The aliens are coming to probe uranus

[OldDj]

Shits getting huge attention on Reddit. Looks like confirmed aliens?

https://www.reddit.com/r/UFOs/comments/141ch26/intelligence_officials_say_us_has_retrieved_craft/

Thoughts

[Lune]

I saw that.

My first thought is this: How in the fuck would something supposedly so advanced manage to crash here? Seriously, it braved either interstellar or transdimensional travel to... oops... crash on Earth? C'mon. Unless it's Zuck's haphazardly discarded craft.

I did finally see a pretty intriguing metallic orb video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bqsYroxu0_U) though from a recent NASA/All Domain Anomaly Resolution Office conference. Supposedly they've been seeing these metallic orbs all over the world. Wish the linked video would have had some 'enigmatic maneuver' shit though

Second thought: For the love of God aliens please help us.

Third thought: In spite of this man's credentials, it's about a 99% chance he is hoaxing for fun and profit, and 1% chance aliens. It will be zero hard evidence, 100% subjective report. Which is ultimately next to worthless. Telling people what they want to hear is always very profitable.

[wuanahto]

even if this was the case how the fuck are we going to bring helium back to earth? wont it justfloat away during transport?

[aussenseiter]

Third thought: In spite of this man's credentials, it's about a 99% chance he is hoaxing for fun and profit, and 1% chance aliens. It will be zero hard evidence, 100% subjective report. Which is ultimately next to worthless. Telling people what they want to hear is always very profitable.

These former intelligence officials sure do say stuff a lot.

[aussenseiter]

Here's the thing

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[OldDj]

That news segment was pretty disappointing. More of some dude told me ive seen some stuff, I am high up in the government trust me bro kind of stuff.

[Toxigen]

the only thing we deserve from aliens is total annihilation

[magnetaress]

These former intelligence officials sure do say stuff a lot.

Plauseeebull Denyiaabiliatuy! :cool:

the only thing we deserve from aliens is total annihilation

sad truth is we are probably not even worth that much of an effort, they could just come and mine all the cool shit from our planet or drink all the water while we stood around helpless and fingering ourselves and each other lol --- thinking outside the box what we have on this planet that is special and valuable probably isn't even material. And they've already ripped the soul right out of humanity to leave us hateful and self destructive and insane.

[MrSparkle001]

sad truth is we are probably not even worth that much of an effort, they could just come and mine all the cool shit from our planet or drink all the water while we stood around helpless and fingering ourselves and each other lol

They've probably been doing that. Mostly they just observe us.

[magnetaress]

Here's the thing

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well the herp derp thing is yes they do have a 'retrieval program' to plan for just incase because the just incase is a non-zero probability and we don't operate on beliefs around here, just hard cold facts and nihilism :p :cool:

whether they did actually retrieve stuff already is up for debate, butt no doubt there's plans for everything

[OldDj]

well the herp derp thing is yes they do have a 'retrieval program' to plan for just incase because the just incase is a non-zero probability and we don't operate on beliefs around here, just hard cold facts and nihilism :p :cool:

whether they did actually retrieve stuff already is up for debate, butt no doubt there's plans for everything

Heh heh Butt

[Evia]

Notice how aliens always makes the news when they want to distract you from a bigger story.

Like the Biden corruption story

[GinnasP99]

no aliens, space is fake, next.

[Duik]

It is proven to anyone intelligent enough they are a species known as Quagaars. Most people think that is just garbage though...

[Ekco]

Hello Art?
Hi..um.. I don't have a whole lot of time..
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[unsunghero]

Time is too long

Space is too large

Aliens exist but are too far away and their civilizations die out over millions of years before they can cross the vastness of space

We are most likely alone, and by the time the next alien race exists, humans will have been gone for millions if not billions of years

[magnetaress]

Hello Art?
Hi..um.. I don't have a whole lot of time..
mHXTfc6Jpvo

😇🤐😎

[magnetaress]

Honestly. You can't move people the way they are now. It would result in just as much carnage and loss of life. Civilization won't fair any better.

The irony being people are not disciplined, selfless enough, or controllable anyways. So how would shoving 500 million ppl into some place like Montana help? Truly good, G-dly, and exceptional people are the exception to the rule.

The dice have been rolled...

And I'm with G-d and Einstein on this one. G-d doesn't roll dice. When it's your time. It is going to be your time.

[Trexller]

ok so, if it's not Aliens, then the government and MSM apparatus' believe that each and every one of us are fucking stupid.

[Duik]

Time is too long

Space is too large

Aliens exist but are too far away and their civilizations die out over millions of years before they can cross the vastness of space

We are most likely alone, and by the time the next alien race exists, humans will have been gone for millions if not billions of years

Also we are moving away from other galaxies fast enough and for long enough the distances involved preclude any meaningful chance at communication pre travel. Its a big gamble to set off and hope to find something.
The only answer is Origami Space Travel.

Also, disappointed no one picked up the Red Dwarf reference.

[MrSparkle001]

Time is too long

Space is too large

Aliens exist but are too far away and their civilizations die out over millions of years before they can cross the vastness of space

We are most likely alone, and by the time the next alien race exists, humans will have been gone for millions if not billions of years

Not with warp drive

https://i.gifer.com/1V4G.gif

[magnetaress]

Warp drive is silly...

time travel not so bad...

transporters less so.... more like dune tho where u just disapear/reapear and simultaneously inhabit another space entirelly..

also artificial bodies less so.

[Lune]

This guy is an unidentified anomalous phenomenon... what the fuck is wrong with his face? He looks like a Romulan spy

https://i.imgur.com/nwNZQL4.jpg

Anyway, video for anyone curious. Can't really believe this was a conversation that occurred in Congress. Commander Fravor is totally nonchalant in acknowledging, now, that not only is the military frequently seeing these things, but they are frequently disabling our technology. At least, so he says.

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[Sadre Spinegnawer]

If Trumpism was a CIA plot to aggregate and tag all the neo-fascists and/or gullible idiots in the country, this UFO stuff is all about tagging people who can't do probabilities.

Here is the truth. Congress feels the military is up to stuff that it wants to know about. That. Is. It.

