Piff I know you will appreciate this photo

[visage]

I believe this one has character that even you could appreciate it.

http://i55.tinypic.com/2ryhx76.jpg

I was out with a buddy of mine , and this was months ago when I first became single , after a long relationship. I managed to drink for the first time while going out to meet some woman and boy did it suck. I personally regret it due to the fact I feel if I wasn't drunk. I could've gotten these two to do more then just make out. I'll never know tho , lesson learned that night hah, none the less good photo was fun regardless.

[Piff]

hahahahaha. the hat? the beater? the necklace? nonono.

those girls were drunk and having a good time with eachother, you didn't get the invite bro.

edit: grats on witnessing that though man.

[fishingme]

hahahahaha. the hat? the beater? the necklace? nonono.

those girls were drunk and having a good time with eachother, you didn't get the invite bro.

edit: grats on witnessing that though man.

Umm, out of the like three pictures you have posted I have seen no dick contacting ass. In this picture he is right behind for dick touching ass. Who cares if they are drunk?

[fishingme]

^ clearly you haven't creeped on me hard enough yet. pretty sure i posted this awhile ago.

http://i.imgur.com/DgMIb.jpg

I'm not gay, why would I want to creep you? Not to mention I've all ready told you that I've only seen like three photos

[deakolt]

visage is more pimp than piffen

[Piff]

visage is more pimp than piffen

[wrxBRAH]

Dont hate on Kevin Federlines Fedora.

[naez]

ive been within a 100 feet proximity of a woman b4 too

[Slathar]

Why is that 12 year old girl in piffens picture orange

[fishingme]

Why is that 12 year old girl in piffens picture orange

Wilson's disease or Hardcore jaundice, you pick

[Piff]

Why is that 12 year old girl in piffens picture orange

american youth my friend, american youth.

protip: go for the petite ones, bub.

[Pico]

looks like a classy joint you were at, if i saw those girls on the street id def never think they were prostitutes

[Doors]

Haters all up in here.

http://www.bucnasty.info/01.jpg

[Fourthmeal]

wut

[Feachie]

it's the haters ball

[Fourthmeal]

Haters gonna hate

[Feachie]

are we doin it right?

[visage]

hahahahaha. the hat? the beater? the necklace? nonono.

those girls were drunk and having a good time with eachother, you didn't get the invite bro.

edit: grats on witnessing that though man.

Peacocking bro. Look it up , wearing outrageous garbage is attention all over the clubs let alone conversation pieces. LOL You do realize the blonde one I was dancing with , the brunett I coaxed into making out with her. I got some other pics , but they are appropriate for this forum you got a email gladly send them for ya. Course I don't know if you could handle it. I still feel your a closested homo , but whatever.

[visage]

Oh and that necklace is a godsend. Well most $6.99 necklaces that are outrageous are. You see when your out at bar or club. You happen to get a lot of girls numbers etc. Well typically a lot of girls flake out more often then not or are to drunk to remember who you are or whatever other reasons. Therefore You wear a cheap ass necklace. They eventually will ask WTF is up with your necklace. Now heres where the fun comes in. You then make up a story like how your bestfriends daughter gave it to you before she died and you wear it for good luck. So now I attached a sentimental story to this goofy necklace. By the end of the night or interaction, I then place it around their neck. Then I leave. It ensures a second date or lay <<< Because most generally the woman would feel like shit if they didn't get it back to you. I like to call this a Lock in Item prop<<<< , but you wouldn't know anything about it, you see I screw girls , not have them babysit me. KK thx.

[visage]

are we doin it right?
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6439/ecd21.jpg

LMAO just saw this photo. Your dissing me???? Saying I look gay. LMAO look at this ass clown your body is buffer then him. Shouldn't you be behind him?

[Feachie]

nope. that's my bitch, he's fine where he is.

[visage]

nope. that's my bitch, he's fine where he is.

Upgrade you standards I am dissapointed in you.

[Constellations]

are we doin it right?
http://img838.imageshack.us/img838/6439/ecd21.jpg

If your house has a built in ipod dock that streams throughout it I am extremely fucking jealous...

