I wanna see Lorastine's tits

[Snapple]

4 real dawg

[EvilMallet]

Too mainstream.

[Snapple]

i wanna nut all over her knee caps

[EvilMallet]

Tell me more.

[PureLo]

she's pretty cute.... or i mean

she is "p" cute (i think that's how the forum pro's do it)

[Doors]

i wanna nut all over her knee caps

[Lorastine]

Too busy playing EQ to show people my tits.

[nalkin]

Too busy playing EQ to show people my tits.

will you turn on your webcam so we can watch you play?

[Doors]

will you turn on your webcam so we can watch you play?

[Autotune]

will you turn on your webcam so we can watch you play?

[jarshale]

will you turn on your webcam so we can watch you play?

[Lorastine]

You guys are dumb

[Harrison]

I'm lost. Is she supposed to be hot? Or is this some ironic insult asking for her to show her tits because she's not?

[Lorastine]

She's pretty ugly tbh

[Harrison]

I'll wait for a professional judge to make a decision. (Lol aka some greasy gutterpig to call you fat, and then I'll know you're hot.)

Come on, Slathar, Purist, Bodeanicus. We need an opinion on Lorastine. I know it's scary to talk about women when they're paying attention, but we believe in you.

[Feachie]

i don't know whether this thread is funny, sad, or all three.

[jarshale]

i don't know whether this thread is funny, sad, or all three.

but that's only 2?

[Feachie]

but that's only 2?

ok you Were paying attention. :cool:

[quido]

Lorastine is sexy. Asking to see any girl's tits, breasts, boobs or knockers is pretty damn stupid though.

[Feachie]

Lorastine is sexy. Asking to see any girl's tits, breasts, boobs or knockers is pretty damn stupid though.

Not necessarily. If the girl in question has low enough self esteem, and you're cute enough, your chances of success are slightly higher. If you're a cunning example of the male species, you will choose your targets wisely.

Complications: It doesn't matter how cute the guy is if he's on the internet

Best case, you run into one of those aforementioned low self esteem girls and she has a crop of nude pics just waiting for a stud muffin like yourself.

Worse case, she laughs hysterically.

[Knuckle]

Not necessarily. If the girl in question has low enough self esteem, and you're cute enough, your chances of success are slightly higher. If you're a cunning example of the male species, you will choose your targets wisely.

Complications: It doesn't matter how cute the guy is if he's on the internet

Best case, you run into one of those aforementioned low self esteem girls and she has a crop of nude pics just waiting for a stud muffin like yourself.

Worse case, she laughs hysterically.

whats your level of self esteem(scale of 1 to 10) / distance to florida ? The lower the ratio the more likely I am to creep on u.

[quido]

It's not stupid because I think there is a low chance of success. It's stupid because it's a tacky and cliche thing to do. Let's drink 20 cans of Bud Lite, go around hollering at people and try and pick some fights durrr

[Feachie]

whats your level of self esteem(scale of 1 to 10) / distance to florida ? The lower the ratio the more likely I am to creep on u.

over 9000, and over 3000mi :D

[quido]

whats your level of self esteem(scale of 1 to 10) / distance to florida ? The lower the ratio the more likely I am to creep on u.

Your ratio requirement is whack! A smaller distance would result in a larger ratio. Assuming you want someone close and with low self esteem, you should be using LOSE * DTF or (level of self esteem) * (distance to florida) and looking for a low ratio.

[quido]

And by ratio there I mean product =P

[naekko]

Your ratio requirement is whack! A smaller distance would result in a larger ratio. Assuming you want someone close and with low self esteem, you should be using LOSE * DTF or (level of self esteem) * (distance to florida) and looking for a low ratio.

this ***** never going to see tits irl

[Feachie]

this ***** never going to see tits irl

this ***** never going to see tits irl that he didn't forcibly reveal or pay for

[quido]

http://fire-eyes.org/gal/d/35393-3/Pope*****Please.jpg

[Feachie]

feachie attention whore, feachie dad didnt <3 her

don't be mad fags ;p you'll find a girl someday. you won't have to harass her online either, she might show you her tits willingly. just hold on to hope!

[Anger]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU

Listening to this song while reading this thread makes it super sexy.

[YendorLootmonkey]

she might show you her tits willingly

That is the best kind! :)

[Rais]

Don't worry Lorastine. I'm here to save you.

[quido]

Don't worry Lorastine. I'm here to save you.

lol I'm honored =)

Not that there's any defense to be made. Just calling your typical retards stupid like any other day. Don't think you're special please.

[Lorastine]

Don't worry Lorastine. I'm here to save you.

http://www.littleariel.com/the%20little%20mermaid_files/image008bb.jpg

I save princes from the god damn ocean. I don't need a rescue team,thx.

