TMO/Ascension Merger... LOL!

[Slathar]

no, you're actually cool regardless

although i lost respect when you name drop. true ballers don't name drop.

[azeth]

real talk, i have 0 problem with you Salthar. however, you hit home when you shit on 2 year schools, because i have so many friends/family that had to go that route. i dont know, i feel like i was the lucky one in my circle irl and i just have too much empathy for folks who didn't get a shot.

for all intents and purposes you just made fun of retarded people in front of a short-bus driver.

[Harrison]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7126/a62b9f5541fbaddc91f2fe0.jpg

[Slathar]

real talk, i have 0 problem with you Salthar. however, you hit home when you shit on 2 year schools, because i have so many friends/family that had to go that route. i dont know, i feel like i was the lucky one in my circle irl and i just have too much empathy for folks who didn't get a shot.

for all intents and purposes you just made fun of retarded people in front of a short-bus driver.

you're conflating community colleges (traditional 2 year schools) with for-profit "universities" i think (DeVry, University of Phoenix, and many others)

the first is acceptable for people without the means, adult students, and people who are 'restarting.' the second is unacceptable as it is based upon predatory lending practices with ridiculous repayment schemes and prey upon people who believe their ridiculous sales pitches they hear from 'enrollment' officers (sales people).

[Haul]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7126/a62b9f5541fbaddc91f2fe0.jpg

lmao

[Slathar]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7126/a62b9f5541fbaddc91f2fe0.jpg

nah

[Snapple]

have you grown a toilet since your lost rl picture or are you still 4'7

[Harrison]

I'm 6'1"

But, it's cute to see you and Slathar are dating.

[Slathar]

I'm 6'1"

But, it's cute to see you and Slathar are dating.

cool you've grown 2 inches since your toilet-comparison thread

[Barkingturtle]

This thread is like a cooperative, prolonged cry for help.

Haha, who am I kidding? It's not just this thread; it's every fucking thread.

[Stibe]

http://img163.imageshack.us/img163/7126/a62b9f5541fbaddc91f2fe0.jpg

Funny thing is, if that guy owns that franchise, he probably makes more money than you ever will.

[Hobby]

I own a cooki...oh wait i ate it =(

[Anger]

This thread got boring quick.

[Skope]

i blame hobby.

does that make it more exciting?

[Eccezan]

Grats TMO/Ascension on a great kill with many more to come.

http://www.themysticalorder.org/tyctrak.png



www.themysticalorder.org

[Tiggles]

Grats TMO/Ascension on a great kill with many more to come.

http://www.themysticalorder.org/tyctrak.png



www.themysticalorder.org

that picture was taken 5 seconds before that jugg raped him.

[Aadill]

hahah jesus I thought I had clicked the wrong thread



then I realized I had :(

[Bodeanicus]

Funny thing is, if that guy owns that franchise, he probably makes more money than you ever will.

True. You can't get a disability check for being a pathological liar.

[Harrison]

Thankfully you have welfare going for you, then. Someday you'll do something worthwhile other than suck off my taxes.

[Stibe]

True. You can't get a disability check for being a pathological liar.

lol

[Knuckle]

Funny thing is, if that guy owns that franchise, he probably makes more money than you ever will.

that's real funny, considering he looks like a giant dickhead to everyone that comes into mcdonalds. MAD RESPECT BRAH

[Stibe]

that's real funny, considering he looks like a giant dickhead to everyone that comes into mcdonalds. MAD RESPECT BRAH

Oh no, he looks like a dickhead. Pitty. Boss ass income though.

[Zenlina]

If we are rushed and need to go in with adds up, the juggs/tola (on the right of the lair) wont aggro if you fight trakanon in its right spot, we should have a SK grab aggro from Prot and the other juggs and train them all the way to the reets while the initial SK/paladin grabs Trakanon, doesnt matter if a raid (TR) is there waiting behind us, grab them and bring them as far as you can, train them, fuck it, its part of our strategy.

