UFC => Bud Lite

[Duik]

So, the missus loves the ufc. Gets the latest SomeDumFuk VS OtherDumbFuck fight. I do not give two fucks who wins or loses. But whatevs.

Question is the UFC woke/gay/bad cuz major sponsor is Bud Lite?
(A lot of) You guys seem to be worried about this sort of thing. Do I need to worry about catching the woke/gay/bad by being adjacent to the pay per view telecast?
I need what little of my manhood remains.
Please send tell.

P.S I am currently watching a Disney Princess movie (rather not be specific). Am I safe?

[magnetaress]

Naw

Sure. Ur safe. You're just wasting ur time.

Depends too on which princess movie.

OG Belle from beauty n the beast and OG Cinderella r the shiznit. The Elsa lady is ok too. U r def gay if OG Arial. Don't feel that bad about it tho. Cuz it's normie. Now u know my favorite princess movies in order.

[Duik]

Was more worried about da bud lite bit but fanks.
Im happy wiff my manhood looken at kids cartoons/rtl princess shows.

I fink Bud is hedging bets wiff da name.
Bud Lite.
Bud Liter.
Then..
Bud Litest.
At least 10yrs of name "upgrades".
Genius.

[magnetaress]

Hope that Musk buys bud lite soon tbh.

[BigChief]

Dana White, Kid Rock and Trump now support the "trans beer", because they got paid and they have zero convictions.

[Evia]

Yeah the boycott went so hard that BL had to sponsor the most manly thing it could find, UFC.
Then when that didn't work they had Dana go on a sponsorship tour promoting it. When that failed, they somehow got Kid Rock to start endorsing it. When that didn't work they hired comedian Shane Gillis or however you spell it to promote it on Joe Rogan and who knows what else. Recently even Trump started to pledge his support for the brand in a hilarious social media post I guess. It's been pretty entertaining to watch it all unfold...for a minute....but tbh I'm so over hearing about it. Drink it or don't drink it but let's stop talking about it already.

[Duik]

Talkin about bid light alot for someone who dont wanna talk about bud lite.

Bud Lite.

[Ciderpress]

I don't really care about bud lite either, but the ufc is awesome. I used to think it was for dumb chads too, but like many things once I actually watched it and paid attention I ended up loving it.

So many things I was told are bad and stupid and wrong and awful by my obviously-much-better-people-than-me type friends turned out to be great things. Also many of the things they assured me are great things turned out to suck and\or be downright awful. I'm just following patterns here.

[Evia]

Talkin about bid light alot for someone who dont wanna talk about bud lite.
Bud Lite.

Trust me the irony is not lost on me :p
It was fun to follow for a bit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen such a successful boycott in my lifetime. It’s been beat to death tho so I’m over it at this point.

I do feel bad for that trans influencer though. I can only imagine how shitty it’d feel to be the one who tanked a brand and to endure all that backlash. Rough.

[magnetaress]

I'd still drink bud if I need something inexpensive and lowcal. Like it's not terrible.

All this shit about the influencer was just fckn silly tho. She was only like 5% lilith. 95% girls just wanna have fun and didn't get to play with barbies growing up so now just making up for it.

[Duik]

I do feel bad for that trans influencer though. I can only imagine how shitty it’d feel to be the one who tanked a brand and to endure all that backlash. Rough.

Nice.
So this is the one persons fault and not the thousands of snowflakes who didnt like one thing about one advert?
Snowflakes gonna snowflake I spose.

[Evia]

Nice.
So this is the one persons fault and not the thousands of snowflakes who didnt like one thing about one advert?
Snowflakes gonna snowflake I spose.

I see the irony of your comment is lost on you though.

….snowflake ;)

[Botten]

I see the irony of your comment is lost on you though.

….snowflake ;)

Irony indeed

Coors
Light

Pride
Parade
Sunday, June 23, 2024, 9:30 am (https://denverpride.org/parade/)

[Pulgasari]

Irony indeed

Coors
Light

Pride
Parade
Sunday, June 23, 2024, 9:30 am (https://denverpride.org/parade/)

Coors family has a heritage of drunk driving killings I heard it from an old man who used to work at the Budweiser plant.

[magnetaress]

Coors family has a heritage of drunk driving killings I heard it from an old man who used to work at the Budweiser plant.

That is rich white ppl basically.

[Duik]

Every large company has skeletons.
Choosing ya beer based on perfect business practices will leave a man thirsty and sober. But richer.
Look out for "plant based beers" as well. They insidious lil bitches. It's cow based beers for me only!

[Patriam1066]

Bet this guy drinks Fosters

[Duik]

Good job! No wait, fosters is the beer we export you know that word right? Like you (the US and A) export bombs and tanks and guns? Unlike ya tanks and bombs and guns, we dont keep any of that pig swill for local consumption. Maybe a few septic tourists buy it, on special like from the back of the fridge.