[visage]

You look a awful like a skinny version of Tralina you guys aren't related are you?

[Bardalicious]

You look a awful like a skinny version of Tralina you guys aren't related are you?

And by that he means you both have breasts and a vagina, two things he's been fascinated with ever since he touched his first a year ago.

[visage]

And by that he means you both have breasts and a vagina, two things he's been fascinated with ever since he touched his first a year ago.

Get out this topic. You have no reason to be here. My photos you admire are in RL pic thread , go jerk off to your hearts desire. You have no play here and no legs to stand on because you bend over to much.

[Constellations]

Get out this topic. You have no reason to be here. My photos you admire are in RL pic thread , go jerk off to your hearts desire. You have no play here and no legs to stand on because you bend over to much.

Literally lol'ed irl at the last sentence.

SENTENCE STRUCTURE FTW

[Bardalicious]

Get out this topic. You have no reason to be here. My photos you admire are in RL pic thread , go jerk off to your hearts desire. You have no play here and no legs to stand on because you bend over to much.

I successfully called you out for being homosexual, to which you rightfully admitted. This quoted paragraph is what some might label "projecting".

No need to take your sexual frustration out on me.

[Bardalicious]

Literally lol'ed irl at the last sentence.

SENTENCE STRUCTURE FTW

I think he's calling me a paraplegic :o

[visage]

I successfully called you out for being homosexual, to which you rightfully admitted. This quoted paragraph is what some might label "projecting".

No need to take your sexual frustration out on me.

I clearly stated as in Tralina's signature. I've sucked a few , tho I was paid for it. I am in the business of porn. Like I said , male porn actors have a hard time getting into the door. Therefore most the money is in gay porn. Most men don't give a crap if the guy boneing the hot blonde teen isn't a stud. I prefer woman , but I could be gay for a guy looking like Brad Pit who wouldn't? As far as sexualy frustrated goes , no I got laid last weekend. WITH A GIRL <roadtrip , line> Wheres your photos? Do please share, i'm ready for another laugh.

[Feachie]

If your house has a built in ipod dock that streams throughout it I am extremely fucking jealous...

like i said in the pc thread, perks of marrying a geek :)

[visage]

like i said in the pc thread, perks of marrying a geek :)

Oh my bad didn't know that was your husband. I take back the mean things I said , I had no idea. Sorry

[Constellations]

like i said in the pc thread, perks of marrying a geek :)

Right now I am a sandwich, my flavour is peanut butter and jealous.

Also visage gay for pay is still gay bro.

[visage]

Right now I am a sandwich, my flavour is peanut butter and jealous.

Also visage gay for pay is still gay bro.

Not really. It is a job mate. I'm doing straight porn now anyway , that was about 6 months ago. Like I said I prefer woman sexually. Infact i just got done shooting not to long ago with Sadie West. No I cannot disclose her realname.

[Bardalicious]

I clearly stated as in Tralina's signature. I've sucked a few , tho I was paid for it. I am in the business of porn. Like I said , male porn actors have a hard time getting into the door. Therefore most the money is in gay porn. Most men don't give a crap if the guy boneing the hot blonde teen isn't a stud. I prefer woman , but I could be gay for a guy looking like Brad Pit who wouldn't? As far as sexualy frustrated goes , no I got laid last weekend. WITH A GIRL <roadtrip , line> Wheres your photos? Do please share, i'm ready for another laugh.

All I heard was:

"I WANT TO USE YOUR SKIN FOR A LAMPSHADE!"

[Constellations]

Not really. It is a job mate. I'm doing straight porn now anyway , that was about 6 months ago. Like I said I prefer woman sexually. Infact i just got done shooting not to long ago with Sadie West. No I cannot disclose her realname.

Lol @ you trying to swing your dick like anyone cares, you can't even type a sentence properly.

[Chippy]

He has to wear a hat to cover up that fucked up hairline.

[visage]

Lol @ you trying to swing your dick like anyone cares, you can't even type a sentence properly.