As an avid eq player, I have a remarkable distaste for fantasy in RL. The odds of *any* extraterrestrial object crossing our paths, during the entire life of our solar system (billions of years), are only slightly better than expecting a monkey to fly out my butt.

[Ooloo]

This alien shit might be a rare moment of agreement for most people on this forum in that it's clearly retarded. It's a healthy reminder that dumb gullible people can ascend to the highest levels of power or ranks in the military. Or, they know it's bullshit and they're trying to sell it anyway, which means they assume you are dumb and gullible. In either case, there's no god damn aliens. There probably are somewhere else in the universe, but not here.

Get back to me when you have a god damn picture or video that isn't conveniently grainy and distorted as hell.

[Lune]

If Trumpism was a CIA plot to aggregate and tag all the neo-fascists and/or gullible idiots in the country, this UFO stuff is all about tagging people who can't do probabilities.

Here is the truth. Congress feels the military is up to stuff that it wants to know about. That. Is. It.

As an avid eq player, I have a remarkable distaste for fantasy in RL. The odds of *any* extraterrestrial object crossing our paths, during the entire life of our solar system (billions of years), are only slightly better than expecting a monkey to fly out my butt.

Mostly agree, but consider this for fun: How would one calculate those odds? We don't even know the conditions because we don't truly understand the universe yet. If intelligent life happened even just 500 million years before Jesus, and they survived, their shit could be all over the galaxy, and potentially nearby galaxies.

What are the odds that existence popped out of nothing 13.8 billion years ago, with all the mathematical constants and properties of energy and matter just right for stellar nucleosynthesis to be possible, so that billions of years later a bunch of monkeys could figure it all out? Probably slightly better than expecting a monkey to fly out of my butt. If we popped out of the universe's ass, then monkeys/aliens can pop out of our ass.

I don't see any evidence aliens have visited Earth, but I don't buy the assertion that it has to be near impossible, either. An exponentiating, inorganic Von Neumann (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Self-replicating_spacecraft) that started 500 million years ago, and doesn't travel faster than light, could have been monitoring every star system in the galaxy 400 million years ago.

[Trexller]

I don't see any evidence aliens have visited Earth, but I don't buy the assertion that it has to be near impossible, either. An exponentiating, inorganic Von Neumann that started 500 million years ago, and doesn't travel faster than light, could have been monitoring every star system in the galaxy 400 million years ago.

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[Nibblewitz]

Atlantis is far more likely than extraterrestrials.

[Ekco]

Thoughts

space is too fucking big, we sent out a "hello" message in 1974 from Arecibo radio telescope toward the constellation of Hercules and it's gone 0.2% of the distance of the 25,000 light years needed to reach it.

[aussenseiter]

space is too fucking big, we sent out a "hello" message in 1974 from Arecibo radio telescope toward the constellation of Hercules and it's gone 0.2% of the distance of the 25,000 light years needed to reach it.

You'd have to short beam this at exactly at the space(time) coordinates you expected Hercules to be in 25,000 years to have a chance at beating attenuation.

Jewish Space Lasers.

[Ekco]

You'd have to short beam this at exactly at the space(time) coordinates you expected Hercules to be in 25,000 years to have a chance at beating attenuation.

Jewish Space Lasers.

i didn't think about that, the wiki article says it was mostly symbolic anyway.


i want to believe though.
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[magnetaress]

You are all just meat robots. There's nothing to see here. Plz keep collecting shinies for your chiefs. The aliens have glow in the dark glass anal beeds (figuratively) to dole out to them for free access to whatever it is they are interested in (probably fucking with our genome and ensuring we never make the next tech level without extremely selective approval).

Hopefully this helps guys!

[Lune]

You are all just meat robots. There's nothing to see here. Plz keep collecting shinies for your chiefs. The aliens have glow in the dark glass anal beeds (figuratively) to dole out to them for free access to whatever it is they are interested in (probably fucking with our genome and ensuring we never make the next tech level without extremely selective approval).

Hopefully this helps guys!

That sounds like great fun and all but in reality their motivations, thought patterns, and ethics would likely be utterly incomprehensible to us. Like we'd just as likely end up getting turned into their glow in the dark anal beads

[magnetaress]

I am big fan of environmental drives for evolutionary trends. So a lot of them will be from bipedal stock.

Where it gets freeky is essentially post singularity immortal civs with gestault consciousness. Then they are probably just like trying to break the simulation and we are just sorta there meaningless like we aren't novel at all. Nor is our ecosystem. Then like you said they won't even recognize us nor interact with us in any reasonable way because we are like nematodes.

The entities and the crafts we are interacting with are probably just essentially probes themselves. So...

In reality we are being probed by probes. Maybe even malfunctioning ones. As their probes are probably on an order of magnitude more complex, rational, and intelligent than us in their weird little alien ways.

You're absolutely right tho. They'd probably not even talk or communicate because we'd have nothing in common.

However if life in reality is just as diverse all over as it was here before we destroyed the planet, we are back to lots of hominid parallels amongst it all. Or at least beings who where once hominid and They'd look at us more like macaques.

[Lune]

Bird shit or ZERG OVERLORD

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[eddrick]

https://cdn.quotesgram.com/small/2/33/1523427264-i_want_the_truth.png
https://rosstraining.com/images/thetruth.jpg
https://i.imgflip.com/g3u0j.jpg

[aussenseiter]

Bird shit or ZERG OVERLORD

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Why is it a Rook?

They only move in straight lines.

[magnetaress]

To OP. Our radars and the electrical stuff we do liek with radios and powerful transmission lines fucks em up and crashes them.

They said they'd be cool and teach us alien yoga and cure all diseases and suffering and the government dudes said fuck u and started shooting them down deliberately.

[magnetaress]

Why is it a Rook?

They only move in straight lines.

There was clearly lateral movement aswell if u check out how the buildings move like circular. Dunno tho this one wasn't really special. The people on the ground didn't see it with their naked eyes or acknowledge it despite itsproximity. Could have been IR only. Doubt it tho. Probably just a piece of plastic bag or something stuck on the lens.

Or an invisible guy in a jetpack. That'd probably have been one of ours.

I'm more excited about the giant that wiped out those guys up in the mountains.

