023, 01:48 AM
https://i.imgur.com/gEeH2yR.jpeg

Ekco
03-08-2023, 02:41 PM
.

Trexller
03-08-2023, 11:41 PM
This could get some mileage

https://i.imgur.com/EFgC9TE.jpeg

Swish
03-09-2023, 01:19 AM
https://i.imgur.com/gEeH2yR.jpeg

Fishermen/Fisherpeople underneath...

https://i.imgur.com/vQSQGFd.jpg

Ekco
03-09-2023, 05:37 AM
.

unsunghero
03-09-2023, 01:53 PM
^
Lol

unsunghero
03-09-2023, 01:55 PM
…,

unsunghero
03-09-2023, 01:56 PM

Swish
03-09-2023, 05:49 PM


Just missing full drunkenness in EQ + gnomish fireworks going off :D

Ekco
03-09-2023, 07:12 PM
.

Ekco
03-09-2023, 07:17 PM
.

Trexller
03-09-2023, 07:22 PM
.

man that was one wild night, I don't remember when i've had that much fun

LSD is a hell of a drug

unsunghero
03-09-2023, 07:25 PM
….

Swish
03-09-2023, 11:09 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Xw86S0B.jpg

Swish
03-09-2023, 11:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/nnAMV12.jpg

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ImpressiveMassiveHoneyeater-max-1mb.gif

Trexller
03-09-2023, 11:19 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Xw86S0B.jpg

it's bad out there, nobody knows anything about actually living a life off-screen.

2 male friends of mine, one has called me twice, the other once because they got a flat tire somewhere.

I am always the "guy in the group who knows how to get stuff done", I accept this and I do cultivate that image. but seriously dudes? How do you manage your way through life if you can't change a tire.

Swish
03-09-2023, 11:22 PM
it's bad out there, nobody knows anything about actually living a life off-screen.

2 male friends of mine, one has called me twice, the other once because they got a flat tire somewhere.

I am always the "guy in the group who knows how to get stuff done", I accept this and I do cultivate that image. but seriously dudes? How do you manage your way through life if you can't change a tire.

I've been unlucky with tires over the years, watched and learned list most young people when they first need to sort it... I couldn't imagine getting stranded.

Trexller
03-09-2023, 11:29 PM
I tell everyone to buy an AAA membership, it's dirt cheap and it will get your ass out of a real bind if you end up stranded.

do they have that or some similiar roadside assistance service in the UK? I figure with that being a smallish island, no matter where your car breaks down there is a town or something nearby, but it would be handy to give a bloke a bell from your mobile so he'll arrive in his lorry, sort that whole mess and bob's your uncle.

pink grapefruit
03-09-2023, 11:56 PM
https://i.imgur.com/cy9Ex5g.png

aussenseiter
03-10-2023, 12:36 AM
I tell everyone to buy an AAA membership, it's dirt cheap and it will get your ass out of a real bind if you end up stranded.

do they have that or some similiar roadside assistance service in the UK? I figure with that being a smallish island, no matter where your car breaks down there is a town or something nearby, but it would be handy to give a bloke a bell from your mobile so he'll arrive in his lorry, sort that whole mess and bob's your uncle.

9/10 linguistics, very well done.

Trexller
03-10-2023, 12:43 AM
9/10 linguistics, very well done.

what would i have needed to earn 10/10?

aussenseiter
03-10-2023, 12:45 AM
what would i have needed to earn 10/10?

Stay hungry brother.

Ekco
03-10-2023, 09:46 AM
.

Ekco
03-10-2023, 12:12 PM
.

pink grapefruit
03-10-2023, 12:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5f01Jom.png

unsunghero
03-10-2023, 02:47 PM
,,,.

Trexller
03-10-2023, 04:08 PM
https://i.imgur.com/aYFyMwR.jpeg

Toxigen
03-10-2023, 04:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/I5QtqYk.jpg

Trexller
03-10-2023, 07:28 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hiItTN2.jpeg

Trexller
03-10-2023, 07:38 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ZNV43bi.jpeg

pink grapefruit
03-10-2023, 07:40 PM
i don't think a story could truly qualify as a tragedy if the love didn't feel real

Trexller
03-10-2023, 07:41 PM
lol, "Small hand soap"

https://i.imgur.com/MKsNQZK.jpeg

aussenseiter
03-10-2023, 07:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/I5QtqYk.jpg

