List your internet insults received over the years

[Harrison]

Fat
Virgin
Inbred
Uneducated
Living in parent's basement
Collecting disability for being so fat
No friends
<insert more stereotypical internet insults here>

Consolidating them for ease of use by the resident forum trolltards. We don't want them to drop dead of a stroke thinking too far beyond their meager faculties.

[Slathar]

Fat
Virgin
Inbred
Uneducated
Living in parent's basement
Collecting disability for being so fat
No friends
<insert more stereotypical internet insults here>

Consolidating them for ease of use by the resident forum trolltards. We don't want them to drop dead of a stroke thinking too far beyond their meager faculties.

you missed the most important one:

the guy who lies to the internet about his accomplishments as a combat medic in the united states army

[Harrison]

*yawn*

Keep trying to claim that. It gets more true the more you do it.

Swearing my oaths before a single day of training was more alone than you've ever done or will do. :cool:

[Slathar]

eh the us army is populated by low-intelligence, low-achieving, violently racist people mostly

not impressed

[Pico]

someone said i posted like harrison once

actually that's a lie but can you imagine if they did lol

[Shannacore]

Can someone make a list for me?

[Harrison]

Can someone make a list for me?

Fat
Attention whore

Eh, that's about all I see them use on you. (and every single other female they encounter on the forums...ohhhhh misogyny)

[Barkingturtle]

Fat
Lonely
Thesaurus
Sex Offender

Pretty much everywhere I post and even some where I don't.

[Harrison]

When I made this thread I said, "Slathar, Purist, or Bodeanicus will be the first reply with my enlistment history, guaranteed."

Predictable little boys...

[Barkingturtle]

You probably should have listed that in your OP then.

[Pico]

When I made this thread I said, "Slathar, Purist, or Bodeanicus will be the first reply with my enlistment history, guaranteed."

Predictable little boys...

i know you think "slathar, purist, and bodeanicus" have a love affair with you, and you're probably right.

but the really hilarious part is you're completely delusional over the fact that you're just as obsessed with them.

[Slathar]

whenever an elite such as myself decides to associate with the proletariate, it is done out of a desire to chuckle at your lives

[Harrison]

Causal relationship between the two.

[Kassel]

"have not killed trak since 2002" (that one hurts deep)

[purist]

Causal relationship between the two.

-you' unable to satisfy your girlfriend
-she cheats on you with your best friend

[Harrison]

Whore can't deal with only having one dick
Whore goes out and gets a lot more dick
Whore tries to cut back to one dick again
I escape STDsnatchtrap
Whore is now consistently cheated on now
I'm very comfortable with my current girlfriend.(that thing you don't have which is the source of your incessant misogyny leaking all over the forums)

Fixed for winning score.

[Slathar]

does she buy you those terrible affliction shirts that showcase your titties

[JenJen]

tbh sounds like purely-off-the-wrist and s-lather-daddys-penis need to get laid. have a nice day now :)

[Tiggles]

Secrets called me fat today and it hurt my feelings.

[purist]

-run your drunken yap in a bar, drop a few n bombs unwittingly
-get clubbed in the head by a group of black people who heard you, blame it on reverse racism

[Harrison]

I think it was an oneill shirt, and like I've said before...what in the hell is an affliction shirt? That shirt has been missing since that night (New Year's Eve 2009?)

I'm fairly sure you know too much about this supposed shit you deem terrible, because I've never heard of an affliction shirt lol

[Slathar]

tbh sounds like purely-off-the-wrist and s-lather-daddys-penis need to get laid. have a nice day now :)

toad queen of england up in this thread yall

[Hasbinbad]

toad queen of england up in this thread yall
^fat

[JenJen]

come on you can do better than that. at least try and make me laugh. no wonder u cant get laid :(

[Slathar]

fat

[Anger]

Harrison vs. Slathar threads are getting really boring.

You guys need some new material.

"OMG UR FAT!" "NO U!"

[Slathar]

Harrison vs. Slathar threads are getting really boring.

You guys need some new material.

"OMG UR FAT!" "NO U!"

yea but you're a fat nerd

[Harrison]

-run your drunken yap in a bar, drop a few n bombs unwittingly
-get clubbed in the head by a group of black people who heard you, blame it on reverse racism

I was sober watching a red sox game, at the time I didn't have cable and wanted to watch it live as opposed to downloading it later so I went to a sports bar I frequented at the time.

