Where is Kate?

[Pulgasari]

Oh, nevermind.

https://i.imgur.com/Nw0DciD.png

[Trexller]

yeah its fuckin weird that they couldn't get 1 single legit photo of that woman

doesn't pass the smell test

[Pulgasari]

At least the Sussexes are being deported.

They hanged Lord Haw-Haw for less. 😂

[Trexller]

so is kate dead then?

i mean if the public is like, so uhh where's kate? and you release a heavily altered photo as "proof" that she's okay and everyone finds out the trickery

then uhh, that lady is dead, right?

[Pulgasari]

so is kate dead then?

i mean if the public is like, so uhh where's kate? and you release a heavily altered photo as "proof" that she's okay and everyone finds out the trickery

then uhh, that lady is dead, right?

I think someone nicked her bowel and not in the traditional British sense.

She leakin' 💩

[Trexller]

it's gotta be worse then that,

these people have the resources of an entire first-world nation at their disposal, and for whatever reason, they can't manage a staged photo OP?

even if someone has to wipe her ass every 2 minutes? they could still snap a picture, if she was conscious and ambulatory.

They kept that corpse of a queen walkin' and talkin' for decades longer than nature intended

but for some reason, they can't manage a photo OP

so she has to be dead or otherwise incapacitated.

[Swish]

Rumour has it Prince William has had an affair with some horseface lady and there's more to it than just abdominal surgery recovery.

[Swish]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/prince-william-and-catherine-duchess-of-cambridge-are-news-photo-1710855395.jpg

https://cdn01.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2024/03/rose-hanbury-responds.jpg

I know who I'd pick.

[Pulgasari]

it's gotta be worse then that,

these people have the resources of an entire first-world nation at their disposal, and for whatever reason, they can't manage a staged photo OP?

even if someone has to wipe her ass every 2 minutes? they could still snap a picture, if she was conscious and ambulatory.

They kept that corpse of a queen walkin' and talkin' for decades longer than nature intended

but for some reason, they can't manage a photo OP

so she has to be dead or otherwise incapacitated.

Supposedly she'll "return to duties after Easter".

Excuse me? What the hell do these people do anyway?

That's the 31st

[Trexller]

Rumour has it Prince William has had an affair with some horseface lady and there's more to it than just abdominal surgery recovery.

classic british prince

so next we should be expecting a tragic car accident in a location conveniently devoid of press cameras?

[Swish]

Supposedly she'll "return to duties after Easter".

Excuse me? What the hell do these people do anyway?

That's the 31st

Charity and community work...opening bridges/schools/whatever. It's an easy life.

If thousands of Americans/etc didn't descend on Buckingham Palace every year you might say they're not worth paying for.

[Trexller]

Supposedly she'll "return to duties after Easter".

Excuse me? What the hell do these people do anyway?

i think they are like mascots for england

[Pulgasari]

classic british prince

so next we should be expecting a tragic car accident in a location conveniently devoid of press cameras?

Camilla was no looker either but less ghastly than Charles in his prime

[Swish]

classic british prince

so next we should be expecting a tragic car accident in a location conveniently devoid of press cameras?

I don't think they'd get away with something so public twice.

[Trexller]

I don't think they'd get away with something so public twice.

how do you think they'll get rid of the buyer's remorse princess this time?

[Swish]

how do you think they'll get rid of the buyer's remorse princess this time?

One of dozens of ways you could never prove outright it was murder. I don't think it'll happen though.

[Pulgasari]

Charity and community work...opening bridges/schools/whatever. It's an easy life.

If thousands of Americans/etc didn't descend on Buckingham Palace every year you might say they're not worth paying for.

Reminds me of how they convince us building sports stadiums for billionaires will bring in economic activity and the locals get stuck with the bill.

[Trexller]

Reminds me of how they convince us building sports stadiums for billionaires will bring in economic activity and the locals get stuck with the bill.

hey you're good just as long as you don't host the olympics

[Swish]

Reminds me of how they convince us building sports stadiums for billionaires will bring in economic activity and the locals get stuck with the bill.