Well this conversation is over. Lets keep knocking sentence structure and spelling etc. You fit in well with most of the nerds on these forums getting off to the little things they find wrong. When in reality all you have to do is look in the mirror and analyze your sexual life. Then again I don't need to point these things out , these are the facts. Enjoy yourself buddy.

[Constellations]

Well this conversation is over. Lets keep knocking sentence structure and spelling etc. You fit in well with most of the nerds on these forums getting off to the little things they find wrong. When in reality all you have to do is look in the mirror and analyze your sexual life. Then again I don't need to point these things out , these are the facts. Enjoy yourself buddy.

Hahahahahahaha, acting like you know. Sorry I have decent standards for basic concepts such as grammar and spelling?

[Bardalicious]

Well this conversation is over. Lets keep knocking sentence structure and spelling etc. You fit in well with most of the nerds on these forums getting off to the little things they find wrong. When in reality all you have to do is look in the mirror and analyze your sexual life. Then again I don't need to point these things out , these are the facts. Enjoy yourself buddy.

I wish I knew how to "look in the mirror and analyze my sexual life". Oh wait, I can't even stand on my own legs to look in the mirror in the first place :(


Poor visage getting beat on all over the forums. The porn industry story is pretty fucking lulz though guy, thanks for that.

[visage]

Hahahahahahaha, acting like you know. Sorry I have decent standards for basic concepts such as grammar and spelling?

How about you bend over and spell run.

[Bardalicious]

Let us not forget that this is the guy that takes pictures of himself holding up shitty cans of energy drink wrapped with a single 20 dollar bill.

Hate to break it to you bro, but if you are sucking dicks to make a living, you obviously aren't making enough.

[visage]

Let us not forget that this is the guy that takes pictures of himself holding up shitty cans of energy drink wrapped with a single 20 dollar bill.

Hate to break it to you bro, but if you are sucking dicks to make a living, you obviously aren't making enough.

http://i54.tinypic.com/vxohu.jpg

I am concerned...

[Constellations]

http://i54.tinypic.com/vxohu.jpg

I am concerned...

What.

[Bardalicious]

Oh jesus. Full frontal face shot... definitely a 12.5 out of 10 on the serial rapist scale.


Oh right I forgot, you land all your women with necklaces from the dollar store. Rofl.

[Camnus]

He has to wear a hat to cover up that fucked up hairline.

LMAO

[visage]

Haters gonna hate

[Bardalicious]

Not really. It is a job mate. I'm doing straight porn now anyway , that was about 6 months ago. Like I said I prefer woman sexually. Infact i just got done shooting not to long ago with Sadie West. No I cannot disclose her realname.

Sadie West aka Romie Zayak. I totally know that because I boned her the other week. She didn't even have to get paid to do it either.

[Shannacore]

I clearly stated as in Tralina's signature. I've sucked a few , tho I was paid for it. I am in the business of porn. Like I said , male porn actors have a hard time getting into the door. Therefore most the money is in gay porn.

Titles of said porn please? I bet your junk is small.

[visage]

Titles of said porn please? I bet your junk is small.

Your welcome to Pm me and we can discuss this. From there we can take it to email etc. Quite frankly I don't need to have my vids public on these forums.

[Bardalicious]

Titles of said porn please? I bet your junk is small.

CALLED OUT. Yes, please critique the authenticity for us and post the results Trallina.

[Bardalicious]

Your welcome to Pm me and we can discuss this. From there we can take it to email etc. Quite frankly I don't need to have my vids public on these forums.

aka non existent or home videos

[visage]

aka non existent or home videos

I have to go you got me so bad there! You are like woo bro. My dick isn't hard enough for your standards

[Bardalicious]

I have to go you got me so bad there! You are like woo bro. My dick isn't hard enough for your standards

k...

[Hasbinbad]

ITT: 40 year old porn fluffer defends sucking sick.