Unlike whatever redneck speck on the map you're from, we actually have a black population and violent crime that isn't spousal abuse. ;)

Gang violence isn't uncommon here, but thankfully it's down in recent years. Cops have finally been doing well putting drug dealers and pieces of shit in jail.

[Anger]

yea but you're a fat nerd

And you were a shitty druid.

What now?

[Hasbinbad]

slathar is a cherlampeter.

[MiRo2]

you missed the most important one:

the guy who lies to the internet about his accomplishments as a combat medic in the united states army

I thought this was put to rest long ago?

[EvilMallet]

eh the us army is populated by low-intelligence, low-achieving, violently racist people mostly

not impressed
Proves that Harrison is in the military, tbh

[Ektar]

once, after I had officially quit and was popping in, when I was in EC trying to buy groupies and hookers someone said I was a washed up has-been (and he was referring to me as Ektar, not irl)

IT REALLY GOT TO ME

[Knuckle]

im a saint no one calls me names

[Piff]

lol.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Freedom Fighter
Terrorist
Anorexic
Hipster
Scenefag
Jerry Cantrell
White Knight
Cancer patient
Faggot
Hippy
Heroin addict
No life
Washed up
Troll

and of course

Lover <3

[Harrison]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_Z_Wk9it3bE/Th0NRNytMXI/AAAAAAAAAGI/707xBBSmGHg/s512/Fatty%252520can%252520run%252521.JPG

Took me 20ish seconds or so to slow it down so I could take a picture, but that's roughly my day to day 1mile run time, warming up.

I continue on anywhere from 4-6 miles depending on how I feel that day.

(Even assuming it didn't take me that long to get the phone out etc. I'd venture a bet that those calling me fat couldn't do anywhere near as well.)

If I really wanted to push myself such as for a PFT score? I can push a 7 minute mile, easily. Your move fatties :cool:

P.S. I'm still 6'1" 200lbs, "fucking huge bros"

[Raren Is Back]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_Z_Wk9it3bE/Th0NRNytMXI/AAAAAAAAAGI/707xBBSmGHg/s512/Fatty%252520can%252520run%252521.JPG

Took me 20ish seconds or so to slow it down so I could take a picture, but that's roughly my day to day 1mile run time, warming up.

I continue on anywhere from 4-6 miles depending on how I feel that day.

(Even assuming it didn't take me that long to get the phone out etc. I'd venture a bet that those calling me fat couldn't do anywhere near as well.)

If I really wanted to push myself such as for a PFT score? I can push a 7 minute mile, easily. Your move fatties :cool:

P.S. I'm still 6'1" 200lbs, "fucking huge bros"

LOL you think running a mile in 7 minutes is fast? LOL wow you are fucking pathetic

[Harrison]

LOL you think running a mile in 7 minutes is fast? LOL wow you are fucking pathetic

Do better. I eagerly await your best.

[Slathar]

since im in a wheelchair i can't compete with that

[Lorastine]

Icebox cunt is my favorite insult, I forget who called me that. :L

[Hasbinbad]

^explains a lot

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

I once had sexual relations with Lorastine much to the lament of Asinine

[Hasbinbad]

I once had sexual relations with Lorastine much to the lament of Asinine
Asinine wanted the cab dick for himself.

[Abacab "The REAL truth"]

Asinine wanted the cab dick for himself.

My sitting bull said no to that cowboy

[Bodeanicus]

Asinine wanted the cab dick for himself.

Cab's a catcher, not a pitcher.

