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Encroaching Death
01-17-2023, 03:47 PM
speaking of military legends

https://i.redd.it/ghqp6c8dp8161.jpg

I don't know this one.

Is he like Jamsheed?

yfx74JBz2EI

unsunghero
01-18-2023, 12:39 PM
,,,

aussenseiter
01-18-2023, 12:48 PM
https://64.media.tumblr.com/6acd7b48c31e96d154d5b11f6fe4c1ff/63abe8b7466baac9-4c/s540x810/bc6d2779bb187acbef02e3e8b84c69bf36250147.jpg

Encroaching Death
01-18-2023, 01:12 PM
https://i.ibb.co/Rv70cMx/gyvunj9o9kba1.webp

magnetaress
01-18-2023, 01:54 PM
she's probably feeding a family of 12 for like 1 week :( RIP haha

Encroaching Death
01-18-2023, 02:42 PM
Only the strongest children survive

unsunghero
01-19-2023, 07:06 PM
“Learn this simple trick that poachers DON’T want you to know!!”

unsunghero
01-19-2023, 07:27 PM
Not up to much, just taking a walk with my girlfriend atm

magnetaress
01-19-2023, 07:45 PM
“Learn this simple trick that poachers DON’T want you to know!!”

Eq ranjur irl lol

Encroaching Death
01-20-2023, 12:24 PM
Cuff me, mommy

unsunghero
01-20-2023, 05:27 PM
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/C7CDCE81-62E7-4A0D-994F-EBE77D3ECA54.gif (https://gifyu.com/image/SmKEO)

unsunghero
01-20-2023, 05:28 PM
,,..

unsunghero
01-21-2023, 01:40 AM
,,..

unsunghero
01-21-2023, 03:40 AM
Ah, Tinder

Chortles Snortles
01-21-2023, 01:59 PM
https://i.imgur.com/mIOqzzk.jpg

unsunghero
01-21-2023, 02:19 PM
I am out of short pics at the moment

Wait, hang on!

unsunghero
01-22-2023, 04:53 PM
Symmetry

magnetaress
01-22-2023, 04:55 PM
Symmetry

Awesome

Trexller
01-22-2023, 11:23 PM
https://i.imgur.com/JjLTRah.jpeg

MrSparkle001
01-24-2023, 12:36 PM
President Franklin Delano Roosevelt

https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/enhanced/webdr05/2013/6/17/12/enhanced-buzz-22533-1371487271-21.jpg?downsize=700%3A%2A&output-quality=auto&output-format=auto

unsunghero
01-24-2023, 01:21 PM
,,..

Trexller
01-24-2023, 02:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NpMPsBV.jpeg

Trexller
01-24-2023, 02:21 PM
https://i.imgur.com/gVGvqdW.jpeg

unsunghero
01-24-2023, 06:46 PM
Pro cyclist legs

Fucking yikes

unsunghero
01-24-2023, 06:58 PM
,,,

unsunghero
01-25-2023, 07:12 PM
Hey I heard you like redheads

Trexller
01-25-2023, 07:14 PM
i want to go to there

unsunghero
01-26-2023, 09:12 PM
$30,000 fursuit, furry costume, whatever the heck those are called

unsunghero
01-26-2023, 09:13 PM
,,.

PRogers
01-27-2023, 10:54 PM
Someone likes cosplay. Put in an order. I'll make you one.

unsunghero
01-27-2023, 11:36 PM
Someone likes cosplay. Put in an order. I'll make you one.

I would love to cosplay as either pyramid head or cloud strife tbh

If someone made or bought me the outfit, I’d tots wear it to Phx Comic-Con if the outfit was quality

Edit: open to other suggestions on characters tho. Maybe someone already bald

Trexller
01-28-2023, 01:23 AM
https://i.imgur.com/wt03wHf.jpeg

unsunghero
01-28-2023, 02:52 PM
,,.

unsunghero
01-28-2023, 06:47 PM
https://s3.gifyu.com/images/5D85249A-3A04-40D4-9D67-B4E995B5E427.gif (https://gifyu.com/image/SmgJu)

unsunghero
01-28-2023, 11:18 PM
Beautiful

Trexller
01-31-2023, 04:00 PM
https://i.imgur.com/BGf4dMP.jpeg

Trexller
01-31-2023, 04:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/OJNe3O2.png

Trexller
01-31-2023, 05:03 PM
https://i.imgur.com/pVyCa5K.jpeg

Trexller
01-31-2023, 07:31 PM
WTF Disney, lion king, the rescuers, beauty and the beast, have you ever produced anything that didn't seek to groom children?

https://i.imgur.com/LTIf3Qc.jpeg

aussenseiter
01-31-2023, 07:37 PM
WTF Disney, lion king, the rescuers, beauty and the beast, have you ever produced anything that didn't seek to groom children?

https://i.imgur.com/LTIf3Qc.jpeg

Montagnards are not the original groomers.

Lutherists are.

Trexller
01-31-2023, 11:12 PM
https://i.imgur.com/HQNrnbg.jpeg

Trexller
02-01-2023, 10:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/8kOIllv.jpeg

Trexller
02-03-2023, 03:33 PM
https://i.imgur.com/FDZjGv8.jpeg

Infectious
02-05-2023, 01:30 AM
$30,000 fursuit, furry costume, whatever the heck those are called

Wait that's a costume with a person under it? Mannnn.... I wish I was rich just to scare the shit out of people with that.

aussenseiter
02-05-2023, 12:45 PM
https://i.imgur.com/uczGFNP.jpg

Trexller
02-05-2023, 02:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bPnKBiv.png

Duik
02-06-2023, 08:25 AM
Gods fertile (vegan) ballsacks?

