UFO (bull$#!T) whistleblow on Saturday.

[shovelquest]

IMO it's going to be a total let down. But--

https://i.imgur.com/TGPwgVC.png

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[Reiwa]

I thought we agreed last time the aliens are demons?

[shovelquest]

Ill take my chances that they are if they turn out to be real.

Option one: trust a fucking alien.

Option two: die in like 20 years naturally and maybe not burn in hell for eternity.

I'll go with option two.

[Ekco]

just a grift, retired military people been trolling people about UFOs for money since the art bell radio show days

The average base salary for a retired Air Force officer is around $81,000 per year

[Swish]

So he kept it quiet til now then went straight to the media? lmao

[shovelquest]

The hype is, this guy has been unwilling to come forward for a while, and a lot of the last year the big Alien influencers have been like, "bla bla this bla bla that if only I could tell you" and apparently this is the guy they were talking about.

They all are pretty hyped up about this, but this wouldn't be the first time I've seen each one of them hyped up about something that made them look like complete fools. So I'm sure this will be that too. But I'm still gonna hope that project blue beam starts tommorow.

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[Swish]

Sounds like the makings of a great History channel show I can watch 500 times in the next decade.

[Ekco]

only people who believe in sky daddy believe in little green men that come from outer space with the motivation to anally probe people and mutilate cows for some reason while also staying hidden just out view from the rest of us skeptics going on 70 years now.

luckily from them and me for that matter, the speed of light appears to be hardcoded like a mother fucker on the server box so the threat of actual ayylamos that would 100% behave like races from Masters of Orion doesn't appear to be in the cards

https://biobreak.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/genocide.jpg

but also, buy grifter's books. fuck trees.

[Reiwa]

only people who believe in sky daddy believe in little green men that come from outer space with the motivation to anally probe people and mutilate cows for some reason while also staying hidden just out view from the rest of us skeptics going on 70 years now.

luckily from them and me for that matter, the speed of light appears to be hardcoded like a mother fucker on the server box so the threat of actual ayylamos that would 100% behave like races from Masters of Orion doesn't appear to be in the cards

https://biobreak.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/genocide.jpg

but also, buy grifter's books. fuck trees.

That doesn't rule out intruders from the outer planes.

[shovelquest]

Alister Crowley's picture of a demon that he would convene with.

https://i.imgur.com/1Vkovx5.pnghttps://i.imgur.com/ilJzUez.png
https://i.imgur.com/pwKQBER.png

[shovelquest]

9pm EST tonight!!!

https://i.imgur.com/lnb0psR.gif

[Ekco]

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[shovelquest]

LMAO I told my friend, just wait till christmas and when we come back not one person will be talking about them.

Nailed it.

Im a pro at this shit. (Just a shcizo that is self aware.)

[Ekco]

(Just a shcizo that is self aware.)

being actual crazy is fun, you build up a immunity, ive only had two breaks with reality and both were drug induced, my trips are fun though i go on bi polar adventures and max out credit cards.

https://i.imgur.com/39X4sAk.png

[shovelquest]

Someone said I was crazy, then they went to a big church where they sang songs about a magic man who built the universe.

[shovelquest]

30 Minuets to midnight!

https://i.imgur.com/dEqu4B0.png

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[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Because of the size of the universe, it would require a combination of immortality and traveling beyond the speed of light to come here

Any being able to do that would be Godlike. And a Godlike being is not going to fuck up and oopsie crash it’s ship or hover it where birds are flying into it and people are taking pictures

That’s always been my opinion anywho

[shovelquest]

15 minuets!

https://i.imgur.com/sGwFnBX.png

[shovelquest]

Because of the size of the universe, it would require a combination of immortality and traveling beyond the speed of light to come here

Any being able to do that would be Godlike. And a Godlike being is not going to fuck up and oopsie crash it’s ship or hover it where birds are flying into it and people are taking pictures

That’s always been my opinion anywho

Yeah, chances are we're gonna die out here.

https://i.imgur.com/LtP1Rrx.png

[shovelquest]

https://i.imgur.com/uu7eUny.gif

[shovelquest]

lol commercial breaks.. they got me again!

https://i.imgur.com/1zEQP7X.gif

[shovelquest]

My guess on the video they are waiting to show us...

"well, that's either a kite, or a ufo."

[NopeNopeNopeNope]

Yeah, chances are we're gonna die out here.


I always figured we would be less than ants to a being capable of reaching us. So it would be like an entomologist is studying ants and realized he’s standing on the nest and getting bitten. And he’s like “oh my gawd, this is unexpected. What do I do?” And stands there until he dies

It’s like no one qualified to become an entomologist is going to be that stupid about what they are studying

[shovelquest]

purported UFO:

https://i.imgur.com/uLhygkD.gif

[shovelquest]

"psychically linking to ships summoning them and communicating with them. Somehow psychically, telepathically connect."

Government handbook on UFO's:

https://i.imgur.com/ewqOUap.png

[Reiwa]

Did it turn out to be nothing, again? :o

[shovelquest]

News Nation: Whistleblower, will you tell us what you saw?"

Whistleblower:

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[Ekco]

actual ayylmao news

https://arstechnica.com/science/2025/01/fast-radio-burst-in-long-dead-galaxy-puzzles-astronomers/

[shovelquest]

I hope it's a mother ship coming to fight us that only the people who faked the moon landing and nasa pictures have been able to communicate with.

[shovelquest]

Update: The UFO bs in the OP has led to a 4chan UFO whistleblower disclosing egg ufo's and information about the pilots and the race's of aliens that are about to destroy us all.

https://i.imgur.com/Y3JWWEq.gif

He says that his job is literally to disseminate the UFO pictures as soft disclosure, and that imminently there will be more and more and it will all be revealed.

He says that could be as early as the 27th that we get disclosure. (this is just 4chan so just try to have fun with it until the 28th with me).

He says the aliens that fly the eggs, are our benefactors. Their role is to help humanity, they are rooting for us, and they want us to succeed as a species.

The "creators" as he calls them, are our creators. They are Assholes that created us to serve them as some kind of slave but idk what we do now that I say that part out loud.

And the 3rd aliens are the greys, which are servants of the creators.

The benefactors are the tall whites.

Now this is 4chan, of course the tall whites are our benefactors, and trying to free us from the evil "creators"... that's some real "my heart goes out to you" kind of aliens right there if you catch my drift.

Anywho... The benefactors, or the creators, or, idk who the f... have decided that humanity is no good, and in april they are going to reset the clock. The end of the world begins then.

According to this 4channer.

Anyway, that's the latest on this one!~

If you want to listen to an audio recording of one of the tall whites, here it is. https://odysee.com/@MadMaxMedia:1/The-global-Truman-Show-deception-is-about-to-get-really-weird-in-2025:c

[Trexller]

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[shovelquest]

Love why files! This belongs in the good youtube channels thread 👀