Bard Sky Horn

[Mendo]

WTB: Bard Sky Horn MQ

[Mendo]

300 people looked at this post and no one has one for sale?

[Mendo]

785 views and not one of you have a horn for sale? I'm offering some nice platinum pieces for this thing.

[Mendo]

1500 views and not one person has one for sale?

Also... Why are you viewing this post if you don't have one for sale?

[WarpathEQ]

I view it for the comedy of your bumps. Pretty sure any guild that has a sky day has a long waiting list of bards that would love to get their hands on this which is why afaik one has never sold in server history. For years there has only been WTB posts, best case scenario 1 sold back in 2022

[Mendo]

Almost 2k views. Someone neeeds to bid some DKP on this to get some sweet platinum pieces to buy their girlfriend something pretty!

[Mendo]

3,000 views. Let me toot my own horn

[Mendo]

I'm still trying to buy this. I can pay your Fear tracker in Copper if you'd prefer that over platinum pieces.

[Mendo]

50% bonus loot! Someone loot one? I'll pay more than Dashiva is.

[Dashiva]

I'll match his price and pay even more. Pst

[Mendo]

50k for the Horn

[Mendo]

Guess what...

I'm still looking to buy this fine item.

[Mendo]

They tell me the server is dead. I don't believe you, lets prove them wrong and get a bard horn MQ sale done!

[astuce999]

I was never able to acquire this on blue even after years of weekly posky raids.

I was never able to acquire this on green due to PTSD from raiding sky on blue.

I have had this wonderful primary instrument through a MQ purchase on a different server for several weeks now, and it's amazing.

godspeed!

Astuce

[Mendo]

This is proof that we need to merge blue and green and create a new green 2.0. The question is: What color will our new server be?

[Mendo]

I went to sky today in hopes of making a small fortune. I heard there is a fella buying a bard horn so I went with some friends to kill the mighty Noble of Island 1.5 in the plane of Sky. We killed him quick and he must have known I was coming, he hid the horn before we could reach him. All we could get from his body on this night was a pair of shiny golden legs and a heavy shiny golden breastplate. We'll have to be sneakier and quicker next time.

[Mendo]

After a week of strategizing the best way to sneak up on this Noble to steal his horn, my friends and I went back up to the plane of sky and attacked him in silence. He must have some good spies because once again he knew we were coming and he hid his horn before we got there.

By the way. I'm still buying a Bard Sky horn MQ.

[Mendo]

Long story short: We killed him again today, no horn. Still WTB Bard horn MQ.

[Mendo]

Does anyone even read this? Another week and our friend the Noble still has his horn hidden from us.