Trexller
02-06-2023, 05:16 PM
Gods fertile (vegan) ballsacks?

https://i.imgur.com/bhHh2OQ.jpg

Trexller
02-06-2023, 05:16 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9TpUonc.jpeg

Trexller
02-12-2023, 01:06 AM
https://i.imgur.com/FhMB0i8.png

Encroaching Death
02-12-2023, 01:14 AM
Ahhhĥhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

unsunghero
02-12-2023, 01:22 AM
…,

Trexller
02-12-2023, 01:26 AM
…,

firearms for infants is an untapped and lucrative market

aussenseiter
02-12-2023, 01:31 AM
…,

https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20665&stc=1&thumb=1&d=1676179333

IFhqE9vZQ04

Swish
02-12-2023, 04:03 AM
https://i.imgur.com/UtDpMod.gif

unsunghero
02-12-2023, 12:35 PM
,,.

Trexller
02-12-2023, 05:50 PM
This is epic.

short video of a nature doc crew filming a rare exotic bird when it decides to try and mate with the camera man.

https://imgur.com/gallery/oSq9W4C

unsunghero
02-12-2023, 09:38 PM
..,

Swish
02-12-2023, 10:02 PM
Could add a few EQ petitions in there :o

https://i.imgur.com/bTJEZdw.jpg

Trexller
02-12-2023, 10:27 PM
It takes all kinds

"black people make things cool, and white people make things safe"

-Comedian Michael Che

unsunghero
02-13-2023, 12:54 PM
Pokémon!

Trexller
02-13-2023, 06:02 PM
https://i.imgur.com/7zv1tDX.png

Encroaching Death
02-13-2023, 06:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/7zv1tDX.png

https://gcdnb.pbrd.co/images/kFkp80nIJTAJ.webp

unsunghero
02-14-2023, 06:10 PM
That girl hard to kill

Trexller
02-14-2023, 06:12 PM
That girl hard to kill

i saw a documentary about her once, very impressive young lady

unsunghero
02-14-2023, 08:32 PM
“I’m just trying to work out and I can hear you guys over my goddamn ear bud headphones”

Trexller
02-14-2023, 09:17 PM
“I’m just trying to work out and I can hear you guys over my goddamn ear bud headphones”

worst marching band practice ever

either that or those folks had alot of trouble walking and playing at the same time, and the football coach was like, "hold my beer"

unsunghero
02-14-2023, 11:13 PM
Looks like you got your

unsunghero
02-14-2023, 11:55 PM

Swish
02-15-2023, 12:01 AM
https://i.imgur.com/xYzk9MR.jpg

Swish
02-15-2023, 12:04 AM
https://i.imgur.com/oDoZu3p.jpg

Basanos
02-15-2023, 12:09 AM
https://i.imgur.com/hkFFC17.jpg

Trexller
02-15-2023, 12:10 AM


yeah that whole thing is fucked up. 28,000 people dead *WOW JESUS*

i read an article about a father who's daughter was crushed by concrete and killed instantly, the guy just sat there and held her hand for like 3 days until rescue workers arrived.

that hits you right in the feels.

Swish
02-15-2023, 12:32 AM
https://i.imgur.com/YfBHeHL.jpg

unsunghero
02-15-2023, 02:10 PM
When having a bleeding heart leads to a literally bleeding heart :(

Toxigen
02-15-2023, 03:26 PM
When having a bleeding heart leads to a literally bleeding heart :(

bigly problem w/ woke white women

like those two fucking dipshit twenty-something year old girls that traveled to rural morocco to "experience their rich culture" and got beheaded

Encroaching Death
02-15-2023, 04:09 PM
bigly problem w/ woke white women

like those two fucking dipshit twenty-something year old girls that traveled to rural morocco to "experience their rich culture" and got beheaded

Women are sheltered idiots and the moment they venture out of their protective bubble that they take for granted, a barbarian "culturally enriches" them.

I think it's hilarious.

Please continue to do your mountain bike trek around the world to prove it's peaceful, only to get macheted and dumped in a ditch in Uganda.

unsunghero
02-15-2023, 10:57 PM
Ewww

Trexller
02-16-2023, 05:23 AM
WTF is insufficient.

https://imgur.com/gallery/RpahcwP

we made need to make a new thread just for things like that

unsunghero
02-16-2023, 12:35 PM
WTF is insufficient.

https://imgur.com/gallery/RpahcwP

we made need to make a new thread just for things like that

Lol’d

unsunghero
02-16-2023, 03:46 PM
Arnold walking through streets of Munich in 1967 to promote his gym

Trexller
02-16-2023, 03:54 PM
well, that guy did roids for sure.

unsunghero
02-16-2023, 04:38 PM
well, that guy did roids for sure.