3/10

[Pulgasari]

Good job! No wait, fosters is the beer we export you know that word right? Like you (the US and A) export bombs and tanks and guns? Unlike ya tanks and bombs and guns, we dont keep any of that pig swill for local consumption. Maybe a few septic tourists buy it, on special like from the back of the fridge.

3/10

Got me Winnie's and me VB, gonna watch some telly. Footies on!

What's the score? 10 nil. Fuck off.

Straya.

[Patriam1066]

Crikey crocodile Dundee big mad

Ozone layer must be thin again

[Duik]

Just pointing out ya mistakes cobber. I know its hard to know stuff about things.
What wiff all da shootings and daily billionaire grifting going on.

Pulgastric gets it though. Minus the winnies.
Sparkling Wheat Wine is what the discerning alcoholic consumes 'round these parts though.

Tickety Boo old bean.

[Pulgasari]

Just pointing out ya mistakes cobber. I know its hard to know stuff about things.
What wiff all da shootings and daily billionaire grifting going on.

Pulgastric gets it though. Minus the winnies.
Sparkling Wheat Wine is what the discerning alcoholic consumes 'round these parts though.

Tickety Boo old bean.

I got on the goon and busted me plugger. The bird busted me up for the cheek.

[Duik]

I got on the goon and busted me plugger. The bird busted me up for the cheek.

I took my sheila to the bird sanctuary but she weren't impressed. She said she's seen a cockatoo before. And me favourite ones are the big black ones.

Crikey cobber ive not heard the term plugger for yonks. Known as fongs, flipflops or beachcombers from whence I hail.

[magnetaress]

A bunch of crows decided to eat our camfor trees little berries.

[Duik]

I woulda murdered em

[magnetaress]

I like crows I would want them to feast on my corpse as a death right. I'm anti burial.

[Toxigen]

i like vitamin BL

[Evia]

Add Joe Rogan and Kid Rock to the bud light payroll rofl. What an advertisement! I wonder how big of a check they both got for that little skit.

[Duik]

The All ighty ollar!
The world is a poorly folded Mad magazine.

[Evia]

Duik, does it bother you that your wife is more masculine than you?

[Patriam1066]

i like vitamin BL

Shiner for “trash beer” around these parts

Big fan of 512’s Pecan Porter. Pretty much anything st. Arnold (Houston brewery)

[Duik]

Yes.

[Evia]

I stumbled upon this IPA called "Voodoo Ranger" and its pretty good. I'd recommend it. Its by New Belgium iirc.

[magnetaress]

Hipsters drink special beers.

Real Vikings brew their own or drink their friends beers.

[Pulgasari]

I stumbled upon this IPA called "Voodoo Ranger" and its pretty good. I'd recommend it. Its by New Belgium iirc.

Ushanka on the green label will get you buck.

[Ekco]

Shiner for “trash beer” around these parts


Shiner is the best cheap beer ever.
wyZ1gBKmfGA

[Toxigen]

Shiner is the best cheap beer ever.
wyZ1gBKmfGA

back in college when i was 18/19/20 we used to go to this pizza place that would serve us pitchers of shiner bock...never asked for ID

ah, the good ole days

[Duik]

When i was 18 my mates took me to a fancy cinema/licenced restaurant.
We saw some arthouse crap movie with titties and subtitles and hit the bar. After i took a long swig of draught brew my friend tells the bartender "Hey mate, ya know this guys a minor" Bartender deadpan face says "I dont give a fuck what he does for a living". Fucken gold.

[BigChief]

Shiner is the best cheap beer ever.
wyZ1gBKmfGA

Any beer is good in a glass in the snowy woods.

[Pulgasari]

Ma'am Davison is ready to rumble (https://youtu.be/CQ7viba__9k?si=vlPsrhrh1NHnLGKD)

Girl fight!

[Knuckle]

So, the missus loves the ufc. Gets the latest SomeDumFuk VS OtherDumbFuck fight. I do not give two fucks who wins or loses. But whatevs.

Question is the UFC woke/gay/bad cuz major sponsor is Bud Lite?
(A lot of) You guys seem to be worried about this sort of thing. Do I need to worry about catching the woke/gay/bad by being adjacent to the pay per view telecast?
I need what little of my manhood remains.
Please send tell.

P.S I am currently watching a Disney Princess movie (rather not be specific). Am I safe?

Dont worry a big half melted orange candle loves the UFC, you can feel safe now.

[Duik]

Hello Johnny.
That boat left some time ago.
Also, lookup sarcasm. It's a word in the dictionary. It'll help here.
Also also, oh great oracle, the missus calls me a lit orange candle in the cradle!
I get smaller as time goes by. Badum Tish.

[magnetaress]

Arguing politics here with everyone felt safer than being force fed news.google.com 's feed. Stream.

At least here it felt like people gave a shit. Even if they came from opposing sides.

[Pulgasari]

Arguing politics here with everyone felt safer than being force fed news.google.com 's feed. Stream.

At least here it felt like people gave a shit. Even if they came from opposing sides.

I encountered the term "recreational divorce" on the computer today.

Probably enough computer for today.