I mean who the hell sits there raid in the pull path or behind other raids, o i know TR does, like move the fuck out of the way. Unless ofcause yous are doing this purposely to get trained on and petition. Thats why TMA and every other guild setup on ledge to be out of the train path and not involve GMs when TR is pulling Trak for instance.

[Trimm]

TMO/DA ain't got nothing on the newest superguild in the works. Come at me bros.

http://i340.photobucket.com/albums/o325/Lynxni/EQ000038.jpg

[Trimm]

nevermind then, guess some people can't have fun.

[Aadill]

I saw it.

[Chanur]

real talk, i have 0 problem with you Salthar. however, you hit home when you shit on 2 year schools, because i have so many friends/family that had to go that route. i dont know, i feel like i was the lucky one in my circle irl and i just have too much empathy for folks who didn't get a shot.

for all intents and purposes you just made fun of retarded people in front of a short-bus driver.

My guess is Slathar never went to college.

[JenJen]

25 new pages, and a lot of nerd raging from the tmo/ascension/ex-DA wankers. how anyone can even argue against Rais/Bisch's comments is beyond me. keep crying kiddies!!!

[Chanur]

I mean who the hell sits there raid in the pull path or behind other raids, o i know TR does, like move the fuck out of the way. Unless ofcause yous are doing this purposely to get trained on and petition. Thats why TMA and every other guild setup on ledge to be out of the train path and not involve GMs when TR is pulling Trak for instance.

My god you ate a lot of paste as a child didn't you?

[Slathar]

My guess is Slathar never went to college.

k

[Tiggles]

25 new pages, and a lot of nerd raging from the tmo/ascension/ex-DA wankers. how anyone can even argue against Rais/Bisch's comments is beyond me. keep crying kiddies!!!

Fat

[Ektar]

25 new pages, and a lot of nerd raging from the tmo/ascension/ex-DA wankers. how anyone can even argue against Rais/Bisch's comments is beyond me. keep crying kiddies!!!

you gotta check the forums every 1-15 minutes like me, brew. KEEP UP

[Aadill]

Probably not using 40 posts per page.

[Ektar]

I switched over to more posts per page.. then switched back. I find 10 per page more organized. A lot easier to find where I left off by clicking on "last page."

With so many posts per page, "last page" encompasses a lot of posts. So if it's near the bottom, I have to scroooooooooooooooooooooooooooll down. But with 10 per page, I see the top post. If I haven't read it, I pop back a page. repeat of necessary. Difference being I don't have to scroooooooooooooooll down so much to try to find my place.

idk thoughts?

[Aadill]

Hmmm more google ads viewed that is a good point...

But I read too fast to only go 10 at a time. :(

[Bodeanicus]

Thankfully you have welfare going for you, then. Someday you'll do something worthwhile other than suck off my taxes.

You forgot to call me a hippy, Rambo.

[Slathar]

You forgot to call me a hippy, Rambo.

calling him rambo would imply he has actually accomplished something other than eating too much and failing to join the military.

this, of course, is followed by creating a fictional narrative in which he brags about how he served in the military to impress strangers on the internet culminating in a picture comparing his height to a stack of toilets while wearing an affliction shirt

[Harrison]

*yawn* you girls need new made-up material and a life.

I accomplished more in the 2 years I was enlisted than your entire life consists of, or will ever consist of.

The projecting with calling everyone fat is super hilarious kid, keep it up, please.

[Slathar]

*yawn* you girls need new made-up material and a life.

I accomplished more in the 2 years I was enlisted than your entire life consists of, or will ever consist of.

The projecting with calling everyone fat is super hilarious kid, keep it up, please.

fat

[Loly Taa]

This is for you Eashan, <3

http://www.themysticalorder.org/gangsta.png

[Ektar]

raciiiist

[jarshale]

harrison shot bin laden

[Harrison]

Maybe if I call everyone fat, they won't think I am a disgusting sweat-hog.