[magnetaress]

Oh nvm. There was eyewitness on the ground and it also moved in relation to the cross hair. The camera wasn't IR.. but they do see beyond the visible light range so that object was being thermally weird. Freaky deeky. Butt only a lil.

[magnetaress]

Oh appearantly it was invisible to the nakedeye. Butt not another thermal camera. IR goggles didn't see it. This happened at night. And the change in color is the operator adjusting the camera to get different contrast. And aliens like skinny dipping for 17 mins before zooming off. Into outer space.

Maybe it was just a duck or bird with a funky thermal reflection for whatever reason.

[magnetaress]

Congress critters had fun in a SCIF

None said the Grush was a liar on the news.

[Lune]

Grusch is a liar until proven otherwise

He needs to show us his spaceships or gtfo

[magnetaress]

NASA and the DoD do not have access to any classified evidence of non humans or unidentified crafts.

Someone with 22 trillion dollars does tho.

Do u know how much 22 trillion tax payer dollars is? That's 1/3rd of our national debt. That's 66,666
Per US citizen.

Someone said something about them not being alien. Butt interdimensional. Or something.

Anyway the ppl where clearly irritated at how much money isn't properly accounted for.

66666.6666667 is my napkin math and ironically a very auspicious number (not because of Satan). It does resonate with material wealth tho. Suggesting this could be a major significance in relation to the general poverty and corruption of American spirit.

We got foreign adds playing on Google training younh kids to be rapists with suggestive cartoons and gambling. ..

Doesn't take a rocket scientist to realize it's time to hold those with authority and power, control, and many billions of dollars accountable. And that we are being defrauded at every level. The federal government should declassify absolutely everything UAP and space or science related. We need patent. Copywrite. Trademark. And intellectual property reform. And sovereignty should be returned to individual states, counties, and cities.

P.s. my napkin math was/is purely coincidental. Synchronous. I didn't game it out to that number. Just shooting the shit.


I personally don't believe these are aliens. Probably NAZI science experiments / scientists under the guise of black projects run amok. Tho.

[magnetaress]

Just pure speculation. Except we do know a lot of money. Butt for what? We can only speculate. Lol. What is worth 1/3rd of our national debt that we cannot know about?

I get the need for operational security and a lack of details like names, or specific operationallocations. Butt if we are cutting ppl up face off style for spygames we could at least break that down by medical logistics or something else vague. I don't think it's all spygass and fake passports tho. Or like something else innocuous.

America cannot afford to franchise any more "Air America's" tho. We are going bankrupt.

Congress should pull all the funding. And if ppl try to steal shit. Tech. Crap out of empty labs or whatever. They should be caught. And prosecuted. That shit belongs to the public because of how it was acquired.

[Duik]

UFO travels billions of miles through (i dont even know, but ill bet its worse conditions than highway 1 offers) space and fails to navigate in earths environment?

What with the universe expanding @ lightspeed and each galaxy travelling further and further away from each other for billions of years (sorry to the clueless religious) means that the chances of two capable lifeforms encountering eachother is infinitesimally small.
There is no conspiracy theory (about UFOs), but they are defo hiding something. I mean they have top secret stuff but its not actual UFO stuff.
Hell, if i was hiding something from the masses id let them run off with whatever (other) conspiracy theories they come up with. I mean thats a great cover.
On da news we see an airforce officer say what you people saw was a weather balloon caught in a wind storm blah blah. Conspiracy nuts see this and say BINGO! Gottem.
But please, continue its hilarious.

[magnetaress]

UFO travels billions of miles through (i dont even know, but ill bet its worse conditions than highway 1 offers) space and fails to navigate in earths environment?

What with the universe expanding @ lightspeed and each galaxy travelling further and further away from each other for billions of years (sorry to the clueless religious) means that the chances of two capable lifeforms encountering eachother is infinitesimally small.
There is no conspiracy theory (about UFOs), but they are defo hiding something. I mean they have top secret stuff but its not actual UFO stuff.
Hell, if i was hiding something from the masses id let them run off with whatever (other) conspiracy theories they come up with. I mean thats a great cover.
On da news we see an airforce officer say what you people saw was a weather balloon caught in a wind storm blah blah. Conspiracy nuts see this and say BINGO! Gottem.
But please, continue its hilarious.

The napkin math says it only takes like 100 million years to colonize the galaxy at sublight. Or one billion or something ... not that long. Plenty of time for several civs to have done it. I read a lot... sure u could find some scholarly discussion on it. From someone not mentally deteriorating and dependent on cellphone autocorrect. Like me.

And no one has experimentally tested a small mass at relativistic speeds afaik? So we don't really know a lot. Even tho they train u in high-school to be an atheistic nihilist that knows everything...

[magnetaress]

I think the main take away tho is that "it"... whatever it is...


It doesn't have to be aliens. Lol. So. Uhm. Fretting over aliens is potentially just distraction. And shifting. Obfuscation.

[magnetaress]

So we use particle accelerators and syncotrons but has anyone tried like accelerating a nano or microgram of matter. Or like a full gram maybe even in one to near or past C without smashing it into a detector... like has anyone really tested relativity in this way? Even cooler would be to accelerate a very small sensor or transmitter in like a vacuum or vacuum tunnel. A radiation source would be neat. Or some kind of clock.

[magnetaress]

You could probably set up some kind of circular track of powerful lazers in space and build a sufficiently durable experiment and run it for like a year to get something near C. Just to see if it's doable..what happens if you keep trying to accelerate it... I don't think it would be a horrificly expensive experiment on a very small scale.

[magnetaress]

At 100,000 light years across. At the quarter of the speed of light. It wouldn't take terribly long to colonize everything. And that is conservative. We have the tech level now. Just not the will. Also we would biologically change during the process. That doesn't mean we couldn't keep seeding worlds with human like forms. The probability that we are seeded or descendents is very high if it only takes like 3-4 billion years for intelligence to grow and evolve.

It's clear to me that modern contemporary man is potentially not the first hominid to reach tech. And our history is very incomplete considering the age of our current monuments and the earliest tools used.

https://www.netflix.com/title/81473682?preventIntent=true

There are lost techniques and technologies...

https://youtu.be/8u7x6xrGO8I?si=O6lhuQrfOZW8u7HK

It's clear to me we've mis-dated Giza. And there was a loss of knowledge and decline of civilization in the Sahara region of Africa.