[Drem]

not surprised that i click R&F and at the top there's some thread you started where you (finawin) try to get people to make fun of you so you can brush your superiority complex

on the nameless tavern you lied about how you were just "walking home" when you got "randomly" jumped. you never said anything about being at a sports bar and probably dropping n-bombs because you are a racist fuck whether you're talking about asians or blacks. and you were sober ? hahahahah

go run your 7 minute mile. that was our junior high time for people with shin splints. you're a huge pussy. your moms face has the texture of falafel and she aint about shit. faggot


[URL="http://namelesstavern.net/viewtopic.php?f=29&t=20542"]how bout the appalachian trail ? how'd that g... oh wait[URL]

[Ektar]

harrison is finawin? or is this just like amelinda is rogean is cyrius is raren

[Drem]

finawin=joshua harrison

the man with 0 real life accomplishments except warrior dash (4000th place) and the biggest mouth on the internet

[Drem]

i don't like going out of my way to comment on him but this thread was too much. the amount of ego-stroking is borderline retarded

[Ektar]

ok so harrison is finawin? really don't care about rl names

[Harrison]

Yeah that's me (thought everyone knew that by now?)

Drem is some butthurt crybaby bitch from another forum who is incessantly crying about something. Usually it's about music or videogames and how he's too cool for most of them because they're mainstream.

[Ektar]

idk I haven't been around for a year.

HI FINAWIN

[Harrison]

Hey Ektar :P

[Knuckle]

I've been called:

Master
Saint
Sexy
Lord
King
Gentleman
Brad Pitt


Thats my wall of shame.

[JayDee]

Someone called me a Harrison once. I wept for days

[JayDee]

I've been called:

Master
Saint
Sexy
Lord
King
Gentleman
Brad Pitt


Thats my wall of shame.

You forgot backstabber, thief, loot whore, and paraplegic.

[Knuckle]

You forgot backstabber, thief, loot whore, and paraplegic.

You have me mistaken for someone else

[Phallax]

This thread is way to retarded for this much attention wtf guys.

[JenJen]

how has this thread failed to deliver?

[JenJen]

damn i did it wrong

[JayDee]

You have me mistaken for someone else

Unfounded probably, but tis been said

[Drem]

Yeah that's me (thought everyone knew that by now?)

Drem is some butthurt crybaby bitch from another forum who is incessantly crying about something. Usually it's about music or videogames and how he's too cool for most of them because they're mainstream.

:eek:

[quido]

pretentious fucktard
friendly douche
piece of shit (together with wruli)

that's just from these forums =)

[Ektar]

thnx for sharing good job +rep

[Harrison]

I'm max +rep already, you can have it Ektar.

[Anger]

thnx for sharing good job +rep


Bulgaristan Universiteleri (http://www.egitimbulgaria.com/site/bulgaristan-universiteleri/)

Location: 1

[Ektar]

oh em gee thanks how do I redeem it? clicking on that link?

ok cool! *click*

*BOOM*

[Anger]

oh em gee thanks how do I redeem it? clicking on that link?

ok cool! *click*

*BOOM*

Aaaaaaand boom goes the dynamite.

[Ektar]

lol sorry the imagery was too funny for me to pass this up



http://i824.photobucket.com/albums/zz162/Postorofpictures/guy-confused-computer.gif

[azeth]

ektar is a black dewd

[Harrison]

lmfao that was great ektar

[Anger]

Ektar, your .gifs are part of the reason we are forum pals.

+1

[L1ch]

relevant

[Harrison]

Lulz Sect is mad as fuck he got banned for posting my old address. (L1ch is the moron who made a new account to stalk me with because I keep reminding people he's a cheater at 12 year-old videogames)

[visage]

Lol @ this thread Harrison... It screams... I want to make it okay with myself by announcing the insults I am infact called and ARE. This is my therapy in my life. Because if I can be better than internet gamers.... I too can smile for a second. Harrison your 7 mile run is a joke your still fat dude. I think your lying on that or your diet is very bad... As far as your physical level... I would own you in any physical activity ( as if it really fuckin matters) . To top it off... Your 6'1 200 pound fat ass is gross looking. My body in every proportion is better shaped and toned than yours. I am 6 foot 188 pounds and bench 255 and run a mile in 6:25 easily , but best of all... I don't cut meat for living and brag about it to people... Infact my accomplishments in life out weigh yours which is hard to believe since everything about you says fat.... Your retort might be I cheated... Your damn right I put through the effort it was required to not be a fat thing like you with a pathetic life... Guess that is cheating...

[Truth]

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-_Z_Wk9it3bE/Th0NRNytMXI/AAAAAAAAAGI/707xBBSmGHg/s512/Fatty%252520can%252520run%252521.JPG

Took me 20ish seconds or so to slow it down so I could take a picture, but that's roughly my day to day 1mile run time, warming up.