[Slathar]

nah, i dont care what strangers from the internet think

i mean, only a psychotic, delusional nerd would make up things on the internet to sound cool....oh wait..


fat fat fat fat fat

[JenJen]

obese

[purist]

obese

^ fat chick

[Tiggles]

^ fat chick

They are the worst.

Fat girls should never leave the house they make my stomach churn.

[JenJen]

humongous

how would you ever see a fat chick anyways, you never leave your house clearly :)

have a nice day!

[JenJen]

sorry, parents' house :)

[muffins]

man she owned u guys..

[Uthgaard]

Your mouth is saying

fat fat fat fat fat

But your eyes are saying

fap fap fap fap fap

[purist]

humongous

how would you ever see a fat chick anyways, you never leave your house clearly :)

have a nice day!

^ bloated

[purist]

btw the "have a nice day!" part made u sound even fatter

[Tiggles]

sorry, parents' house :)

You must be fucking HUGE

[JenJen]

^ fat and fapping

[Tiggles]

^ fat and fapping

RL pics

[JenJen]

get back on topic!!!!

[purist]

we already know you're fat but post some pics of your vile british toad face

[Tiggles]

we already know you're fat but post some pics of your vile british toad face

English women on average are some of the ugliest women on the planet.

[JenJen]

as opposed to the hugely obese american women? :P
no offence to your mothers, like.


purist stop fapping to my posts!

[karsten]

this thread started bad, had a chance to get better, got better for a small amount of time, now is once again bad :(

[Eyeke]

English women on average are some of the ugliest women on the planet.

rosie jones
lucy pinder
katie price
victoria beckham
keira knightley


i'd say their top end is as good or better than ours

[Skope]

isn't kelly brook english? she's super hot.

[azeth]

isn't kelly brook english? she's super hot.

the princess' sister Pippa may not be a 10, but her personality gives me rager

[JenJen]

what would your girlfriend say azeth?!

[azeth]

wife. and she'd prolly be madface

[Skope]

http://www.nydailynews.com/img/2011/05/13/450x364-alg_princess_beatrice_hat.jpg

[jarshale]

Is that a hat? What the hell am I looking at here

[Slathar]

english women? hahaha gross

[Skope]

Is that a hat? What the hell am I looking at here

english women derail.

[Athrix]

That hat is 8-10" too high on her head.

[Aadill]

It kinda looks like a toilet seat.

[EvilMallet]

It's a marker for where she likes to be shit on.

[Tiggles]

Someone please put this thread out of its misery.

[baalzy]

Keeps the top of her head from being bruised while she takes it doggy style in cramped spaces.

[Rais]

hmm

[azeth]

hmm

http://i51.tinypic.com/1671lqh.jpg

[Azazel]

I have heard that women look at the state of a man's fingernails as a guide to how smelly his penis is. Can anyone confirm or deny?

[Ektar]

I keep very good care of my fingernails but my wang smells like shit so idk

[sobchak123]

I'm very confident that if we weren't top no one would give a shit about us.

Nobody gives a shit about a "top guild" on some EMU server bro

[Slathar]

I have heard that women look at the state of a man's fingernails as a guide to how smelly his penis is. Can anyone confirm or deny?

hahahahahha this is great

[Chubbler]

I keep very good care of my fingernails but my wang smells like shit so idk

Fact. It's science.

[Autotune]

Idiot starts thread in hopes of being funny/clever?

more idiots join to try and save thread

more idiots join to be serious

more idiots join to derail the saves and seriousness

more idiots post about idiots posting

then this idiot posts.

next some idiot will post about how smart he is, and how big of an idiot this idiot is and other idiots, after all he is the most intelligent idiot.

Meanwhile, in some hotel room by the interstate a slut is getting seriously worked by a huge cock and you are now imagining it and getting wood.

after all, everyone likes huge cocks

[Constellations]

Meanwhile, in some hotel room by the interstate a slut is getting seriously worked by a huge cock and you are now imagining it and getting wood.