This world is very fucky. Open your eyes and learn.

[magnetaress]

There are a lot of potentially habital lil corners of our galaxy at 100 billion stars. Plenty of little nooks and corners to hide out in and use as islands if you can do basic chemistry and transport materials and shielding and water around. That doesn't even begin to count all of the brown dwarfs and rogue planets we are now just detecting...

Like ..

You have to really bury your head in the sand at this point to continue to buy the party line imparted to you by high-school and...a lot of substandard colleges and academics who are more biased, capitalist and partisan than they are scientific.

[magnetaress]

Not only that butt we through genetic engineering and chemistry r liek literally five minutes away from near immortal lab grown resident evil ultra violet the omega man i am legend style Taylor swift x lady gaga style vampire x khan noonien singh overlords.

[magnetaress]

So some other species has probably fucked around with it before us. Or we are engineered by them for the lulz or some crazy religious reasons...

Liek.


Do u really think humans. As we commonly are... are all that can be lol... we can do better. Most likely will. And there Most likely already are.

[magnetaress]

Probably shadowbanned and I am just screaming into the void. Same irl.

[aussenseiter]

Congress critters had fun in a SCIF

None said the Grush was a liar on the news.

They aren't usually allowed to see any classified stuff.

Unless the unelected executive whitelists who it wants to whitelist.

Shadowlands had it wrong - the Crown is unbreakable.

Also, demons.

[Lune]

UFO travels billions of miles through (i dont even know, but ill bet its worse conditions than highway 1 offers) space and fails to navigate in earths environment?

What with the universe expanding @ lightspeed and each galaxy travelling further and further away from each other for billions of years (sorry to the clueless religious) means that the chances of two capable lifeforms encountering eachother is infinitesimally small.
There is no conspiracy theory (about UFOs), but they are defo hiding something. I mean they have top secret stuff but its not actual UFO stuff.
Hell, if i was hiding something from the masses id let them run off with whatever (other) conspiracy theories they come up with. I mean thats a great cover.
On da news we see an airforce officer say what you people saw was a weather balloon caught in a wind storm blah blah. Conspiracy nuts see this and say BINGO! Gottem.
But please, continue its hilarious.

Space only expands that fast outside gravity wells, ie only outside galaxiy clusters and filaments. If a single intelligent species made it to the stars in either our galaxy or Andromeda only 100 million years ago (nothing in cosmic timescales), they could have a von nuemann probe around every star in the galaxy by now (assuming well under sublight speed, even.) Nevermind 1 billion years, 2 billion years and potentially tech we can't even conceive of.

Not saying it's likely but it is absolutely possible that the universe is teeming with life and life's junk. But in that universe, are we interesting enough? Probably not.

[magnetaress]

https://youtube.com/shorts/7YFBzCYNL00?si=8Dj4oo-xHFd8wbNY

[magnetaress]

Space only expands that fast outside gravity wells, ie only outside galaxiy clusters and filaments. If a single intelligent species made it to the stars in either our galaxy or Andromeda only 100 million years ago (nothing in cosmic timescales), they could have a von nuemann probe around every star in the galaxy by now (assuming well under sublight speed, even.) Nevermind 1 billion years, 2 billion years and potentially tech we can't even conceive of.

Not saying it's likely but it is absolutely possible that the universe is teeming with life and life's junk. But in that universe, are we interesting enough? Probably not.

Always thought the expansion was more of a gradient. So the further out the faster it's going. At that distance it's not really ripping anything apart it's all just moving away faster than we can reach it. This doesn't imply acceleration. Like it's not faster just cuz it's farther. Just that the far stuff is just too fast to catch upto within a single light year. Close stuff isn't even necessarily running away from us. In our species potential life time it's likely we'll be in proximity to another star aswell. I forget which. It's all googleable. Questions like those are fun stuff.

[magnetaress]

They aren't usually allowed to see any classified stuff.

Unless the unelected executive whitelists who it wants to whitelist.

Shadowlands had it wrong - the Crown is unbreakable.

Also, demons.

They didn't see anything.

They aren't allowed to tell you they didn't see anything.

It's pretty funny lol.

[Patriam1066]

the only thing we deserve from aliens is total annihilation

Speak for yourself. I’ll be EMPing their mother ship then SHAHEDing them

[Patriam1066]

At 100,000 light years across. At the quarter of the speed of light. It wouldn't take terribly long to colonize everything. And that is conservative. We have the tech level now. Just not the will. Also we would biologically change during the process. That doesn't mean we couldn't keep seeding worlds with human like forms. The probability that we are seeded or descendents is very high if it only takes like 3-4 billion years for intelligence to grow and evolve.

It's clear to me that modern contemporary man is potentially not the first hominid to reach tech. And our history is very incomplete considering the age of our current monuments and the earliest tools used.

https://www.netflix.com/title/81473682?preventIntent=true

There are lost techniques and technologies...

https://youtu.be/8u7x6xrGO8I?si=O6lhuQrfOZW8u7HK

It's clear to me we've mis-dated Giza. And there was a loss of knowledge and decline of civilization in the Sahara region of Africa.

This world is very fucky. Open your eyes and learn.

We should seed a grizzly bear planet. Alaska world

[aussenseiter]

We should seed a grizzly bear planet. Alaska world

They'd have nothing to eat.

Better seed them some food animals and something for them to eat.

And so on and so on.

[Homesteaded]

They'd have nothing to eat.

Better seed them some food animals and something for them to eat.

And so on and so on.

Like God did for us.

[Duik]

God is da big bang. So in effect "He" did create the earth and sky and universe.
"He" indeed did seed us some food etc.
Ohh forget it.
Stay small minded.
God did it.
Flood and Noah.
Dinosaurs on Ark.
Cavemen and dinosaurs hung out.
Sheesh.

[magnetaress]

https://youtu.be/LPrvnyIeyDA?si=cY4DHkGV02c2HWsk
https://youtu.be/YC6ImkQLohE?si=ncmjh22V_aWpce_S

gotta watch them both back to back, 2cnd one is a Navajo layin out the facts that they iz demons

g-d bless

and may Y-H be with u

[magnetaress]

Cavemen and dinosaurs hung out.


