Best and easiest way to become rich af online?

[SorenVC]

Since you nerds are probably rich in-game maybe one of you knows how to become a multi-millionaire irl? What's the best and easiest way to get rich on the internet without much time wasted? Is it: creating a website, dropshipping, copywriting, buying crypto, logo design or what else?

[Duik]

Kidnapping + ransom.
Standover man.
Hired gun in a school (very busy).
Grifter.
Fitness Infuencer with a smokin' hot bod.
Preacher/Televangelist.
Marry a Prince/Princess.
Survivor TV winner.
Sell Red Shoes/Gold Bibles.

Endless possibilities.
Lesson ends.

[Pulgasari]

Tell lies about famous people on the computer.

Misrepresent your enemies!

Your friends will pay top dollar to hear comfortable untruths about the opposition.

[magnetaress]

Write about ardvarks on ardvark day, Anti or Pro don't matter.

[Evia]

Buy real estate and watch the value triple or quadruple in price in 3-10 years, sell and repeat, or cash out and live a simple life. Avoid cities where random people can just break into your houses and steal them though.

[Pulgasari]

Political rapper beefs are the name of the game.

[Castle2.0]

Buy Bitcoin, hold for a minimum of 4 years. Easy.

[Swish]

Buy low sell high init

[Ciderpress]

There's no easy answer because it could literally be almost anything.

There are multiple people on youtube who make millions of dollars by just opening and smelling\tasting old canned goods. There is not any kind of technique or method to this madness, which is why it is a bubble that will eventually burst. If everybody's famous, nobody is.

[Pulgasari]

Get into nerd slapfights with other influencers and challenge them to a debate.

[Duik]

Using the L.I.S.P language debait (in list format) the theories of Mathematics.

Your time starts now.

[SorenVC]

Instructions unclear, invested all my savings into alt-coin crypto.

[Toxigen]

sell your bathwater

[Botten]

- You could sell blood and semen (not mixed together,separate).

- Drive an ambulance taxi. It looks exactly like a regular ambulance, but they charge you $100-$300. This is, by far, one of the fastest way to travel during traffic jams (They do this in Russia; could be illegal here).

- Sign up as a professional mourner at funerals apply here: -> https://www.jobmonkey.com/uniquejobs4/professional-mourner/

- Selling Body Ad Space

- Sell people boxes of soil from their native country for them to sprinkle on others grave when they die. (May need to do some searching but soil can be gathered during your mourning funeral job.)

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[Pulgasari]

- You could sell blood and semen (not mixed together,separate).

- Sell people boxes of soil from their native country for them to sprinkle on others grave when they die. (May need to do some searching but soil can be gathered during your mourning funeral job.)

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Well shit I guess vampires are real, then.

Don't like you.

[WarpathEQ]

Butthole Timeshares...mark my words this industry is going to explode!

[GinnasP99]

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[Mugi]

1) Have rich parents.
2) Have genes that translate into good looks, smarts or both.

Failing to achieve 1 or 2 due to real life random number generator, you should just give up your richness dreams and just try to contribute to society and hope you will receive enough payment for living costs adequate to your set standards.

[SorenVC]

So hear me out, do you know what the darknet is?
If yes, then you have the answer; if no, then look it up

I downloaded Tor once and then I gave up because I realized I did not need to watch child porn or whatever people do on the darkweb. :D
My conscience is as white as a sheeple. Bääähh.

[Rimitto]

farm AC irl

[l2v9s1]

Running social media accounts like you're already wealthy (when you're actually not), and then sell your knowledge on how to achieve such success for real money.

[l2v9s1]

Yes! It seems to me that there is growing dissatisfaction with life worldwide, and therefore the number of people looking for easy ways to improve their lives is increasing.

[Trexller]

Yes! It seems to me that there is growing dissatisfaction with life worldwide, and therefore the number of people looking for easy ways to improve their lives is increasing.

hmm...

if I could just figure out how to monetize human misery, then I would have a real vested financial interest in making the entire world completely suck for everyone...

im totally 100% sure that nobody could be that souless, cruel, insidious and straight up evil....

right?

https://blog.logomyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/meta-logo.jpg

[Swish]

hmm...

if I could just figure out how to monetize human misery, then I would have a real vested financial interest in making the entire world completely suck for everyone...

im totally 100% sure that nobody could be that souless, cruel, insidious and straight up evil....

right?

https://blog.logomyway.com/wp-content/uploads/2021/11/meta-logo.jpg

Imagine making it that way, then jamming as many ads in as possible to make it worse.

[Trexller]

Lol the ads are part of making the world suck.

Synergy and vertical integration in it's purest form.

Get ppl pissed, show them content that makes them feel better, then ad content which pisses them off, and they will further engage the platform to make themselves feel better.

Im actually not joking here, this is one of 1000 things big tech employs to drive eyeballs to ads

[Trexller]

Actually, it's very strange to me how ads work in general. They are soooooo annoying, yet big companies still use them. It's like a paradox

you're not that good yet, bot

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[Trexller]

Damn, I got roasted, but I'll only forfeit if you bench more than me

I'll just scorch the sky to deprive you of electricity, without an energy source as abundant as the sun, you'll need to find an alternative bio-battery