Of course but you could never get reactions that good nowadays. Roids were incredibly less common back in 1967. That’s why people were giving looks like they had no idea someone could look like that. Nowadays people wouldn’t be surprised at all

Trexller
02-16-2023, 04:42 PM
Of course but you could never get reactions that good nowadays. Roids were incredibly less common back in 1967. That’s why people were giving looks like they had no idea someone could look like that. Nowadays people wouldn’t be surprised at all

the telltale sign is the shrinkage, and yet not an ounce of shame on his face.

true legend.

although i guess it could be cold out that day

still a legend.

Swish
02-16-2023, 05:07 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NCSBEVG.gif

Trexller
02-16-2023, 05:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NCSBEVG.gif

lol so thats how AP always has the scoop

unsunghero
02-16-2023, 11:09 PM

Trexller
02-16-2023, 11:19 PM


more evidence that humans are ALOT older than modern anthropologists would have us believe.

a place like that is built to survive an extinction event and for no other reason.

Where is it located?

unsunghero
02-16-2023, 11:20 PM
more evidence that humans are ALOT older than modern anthropologists would have us believe.

a place like that is built to survive an extinction event and for no other reason.

Where is it located?

Yea like why live underground unless you had to?

Edit: dunno loc tho

Trexller
02-16-2023, 11:21 PM
Yea like why live underground unless you had to?

Edit: dunno loc tho

that location could tell us alot about what happened in geologic history and why an underground city for 20k people was built

it sounds like the rumors about denver airport

aussenseiter
02-16-2023, 11:29 PM
that location could tell us alot about what happened in geologic history and why an underground city for 20k people was built


https://www.travelandleisure.com/thmb/r8ehjYbBew4nDU-bxwN8PgW1pKs=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/paris-catacombs-tunnels-france-SKULLS0617-9f65ded2fd494c188c9871194fa47515.jpg

Trexller
02-16-2023, 11:32 PM
https://www.travelandleisure.com/thmb/r8ehjYbBew4nDU-bxwN8PgW1pKs=/1500x0/filters:no_upscale():max_bytes(150000):strip_icc()/paris-catacombs-tunnels-france-SKULLS0617-9f65ded2fd494c188c9871194fa47515.jpg

well those folks really liked bones

thats underneath paris, isn't it?

aussenseiter
02-16-2023, 11:36 PM
well those folks really liked bones

thats underneath paris, isn't it?

Yeah Paris.

Catacombs exist all over Europe. I think they started as defensive structures but were repurposed into mass graves.

aussenseiter
02-16-2023, 11:46 PM
Yeah Paris.

Catacombs exist all over Europe. I think they started as defensive structures but were repurposed into mass graves.

Probably just the rich or important people from each era were reinterred there.

I'm convinced human osseum is the secret ingredient to Roman concrete.

Trexller
02-17-2023, 12:11 AM
Probably just the rich or important people from each era were reinterred there.

I'm convinced human osseum is the secret ingredient to Roman concrete.

interesting thought there.

one theory about the millions of perfectly carved sandstone slabs the egyptian pyramids are made of its that they weren't cut, they were poured in place, but archeologists haven't been able to recreate that type of sandstone either.

aussenseiter
02-17-2023, 12:45 AM
interesting thought there.

one theory about the millions of perfectly carved sandstone slabs the egyptian pyramids are made of its that they weren't cut, they were poured in place, but archeologists haven't been able to recreate that type of sandstone either.

That's a cool idea too.

Stone properties aside, you'd only have to defeat friction to pull out or break the mold it was poured into. Much easier than lifting.

Jobaber
02-17-2023, 12:54 AM
This one is so fun, speaking of underground super lizard king rulers of earth.

ZCYMAs4cqRU

Trexller
02-17-2023, 12:59 AM
This one is so fun, speaking of underground super lizard king rulers of earth.

someone needs to DM these lizard overlords or aliens and tell them we're sick of our own shit and ready for them to come back and oppress us again.

dunno about you, but im tired of waiting

Jobaber
02-17-2023, 01:01 AM
someone needs to DM these lizard overlords or aliens and tell them we're sick of our own shit and ready for them to come back and oppress us again.

dunno about you, but im tired of waiting

this is so bad ass and the best reptoid movie ever and maybe our future in hell :eek:

VjQ2t_yNHQs

Kaveh
02-17-2023, 01:26 AM
more evidence that humans are ALOT older than modern anthropologists would have us believe.

a place like that is built to survive an extinction event and for no other reason.

Where is it located?

It’s in Turkey. Christians used it to hide from Tusken raiders

Trexller
02-17-2023, 01:33 AM
this is so bad ass and the best reptoid movie ever and maybe our future in hell

that was pretty damn good. I wanna go fight some telepathic/kinetic lizards.

It’s in Turkey. Christians used it to hide from Tusken raiders

well thats less interesting than 1 million year old humans, but still cool.

was it really a 20,000 person capacity? if so how is such a feat of engineering not as widely known as the pyramids?

Kaveh
02-17-2023, 03:33 AM
Because the Turks lie about the genocide

Jimjam
02-17-2023, 04:04 AM
Feasibly it predated the Turks and got repurposed during their reign as a hideyhole?


Hideyholes were very common in areas occupied by Turks. For obvious reasons villages traditionally keep them secret.

Even now there are plenty of secret caves in Greece which are tended by locals and aren’t acknowledged/known by the officials. Just because Greece is largely self governing now doesn’t mean the people will reveal their secrets - their freedom now is a blip on the radar compared to 1000 years of Turkish then Nazi occupation. I’m sure similar stories exist anywhere with routine brutal occupation.