Helps with amenia too, illegibly.

aussenseiter
03-10-2023, 07:54 PM
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thatcher.jpg

Trexller
03-10-2023, 08:14 PM
https://www.thepoke.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2018/03/thatcher.jpg

who is she talkin about?

that statement/concept is also central to crime investigation, cops/detectives etc say it often in film and real life

is that a thatcher original quote that got picked up main stream or was thatcher quoting someone else in reference to what ?

aussenseiter
03-10-2023, 08:30 PM
who is she talkin about?

that statement/concept is also central to crime investigation, cops/detectives etc say it often in film and real life

is that a thatcher original quote that got picked up main stream or was thatcher quoting someone else in reference to what ?

It's a quote about Thatcher from the IRA; now having become an inspirational meme on facebook.

unsunghero
03-10-2023, 08:52 PM
..,

Trexller
03-10-2023, 11:36 PM
hilarious military meme dump, link below

https://i.imgur.com/F2Eosys.jpeg

https://imgur.com/gallery/Hn7vF1n

Jimjam
03-11-2023, 04:50 AM
I tell everyone to buy an AAA membership, it's dirt cheap and it will get your ass out of a real bind if you end up stranded.

do they have that or some similiar roadside assistance service in the UK? I figure with that being a smallish island, no matter where your car breaks down there is a town or something nearby, but it would be handy to give a bloke a bell from your mobile so he'll arrive in his lorry, sort that whole mess and bob's your uncle.

Idk how to change a tyre but I can swap a wheel with a flat for the spare.

We have an equivalent to the AAA but drop the ‘A’ for American, so it is just AA. We still have the other AA too. Gotta be careful which you call! We also have a bunch of other competing services - RAC, Green Flag and so on. Does the USA only have the AAA then?

Ekco
03-11-2023, 10:55 AM
.

Trexller
03-11-2023, 03:57 PM
https://i.imgur.com/hbZUcyf.jpeg

Trexller
03-11-2023, 04:08 PM
Idk how to change a tyre but I can swap a wheel with a flat for the spare.

We have an equivalent to the AAA but drop the ‘A’ for American, so it is just AA. We still have the other AA too. Gotta be careful which you call! We also have a bunch of other competing services - RAC, Green Flag and so on. Does the USA only have the AAA then?

oh we probably have dozens of roadside assistance companies, with AAA being the largest by a good margain. they are all-in on the "save your ass" business selling many types of insurance, along with services like credit cards, travel info, vehicle tag services, on top of the roadside assistance. Data has become big part of their business in the modern age as they are often referenced instead of dept of transportation or NTSB. Their standards are the mark for auto shops and dealers. so they have a healthy monopoly.

Trexller
03-11-2023, 04:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/LhgbjNF.jpeg

unsunghero
03-11-2023, 04:51 PM
,,,.

Trexller
03-12-2023, 02:58 AM
Facts.

https://i.imgur.com/RAHlfIL.png

Trexller
03-12-2023, 03:09 AM
https://i.imgur.com/cwnRmDx.jpeg

Skippymcbutter
03-12-2023, 09:07 AM
https://i.imgur.com/i1eNDtx.jpeg

Ekco
03-12-2023, 01:29 PM
.

goblinmob
03-12-2023, 01:31 PM
...

Trexller
03-12-2023, 04:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/QqF50tu.jpeg

Ekco
03-12-2023, 07:12 PM
.

Trexller
03-12-2023, 08:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Z03jcpK.jpeg

Ekco
03-12-2023, 09:09 PM
oh that one is broken in all the good ways, keeper.

Trexller
03-12-2023, 09:16 PM
oh that one is broken in all the good ways, keeper.

lol i love how there's another girl passed out on her right side, a bunch of empty beer cans and another 12 pack of PBR as a foot stool.

and her dark, contemplative eyes pondering, "did i bring enough meth for this camping trip?"

10/10 would marry, she knows how to have a good time.

Ekco
03-12-2023, 09:22 PM
lol i love how there's another girl passed out on her right side, a bunch of empty beer cans and another 12 pack of PBR as a foot stool.

and her dark, contemplative eyes pondering, "did i bring enough meth for this camping trip?"