I continue on anywhere from 4-6 miles depending on how I feel that day.

(Even assuming it didn't take me that long to get the phone out etc. I'd venture a bet that those calling me fat couldn't do anywhere near as well.)

If I really wanted to push myself such as for a PFT score? I can push a 7 minute mile, easily. Your move fatties :cool:

P.S. I'm still 6'1" 200lbs, "fucking huge bros"

Computated BMI 26.4

Overweight = 25–29.9

[Mantel]

No one insults me, because im awesome with an oversized cock.

[fishingme]

the most reoccuring insult i've received was "shouldn't you be having sex with your girlfriend." that guild later booted me out because I missed so many raids

[Hasbinbad]

Whore can't deal with only having one dick
Whore goes out and gets a lot more dick
Whore tries to cut back to one dick again
I escape STDsnatchtrap
Whore is now consistently cheated on now
I'm very comfortable with my current girlfriend.(that thing you don't have which is the source of your incessant misogyny leaking all over the forums)

Fixed for winning score.
ITT: Man calls woman a whore multiple times and then derides others for misogyny.

[Hasbinbad]

can't believe I missed this.. thank u 4 necro

[Hasbinbad]

slathar is a cherlampeter.
omg the lulz necro'd by this thread lolololol
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QiUhLnmL64M
http://tindeck.com/listen/melj

[William Henry Harrison]

IT'S PRINCE ERRYBODY

[fishingme]

harrison is heavier than 200 unless all the pictures i've seen are reaaallly old.

[William Henry Harrison]

275 minimumw=

[Hasbinbad]

each one of his massive thighs weighs 75 or 100 lbs.. Haven't you seen the huge thigh muscles he has, needed to carry his girth? I bet his calves are incredible!

[William Henry Harrison]

his legs can break lesser men

[Harrison]

Rofl BBB is 260 minimum. Calling someone 70ish pounds less than him, fat. L M A O

[William Henry Harrison]

you are not 190 you fucking toilet.

[Harrison]

Fatty is mad!

[George Harrison]

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[William Henry Harrison]

i like that

[William Henry Harrison]

Fatty is mad!

you appear that way

[Hasbinbad]

i like that

[Lazortag]

Here's a list of insults I've received over the internet:

http://i1180.photobucket.com/albums/x413/itsnotrightnotright/hasbinMAD.jpg

[Harrison]

Someone of HBB's size shouldn't Raaaaaaaage so hard. He may have a heart attack

[William Henry Harrison]

going to laugh when one day harrison has a slip up while slicing a pound of provalone and he severs an artery.

would be the best.

[Harrison]

Meat cutters work with cheese? You're a genius. Seriously.

[William Henry Harrison]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

[Harrison]

Keep trying to repeat it until it's true. Hold your breath while doing it. I'll wait.

You quite literally have nothing on me so lies are all you have.

[William Henry Harrison]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

[Harrison]

I would rather collect unemployment based on what I make now than do a job you qualify for like deli clerk. I'd still make more.

[William Henry Harrison]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

[Harrison]

I have you so enraged you can't even type. What will you do when you get banned again, have a stroke?

[William Henry Harrison]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

go on, keep responding

[George Harrison]

smile for me daddy
(uh, what you lookin at?)
I wanna see your grill
(u wanna see my WUT)
ye grill, ye ye ye grill
(whole top's diamond & the bottom rolls gold)

[Harrison F0rd]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

[William Henry Harrison]

you're a deli clerk we've been over this.

i know it's hard to comprehend but please keep with me, sir.

[Harrison]

One person enrages so many people simultaneously simply by telling them the truth. Cheaters at Everquest mad as fuck. Sooo mad, they can't form a proper rebuttal so the lies flow freely.

Easy.

[Sodapop]

=(

young doctor, young warrior, young shaman, young lawyer, young accountant, etc... =(

[bizzum]

Sodapop I dont think you got the memo, but only people with Harrison in there name can post on page 6 of this thread.

There I go ruining it too...

[Sodapop]

A week of rolling eyes and cheap shots from the trife.

[Peatree]

Feachie Lover

[kumassatan]

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[Visual]

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Hate it when people call me that