Americans are very suspicious of authorities (second amendment and all that) so it surprised me to see they don’t understand why bunkers would be kept secret.

This guy is a fame hungry / idiot revealing this secret. Others in the village knew.

Encroaching Death
02-17-2023, 07:47 AM
this is so bad ass and the best reptoid movie ever and maybe our future in hell :eek:

VjQ2t_yNHQs

I watched this whole thing. Pretty badass. They should make a series

nostalgiaquest
02-17-2023, 07:55 AM
It was part of a Netflix “series” called oats studios. Short apocalyptic/horror films. They’re all pretty good. I recommend you watch the whole thing, some are fuckin scary. Rakka was my favorite, but zygote was also good. Firebase has a cameo from the actor who plays Stuart in letterkenny.

Trexller
02-17-2023, 04:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/0AbaYL4.jpeg

Encroaching Death
02-17-2023, 04:40 PM
Ew wtf?

Ahhh you got me ;)

unsunghero
02-17-2023, 06:04 PM
Nice physique other than that weird as fuck paunch

Encroaching Death
02-17-2023, 06:23 PM
Nice physique other than that weird as fuck paunch

Those 'abs' sure don't look normal...

The lower two are the hardest to define though. Fuck all that core work - I'll settle for a 4 pack

Jobaber
02-17-2023, 07:00 PM
I watched this whole thing. Pretty badass. They should make a series

yeah would be so rad I love how its so referential to all the conspiracy shit haha

tinfoil hats

mind control

lizards

the lizards are cool as heck!

Also I like their tech, how they have that nano bot shit, that just gloops on them, but can take the form of any clothing, or gun, n95 mask covid, or whatever you need

Jobaber
02-17-2023, 07:02 PM
was it really a 20,000 person capacity? if so how is such a feat of engineering not as widely known as the pyramids?

I think the truth is those people lived down there after the global caticlsym that is written about in gilgamesh and the torah, and bible, and budist and hindu and the rest of the worlds religion.

Hopefully it was a magnetic pole flip so everyone will die again because those are cycles :o

Trexller
02-17-2023, 07:08 PM
I think the truth is those people lived down there after the global caticlsym that is written about in gilgamesh and the torah, and bible, and budist and hindu and the rest of the worlds religion.

Hopefully it was a magnetic pole flip so everyone will die again because those are cycles :o

pole flip will cause some weird shit to happen and some folks are gonna get sun burnt and alot of crops will suffer, but i haven't read anything conclusive to suggest pole flips are extinction events.

many satellites will fail when the magnetosphere weakens, many ground based electronics too.

life will go on, alot of humans are really good at surviving, just not here in the United States of Doordash.

Jobaber
02-17-2023, 07:43 PM
pole flip will cause some weird shit to happen and some folks are gonna get sun burnt and alot of crops will suffer, but i haven't read anything conclusive to suggest pole flips are extinction events.

many satellites will fail when the magnetosphere weakens, many ground based electronics too.

life will go on, alot of humans are really good at surviving, just not here in the United States of Doordash.

:D

Actual document: https://www.cia.gov/readingroom/docs/CIA-RDP79B00752A000300070001-8.pdf

I think they did this study to justify builind NORAD, becuase it seems like the optimal place to survive (this cool pole flip theory) is Colorado rockeys on the eastern side... or maybe they built used norad to justify building something for this!

4n3fkTq_p0o

Kaveh
02-17-2023, 08:32 PM
Feasibly it predated the Turks and got repurposed during their reign as a hideyhole?


Hideyholes were very common in areas occupied by Turks. For obvious reasons villages traditionally keep them secret.

Even now there are plenty of secret caves in Greece which are tended by locals and aren’t acknowledged/known by the officials. Just because Greece is largely self governing now doesn’t mean the people will reveal their secrets - their freedom now is a blip on the radar compared to 1000 years of Turkish then Nazi occupation. I’m sure similar stories exist anywhere with routine brutal occupation.

Americans are very suspicious of authorities (second amendment and all that) so it surprised me to see they don’t understand why bunkers would be kept secret.

This guy is a fame hungry / idiot revealing this secret. Others in the village knew.

Definitely predates the Turks, they started burrowing in earnest during the Arab period because of annual “jihad” into Anatolia. But the Turks mythologize that no one lived in Anatolia before they did. Same reason the Azeris destroy graves and churches in Armenia and Azerbaijan, namely, these people are trash

I’d give greece, Armenia, and Cyprus nukes and call it a day

Swish
02-17-2023, 10:31 PM
:confused:

aussenseiter
02-17-2023, 10:50 PM
Definitely predates the Turks, they started burrowing in earnest during the Arab period because of annual “jihad” into Anatolia. But the Turks mythologize that no one lived in Anatolia before they did. Same reason the Azeris destroy graves and churches in Armenia and Azerbaijan, namely, these people are trash

I’d give greece, Armenia, and Cyprus nukes and call it a day

Yet the Turks have nukes at Incirlik.

We live in a society.

Trexller
02-17-2023, 10:57 PM
Yet the Turks have nukes at Incirlik.

We live in a society.

you mean the USA has nukes at Incirlik

everything is ours.