Is there a specific instance you're thinking of? Most English cities certainly don't need more sporting venues.

...and yeah I don't think anyone rushes to host the Olympics anymore lol

[Patriam1066]

https://hips.hearstapps.com/hmg-prod/images/prince-william-and-catherine-duchess-of-cambridge-are-news-photo-1710855395.jpg

https://cdn01.justjared.com/wp-content/uploads/headlines/2024/03/rose-hanbury-responds.jpg

I know who I'd pick.

Kate was pretty mediocre but definitely not ugly. If this other lady is his mistress, she better have no gag reflex or something otherwise he’s an idiot

[Rimitto]

They're kinda both ugly. He should just go get a stripper instead.

[magnetaress]

Thread is sexist.

None of you are concerned about Kates wellbeing?

[Trexller]

Thread is sexist.

None of you are concerned about Kates wellbeing?

no not really, if she's alive then she'll be fine, she has access to the best healthcare on the planet

british royal conspiracy is much more interesting, and let's be honest it is par for the course

and yeah the brits aren't exactly known for producing supermodels, this is why it's so important to support a free and independent Ukraine.

East europe is where all the pretty girls come from

[Swish]

They're kinda both ugly. He should just go get a stripper instead.

I think she's glowing for 42. The Prince did well. Harry on the other hand went for looks and no brains and look how that turned out.

[Trexller]

Harry on the other hand went for looks and no brains

im pretty sure he was just goin for no brains because markle ain't no looker

imo harry got pissed at the family and said fuck this, ima go scrape some american trailer trash

instead of "classically beautiful" as royalty should be, markle is only skank-hot

[Ciderpress]

Markle has "I look cross-eyed somehow even though I'm not" face.

The whole racism angle from her was weird to me cause I genuinely, completely, fully thought she was just a white brunette chick until I was informed she's rosa parks 2.0

[Trexller]

racism doesn't exist in 2024 outside of the perpetually enraged echo chambers who believe that words are violence and microaggressions are acts of warfare

markle is caucasian enough that she can't legitimately play the race card

her PR team just jumped on the concept because 110% of british people were pissed that harry married a brown girl

this is a massive violation of tradition, as harry and megan are not cousins

[Ciderpress]

Even if she could, I think she's prob doin better than my uncle jethro beergut living down in some trailerpark hellzone.

Modern politics is so insipidly stupid I'm kinda glad this forum banned it. Maybe that's why they did!

[Trexller]

Politics isn't banned, being a complete asshat is banned.

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[Pulgasari]

https://i.imgur.com/Phz0oO7.png

[magnetaress]

https://i.imgur.com/Phz0oO7.png

Sometimes I really don't get your autism and that makes me feel good about myself.

This isn't meant to be disparaging. Butt for someone who probably needs directness you are very indirect to a neurotypical (sort of).

G-d bless and I platonically love you (no sarcasm).

[Iron Chob]

If the British royals had any vision, they would see the tide of democracy is going out and the tide of authoritarianism is coming in....

Emperors rule empires.

[Swish]

If the military chose a strong royal uprising things could certainly get spicy.

[Botten]

https://people.com/kate-middleton-cancer-diagnosis-full-recap-8619315

[Swish]

https://people.com/kate-middleton-cancer-diagnosis-full-recap-8619315

She's probably got the best cancer beating docs in the world behind her, I hope she makes it.

[Pulgasari]

Royal barristers send legal notice to Stephen Colbert over affair joke (https://nypost.com/2024/03/22/entertainment/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-over-prince-william-affair-joke-report/)

Why bad food island no have freeze peach?

[Swish]

RIP comedy, satire used to be great but even in the UK it's not so easy anymore.

[Trexller]

RIP comedy, satire used to be great but even in the UK it's not so easy anymore.

https://media-cldnry.s-nbcnews.com/image/upload/t_fit-1240w,f_auto,q_auto:best/newscms/2020_44/3423494/201027-one-time-use-v-for-vendetta-ew-656p.jpg

[Botten]

Royal barristers send legal notice to Stephen Colbert over affair joke (https://nypost.com/2024/03/22/entertainment/rose-hanbury-sends-legal-notice-to-stephen-colbert-over-prince-william-affair-joke-report/)

Why bad food island no have freeze peach?

