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Gugg
08-16-2023, 10:22 AM
There's a clear blue sky but it's always raining.
There's bright sunshine but you're in the dark.
You're tired but can't sleep.
The pretty girls are fugly sluts with fake boobs and tattoos and an axe to grind.
The "good news" is bad news.
Smart technology is dumb.
It's cooler to be bent than straight (and switching "sexual orientation" is super easy like turning a light switch on and off).
There's porn everywhere but no sex.
The "professional athletes" are sponsored by McDonalds which makes you unathletic.
You smile even though you're frowning.
You tell people you're fine when you're not so you're a liar whether you like it or not.
They say the best things in life are free but you have to pay for food.
Your life has no life.
Your only choice is no choice.
Haters sing love songs.

This was written by a real person.

Gugg
08-16-2023, 10:30 AM
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Gugg
08-16-2023, 02:02 PM
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unsunghero
08-16-2023, 02:05 PM
“If you find yourself alone, riding in the green fields with the sun on your face, do not be troubled. For you are in Elysium, and you're already dead!”

Such a great soundtrack:

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CDpTc32sV1Y

Evia
08-16-2023, 04:14 PM
sometimes I wonder if we're already in Hell
like, we're all the lost souls that got tricked to come here
we awake with amnesia and no memory of who we are or where we're from
just thwarted into a world where we're slaves to money
the only promise and certainty being death
Jesus Christ was sent to help us wake up and get out, dying on the Cross to keep his Spirit alive to commune with any who will listen
we see good and evil because we were once good and have found ourselves in this place of evil
if hell were a real place, i'd imagine not even knowing you were there would be pretty fitting
just random thoughts. probably nothing. everything is fine and there is nothing to see here most likely

Lune
08-16-2023, 04:25 PM
sometimes I wonder if we're already in Hell
like, we're all the lost souls that got tricked to come here
we awake with amnesia and no memory of who we are or where we're from
just thwarted into a world where we're slaves to money
the only promise and certainty being death
Jesus Christ was sent to help us wake up and get out, dying on the Cross to keep his Spirit alive to commune with any who will listen
we see good and evil because we were once good and have found ourselves in this place of evil
if hell were a real place, i'd imagine not even knowing you were there would be pretty fitting
just random thoughts. probably nothing. everything is fine and there is nothing to see here most likely

Operating under the assumption there is anything more than this biological life, I think it's more likely we came here on purpose, either for some inscrutable type of fun or learning. There is nothing inherently hellish about life. I can't fathom why Jesus would only be sent for humans now, and not humans 500,000 years ago, or humans in 10,000 years; and then, only for some humans, because the message is lost even on the West. Maybe because primitive human life had a sort of purity of spirit, and we lost that with agriculture and civilization.

Also F U OP

Trexller
08-16-2023, 04:25 PM
the universe is not cruel, nature is not cruel

they are indifferent

Origen
08-16-2023, 04:30 PM
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Gugg
08-16-2023, 04:52 PM
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Gugg
08-16-2023, 05:01 PM
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aussenseiter
08-16-2023, 05:09 PM
sometimes I wonder if we're already in Hell
like, we're all the lost souls that got tricked to come here
we awake with amnesia and no memory of who we are or where we're from
just thwarted into a world where we're slaves to money
the only promise and certainty being death
Jesus Christ was sent to help us wake up and get out, dying on the Cross to keep his Spirit alive to commune with any who will listen
we see good and evil because we were once good and have found ourselves in this place of evil
if hell were a real place, i'd imagine not even knowing you were there would be pretty fitting
just random thoughts. probably nothing. everything is fine and there is nothing to see here most likely

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G9DFXuTNfbM/maxresdefault.jpg

I knew I should have quarantined Typhoid Magnetaress. Sorry folks. :o

Gugg
08-16-2023, 05:16 PM
Welcome to earth they said, we'll get together, have a few laughs...

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Gugg
08-16-2023, 05:35 PM
Don't tell Loramin I am watching this. He will call me a sexist pig and woman hater / wife beater and then ban me. He'd tell me some people find those girls ugly just before banning me for hatred towards women.

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If you think those girls are ugly you needs to get to Specsavers cause you are obviously blind...

loramin
08-16-2023, 05:44 PM
Don't tell Loramin I am watching this. He will call me a sexist pig and woman hater / wife beater and then ban me. He'd tell me some people find those girls ugly just before banning me for hatred towards women.

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You have an odd obsession with the imaginary version of me that lives rent-free in your head.

Gugg
08-16-2023, 06:02 PM
You have an odd obsession with the imaginary version of me that lives rent-free in your head.

You did insinuate beauty is subjective which is a lie. I find lies like that deeply offensive. It's the equivalent of you calling a black man a n*****. Why do I have to censor that word to avoid offending YOU yet your false statement that beauty is subjective is allowed uncensored?

Do you care I'm offended?

Gugg
08-16-2023, 06:03 PM
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mcoy
08-16-2023, 06:20 PM
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-Mcoy

Gugg
08-16-2023, 06:33 PM
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Gugg
08-16-2023, 06:43 PM
I personally prefer au revoir and encore to goodbye.

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mon coeur

Gugg
08-16-2023, 07:27 PM
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Origen
08-16-2023, 09:42 PM
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Gugg
08-16-2023, 11:39 PM
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