Swish
02-17-2023, 11:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ufalBFf.jpg

Trexller
02-17-2023, 11:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/ufalBFf.jpg

lol oh man, either that map is 50 years old, or they omitted alot of our military installations...

there is alot more than that

Trexller
02-18-2023, 05:44 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9yzeZ9x.jpg

unsunghero
02-18-2023, 05:53 PM
Stab me any day

Encroaching Death
02-18-2023, 05:58 PM
lol oh man, either that map is 50 years old, or they omitted alot of our military installations...

there is alot more than that

We just signed a deal to put 5 more bases in southeast asia yesterday too.

Swish
02-18-2023, 10:22 PM
:o

Trexller
02-18-2023, 10:23 PM
sexting at 6:55 AM. classy.

Trexller
02-19-2023, 05:41 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tD1ZcYZ.jpeg

Swish
02-19-2023, 05:43 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tD1ZcYZ.jpeg

https://i.imgur.com/Kda0WCQ.gif

Trexller
02-19-2023, 07:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Qs9dant.jpeg

Duik
02-19-2023, 11:29 PM
Trex, i worry that you spend too much time causing accidents to photograph. Also, the lady in the autumnal coloured dress prolly was the cause.

Trexller
02-19-2023, 11:31 PM
content creation is art

don't judge me.

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 12:49 AM

Swish
02-20-2023, 03:33 AM


I imagine one loud neighbour there playing music is going to piss about 50 houses off around them :D

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 12:13 PM
https://i.imgur.com/tD1ZcYZ.jpeg

Jesus....fuckin Fudds...

https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/858/303/c00.jpg

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 12:16 PM
https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2013/12/syria-660x453.jpg

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 12:17 PM
I imagine one loud neighbour there playing music is going to piss about 50 houses off around them :D

Looks cool though, I would like to live in an area like that. The community must be nice...or horrible.

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 12:19 PM
“Radical” Islam

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 12:20 PM
“Radical” Islam

Man, imagine if they were allowed to drink alcohol...

Swish
02-20-2023, 04:47 PM
Man, imagine if they were allowed to drink alcohol...

A lot do.

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 05:21 PM
A lot do.

True.

It wasn't legal for me to snort that line of coke off that stripper's labia, but that didn't stop me.

(Just kidding, I've never done that before. I'm not even sure the logistics of such an action is even possible. Due to the reduced surface area, I'm sure you would lose a lot of precious cocaine, which would start an argument with the stripper causing her to storm off and now the entire operation is done. Good going. The stripper AND the blow is gone.)

Trexller
02-20-2023, 05:38 PM
True.

It wasn't legal for me to snort that line of coke off that stripper's labia, but that didn't stop me.

(Just kidding, I've never done that before. I'm not even sure the logistics of such an action is even possible. Due to the reduced surface area, I'm sure you would lose a lot of precious cocaine, which would start an argument with the stripper causing her to storm off and now the entire operation is done. Good going. The stripper AND the blow is gone.)

nah bro you just gotta try that w/ a woman who has an "innie pussy"

yeah big floppy labia majoris will make it difficult to snort coke off of, but you can clean up what you missed and it will absorb into your mouth tissues.

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 05:39 PM
nah bro you just gotta try that w/ a woman who has an "innie pussy"

I was reading this line while sipping my coffee.

Almost had to clean up my desk.

Trexller
02-20-2023, 05:44 PM
I was reading this line while sipping my coffee.

Almost had to clean up my desk.

https://i.imgur.com/PjlEZMr.gif

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 05:51 PM
I just told the new guys at work about how there was a black kid in my neighborhood growing up that we nicknamed "Slave" because he was adopted by a poor redneck white family.

....they didn't find it as humorous as I did.

Oh well...I sign their paychecks :)

Trexller
02-20-2023, 05:57 PM
I just told the new guys at work about how there was a black kid in my neighborhood growing up that we nicknamed "Slave" because he was adopted by a poor redneck white family.

....they didn't find it as humorous as I did.

Oh well...I sign their paychecks :)

careful with that bro. these days that's an open and shut lawsuit. I do understand that its all in jest, but any half decent lawyer could make a racial discrimination case out of it.

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 06:02 PM
careful with that bro. these days that's an open and shut lawsuit. I do understand that its all in jest, but any half decent lawyer could make a racial discrimination case out of it.

Nah, we've said worse here.

Duik
02-20-2023, 06:23 PM
Luckily blatant racism is dead in the good 'ol US and A.

Basanos
02-20-2023, 06:26 PM
There is a reason I have zero pity for conservatives when they get cancelled

Trexller
02-20-2023, 06:52 PM
There is a reason I have zero pity for conservatives when they get cancelled

cancel culture is such a woman thing

men wouldn't invent candy ass bullshit like that

men will just kill you and move on with life

Basanos
02-20-2023, 06:56 PM
The majority of police officers are males, and they are the primary agents of cancel culture

You can whine about somebody losing their job for saying racist shit I guess, but shooting someone is a pretty effective way to cancel them imo

Trexller
02-20-2023, 06:58 PM
The majority of police officers are males, and they are the primary agents of cancel culture

You can whine about somebody losing their job for saying racist shit I guess, but shooting someone is a pretty effective way to cancel them imo

yeah, they're men. they aren't gonna fuck around with banning you from social media because you disagree

they'll just fuckin kill you

right and wrong are determined by who is alive or dead.

like i said, only a woman would think to invent something like cancel culture

oh also, out of like any possible demographic, police officers kill the least amount of people

and the ones that they do kill, have it coming for one reason or another. maybe not the crime they committed that day, but they're guilty of something, we all are.

the world is not a worse place to live in just because every couple of weeks a cop has to put a dog down

its a worse place to live in because we have to listen to pink haired libtard bitches piss and moan about it because their lives are otherwise meaningless.

