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Rolen
05-29-2025, 03:04 AM
To the Esteemed Leaders and Valiant Adventurers of Norrath,

With a heart both resolute and heavy-laden, I, Rolen Hundreds, Guild Leader of Venerate, stand before you to beseech your aid in confronting a dire peril that threatens the very soul of our beloved realm. For too long, a vile plague has ravaged Norrath, unchecked and insidious, inflicting wounds upon our people—be they fiscal, political, or bodily. This scourge, left to fester, imperils all we hold dear. Now, in this hour of reckoning, we must unite as one, ere it grows too late, to sever this malignancy at its root and cast it into oblivion!

You, wise and discerning champions of Norrath, know well the true name of this menace: the Gnomes of Ak’Anon. These diminutive fiends, cloaked in guile, creep into our homes under cover of night, pilfering the very socks from our feet—nay, the left ones alone!—leaving us bereft of comfort and stability to face the dawn. From their accursed mountain stronghold, they weave schemes to amass ill-gotten wealth through deceit and trickery. Their machinations sow discord among our sacred guilds, fracturing the bonds of fellowship. Most heinous of all, credible reports attest to their cruelty: shoving innocent wood elf orphans from the lofty platforms of Kelethin, unseen by watchful eyes.

The case against these miscreants is clear, and the time for action is upon us! I call upon you, noble guilds of Norrath, to join Venerate in a righteous crusade to topple the Gnomish Hordes of Ak’Anon. Let us march as one, our banners raised, to breach their fortress and bring low the vile contraptions within. At their heart lies their so-called “King” Ak’Anon, a grotesque mockery of life—naught but a clattering amalgam of gears and oil, fit only for the scrapheap. Together, we shall dismantle this abomination and restore peace to our lands!

Brothers and sisters of Norrath, will you answer this clarion call? Join me, and let us forge a grand alliance to storm the gates of Ak’Anon. Let our swords clash and our voices thunder: DOWN WITH AK’ANON! Raise your standards high, and let us write a new chapter in Norrath’s history, one of triumph over treachery.

With utmost respect and unwavering admiration,
Rolen Hundreds
Guild Leader of Venerate

Duik
05-29-2025, 07:59 AM
You sound Mechannoyed.

kjs86z2
05-29-2025, 09:41 AM
reparations for the little people when?

Reiwa
05-29-2025, 12:44 PM
The Library Mechanamagica and it's contraptions have been a disaster for elvenkind.

Duik
05-29-2025, 06:09 PM
The Plane of Innovation (poinnovation)

Sounds like you have a new home.

Many emus (and live for that matter) have PoP.

Skyking
05-29-2025, 06:13 PM
The Library Mechanamagica and it's contraptions have been a disaster for elvenkind.

https://i.imgur.com/uxOAPZ7.jpeg

Makken
06-04-2025, 09:16 AM
All your left-footed socks belong to us. . . . And then, PROFIT!

CrazyPro
06-04-2025, 08:47 PM
we NEED to stop the gnomes

Reiwa
06-06-2025, 12:46 AM
Those damned gnomish technologists are ruining our forum lands harder than ever tonight.

Death to the Mechanoking!

WarpathEQ
06-10-2025, 12:09 PM
Rumor has it the gnomes have developed sophisticated technologies that let them see through walls. Now they can never be overthrown for fear of exposing what you did while sitting in the bathroom stall for 10+ minutes.

Swish
06-12-2025, 12:07 AM
They've ruined their own lands, they'll not ruin mine!

CrazyPro
06-12-2025, 05:44 PM
We need to besiege Ak'Anon and lay the carcasses of those vile gnomes strewn about their halls of metal and machinery. DOWN WITH AK'ANON!