Feels good man.

[Uaellaen]

Meanwhile, in some hotel room by the interstate a slut is getting seriously worked by a huge cock and you are now imagining it and getting wood.

i wish i had an interstate :eek:

[Bodeanicus]

I keep very good care of my fingernails but my wang smells like shit so idk

Stop sticking it in doody holes. I know she asked you too, but that's nasty, mang. Nasty.

[Tiggles]

TMO can't must more then 4 people at 10:00am est on a friday.

Discuss

[Tiggles]

Apparently, there was a mix up between old a new batphones

news as it happens!

[azeth]

so trak popped?

[Calabee]

Meanwhile, in some hotel room by the interstate a slut is getting seriously worked by a huge cock and you are now imagining it and getting wood.

What The Fuck Chuck! ..which is also an acronym for With The Fat Chick, think about that if you're imagining that slut ~

[Extunarian]

Idiot starts thread in hopes of being funny/clever?

more idiots join to try and save thread

more idiots join to be serious

more idiots join to derail the saves and seriousness

more idiots post about idiots posting

then this idiot posts.

next some idiot will post about how smart he is, and how big of an idiot this idiot is and other idiots, after all he is the most intelligent idiot.

Meanwhile, in some hotel room by the interstate a slut is getting seriously worked by a huge cock and you are now imagining it and getting wood.

after all, everyone likes huge cocks

I <3 stealin camps

[Juugox2]

Trak is a 3 day spawn brew.

Also, nobody is mad. You guys did an awesome job with 70? 80 people? I salute your skillz! It was awesomely fun watching everyone die over and over again on your cr too.

How many people did not die? I counted Chief.

But seriously, gratz, and cya "next week!"

just like the time you leap froged us after clearing everything and wiped to just zerg it down? what skill is in that? stfu

[Autotune]

my zerg is more skillful than ur zerg.

[quido]

lol

[Awwalike]

-_-

[Tiggles]

Hello, To all my friends in Ascension/TMO that don't know it yet, you're going to be merging with each other! I'm sure you'll all have great "chemistry" while trying to go head to head with the big boys! Durison as co-leader has never been a wrong choice.. Oh, and the Geared BDA Kids get a free ride too. Just a friendly heads up if you're tired of riding on Durison's failboat all the time~ It doesn't get any better.

This was Diggle

IB Officer and retard

[Slippery]

hahaha you guys never knew wed hit this hard.


thanks for holding the #1 spot for us till we made an effort.

grats on being # 3 nowadays

[Harrison]

The downfall of TMO; absorbing the largest collection of talentless, cheating, immoral, poor-excuses for human excrement this server has ever seen.

[Alarti0001]

The downfall of TMO; absorbing the largest collection of talentless, cheating, immoral, poor-excuses for human excrement this server has ever seen.

Actually we booted you

[Harrison]

False.

I removed myself before the merger voluntarily and stated in guildchat why. To prevent faggotry such as the above statement, I screenshotted this event for posterity.

[Autotune]

False.

I removed myself before the merger voluntarily and stated in guildchat why. To prevent faggotry such as the above statement, I screenshotted this event for posterity.

they merged with them to get rid of you, what don't you understand?

[Doublestep]

I don't get why this server has such a hard-on for ominous sounding names.

Why isn't TMO named something cool like Fannybandits R Us or Kill the Shaman

[Doublestep]

none of those are funny/cool btw i'm just bored.

[Awwalike]

wait y durison vd

[Autotune]

wait y durison vd

Durison has been RMTing everything he had or could steal. You can do the math on that one.

[Alarti0001]

False.

I removed myself before the merger voluntarily and stated in guildchat why. To prevent faggotry such as the above statement, I screenshotted this event for posterity.

post the screen

[ownrage]

durison sold his account to some VD dude...now original durison...who knows wtf he did with the plat...rumor has it he started a new toon and didn't want anyone to know his true toon's name so he could refresh his rep...

as for new durison...totally not the original hah!