Basanos
02-20-2023, 07:02 PM
Straight from "it's bad and I don't like it" to "it's okay when we do it" in a single paragraph, congratulations

Trexller
02-20-2023, 07:04 PM
Straight from "it's bad and I don't like it" to "it's okay when we do it" in a single paragraph, congratulations

killing people isn't the same as cancel culture, libtard.

killing people is much more real, much more final.

its a decisive ending to an annoying problem.

cancel culture is just some bratty 9 year old girl on the playground telling people they aren't as good as her for whatever arbitrary reason.

Basanos
02-20-2023, 07:06 PM
Can we please refer to violence committed by police as "cancel culture plus" from here on out so that Trexller does not get mad

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 07:09 PM
,,,,

unsunghero
02-20-2023, 07:10 PM
When the dragon quad crits your guild’s tank

Trexller
02-20-2023, 07:13 PM
Can we please refer to violence committed by police as state sanctioned cancel culture

FTFY

police need better weapons imo, even the best handguns in the world are limited by their size and weight distribution, so you can never get the balance that you can from a rifle.

FN Herstel has come a long way in bridging the divide between handgun and rifle, with the P90

so, P90s for all police! 50 armor piercing rounds per magazine will clean up the streets right quick

https://i.imgur.com/R1jrjbF.jpeg

Ekco
02-20-2023, 08:19 PM
p90 looks the coolest, all bullpups do. is it the best option though? mp4/5 look neat also

Encroaching Death
02-20-2023, 08:27 PM
p90 looks the coolest, all bullpups do. is it the best option though? mp4/5 look neat also

Bullpups are good if you're in confined spaces, but still want the accuracy/effectiveness of a rifle.

So a lot of executive security carry them while riding in cars, etc. MP5 has a shorter barrel, so doesn't have the added benefit but they're great systems and have been battle tested a ton.

Trexller
02-20-2023, 08:31 PM
p90 looks the coolest, all bullpups do. is it the best option though? mp4/5 look neat also

Yeah it probably is the best choice if you wanted to give cops SMGs. the p90 was the original, and has been updated to the P2000 and other models, including the famous and vaunted FN 5-7 handgun, which became standard for agencies like the secret service. P90 and 5-7 fire the same 5.7mm round

mp5 is like, a 60 year old design that was groundbreaking when it was first invented, but at the end of the day it just spits out 9mm dummies, and in the modern world today everyone has access to armor that laughs at 9mm.

H&K designed the mp4 to fire their 4.6mm round. this was part of a NATO commission to design a pistol/SMG round with stock armor piercing capabilities like the 5.56 NATO round has.

short story is that FN Herstel won over H&K and other companies with their 5.7mm round.

https://i.imgur.com/xA9eUHC.jpg

Trexller
02-21-2023, 01:56 AM
https://i.imgur.com/4wECMgj.jpeg

Swish
02-21-2023, 03:23 AM
:eek:

Swish
02-21-2023, 03:25 AM
When's breakfast?

Duik
02-21-2023, 06:18 AM
:eek:
https://www.project1999.com/forums/attachment.php?attachmentid=20811&d=1676964215
He looks shitfaced.

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 06:51 AM
When's breakfast?

Average picnic day with the family at Myakka State Park.

"Stop messin' with those gators and come get something to eat!"

Ahhh childhood.

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 06:58 AM
https://i0.wp.com/lh4.ggpht.com/-ecHRyZd-Yfk/VR1lNip0beI/AAAAAAABfyk/EWtyHhkZORc/w900/IMAG2334.jpg

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 07:02 AM
This is mating season at Myakka. My parents would let me run around this:

https://images.foxtv.com/static.fox13news.com/www.fox13news.com/content/uploads/2019/12/1280/720/alligators-deep-hole-myakka-miri-hardy-1.jpg

Duik
02-21-2023, 07:53 AM
That looks like a Gator Raid.

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 07:56 AM
That looks like a Gator Raid.

Being an Aussie, you should know all about this. Except you have to deal with Crocs which are 10x worse.

I could literally run into the middle of this pack and be safe (because the fuckers would run away)

Jimjam
02-21-2023, 08:20 AM
Are gaters even gonna engage in predatory behaviour when in horny mode?

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 08:48 AM
I never got one to hump me (unfortunately)

Jimjam
02-21-2023, 09:56 AM
I never got one to hump me (unfortunately)

:D

Trexller
02-21-2023, 03:11 PM
https://i.imgur.com/wC4FE2J.jpeg

Swish
02-21-2023, 05:46 PM
I didn't youtube it

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 05:53 PM
I like the "Earth" part

Ekco
02-21-2023, 06:04 PM
I didn't youtube it

I'm more focused on that custom trailer hitch hole in the bumper. at some point that man lost the plot.