[Ihealyou]

Lorastine, I'm actually hotter than you think

[Knuckle]

over 9000, and over 3000mi :D

so the ratio is 3

[Knuckle]

so the ratio is 3

fuck i dont even understand my scale

[Knuckle]

time to drink beer.

[Knuckle]

don't be mad fags ;p you'll find a girl someday. you won't have to harass her online either, she might show you her tits willingly. just hold on to hope!

really? omg that is so sexy. I thought girls didn't show guys their boobies unless they work at the strip club. I am very excited now, thanks for giving me a goal :)

[Ostros]

Christ I hate you all.

[JayDee]

Skeet Skeet Skeet

[Slathar]

i was going to post that lorastine should post those monsters but i got side tracked by the blatherings of this old fat geriatric bitch named featchie

dayuum

[Feachie]

i was going to post that lorastine should post those monsters but i got side tracked by the blatherings of this old fat geriatric bitch named featchie

dayuum

translation: "I'm young, mad, and angry that even the ugliest woman on the forum won't show anything more skin than her neck to me."

[Lorastine]

Itt: Feachie gets mad it isn't about "her"

[Slathar]

40 year old fat bitch who plays video games

lets see those sagging cow breasts

[Kimmie]

translation: "I'm young, mad, and angry that even the ugliest woman on the forum won't show anything more skin than her neck to me."

B, I will fuck you up tbh.

[Slathar]

Itt: Feachie gets mad it isn't about "her"

aww yeaaaa

[purist]

Itt: Feachie gets mad it isn't about "her"

[Feachie]

Itt: Feachie gets mad it isn't about "her"

k, done sticking up for you girl. you seemed a little flimsy there on page 2, so i took some heat. over it tho :)

[Lorastine]

Do you not read your own posts?

[Slathar]

shes done sticking up for you girl

[purist]

itt: a post-menopausal geriatric feachie gets mad it isn't about "her" then tries to plead feminist solidarity

[Slathar]

itt: a post-menopausal geriatric feachie gets mad it isn't about "her" then tries to plead feminist solidarity

[JayDee]

I am siding with Feechie on this one cause she seems less cunty

[Slathar]

I am siding with Feechie on this one cause she seems less cunty

you're doing it wrong

[Feachie]

Do you not read your own posts?

oh sweetheart, are you mad at the ugly girl part? if so, lol :) not everything is about you, it was a hypothetical ugly girl. besides, slathar is trash and you know it.

[Lorastine]

Welcome to the internet imo.

[Kimmie]

it was a hypothetical ugly girl.

Need to gd specify next time, b.

[Slathar]

oh sweetheart, are you mad at the ugly girl part? if so, lol :) not everything is about you, it was a hypothetical ugly girl. besides, slathar is trash and you know it.

how about we resolve this by a simple contest? whoever looks best after using a Shake-Weight after 30 seconds wins.

or just post those titaaaays

[Piff]

yall *****s be on that board warrior shit, lbvs.

[Feachie]

yeah slathar? i bet you're big and strong enough to handle two of the male shakeweights. show us your skrilla

http://youtu.be/xbsSeVr5NSI

[JayDee]

Making amends after all that good shit? Here I was thinking R&F was on it's way to becoming fully restored to its prior greatness.

[Slathar]

yall *****s be on that board warrior shit, lbvs.

can someone translate this for me please

[purist]

feachie tells others "it's not always about you" after hijacking thread

oh the ironies

[Piff]

itt: p99's entire female population fights to be at the top of the virtual food chain.

[Feachie]

Did you honestly think the thread was going to deliver?

I mean really

[Jenithia]

Enough of this bullshit. Let's see them warlocks!!!!

[Lorastine]

Did you honestly think the thread was going to deliver?

I mean really

http://www.flickr.com/photos/xjuicyfruit/3511289864/

Delivered.

[Bubbles]

Not necessarily. If the girl in question has low enough self esteem, and you're cute enough, your chances of success are slightly higher. If you're a cunning example of the male species, you will choose your targets wisely.

Complications: It doesn't matter how cute the guy is if he's on the internet

Best case, you run into one of those aforementioned low self esteem girls and she has a crop of nude pics just waiting for a stud muffin like yourself.

Worse case, she laughs hysterically.

Probably the most depressing part of the equation is the months of cunning and wooing online is replaced by a couple shots of jager and a slightly slurred 'you're pretty!" in person. And, amazingly, usually with better results. ;)

[Knuckle]

WOOD ELVES GONE WILD VOL 1 ITT

[Knuckle]

Did you honestly think the thread was going to deliver?