Legal Expert Says Rose Hanbury Doesn’t Have a ‘Good Case’ Against Stephen Colbert (Exclusive) (https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/does-rose-hanbury-have-case-over-stephen-colberts-william-joke/)

[Ciderpress]

RIP comedy, satire used to be great but even in the UK it's not so easy anymore.

A sad trend stemming from this is the promotion of the occasional idgaf comedian, whose jokes are not actually very funny, but are appealing cause he's breakin' the rules, man! It's a fine line to walk. Matt rife is not funny at all to me, but shane gillis is hilarious, yet they're both considered rebels or something.

[Swish]

Legal Expert Says Rose Hanbury Doesn’t Have a ‘Good Case’ Against Stephen Colbert (Exclusive) (https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/does-rose-hanbury-have-case-over-stephen-colberts-william-joke/)

It's about 1% strength of the shit Camilla used to get from The Sun newspaper throughout the mid-90s and she never sued.

One day Camilla was attending an event and eating a sausage roll, and The Sun was bitching about her appearance, using unflattering photos etc and she just (publicly at least) ignored it all, as well as having a lot of heat vs the public and Princess Diana.

[Pulgasari]

I Hope You All Feel Terrible Now (https://www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archive/2024/03/kate-middleton-cancer-announcement/677863/)

Now where did I leave the branks...

[Duik]

At least the British Royals arent inbreeding any longer.

Harry knew he had zero chance of living a (useful and fulfilling) princes life so he went trailer park skank. Maybe he actually likes her. Who cares.
Kates ovaries woulda been probed and proded for efficiency. 100%. Cancer is difficult to predict.
She may live. She may die. God may want her more. Eulogies are for and by the living.

[Patriam1066]

If the military chose a strong royal uprising things could certainly get spicy.

The “heir” to the Iranian throne is not a smart guy but if he called for a royalist overthrow of the mullahs I’d certainly do my best to see him crowned in Ctesiphon (and the old lands restored)

Similarly, my hatred for Ireland is so strong if a British royal called for Ireland to be taken back I might join you lads in crushing the papists who sat out the fights against Hitler and Stalin

[Pulgasari]

The “heir” to the Iranian throne is not a smart guy but if he called for a royalist overthrow of the mullahs I’d certainly do my best to see him crowned in Ctesiphon (and the old lands restored)

Similarly, my hatred for Ireland is so strong if a British royal called for Ireland to be taken back I might join you lads in crushing the papists who sat out the fights against Hitler and Stalin

If you're restoring Legitimists, why not the House of Stuart? :o

[Duik]

@PatrihamIAm, I can feel the anger growing within you young one.

Persia is just in games, rugs (flying carpets) and old books. Same as an ottoman is just a lounge.

Relaxing is certainly an option but seething anger also works.

The yanks only came in on WWII when the nippon performed an aerial knock and run with flaming pooh parcel on nannas porch. Then they used chinas "favourite" neighbour as a science experiment.

[Pulgasari]

If you're restoring Legitimists, why not the House of Stuart? :o

https://i.imgflip.com/8l21z1.jpg

[Patriam1066]

@PatrihamIAm, I can feel the anger growing within you young one.

Persia is just in games, rugs (flying carpets) and old books. Same as an ottoman is just a lounge.

Relaxing is certainly an option but seething anger also works.

The yanks only came in on WWII when the nippon performed an aerial knock and run with flaming pooh parcel on nannas porch. Then they used chinas "favourite" neighbour as a science experiment.