Despite the slander of apartheid and partisan historians.

the Ica stones (are real).

gg

sheesh .

Demons rule the royal academy

[magnetaress]

I'm all for dinoworld 2.0, gonna be a bronto meat farmer when I cross into the light (don't do this, the light isn't the truth)

[aussenseiter]

God is da big bang. So in effect "He" did create the earth and sky and universe.
"He" indeed did seed us some food etc.
Ohh forget it.
Stay small minded.
God did it.
Flood and Noah.
Dinosaurs on Ark.
Cavemen and dinosaurs hung out.
Sheesh.

Also seeded a beast so clever that it could improve the foods He had given.

There ya go, man better than God, happy now?

[Patriam1066]

They'd have nothing to eat.

Better seed them some food animals and something for them to eat.

And so on and so on.

Alaska world implied that I thought goober

[Lune]

Yall this is a thread about aliens, not God, except to the extent that God created aliens to give us good movies like District 9 and Independence Day.

Alaska is terrible. It is full of people who chose to move to Alaska. 0/10 aliens would not visit

Sheesh

[Toxigen]

ya but baked alaska is pretty good

[magnetaress]

I heard shit is really expensive in Alaska. Also the Ruskies.

[Patriam1066]

Yall this is a thread about aliens, not God, except to the extent that God created aliens to give us good movies like District 9 and Independence Day.

Alaska is terrible. It is full of people who chose to move to Alaska. 0/10 aliens would not visit

Sheesh

Very trust fund baby take. Lune’s soft hands have never fired a gun

Denali National park 10/10

(Pussy)

[magnetaress]

The only reason I want to believe in aliens and actual also demonic manifestation (fake Angels claiming to be G-d's) is all the bickering and zoomer memes. Same with WW3 (which won't happen, just 3am raids and secret courts).

Butttt all lulz none the less.

[Patriam1066]

The only reason I want to believe in aliens and actual also demonic manifestation (fake Angels claiming to be G-d's) is all the bickering and zoomer memes. Same with WW3 (which won't happen, just 3am raids and secret courts).

Butttt all lulz none the less.

Aliens are probably real based on whatever life form made everything everywhere all at once

Terrible movie

[magnetaress]

There are things on YouTube that Mr. 1990 Busch said that I am not allowed to repeat here.

Simply putt... prasCT

Let em come.

I can't wait to meet our new overlords.

[eddrick]

ET deserves a remaster.

npr.org/total-failure-the-worlds-worst-video-game (https://www.npr.org/2017/05/31/530235165/total-failure-the-worlds-worst-video-game)

[magnetaress]

butt keep it the same just make it use a next gen GPU/CPU same mechanics/and gameplay

[aussenseiter]

They're demons.

Every government in the world knows this, but also knows it would be worse if we knew.

What is to be done?

[Lune]

With all this transdimensional shit, creepy double slit experiment shit where the universe gives different results depending upon whether its information is being recorded, they're probably angels... or simulation gamemasters

Shoot one down and pull its wings off

[aussenseiter]

With all this transdimensional shit, creepy double slit experiment shit where the universe gives different results depending upon whether its information is being recorded, they're probably angels... or simulation gamemasters

Shoot one down and pull its wings off

Same thing according to The Music. Other stuff happened shortly after.

[Duik]

With all this transdimensional shit, creepy double slit experiment shit where the universe gives different results depending upon whether its information is being recorded, they're probably angels... or simulation gamemasters

Shoot one down and pull its wings off

Or, and bare with me. It's just science!
ZOMG.
As if us mere mortals could shoot an angel down and pull anything off it from anywhere. According to the big book of myths N legends. (Hint: Da Bible)

Or, science IS what we perceive as god. I mean it aint such a big jump. You sayen that god couldnt (create or) master astrophysics, chemistry and poetry. In one afternoon. Leaves 5.5ish days to spare.
I mean its possible he needed a mechanism (that back when bible was "written") by which the un inverse was created seemed magical and creationary. Like any tech sufficiently advanced would appear magic to a dullard.

NVM. I know this wont help.

[magnetaress]

Maybe they are just demonic. We should try to save them.

[Duik]

You needa look on da bright side more magnet! Surely da god is strongerer dan da demonics. I mean surely he made everyfing and woulda made hiself a wee tad strongerer dan da baddies?
Being all powerful and omnipotent/cient etc? Yes? Anyways.
Dont look up! A meteor (DEMON droppings) is incomiiiiiing!
P.S us demons dont wanna be saved, we are bitter hollow souls devoid of the capacity of redemption. We'd rather drag you lot down to our level.
Chinup bitch.

[aussenseiter]

You needa look on da bright side more magnet! Surely da god is strongerer dan da demonics. I mean surely he made everyfing and woulda made hiself a wee tad strongerer dan da baddies?
Being all powerful and omnipotent/cient etc? Yes? Anyways.
Dont look up! A meteor (DEMON droppings) is incomiiiiiing!
P.S us demons dont wanna be saved, we are bitter hollow souls devoid of the capacity of redemption. We'd rather drag you lot down to our level.
Chinup bitch.

What is the capacity for redemption?

[Duik]

Um i believe its a function of wanting to be redeemed (example: Lon the redeemed) AND being offered it, in this case being forgiven by the sky fairy. I believe the limiting factor for me would be the seeking or the wanting of it.
Pretty simple really.
But you go for it! He (apparently) needs as many new members of his lil club as he can get.
Although i suspect its the abomination created by greedy preachers that perpetuate the constant need for humans to seek redemption. Surely a clean living human need not fear the righteous wrath of god even if they dont frequent the mass/service.
I of course could be wrong and he is in fact a spitefull and vengefull bastard full of hate.

[aussenseiter]

Um i believe its a function of wanting to be redeemed (example: Lon the redeemed) AND being offered it, in this case being forgiven by the sky fairy. I believe the limiting factor for me would be the seeking or the wanting of it.
Pretty simple really.
But you go for it! He (apparently) needs as many new members of his lil club as he can get.
Although i suspect its the abomination created by greedy preachers that perpetuate the constant need for humans to seek redemption. Surely a clean living human need not fear the righteous wrath of god even if they dont frequent the mass/service.
I of course could be wrong and he is in fact a spitefull and vengefull bastard full of hate.

