We're all being puppeted by extradimensional beings who control everything we do

[CrazyPro]

Everything you have done, are doing, and will do, is being dictated solely by an extradimensional being beyond all comprehension. They puppet us and make us kill our own friends and families to then rummage through their remains, gleefully hijacking our mouths to exclaim their joy upon stealing precious heirlooms of the fallen. They force us into life threatening situations and have us die only to reincarnate so they can repeat the cycle of torment once again. It's as if it's some sort of game to them.

These beings are not afraid to use their own elevated powers in their sick and twisted puppet show. I was walking around in Freeport the other day and this guy is just standing there doing nothing, I say hello and he just blankly stares off into the distance for several minutes, completely unresponsive, before abruptly emitting some sort of disembodied screech into my mind conveying a plea for someone to bind his soul. It terrifies me but I cannot thwart the demon that possesses me, and my mind is torn asunder for a mere moment as I emit a disembodied screech of my own. I know not what many of these words mean, surely in the tongue of the demons, but I dare not dwell any further on what "noob" or "reroll" could possibly mean, for it can't be good for the waking mind. Even what I am saying right now is entirely controlled by the extradimensional being pulling my strings, I cannot possibly know why but I feel like this is some sort of mockery.

WTB server merge

[Sonolin]

Yeah.... They are called enchanters

[Evia]

Did you just inception my inception?!

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

Color me surprised.

In fact, this is an old, old story

All I know is, this "reality" has seams.

[BradZax]

And I’m supposed to just not notice that nobody has cleaned up the poop laying there in west Freeport?!

[Wayward]

Everything you have done, are doing, and will do, is being dictated solely by an extradimensional being beyond all comprehension. They puppet us and make us kill our own friends and families to then rummage through their remains, gleefully hijacking our mouths to exclaim their joy upon stealing precious heirlooms of the fallen. They force us into life threatening situations and have us die only to reincarnate so they can repeat the cycle of torment once again. It's as if it's some sort of game to them.

These beings are not afraid to use their own elevated powers in their sick and twisted puppet show. I was walking around in Freeport the other day and this guy is just standing there doing nothing, I say hello and he just blankly stares off into the distance for several minutes, completely unresponsive, before abruptly emitting some sort of disembodied screech into my mind conveying a plea for someone to bind his soul. It terrifies me but I cannot thwart the demon that possesses me, and my mind is torn asunder for a mere moment as I emit a disembodied screech of my own. I know not what many of these words mean, surely in the tongue of the demons, but I dare not dwell any further on what "noob" or "reroll" could possibly mean, for it can't be good for the waking mind. Even what I am saying right now is entirely controlled by the extradimensional being pulling my strings, I cannot possibly know why but I feel like this is some sort of mockery.

WTB server merge

Have you tried turning it off and then on again?

[kjs86z2]

pls feed me my goyslop

[wuanahto]

if spiral galaxies are basically flat at that scale that means there are flat worlds out there somewhere
it will be known as shrodingers planet

[Mortdecai99]

jesus h christ
Rim honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

[CrazyPro]

jesus h christ
Rim honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

Nice, the UN copypasta made it's way to the forums

[BradZax]

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

He doesn't think about you at all.

[Sadre Spinegnawer]

jesus h christ
Rim honestly, if you are really a kid as people believe you are. There are better thing in life than seeking the attention or approval of people on this random EQ server that you happen to frequent.

Don't fuck your life up thinking your evenings are better spent appealing to the people who reminisce about fucking up theirs.

Do something for fucks sake.

Improve yourself, in any way or measure you see fit. Hit the gym, find a hobby, find a person to love. anything but pretending to be some random person for laughs on a server filled with middle aged men arguing over the rules we've imposed on ourselves on a 27 year old game.

fuck sake, you make me weep for youss

You don't have to have a life to have honor, Harold.

[kjs86z2]

the lizard peepul walk among us

[Ekco]

and wear realistic skin face masks during tv news segments

[Wakanda]

If you haven't seen the film Bugonia you would probably enjoy it.