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 06:40 PM
gRS1LGvI8Lk

aussenseiter
02-21-2023, 07:56 PM
gRS1LGvI8Lk

I saw a Volkswagen 😬

Encroaching Death
02-21-2023, 07:57 PM
I saw a Volkswagen 😬

https://media.tenor.com/R5xF7ivPCGoAAAAM/jail-no.gif

Swish
02-22-2023, 12:17 AM
That's a lot of neighbourhood trees.

Jimjam
02-22-2023, 10:29 AM
Where is the pavement? Did you guys just walk on the road? Are the lawns private or public property? This image makes no sense.

unsunghero
02-22-2023, 10:51 AM
Smart

Basanos
02-22-2023, 10:56 AM
Where is the pavement? Did you guys just walk on the road? Are the lawns private or public property? This image makes no sense.Many roads lack sidewalks in America, you walk on the road or the shoulder if you walk. Lawns are typically private property, though some folks will let kids pass through their lawns without issue.

I'm glad we have sidewalks around here, at least.

Toxigen
02-22-2023, 11:08 AM
broke liberal in shithole atlanta has sidewalks

nice job

Basanos
02-22-2023, 11:49 AM
I live seventy five miles from downtown Atlanta, but okay

Encroaching Death
02-22-2023, 11:57 AM
Where is the pavement? Did you guys just walk on the road? Are the lawns private or public property? This image makes no sense.

I wasn't alive in the 40's, personally. I try not to step foot in LA either. Place is a shithole.

There are a lot of neighborhoods that don't have sidewalks though, even today. In those cases, you just walk along the edge of the road. Being careful not to drop your hamburger or AR-15 while you walk.

unsunghero
02-22-2023, 02:30 PM
Smash my nuts any day baby

Toxigen
02-22-2023, 02:34 PM
https://i.imgur.com/DL7Goco.jpg

unsunghero
02-22-2023, 02:34 PM
Would they really shit in it though?

Don’t answer that

Ekco
02-22-2023, 02:59 PM
that didn't actually happen did it? i know that furry con is banned from like half the chain hotels in the country though lol

unsunghero
02-22-2023, 03:10 PM
When you think having 8 beers before your flight was a good idea?

unsunghero
02-22-2023, 05:11 PM
Jesus has the POWAH

Trexller
02-22-2023, 05:16 PM
Jesus has the POWAH

There can be only one.

Jobaber
02-22-2023, 05:24 PM
J's got the POW!

PSjjZM1Ovs0

Duik
02-22-2023, 06:14 PM
Jesus has the POWAH

Jesus up to bat for the OldSchool Celestials.
Stee-rike 1.

unsunghero
02-24-2023, 02:45 AM
Childhood what

Toxigen
02-24-2023, 05:06 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rKU9qrP.jpg

unsunghero
02-26-2023, 08:55 PM
Randomly folded that way would be worrisome

Swish
02-26-2023, 09:18 PM
https://i.imgur.com/rKU9qrP.jpg

Clever, funny if there was more than one.

Trexller
02-27-2023, 08:05 PM
https://i.imgur.com/qkfRt5j.jpeg

Swish
02-27-2023, 11:19 PM
America is great isnt it?

Trexller
02-28-2023, 01:13 AM
America is great isnt it?

generally speaking, yeah

ofc we have a lil more than our share of lunatics tho

MrSparkle001
02-28-2023, 10:37 AM
https://i.imgur.com/rKU9qrP.jpg

Would be better if it said "Find the toenail or the diamond" or something like that, to get people to actually eat it and worry lol.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 02:44 PM
Caption: "My toilet after ________"

https://i.imgur.com/QcqVfHK.jpeg

Ekco
02-28-2023, 03:16 PM
Caption: "My toilet after ________"

https://i.imgur.com/QcqVfHK.jpeg

is that one of those spontaneous combustion things i always heard about? other than hard drugs i don't see how someone even does that to a toilet.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:04 PM
https://i.imgur.com/NtHAu88.jpeg

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:11 PM
https://i.imgur.com/bJDVQfH.jpeg
https://i.imgur.com/aMsc0R8.jpeg

Swish
02-28-2023, 06:25 PM
That's just sad.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:37 PM
That's just sad.

the guy drank the whole red bull and then felt a mouse claw on his lip

lol

aussenseiter
02-28-2023, 06:44 PM
That's just sad.

Good writing prompt. Poor bugger.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/muABcLn.jpg

Trexller
02-28-2023, 06:48 PM
https://i.imgur.com/t1lbdwB.jpg

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 07:06 PM
I could wield it

And watch out when I finally get it over to my opponent…

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 07:57 PM
..,

Trexller
02-28-2023, 08:41 PM
..,

that's just any tuesday in Tokyo

Swish
02-28-2023, 08:44 PM
I could wield it

And watch out when I finally get it over to my opponent…

120 delay ?

Ekco
02-28-2023, 08:47 PM
that's just any tuesday in Tokyo

the long-term effects of dropping two nuclear bombs on a culture may never fully be understood.

Ekco
02-28-2023, 08:47 PM
I could wield it

And watch out when I finally get it over to my opponent…

also, obviously Giants, and they built stuff. look into it...

Trexller
02-28-2023, 08:49 PM
the long-term effects of dropping two nuclear bombs on a culture may never fully be understood.

yeah it turns out that emasculating an entire nation, makes them all flamboyant little queers.

that pic is the USA in 20 years

Ekco
02-28-2023, 08:51 PM
yeah it turns out that emasculating an entire nation, makes them all flamboyant little queers.

that pic is the USA in 20 years

they are 100% building giant robots in secret. they are coming for our ass eventually.