You don't actually get DKP for that. There is no justification by church attendance.

But I hope it helps.

[eddrick]

Unless it's Christmas or Easter. Then you get a years worth of DKP for attending much to the chagrin of those that attend each week.

[magnetaress]

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<3

this lady is a smart ass and probably demonically possessed butt that doesn't make her arguments specious :p She is quite funny tho.

She succinctly demonstrates the time paradox issue with FTL being pure speculation.

[Lune]

Intredasting. I've come across some of her other videos and I like her.

RCSSgxV9qNw

Just learned about the fine structure constant a few days ago. Blew my fucking mind. We either won a 1 / 10^1000 jackpot to end up with the physical constants and force magnitudes that allowed for complex life, or the universe was created.

[magnetaress]

Also question weather mass and energy and momentum is conserved with the curvature of space and time. Read a poorly written article ... butt it's probably not constant considering that the universe ain't flat. I'm probably paraphrasing this all wrong tho. So it's not the hill I want to die on.

[magnetaress]

Intredasting. I've come across some of her other videos and I like her.

RCSSgxV9qNw

Just learned about the fine structure constant a few days ago. Blew my fucking mind. We either won a 1 / 10^1000 jackpot to end up with the physical constants and force magnitudes that allowed for complex life, or the universe was created.

There's a few more of those. Out there. Of course we would not know about the universes inhospitable to carbon based life and the formation of teh earph.

Butt a big part of what makes me keep exploring spirituality is the fact that this universe proves to be weird at every turn... and level. Including our biology and stuff like our neurology.

Gonna cite the Mandela effect again....

And if it's all just a series of simulations running in parallel. The 1st commandment still holds true for the creator. Or original one. Or source being. Even if the "I" is only conscious of this thread from this perspective. (Not truly aware of the source of it's own awareness).

Butt that literally could be G-d.

[Lune]

There's a few more of those. Out there. Of course we would not know about the universes inhospitable to carbon based life and the formation of teh earph.

Butt a big part of what makes me keep exploring spirituality is the fact that this universe proves to be weird at every turn... and level. Including our biology and stuff like our neurology.

Gonna cite the Mandela effect again....

And if it's all just a series of simulations running in parallel. The 1st commandment still holds true for the creator. Or original one. Or source being. Even if the "I" is only conscious of this thread from this perspective. (Not truly aware of the source of it's own awareness).

Butt that literally could be G-d.

The crazy thing about the nature of infinity... if this universe were possible, it was bound to happen eventually, somewhere in the mandelbulb of universes. No matter how unlikely. (If there is more than one universe). But if that's the case, still gotta ask, why a reality with the characteristics conducive to a universe this fine tuned for life? Science has no answer, religion has no answer. Gonna be on the edge of my seat when I die.

[Duik]

Religion has an answer, you just need faith to believe it. This is OK by me.

Science also has an answer, you just need to believe its a journey to find it. Also need to be a bit smarter than the average to actually "get it". This is also OK by me.

Just choose your path and leave those on the alternate path the fuck alone.

[eddrick]

I enjoyed this one on Netflix a while back. Rotoscoping is a cool film technique.

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[Lune]

Religion has an answer, you just need faith to believe it. This is OK by me.

Science also has an answer, you just need to believe its a journey to find it. Also need to be a bit smarter than the average to actually "get it". This is also OK by me.

Just choose your path and leave those on the alternate path the fuck alone.

Science doesn't have an answer for the origin of the universe or why our universe has the qualities it does.

Regarding religion, I guess I should have said good answer.

[Duik]

Tell me you arent "a bit smarter than average" without saying it please. Your conclusion is vague.
Also you missed the part about it being a journey. Who said our discovery of the universe is anywhere near completion?
Also also, many extoll the virtue of the religious solution. Just because you cannot take a "leap of faith" with them does not disprove it. It just proves you dont have faith.

[magnetaress]

Why not do both? Your black and white binary either or thinking isn't indicative of a mind open enough to do rigorous science without great bias.

[Lune]

Tell me you arent "a bit smarter than average" without saying it please.

Aw, bless your heart

[aussenseiter]

Aw, bless your heart

Duik aspires to steal pic-a-nic baskets.

[magnetaress]

Build your own heaven with aliens in it. See how that works out for ya.

[Duik]

Why not do both? Your black and white binary either or thinking isn't indicative of a mind open enough to do rigorous science without great bias.

I believe i have addressed that magnet. I said faith. I just dont have faith that the stories mentioned in the various "bibles" are compelling enough. That is not to say i believe they are wrong, i just dont have "faith" in them. That is OK by me. It should be ok with you as well.

So lemme put it another way.
I have more trust in science even if im too stupid to fully understand it on a completely technical level. But i trust the mechanisms by which those conclusions are drawn (from my rudimentary simplistic understanding) are more compelling than the story.
He did it. In 6 days!! Then had a day of rest. Blah etc.

I can analogize that to.

Bigbang (god) created in "6" days (even at C, great distances can take 144hrs to complete)

Rest day (universe cools, relaxes elements form whatever)

To the dumbarse mind of prehistory this would have been unintelligable. Much easier to create metaphors (see greek and roman and norse gods) to describe and attribute great happenings.

Reading your "god did it" books today is just as unintelligable (to me) but that does not mean its wrong. Only that i dont believe (have faith in) it. I can live with that.
Can you live with me believing that?

[Duik]

Salty. Got it. NVM.

[aussenseiter]

Norse metaphors and Greek allegories good but Christian parables >LE BAD!!

Feeling Koala pilled 🐨

[Duik]

Captain underpants. You are finding a fight where is is none. I didnt say its bad. I just equated them. Eaqually as metaphorical (to me!) But if you find solace in the stories, go for it!
Placebo strength is still strength.
That momma lifts the car with adrenaline.
The sprinter (who also trains hard) who feels gods strength flow through her body and wins can attribute the success to whoever she wants. Kudos. Folks gods are their own. Let also the lack of one also be their own.
Im about as fast as a snail through molasses. God may take credit for my speed if he so desires. But i wont attribute it to him.

[magnetaress]

Yeah I'm not fighting.

6 days is silly and can't presently be taken at face value. G-d would probably tell u this and also that worshipping the 6 days as fact violated the I am the Lord your G-d thing.