10/10 would marry, she knows how to have a good time.

https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExY2RhMDQ2NWRjNWU4NGI2MTViY2QwMGQ 0MTZlY2RhYzkxYjY4ODc3NiZjdD1n/lQbMpILSd7owN3qbnq/giphy.gif

goblinmob
03-12-2023, 09:27 PM
don't forget "bicep tattoo" or "back of her skirt likely melting"

Ekco
03-12-2023, 09:29 PM
that coors can is a pipe i think also, crumbled in a way i know well.

that photo is art, i want it blown up and framed now.

goblinmob
03-12-2023, 09:37 PM
Bwahahaha just zoomed in.. classic Americana photography. Iconic. Good find, trex!

Trexller
03-12-2023, 09:49 PM
that coors can is a pipe i think also, crumbled in a way i know well.

that photo is art, i want it blown up and framed now.

oh shit you're right that coors can is a pipe, and with the lighter in the dirt beside it, so perfect

I sent a message to the imgurian who posted it to see if they have a higher-res source image

I might steal your idea about framing that piece of art

pink grapefruit
03-12-2023, 09:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/zWaAAXk.jpg

Trexller
03-12-2023, 10:08 PM
fashion before function

but... where does she need to go all blinged up, with an ankle monitor? :confused:

Ekco
03-12-2023, 10:21 PM
we are in the Matrix and this shit is getting out of hand.

unsunghero
03-13-2023, 01:44 AM

unsunghero
03-13-2023, 01:46 AM
..,

Basanos
03-13-2023, 01:58 AM
https://i.imgur.com/8VrY245.jpg

Trexller
03-13-2023, 12:39 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9hrq3yO.jpeg

goblinmob
03-13-2023, 09:46 PM
Wife just sent this and it made me laugh to an embarrassing degree

Ekco
03-13-2023, 10:16 PM
.

Jimjam
03-14-2023, 12:33 PM
Really enjoyed the cos play raver having a cig for breakfast over the dead campfire of yesterday’s party. Very artistic shot.

I find this New Years Eve photo from Manchester to have a bit of an accidental renaissance feel.

https://i.imgur.com/w1k3ITr.jpg

aussenseiter
03-14-2023, 02:02 PM
https://i.redd.it/2lb6ksxgihh01.jpg

misterbonkers
03-14-2023, 06:45 PM
who did you exploit today? (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IwvrGHsjD7g)

unsunghero
03-14-2023, 09:08 PM
Also “murder yoga”

unsunghero
03-14-2023, 09:14 PM
,,,

unsunghero
03-15-2023, 02:39 PM
,,,.

MrSparkle001
03-15-2023, 03:24 PM
Also “murder yoga”

FmLS6WRxrEI

DAMN that's pixelated, wtf. It's an ancient video reuploaded but I didn't expect it to be that bad.

Maybe this is better lol: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30zhj

Swish
03-15-2023, 04:44 PM
FmLS6WRxrEI

DAMN that's pixelated, wtf. It's an ancient video reuploaded but I didn't expect it to be that bad.

Maybe this is better lol: https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x30zhj

which pixel was Royce Gracie? :D

unsunghero
03-16-2023, 05:08 PM
..,

unsunghero
03-16-2023, 05:11 PM
,,..

Swish
03-16-2023, 06:05 PM
:rolleyes:

Swish
03-16-2023, 06:58 PM
:)

Swish
03-16-2023, 08:42 PM
choo choo

unsunghero
03-16-2023, 11:11 PM
,,,

Basanos
03-16-2023, 11:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/XIGjXvy.jpg

aussenseiter
03-16-2023, 11:35 PM
,,,

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=21245&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1679022664

Awful, but I enjoyed it. :)

unsunghero
03-17-2023, 02:07 AM
..,

nostalgiaquest
03-17-2023, 02:27 AM
.

unsunghero
03-17-2023, 02:31 AM
^
Lol

Swish
03-17-2023, 02:39 AM
:D

unsunghero
03-17-2023, 11:46 AM
,,,,

Ekco
03-17-2023, 10:33 PM
.

unsunghero
03-17-2023, 10:38 PM
,,,,

Ekco
03-18-2023, 09:22 AM
.

Ekco
03-18-2023, 09:23 AM
..

nostalgiaquest
03-18-2023, 09:58 AM
.

Ekco
03-18-2023, 08:19 PM
..

Trexller
03-18-2023, 08:28 PM
so many reposts today

https://i.imgur.com/LAEcGze.jpeg

Trexller
03-18-2023, 08:31 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OwYUVI8.png