The isolationists in the US resisted joining WW2 because they didn’t believe in the French or British empires and suspected American involvement would help bolster those enterprises. If you recall from your history books, america had a century of the “good neighbor” policy where it explicitly told empires to fuck off from the western hemisphere. It felt the same about the rest of the world but didn’t have good options. We even got dragged into Vietnam by Charles de Gaulle

Sadly, no one knows these things anymore

[Patriam1066]

If you're restoring Legitimists, why not the House of Stuart? :o

I think Swish or Jimjam should be made king of England

[Swish]

I think Swish or Jimjam should be made king of England

Sounds like an easy job to me. Just engage in charitable shit and look busy lol

[Pulgasari]

The current heir of James was put in a Nazi death camp (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Franz_von_Bayern#Birth,_exile,_captivity,_and_educ ation)

[Duik]

The isolationists in the US resisted joining WW2 because they didn’t believe in the French or British empires and suspected American involvement would help bolster those enterprises. If you recall from your history books, america had a century of the “good neighbor” policy where it explicitly told empires to fuck off from the western hemisphere. It felt the same about the rest of the world but didn’t have good options. We even got dragged into Vietnam by Charles de Gaulle

Sadly, no one knows these things anymore

So Japan didnt drop a flaming pooh parcel on the doorstep? Or they did but that wasnt the reason they joined?

Or was it that the need to prove ones bigness by dropping the mother of all bombs on what was (arguably) a beaten opponent just to prove superiority? And data...

Data from the twin bombs was invaluable in creating and prolonging the cold war. Physical and measurable evidence of the power of da bomb.

Also. A Flaming pooh parcel was what convinced the yanks into a war they didnt want.
Ha. Pooh parcel.

[Homesteaded]

A sad trend stemming from this is the promotion of the occasional idgaf comedian, whose jokes are not actually very funny, but are appealing cause he's breakin' the rules, man! It's a fine line to walk. Matt rife is not funny at all to me, but shane gillis is hilarious, yet they're both considered rebels or something.

Couldn't agree more. Rife just doesn't seem genuine, feels like an act where Gillis comes off more true to self.

[magnetaress]

Kate zugged too hard and just needed a break from zugging.

[Patriam1066]

So Japan didnt drop a flaming pooh parcel on the doorstep? Or they did but that wasnt the reason they joined?

Or was it that the need to prove ones bigness by dropping the mother of all bombs on what was (arguably) a beaten opponent just to prove superiority? And data...

Data from the twin bombs was invaluable in creating and prolonging the cold war. Physical and measurable evidence of the power of da bomb.

Also. A Flaming pooh parcel was what convinced the yanks into a war they didnt want.
Ha. Pooh parcel.

Oh we definitely flexed on the Japanese after they made the last mistake anyone ever makes, attacking the US (we killed 1 million Iraqis and achieved the highest K/D ratio in human history), but we resisted joining the war prior to that because the British and French empires were evil. Less evil than Japan and Germany, sure, but that wasn’t obvious at the time to an American observer asking why farm boys in Iowa should die so that Britain could hold Singapore and Bombay

[Patriam1066]

Sounds like an easy job to me. Just engage in charitable shit and look busy lol

Yeah and don’t be a sadistic pedophile, see, you already cleared the interview and aren’t as bad as Andrew

Go to 10 Downing and ask Raita Sunak or whatever his name is to hand you the royal scepter and kick the Windsors to the curb

[Patriam1066]

Couldn't agree more. Rife just doesn't seem genuine, feels like an act where Gillis comes off more true to self.

No idea who Matt rife is but Shane Gillis is hilarious. He’s the first funny white comedian since Ricky Gervais

I guess the bald guy from Boston married to the black lady is also occasionally funny, but I enjoyed him more in the mandalorian than I did his standup

[Pulgasari]

No idea who Matt rife is but Shane Gillis is hilarious. He’s the first funny white comedian since Ricky Gervais

I guess the bald guy from Boston married to the black lady is also occasionally funny, but I enjoyed him more in the mandalorian than I did his standup

Re: Bill Burr - Breaking is too common now. Be funny on your own, don't try to trick me by laughing at your own jokes.

[Ekco]

No idea who Matt rife is but Shane Gillis is hilarious.

Netflix picked up Shane Gillis & Team's show "Tires" should be pretty gud, same people who do Gilly and keeves sketch comedy with him on youtube.

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