I appreciate your value of science. In all practical matters where science is of value, I mostly do that rational or adopt said rational outlook. The both still combine readily for me. Like the science tells me the ratios of the sun moon n earth and spiritually speaking they are significant also.

Not salty, just challenging, you have exceeded all expectations (also illusions) butt lets just say that the sim is working well.

[Duik]

Capt underpants is aussen. You are magnet.
I dont believe in or want a heaven containing aliens or not. You seem to be missunderstanding. That too is ok by me. You seem limited by your insistance that your Lrod god cannot be wrong no matter how contradictory the god books are. Its ok. I understand. They were written down by barely literate "scholars " who valued a good story (as interpreted by them) more than getting the facts straight (with each other). Also agreed about the literal 6 days thing. But since it is in common usage i thought id use it as a guide to (support) my theory.
You seem to ignore my thoughts on what your god does for you. He seems to offer strength where none is. That is a pretty good option. It just is not something that I have faith in. Ya know, faith it is sorta imperative I have that to get the god given strength to do a thing. You have it? Splendid. More power to you. Me, ill take the blame and the accolades myself. Come what may.
I cannot see why this is so difficult for you to get.
Who is closed eyed now?
Also, jews believe slightly differing things to most christians. Muslims, budhists, taoists and mormons believe other stuff. Who is right? I know the answer to this. ALL OF THEM!
Get what ya need from what you have faith in and dump the rest.
Anywho. Worship on, worshippers!
(Extra Lolocaust: My heathen trained spell checker tried to change that to warship. I would have accepted whoreship as well.)

[aussenseiter]

Capt underpants is aussen. You are magnet.
I dont believe in or want a heaven containing aliens or not. You seem to be missunderstanding. That too is ok by me. You seem limited by your insistance that your Lrod god cannot be wrong no matter how contradictory the god books are. Its ok. I understand. They were written down by barely literate "scholars " who valued a good story (as interpreted by them) more than getting the facts straight (with each other). Also agreed about the literal 6 days thing. But since it is in common usage i thought id use it as a guide to (support) my theory.
You seem to ignore my thoughts on what your god does for you. He seems to offer strength where none is. That is a pretty good option. It just is not something that I have faith in. Ya know, faith it is sorta imperative I have that to get the god given strength to do a thing. You have it? Splendid. More power to you. Me, ill take the blame and the accolades myself. Come what may.
I cannot see why this is so difficult for you to get.
Who is closed eyed now?
Also, jews believe slightly differing things to most christians. Muslims, budhists, taoists and mormons believe other stuff. Who is right? I know the answer to this. ALL OF THEM!
Get what ya need from what you have faith in and dump the rest.
Anywho. Worship on, worshippers!
(Extra Lolocaust: My heathen trained spell checker tried to change that to warship. I would have accepted whoreship as well.)

The error of indifferentism was corrected in 1832 by His Holiness Greg.

Remedial lessons for you.

[Duik]

So your answer to my wall of text is a link to a site i will never click because you cannot answer it for yourself?
Splendid work. I look forward to ignoring your pathetic efforts at foruming.

[aussenseiter]

So your answer to my wall of text is a link to a site i will never click because you cannot answer it for yourself?
Splendid work. I look forward to ignoring your pathetic efforts at foruming.

Why not investigate and test it against your hypothesis?

It's not very science man of you to be stubborn in your ignorance.

[magnetaress]

Qail Bobby doge links gud. I usually read most of them even if I am unable to respond.

[arvidez]

I look forward to ignoring your pathetic efforts at foruming.

nice attempt at turning the other cheek. faith will find you yet.

[Duik]

Hey dumb fuck. Turning the other cheek is a christian thing! You get to be all growed up and turn your butt cheek (are they not the "other cheek"?)
I tried to allow you your beliefs in what I describe as flawed, condecending and contradictory at best. Straight out deceitful lies at worst.

I assume the "proof" you offer is another circular reference to the bible by a circular bible reference obfuscated by some bible scolar using metaphors and saying well ya cant take stuff literally (until it is advantageous to take it literally) so no thanks. Your bible scholars (IMHO) are nothing more than charletans hawking substandard goods to the limp of wit.

Someone telling me the proof of the bible is because god wrote the bible and god is good so it must be true is not proof. But you cannot see that because Faith.
I have no faith in your phoney god.
You want i should lie? And feign interest and devotion? Whould that be better? I may fool you, but god (your version of god that is) would see through such a vacuous plan.

Anywho. Follow the words of your diety. A treatise from several centuries ago and several after the fact will do little sway my beliefs. But thanks for playing!

[arvidez]

your anti-religion in kind of boring.

remind me who my diety is?

[Duik]

That is entirely up to you silly. And is of little to no consequence to me.
Also, please learn to read. I am not anti religion. It just does not have compelling arguments to sway me to even entertain its validity in reality.
I still remain open but until god writes an update or a patch so to speak. It has nothing.
You are lirerally stuck in classic with much left to be revealed.
YMMV though so keep on keepin' on wiff ya worshipin' and all that. Please.
It is just not for me.
I'll wait till Velious drops, or Luclin even.
Lizards are the current (IRL) baddies are they not? Eating babies and living eternally (inate regen) or somesuch.

Anti religion. Read back a few pages (of my posts) and then say it again.
I often wonder if those people trying to save me are really trying to justify their own decision. I am not meaning any body in particular here, just a random musing.

[magnetaress]

I am Tarka Dal !

[magnetaress]

For Duik especially :p
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[aussenseiter]

your anti-religion in kind of boring.

remind me who my diety is?

It's an odd thing when the condemned gets angry with you for offering succour.

[arvidez]

Also, please learn to read. I am not anti religion.

the caricatures you are tossing up and knocking down suggest otherwise.