[The Revanchist]

remember how i said jeremy would regret insulting an officer?

>:)

[Hasbinbad]

I don't get why this server has such a hard-on for ominous sounding names.

Why isn't TMO named something cool like Fannybandits R Us or Kill the Shaman
< NETHERVOID SHADOWWALKERS >

[Autotune]

durison sold his account to some VD dude...now original durison...who knows wtf he did with the plat...rumor has it he started a new toon and didn't want anyone to know his true toon's name so he could refresh his rep...

as for new durison...totally not the original hah!

that rumor must have started in vd.

[Szeth]

Stealin... I know youre insinuating that he RMT'd durison. But that is not the norm.

The norm has been, sell your character for plat, then RMT the plat. Otherwise it is ridiculously easy to catch them, delete their char, and probably thwart their sale.

[Autotune]

Stealin... I know youre insinuating that he RMT'd durison. But that is not the norm.

The norm has been, sell your character for plat, then RMT the plat. Otherwise it is ridiculously easy to catch them, delete their char, and probably thwart their sale.

are you suggesting that durison is normal?

[Szeth]

Yes, Durison was a normal one of the Sheeples. I wouldn't call him a normal human being though.

[Autotune]

Yes, Durison was a normal one of the Sheeples. I wouldn't call him a normal human being though.

stop trollin...

[Tiggles]

Durison used to send me texts in the night when his wife was asleep

[Szeth]

And now he's paying alimony. So you tell me who wins.

[Harrison]

Durison a shitbag? No way.

[Anger]

Fefifofum sent me a pic of her boobs once.

[Shannacore]

Fefifofum sent me a pic of her boobs once.

Pretty sure you weren't the only one

[Autotune]

Fefifofum sent me a pic of her boobs once.
Pretty sure you weren't the only one

shanna is fefi?

[Anger]

shanna is fefi?

100kplatz for tralina tit pics amagadsdfsh

[Steaks]

wow 64 pages of bluebie pussy bitches crying about raiding

what the fuck are you doing here harrison
'
keep farming your raid gear bluebies , what you going to do with it? line up and measure dicks?

[Cyrano]

wow 64 pages of bluebie pussy bitches crying about raiding

what the fuck are you doing here harrison
'
keep farming your raid gear bluebies , what you going to do with it? line up and measure dicks?

Doesn't your server have like 30 active players?

[Rikimeru]

Doesn't your server have like 30 active players?

31 mofo get yer facts straight!

[Alarti0001]

Yes, Durison was a normal one of the Sheeples. I wouldn't call him a normal human being though.

You must have been one of those goth kids at school who made fun of all the "normals" for being the same. But, then you hung out with all the other goths who looked, acted, and dressed the same as you. Baaaah

[Cyrano]

You must have been one of those goth kids at school who made fun of all the "normals" for being the same. But, then you hung out with all the other goths who looked, acted, and dressed the same as you. Baaaah

Sick burn!

[Lazortag]

You must have been one of those goth kids at school who made fun of all the "normals" for being the same. But, then you hung out with all the other goths who looked, acted, and dressed the same as you. Baaaah

lol! Not funny.

[Szeth]

Plus I'm a 21 year old stud alarti. Unlike you I don't pretend to be cloony cause my real face is hideous.

[Alarti0001]

Plus I'm a 21 year old stud alarti. Unlike you I don't pretend to be cloony cause my real face is hideous.

LOL ! Yes because I pretend to be clooney... you are just as stupid as gwence. I'm seeing a trend here.

[Temptation]

Szeth is a young CEO while this clown babbling here is most likely a sandwich artist.

[Alarti0001]

Szeth is a young CEO while this clown babbling here is most likely a sandwich artist.

