What would you do for your first 48 hours If you won the Lottery?

[visage]

Your first 48 hours... After winning the lottery. Exactly what do you think you would end up doing.

[visage]

I'd like to buy some lungs. So I could get mine swapped out every two years if I decided to go back to smoking.

[Bardalicious]

I'd buy you a vasectomy. Don't worry, I'll wrap it up and put a ribbon on top first. I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.

[visage]

I'd buy you a vasectomy. Don't worry, I'll wrap it up and put a ribbon on top first. I wouldn't want to ruin the surprise.

I'd be stoked. Dr. Says I'm to young to have one of those unfortunetly.

[Feachie]

call my financial advisor $$

[Harrison]

Pay someone to go to your house and smash your computer, phone, and anything you could possibly use to post here ever again.

[visage]

Pay someone to go to your house and smash your computer, phone, and anything you could possibly use to post here ever again.

Your one to talk. Though I don't mind your presence in the forums. You were one of the most annoying (&@(@(JD( I ever herd in global ooc. Like you didn't know when to quit when you were ahead. Anyway I have no trash talk for you. I save that for the real fans.

[azeth]

call my financial advisor $$

same. if i hit an amount allowing me to discontinue working for the rest of my life, i'd likely work with my company to buy into a capital preservation modeled hedge fund.

[Feachie]

oh how cute, am i harrison's newest obsession? how fat

[Harrison]

oh how cute, am i harrison's newest obsession? how fat

I was talking about Visage, and the post in the other thread is the only other post of mine toward you.

You seriously need your head examined. You've blown a fuckin' gasket.

[Feachie]

i've blown a gasket because i fucking bite back now? fuck you bitches, all of you. srsly :)

[Harrison]

There's a difference between biting back and biting everyone and everything that nears you, like a psychotic, delusional, animal.

I bite back.

You just flip the fuck out, haphazardly.

[visage]

I was talking about Visage, and the post in the other thread is the only other post of mine toward you.

You seriously need your head examined. You've blown a fuckin' gasket.

Shes mine you can't have it. <unzips

[Feachie]

There's a difference between biting back and biting everyone and everything that nears you, like a psychotic, delusional, animal.

I bite back.

You just flip the fuck out, haphazardly.

well, at least you know now. but do you honestly think most of these retards deserve decent conversation?

[Harrison]

Don't get me wrong.

A lot of people here I wouldn't piss on them, were they on fire. (Thanks Eminem)

Doesn't mean you should go around lashing out like a psych patient off their benzos.

[Feachie]

when you dont know who is friend or foe, who cares?

given the opportunity, anybody that posts here regularly would make a jab at me.

[Harrison]

I didn't even know who you were until this morning lol

[Feachie]

well at least now you've probably been briefed on all relevant information, such as I am a man, I'm fat, my marriage is shit, and other fun facts.

[visage]

I feeled ignored. =(

[Harrison]

well at least now you've probably been briefed on all relevant information, such as I am a man, I'm fat, my marriage is shit, and other fun facts.

Pfft, that shit's tame compared to what I get on a daily basis.

It's the fucking internet. Most of these slobs have to move their gut to type without smashing their spacebar by accident.

[Feachie]

yup yup. i've gotten into the habit this week of ignoring 90% of posts, especially if the poster is trash. no, silence doesn't mean you're winning, silence means you're not worth the time it would take to reply. :)

[Doors]

I hate the lottery. I would rather throw my money in the garbage but if I actually did win I probably wouldn't change anything in the first 48 hours. Maybe go open some bank accounts to start storing my funds. Probably buy some little stuff until big checks came in.

[Tumdumm]

probably gamble it all away :( realistically

[connect]

Double.Then Triple check to make sure the numbers all matched. Talk to my fin. advisor. Arrange to pay off my house and other bills. Decide an amount that I would just blow on stupid shit like a car, jetskies, gambling, ect. Then bank the rest or invest half into low risk options.

[fishingme]

I'd buy feachie the sex change he has always wanted so he doesn't need to pretend anymore

[visage]

On a real note. I'd take the money and first I'd have a week of fun to myself before I did anything else. First I would end up leaving my job in the funniest way I could think of possible. Second I would cruise about 3 of my exes and take about I don't know 20,000 and shit on it and then have it burned while we ding dong ditched their doorstep. Third - I'd travel to Australia and bang the shit out of 16 year old australian chicks because that's the legal age their.

[fishingme]

On a real note. I'd take the money and first I'd have a week of fun to myself before I did anything else. First I would end up leaving my job in the funniest way I could think of possible. Second I would cruise about 3 of my exes and take about I don't know 20,000 and shit on it and then have it burned while we ding dong ditched their doorstep. Third - I'd travel to Australia and bang the shit out of 16 year old australian chicks because that's the legal age their.

14 in hawaii, homie

[visage]

14 in hawaii, homie

Actually its 16 in hawaii man. I've got there plenty of times to know. Besides I wouldn't hit up anything uneder 18 in the US. Shit is upon so badly where in Australia hitting up omn 16 year olds is more of acceptable.

[Kassel]

Collect my cash, turn off my phone and leave the country for a month.

[azeth]

turn off my phone and leave

For the win. This, I imagine, is the best route to take upon winning the lotto.

[fishingme]

For the win. This, I imagine, is the best route to take upon winning the lotto.

I'm glad that if you won the lottery, you would do the same

[azeth]

i post passive aggressively

[purist]

i say we make a lottery and only on days his number is called can visage make a post

[fishingme]

Actually its 16 in hawaii man. I've got there plenty of times to know. Besides I wouldn't hit up anything uneder 18 in the US. Shit is upon so badly where in Australia hitting up omn 16 year olds is more of acceptable.

then it was like 14 in arizona or texas, maybe 13. Can't quite remember, I still can't find my "Age of Consent" hand book

[fishingme]

I still think you need a vacation, you deserve it.

[SearyxTZ]

I would not leave my job (I love my job). But I would:

-buy the porsche cayman I want (which I'm getting anyway, but hey)

-move to the really nice condos in santa monica

-plan vacation to Tahiti

-buy myself some red1999 server :cool:

[Drieddead]

I would donate a few grand to p99 then go buy a sandwich.

[Pico]

Pay someone to go to your house and smash your computer, phone, and anything you could possibly use to post here ever again.

my god, harrison made me laugh