[Pico]

Oh and that necklace is a godsend. Well most $6.99 necklaces that are outrageous are. You see when your out at bar or club. You happen to get a lot of girls numbers etc. Well typically a lot of girls flake out more often then not or are to drunk to remember who you are or whatever other reasons. Therefore You wear a cheap ass necklace. They eventually will ask WTF is up with your necklace. Now heres where the fun comes in. You then make up a story like how your bestfriends daughter gave it to you before she died and you wear it for good luck. So now I attached a sentimental story to this goofy necklace. By the end of the night or interaction, I then place it around their neck. Then I leave. It ensures a second date or lay <<< Because most generally the woman would feel like shit if they didn't get it back to you. I like to call this a Lock in Item prop<<<< , but you wouldn't know anything about it, you see I screw girls , not have them babysit me. KK thx.

hahahahahaha tell us more about how u read that dumbass 'pick-up artist' book you creep

[Pico]

seriously you're like the textbook case of a loser who started working out and then reads formulaic pickup methods instead of actually conversing with a girl like a regular human being.

keep mad negging don't forget to keno

[purist]

he's more like a bona fide rapist in training

[k1n0]

Worth Every Pixel ^-^

[Doors]

This thread went downhill faster than expected.

[Feachie]

move to rnf imo, i want to say many things to visage.

[visage]

Dudes stop I'm macking on these hot forum sluts leave me alone.

[Knuckle]

forums have really gone to shit, im likely to take my business elsewhere after my pubcrawl.

[deneauth]

forums have really gone to shit, im likely to take my business elsewhere after my pubcrawl.

/nod

[Doors]

forums have really gone to shit, im likely to take my business elsewhere after my pubcrawl.

Gone to shit how things are trending upwards. You aint going anywhere nerd.

[Knuckle]

Gone to shit how things are trending upwards.

lol

[deakolt]

visage is better looking than bardalicious...

and sucks a MEAN cock too.

he's clearly the better gay

[Piff]

what the fuck.

[JayDee]

Piff is the will smith of p99 and he's getting jiggy wit it

[eastadam55]

Piff is the only black person on p99.

[visage]

Piff is the only black person on p99.

Piff is not black.

[Bardalicious]

Akyra?

[Piff]

Akyra?

not black.

[visage]

not black.

Neither is piff

[eastadam55]

I have a black coach at my school and when he took of his shirt I swear to god his skin was pure white.

[visage]

I have a black coach at my school and when he took of his shirt I swear to god his skin was pure white.

Yes. They call this michael jacksons disease. This is one of the side effects. Was this the same coach that fondled you while saying he is peter pan?

[eastadam55]

Yes. They call this michael jacksons disease. This is one of the side effects. Was this the same coach that fondled you while saying he is peter pan?

He said he was going to show me a good time and he poured me some juice. After that, it all went blank and now my behind hurts.....

[Bardalicious]

He said he was going to show me a good time and he poured me some juice. After that, it all went blank and now my behind hurts.....

Be careful, you're about to get visage all hot and bothered.

[Kassel]

Visage why did you stop posting under your other acount pycoba_rng? was it becouse you had already been outed as the biggest tool on the boards? actually dont bother responding, everything you say is a lie anyway.

[Prince]

pick up artist more like dick suck fart-ist

[visage]

Visage why did you stop posting under your other acount pycoba_rng? was it becouse you had already been outed as the biggest tool on the boards? actually dont bother responding, everything you say is a lie anyway.

Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me , I'd fuck me so hard

[Knuckle]

pick up artist more like dick suck fart-ist

[Bardalicious]

pick up artist more like dick suck fart-ist

[eastadam55]

pick up artist more like dick suck fart-ist

[jarshale]

All I got from this thread is that visage blows dudes for money. Did I miss anything?

[fishingme]

All I got from this thread is that visage blows dudes for money. Did I miss anything?

That and 99% of the people who have posted in this thread don't get laid

[Prince]

like u eheehhehe

[fishingme]

like u eheehhehe

fuck, i wish. I wouldnt still be sitting at lvl 51 with 177 wisdom if i didnt

[visage]

Your ugly in RL , not your fault bra