Szeth is the CEO of his beach button selling shack. I'm not a CEO just a middle level infosec guy. If i had to choose again.. I'd pass on the button selling job.

[Tuko]

21 yo stud with 500 posts in a year and 2 months. You must be a premature ejaculator to have this much time on your hand and still be that stud you talking about.

[Alarti0001]

21 yo stud with 500 posts in a year and 2 months. You must be a premature ejaculator to have this much time on your hand and still be that stud you talking about.

Isn't that 500 posts that are non RnF?

[Temptation]

Sz they do have a point, 500 posts in a year I'm not impressed.

[Eccezan]

http://i.imgur.com/IBZuIAR.gif

http://carolinacouponer.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/oh_snap.jpg

[Kagatobs]

Why are they merging? If I keep my mouth shut can I join?

[Arkanjil]

It is shredded wheat. Not frosted. A big block of it in a plain white bowl, half full of milk. It is on a table, where a man sits. There is no other food on the table.

The man is dressed in a white shirt and black slacks, and he'll put on a tie when he's finished. Maybe he's not alone, it's just very early and his family is still asleep. He takes his spoon and turns the block of shredded wheat over in its bowl, so that the other side can soak. He feels his hunger, but he waits anyway. After a period of time, of a length roughly the same as yesterday, and the day before (this time-period has become instinctual for him), he picks up his spoon and begins to break the block up. Not completely of course, just into chunks that fit squarely onto the spoon. The chunks usually have one side that's soggy and one side that's still a little bit crunchy. The way he spoons each into his mouth, along with an appropriate quantity of milk, puts the crunchy side at his teeth and the soggy side on his tongue.

As he chews, the crunchy side gets pulverized while the soggy side is mashed up by the natural motion of the tongue while chewing. When he has eaten all the chunks, there is still milk left in the bowl, and in it the crumbs that resulted from breaking the initial block. He does not raise the bowl to his lips to drink the remainder; even though no one is there to see, he sticks to his etiquette and dutifully drains the bowl spoonful by spoonful. When he is finished, there are still crumbs in the bowl. He gets up from the table, takes the bowl to the sink, and quickly rinses it out. He leaves the bowl in the sink; it will be dealt with later. He walks away to get his things, and then he leaves. The sun has not yet risen.

[Kagatobs]

Don't understand what you mean with cereal. What table? Are you having a seizure? This is just embarrassing.

[Arkanjil]

Don't understand what you mean with cereal. What table? Are you having a seizure? This is just embarrassing.

http://i.imgur.com/Uzh0C7d.jpg

[quido]

I accomplished more in the 2 years I was enlisted than your entire life consists of, or will ever consist of.

lol I was gonna wait until I read through this whole thing to quote the gems, but I couldn't wait on this one =)

[Tiggles]

I would rather spend the day camping trak for him to drop no loot at all then to let TR continue to get mobs.

Posts like this thread made by Diggle are the main motivation for a lot of people in the guild to kill this guy and continue to kill him.

No one makes posts when you zerged VS with close to 60 people last week. This is why everyone is rooting against you guys its not because your the top dogs its because a good portion of you are toolboxes.

Also almost every TR member who posts on these forums is a cool person its the random no name TR members who try and start shit that get everyone mad.

God I was so full of fire back in those days.

I sound like a young Tasslehof

[Tiggles]

I find it hilarious how much masterbation is going on in this thread. Grats on Trakanon, someone finally kills trak besides TR after what? 3 1/2 months and using more people than we had the first time we killed him at level 53. Color me impressed.

It still surprises me you guys call us a zerg too with raids like that. Maybe you guys will be able to get Gore past 80% now.

This guy got griefed off the server and is now a part of TMOs alt force.

Eccezan keeps him perminently in VP because he is too lazy to bring his wizard there

[Phats]

TMO fails to FE is all I am reading here

[quido]

wat

[Eccezan]

Eccezan keeps him perminently in VP because he is too lazy to bring his wizard there

truth is truth