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shovelquest
03-14-2025, 01:41 AM
is this parabola or is this a little tiny tictac uap?

https://mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/787528/

https://i.imgur.com/2y7oOeu.png

https://i.imgur.com/SgbbHOk.png

https://i.imgur.com/HXRP878.png

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Trexller
03-14-2025, 01:43 AM
based on the shadows you can see that the sun is almost directly above, and the outlined shape is clearly not touching the ground

is it hovering?

it's definitely not a rock

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 01:46 AM
"Hey look a drone what ru doing here?"
"Hey look a drone what ru doing here?"

https://i.imgur.com/RUTnSAX.png

Reiwa
03-14-2025, 01:51 AM
You might be thinking of pareidolia. Can I help?

https://res.cloudinary.com/sagacity/image/upload/c_crop,h_1645,w_3000,x_0,y_200/c_limit,dpr_auto,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80,w_1080/0822_SM_Clippy_erotic_acslsb.png

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 01:53 AM
This picture shows the same area but from a different position, its not high rez enough to zoom in to see if it's still there.. I wonder if nasa has higher rez images on its servers.

Certainly looks cool! Yeah the shadow totally does seem to not make it seem as if it's attached to anything behind.

https://mars.nasa.gov/raw_images/786860/

https://i.imgur.com/u3XthyP.png

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 01:53 AM
You might be thinking of pareidolia. Can I help?

https://res.cloudinary.com/sagacity/image/upload/c_crop,h_1645,w_3000,x_0,y_200/c_limit,dpr_auto,f_auto,fl_lossy,q_80,w_1080/0822_SM_Clippy_erotic_acslsb.png

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shovelquest
03-14-2025, 01:59 AM
what?? lmao consider me fooled.

https://www.gigapan.com/embeds/NPerz0g6Gnw/

Reiwa
03-14-2025, 02:19 AM
M-A-R-S that spells blood moon!

Go outside. You don't have to touch grass just look up.

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 03:56 PM
1 year ago suggesting UFOs can scale, that'd explain why this tictac ufo is so tiny in this pic!

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shovelquest
03-14-2025, 04:01 PM
Also the 3Body problem predictive programming set us up to be aware of this technology.

Timecode for your convenience (1:20): https://youtu.be/caxiX38DK68?t=83

"You can't build a computer that small."

A sophon (Chinese: 智子) is a sentient proton-sized supercomputer from The Three-Body Problem that is sent by the Trisolarans to halt the Humans' scientific progress on Earth. It's capable of causing strange phenomena—such as inscribing flashing words and countdowns on the retinas of elite scientists.

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Ekco
03-14-2025, 05:05 PM
paraebola? i love that tool song.

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 05:07 PM
paraebola? i love that tool song.

https://www.reddit.com/r/ToolBand/comments/1beadx4/mjk_is_an_alien_from_the_future_a_40_something/

shovelquest
03-14-2025, 05:27 PM
https://i.imgur.com/1iXuzA9.jpeg

shovelquest
03-15-2025, 03:00 PM
No debunks yet, just, "its a rock, idiot!" astroturfing...

I think this one is essentially confirmed.

Fuckn' a! THank's NASA!

Tictac UAPs are real.

This is bigger than any of the smoking guns the major UFO people have given us in the last 5 years.

shovelquest
03-15-2025, 03:08 PM
Do any rocks appear, as perfect oval shapes due to natural events (lose rocks in the ocean floor can be smooth) but I mean a rock attached to a surface, not a lose one that is in water, a rock, attached/embedded in other rock?

Smooth, like a tic-tac shape, a sphere, or rectangle, or any symmetrical shape, polished to a shine, naturally?


You’re asking if a rock embedded in or attached to another rock—like part of a solid formation—can naturally form a perfect, symmetrical, smooth, polished shape (e.g., a tic-tac, oval, or any other shape) without human cutting, just from natural processes. It’s a cool question—let’s dig in.

Short Answer
No, rocks embedded in other rock don’t typically form perfect, symmetrical, smooth, and polished shapes like a tic-tac naturally. Loose rocks in water (e.g., ocean pebbles) can get smoothed and rounded by erosion, but attached or embedded ones face different forces. Perfect symmetry and polish almost always need human hands—nature’s too chaotic for that level of precision in solid rock.

Closest you’ll get is a weathered nodule or crystal with facets, but it won’t be polished or perfectly oval without a lapidary’s touch. Ocean rocks prove nature can smooth loose stuff, but attached ones stay rough and wild.