[Duik]

Soul trap? I see. So a soul is scientifically proven?
Once again, you offer a solution that presupposes a faith in these childish stories.
There, now its regious hate.
I grow weary of me offering my point of view, which may or may not vary from yours. I offer you some insight into maybe why the god you hold so dear is not so dear to me.
You seem to be stuck in a loop that will not allow you to escape. I mean i acknowledged your reliance on a god based system. It seems to be helpful to you. Your faith really seems to assist you day to day.
That is wonderful, for you. For me, not so much.
So as a last ditch lets just say you like god. That is ok by me (not that you need my permission) and i will not try to get you to join my faithless club (not that you ever would!).
You will do me the honor of not offering me faith based proofs that god exists, is good and will help me. Because I dont believe he does, this is undetermined and it wont.
Thank you! Dont come again!
Some rando on the interwebs with a doctorate from trump university is definately not gonna help your cause.

[aussenseiter]

Soul trap? I see. So a soul is scientifically proven?
Once again, you offer a solution that presupposes a faith in these childish stories.
There, now its regious hate.
I grow weary of me offering my point of view, which may or may not vary from yours. I offer you some insight into maybe why the god you hold so dear is not so dear to me.
You seem to be stuck in a loop that will not allow you to escape. I mean i acknowledged your reliance on a god based system. It seems to be helpful to you. Your faith really seems to assist you day to day.
That is wonderful, for you. For me, not so much.
So as a last ditch lets just say you like god. That is ok by me (not that you need my permission) and i will not try to get you to join my faithless club (not that you ever would!).
You will do me the honor of not offering me faith based proofs that god exists, is good and will help me. Because I dont believe he does, this is undetermined and it wont.
Thank you! Dont come again!
Some rando on the interwebs with a doctorate from trump university is definately not gonna help your cause.

Your point of view is based on nothing.

[magnetaress]

Soul trap? I see. So a soul is scientifically proven?
Once again, you offer a solution that presupposes a faith in these childish stories.
There, now its regious hate.
I grow weary of me offering my point of view, which may or may not vary from yours. I offer you some insight into maybe why the god you hold so dear is not so dear to me.
You seem to be stuck in a loop that will not allow you to escape. I mean i acknowledged your reliance on a god based system. It seems to be helpful to you. Your faith really seems to assist you day to day.
That is wonderful, for you. For me, not so much.
So as a last ditch lets just say you like god. That is ok by me (not that you need my permission) and i will not try to get you to join my faithless club (not that you ever would!).
You will do me the honor of not offering me faith based proofs that god exists, is good and will help me. Because I dont believe he does, this is undetermined and it wont.
Thank you! Dont come again!
Some rando on the interwebs with a doctorate from trump university is definately not gonna help your cause.

Watched the video. Viral infection complete.

Thank you for uploading subroutines!

[magnetaress]

Typically, you can expect a star to pass through (or near) the Oort Cloud every hundred thousand years. Very close flybys (like within 52,000 AU, happen more rarely—about every nine million years. So, it’s a fairly regular occurrence in the long history of the Solar System.


https://www.universetoday.com/165858/a-star-passed-through-the-oort-cloud-less-than-500000-years-ago-it-wasnt-the-only-one/

A short hop and skip away for a technically advanced relativistic civ. With its head pulled out of its collective asses, unlike ours, lol.

Humans have been throwing spears pretty long and some of our not so "human" ancestors also tool used FYI. There's proofs. I mention this to point out that tool use isn't all that special or unique or hard. Our ancestors could definitely have come into contact with extrasolar bros too. That could definitely have spurred our development from simply spear throwers, into giant metal rocket spear throwers. Too.

You don't even need fancy generational ships to colonize a galaxy over a 100,000 million year span. Just float around stars hitching free rides until they come close enough for a decades long short jaunt.

Anyway the article is a very cool read. Gud science.

[Pulgasari]

https://www.universetoday.com/165858/a-star-passed-through-the-oort-cloud-less-than-500000-years-ago-it-wasnt-the-only-one/

A short hop and skip away for a technically advanced relativistic civ. With its head pulled out of its collective asses, unlike ours, lol.

Humans have been throwing spears pretty long and some of our not so "human" ancestors also tool used FYI. There's proofs. I mention this to point out that tool use isn't all that special or unique or hard. Our ancestors could definitely have come into contact with extrasolar bros too. That could definitely have spurred our development from simply spear throwers, into giant metal rocket spear throwers. Too.

You don't even need fancy generational ships to colonize a galaxy over a 100,000 million year span. Just float around stars hitching free rides until they come close enough for a decades long short jaunt.

Anyway the article is a very cool read. Gud science.

What's an AU?

[Trexller]

What's an AU?

au (Astronomical Unit) (https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/glossary/au.html)

for when miles are a joke, but lightyears are too big

[Pulgasari]

au (Astronomical Unit) (https://cneos.jpl.nasa.gov/glossary/au.html)

for when miles are a joke, but lightyears are too big

So 2-5k of those to get to the inside of the Oort cloud and then 10-100k to get to the other side. Then you're only 52k astronaut units to the Nemesis Star.

Space is big.

[magnetaress]

So 2-5k of those to get to the inside of the Oort cloud and then 10-100k to get to the other side. Then you're only 52k astronaut units to the Nemesis Star.

Space is big.

Still less than a million (s) .

:p

[Pulgasari]

Still less than a million (s) .

:p

A light year is only 63,240 au.

[Evia]

Duik = our new botten/horza/origen

Fly(crash/burn)communism/socialism/marxism, flyyyy!

[Pulgasari]

Duik = our new botten/horza/origen

Fly(crash/burn)communism/socialism/marxism, flyyyy!

Duik is innocent and well meaning. It's just that he doesn't know our context and we don't know his.

He's an a/s/l learner. 😎

[Duik]

Yes.

[Duik]

I am whatever you want me to be Evia. Baby.
My specific brand of gender nonspecificity is particularly attractive to the bi-curious among you.

[magnetaress]

A light year is only 63,240 au.

1 ly is still pretty close and much easier than 4 ly.

[magnetaress]

I am whatever you want me to be Evia. Baby.
My specific brand of gender nonspecificity is particularly attractive to the bi-curious among you.

Only if we shower together and go to the spa..

[Evia]

Lol at least you've got a better sense of humor than the OG3 communists on the boards, I'll give you that.

[magnetaress]

I'm not "really" a "commie". I believe in smol gubberments. Just authoritarian wons. At the municipal levul. Feds ebil. Gib cities nukes! 👿

Oh u were talking about the Duik persona..

Ye. They r less butt hurt butt still berry misguided.