I mean really

people are doubting that u are a female, i doubt too, you should get in mumble or ventrillo, ill provide the server if ur shy, ill verify if ur a mangina or a legit girl

[purist]

http://a5.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-snc4/164756_1677142981751_1632798563_31551200_1317476_n .jpg

[Lorastine]

http://www.flickr.com/photos/xjuicyfruit/3511289864/

Delivered.
I failed.
http://blogs.cofc.edu/thelilitheffect/files/2011/02/Ariel_Naked.jpg

[Piff]

I failed.
http://blogs.cofc.edu/thelilitheffect/files/2011/02/Ariel_Naked.jpg

mermade roleply lol diz gitn' keenky

[Harrison]

I called it earlier in the thread. Purist and Slathar didn't disappoint in their misogyny stemming from years of loneliness.

[Heartbeats]

mermade roleply lol diz gitn' keenky

She has feet tho :mad:

[JenJen]

feachie and lorastine should fight this one out

[Harrison]

feachie and lorastine should fight this one out

Naked.

[xshayla701]

feachie and lorastine should fight this one out
Naked.

+ Kimmie, obv

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

I drew this for Lorastine

http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs19/f/2007/296/1/0/Have_you_ever_wondered_______by_daanzi.jpg

call me bby ok? xoxox

[DevonG]

don't quite get it however, I totally support where this is going.
http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/124/c/e/Ariel_Pregnant_by_RudiciusCaesar.jpg
come back to mumble.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

http://th02.deviantart.net/fs27/PRE/i/2008/172/d/9/Beached_by_ilikapie.jpg

oh man

[Eccezan]

http://www.alex-bell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mermaid-003-350x232.jpg

[Knuckle]

http://www.alex-bell.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/mermaid-003-350x232.jpg

what the FUCK

[xshayla701]

what is with preggo ariel?

[Metric Ton]

http://www.babytimekeeper.com/emmy/LOVEHIM.jpg

[xnolanx]

this thread went from interesting to fight worthy and now it's just plain weird.. damn you gotta love this forum

[jarshale]

This is my fetish

[KilyenaMage]

A "Feachie" sounds like some sort of weird sex act.

[Murphy]

derp

[Kimmie]

Murphy, I hate you.

[muffins]

rofl ban him

[Lorastine]

Kimmie just made it worse, now it's.. just the tip.

[Knuckle]

what the FUCK

[Littlegyno]

Murphy, that was amazing. Really. I'm your man, whatever you need of me, let me know.

You're my new Emperor.

[Bardalicious]

I did NOT see that coming. Bravo.

[Barkingturtle]

It's poignant; incisive, cynical commentary on the human animal's sexuality and its place in the universe. Or is that a bit of a stretch?

[Ektar]

Or is that a bit of a stretch?

lol

[jarshale]

A "Feachie" sounds like some sort of weird sex act.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=felching

[JenJen]

best post ever mr murphy

[Goraxx]

Thanks for share.

[JenJen]

hi gor

are you watching soapstar to operastar tonight??? :)

[Csihar]

What's a vagina?

[naez]

missed murphy's post some1 plz insert PM here I wanna see what all the hullabaloo is about

[orsk]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_tMluz0R1LU

Listening to this song while reading this thread makes it super sexy.

lmfao

[naez]

other ppl are PM'ing me about murphys post saying they missed it too please pals don't ruin this for me


http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-kh_ZrxBLpEk/ThkeBpRrIrI/AAAAAAAAPZM/A3Wpfjkvjko/s400/conf.jpg

[Prince]

o look dum fuQQin naez stealing my linx + imgs wut else is new

ur my fuckin monkey

[naez]

http://img833.imageshack.us/img833/9427/screenshot20110412at138.png

[Prince]

http://img41.imageshack.us/img41/8630/screenshot20110531at226.png

[naez]

cropped for MQ + i was trollin you cuz you were askin if id take a big fat black cock for a million dollars and i was like man why the cock gotta be black

[Prince]

no ss did not appen

[Prince]

also cock gotta be black cuz white cock gay + boring but black cock lol as fuck

[Ostros]

also cock gotta be black cuz white cock gay + boring but black cock lol as fuck

Was that a sentence? Stop talking, you're dumb.

[Prince]

ur not the boss of me

[Ostros]

ur

Kill yourself.

[Prince]

u dont tell me wut 2 do

[Harrison]

I'd assume he is doing it intentionally, but there really are people out there that fucking stupid.

[naez]

http://images.fastcompany.com/upload/300-video-chat-toilet.jpg

[Rais]

Truegem is never denied. Remember this. Tag haters

[naez]

missed murphy's post some1 plz insert PM here I wanna see what all the hullabaloo is about

[KilyenaMage]

http://www.urbandictionary.com/iphone/#define?term=felching

So a Feachie is doing that with Feachie?