WHO FATMAN AND LITTLE BOY NAO!

Trexller
02-28-2023, 08:56 PM
they are 100% building giant robots in secret. they are coming for our ass eventually.

WHO FATMAN AND LITTLE BOY NAO!

we should start building jaegers.

https://i.imgur.com/S4YO93P.gif

aussenseiter
02-28-2023, 09:26 PM
yeah it turns out that emasculating an entire nation, makes them all flamboyant little queers.

that pic is the USA in 20 years

Half the stores in the mall are anime perversion or anime perversion adjacent here.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 09:35 PM
Half the stores in the mall are anime perversion or anime perversion adjacent here.

yeah at least one of the benefits of modern hyper-sexual culture is that it's never been easier to get laid

aussenseiter
02-28-2023, 09:42 PM
yeah at least one of the benefits of modern hyper-sexual culture is that it's never been easier to get laid

Fuckin' Huxley, you beautiful bastard. I read your book!

Trexller
02-28-2023, 09:50 PM
Fuckin' Huxley, you beautiful bastard. I read your book!

oh yeah, brave new world was a clairvoyant novel

we're living in a huxlian society with a measure of orwell and a dash of bradbury

Ekco
02-28-2023, 09:51 PM
Fuckin' Huxley, you beautiful bastard. I read your book!

we live in the timeline where both books turned out true.

Trexller
02-28-2023, 09:53 PM
we live in the timeline where both books turned out true.

yeah, oppress them with the orwellian, while you distract them with the huxlian

unsunghero
02-28-2023, 10:41 PM
Mossy frog

Toxigen
03-01-2023, 03:01 PM
oh yeah, brave new world was a clairvoyant novel

we're living in a huxlian society with a measure of orwell and a dash of bradbury


huxley wrote in the 60s after revisiting Brave New World that we're basically fucked because medicine is keeping people alive that should have either died at birth or sometime before they could have children

hope this helps

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 05:03 PM
..,

unsunghero
03-01-2023, 11:36 PM
Lol kk GL

Toxigen
03-02-2023, 12:02 PM
Lol kk GL

hypergamy is a hell of a drug

Trexller
03-02-2023, 03:35 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9ZnsJ5x.jpeg

Ekco
03-02-2023, 03:51 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9ZnsJ5x.jpeg

Pinhead from Hellraiser is the only good thing in that image. rest is garbo.

come at me bro.

Toxigen
03-02-2023, 03:52 PM
https://i.imgur.com/9ZnsJ5x.jpeg

start making drinks and figure out which one has the blow

Toxigen
03-02-2023, 04:47 PM
https://i.imgur.com/xONLkOF.jpg

Trexller
03-02-2023, 05:46 PM
https://i.imgur.com/5Faqi7f.jpg

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 06:49 PM
First time guests get a pass at my house, or anyone in a wicked rush

After that if you don’t want to take your shoes off then you can go ahead and stay out front with the feral cats

Swish
03-02-2023, 07:03 PM
Well that's an interesting take. Fairly sure nobody listened... though I wish I hadn't seen it on reflection lol

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 07:19 PM
I checked and it’s legit

That is so fucked!! Hope karma comes round and he gets hit by a bus

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:24 PM
I checked and it’s legit

That is so fucked!! Hope karma comes round and he gets hit by a bus

I'll need his side of the story before i pass judgement

maybe she was a raging bitch 24/7 and donated her kidney in a singular moment of altruism

lets not grant full custody to the woman just bc she cried at the hearing

Trexller
03-02-2023, 07:29 PM
https://i.imgur.com/2LVO73H.jpeg

Trexller
03-02-2023, 10:20 PM
https://i.imgur.com/Kc7mTZg.jpeg

unsunghero
03-02-2023, 10:59 PM
Good ole Australia amirite?

Fuuuuuck that (yes it’s real)

Jobaber
03-03-2023, 12:22 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ayUe3Tu.png

Swish
03-03-2023, 12:23 AM
Good ole Australia amirite?

Fuuuuuck that (yes it’s real)

The big question is, does it jump? :eek:

Swish
03-03-2023, 12:25 AM
https://i.imgur.com/Kc7mTZg.jpeg

Vince Russo must have commissioned that painting. (If you're not a wrestling fan the reference is probably lost)

unsunghero
03-03-2023, 01:23 AM
The big question is, does it jump? :eek:

From what I know of spiders, if it’s not sitting in a web, that fucker runs fast AND jumps…

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:28 AM
From what I know of spiders, if it’s not sitting in a web, that fucker runs fast AND jumps…

that thing is why we invented dragons breath shotgun shells.

https://i.imgur.com/xUYS6jI.jpg

what other reason would there be for 12ga magnesium incendiary ammo could there be? aside from being cool AF i mean.

aussenseiter
03-03-2023, 01:33 AM
https://i.imgur.com/ayUe3Tu.png

She's doing quite well for 48, good for her.

Trexller
03-03-2023, 01:35 AM
She's doing quite well for 48, good for her.

bro would you smash that bro

Swish
03-03-2023, 01:46 AM
bro would you smash that bro

https://y.yarn.co/53e53cf5-715a-418e-a602-ba7cc19c5c0a_text.gif