Are messenger bags gay?

[Tiggles]

I need something to carry my shit around when I'm working.

A briefcase looks so fucking dated and I am looking for something softer as well.

I need something to hold my Ipad as well as various work related paperwork.

I need to travel often for my job and I'm always in a suit. I don't want to wear a bag that makes me look like a fruit.

Are they effeminate or am I being self conscious?

enclosed is the bag I want to buy.

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/MBG1267200_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5

matching Ipad case

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/ML1374200_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5


P.S Visage, I will un-ignore you for this thread because I think you would have good insight on this topic. Don't ruin it

[Harrison]

ipod case...lol

[Diggles]

get a razer messenger bag and show the bads at business meetings that you're a fucking stud

[Tiggles]

get a razer messenger bag and show the bads at business meetings that you're a fucking stud

I better get one of those for free when i buy their stupid $3,000 laptop in December.

http://www.razerzone.com/blade

[Diggles]

you should hear their excuse


BUT, IT WILL MAKE OTHER COMPANIES MAKE THE SAME THING CHEAPER. WE INTRODUCED A 99 DOLLAR MOUSE WHEN THE STANDARD WAS 5 DOLLARS

[Jenithia]

I think the one you chose looks nice but do they have it in black?

[Tiggles]

Savage neck-beards hate on the laptop for being overpriced for the specs but it will play bf3 at max settings and Swtor that's all I need.

I am willing to pay 3grand to pull out my laptop in the office during lunch and have it look just as shiny and think as the tools with the macbooks.


Anyway enough talking to myself.

Messenger bags go

[Tiggles]

I think the one you chose looks nice but do they have it in black?

unfortunately, no but I'm liking the natural leather color they have it with a plaid siding but I think that's a little too much.

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/MBG1277249_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5

[Diggles]

Meh. I'll wait until they have a 13" or so one. Don't need a 1900 reso on a laptop. lol.

Although, for 2,800 I can buy a bitchin desktop setup

[Slathar]

Get a briefcase.

[Tiggles]

Get a briefcase.

I have one and I feel like my grandfather when I need to use it.

[Diggles]

I carried around a briefcase in middle school.

Hard ass metal one, looked like something out of a spy movie.

kids made fun of me until I knocked the shit out of them with it.

mom took away my metal briefcase

[Tiggles]

I carried around a briefcase in middle school.

Hard ass metal one, looked like something out of a spy movie.

kids made fun of me until I knocked the shit out of them with it.

mom took away my metal briefcase

we never did that

[Diggles]

of course you wouldn't remember it, silly. i controlled you your entire middle and high school life. all of your memories are shit I pulled from the internet and bad romance novels.

[Dravingar]

Messenger bags on a fat person doesn't work. Go with a briefcase.

[Diggles]

Messenger bags on a fat person doesn't work. Go with a briefcase.

Knows from personal experience

[Dravingar]

For serious, I'm wicked fat.

[Dravingar]

Also, How I feel about this thread.

[Diggles]

So you aren't gay, you're just gay.

[Diggles]

gay may be replaced with fat in that sentence

[Deadmantis]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_CaYmlYu-yj4/S3xnLNPTnZI/AAAAAAAAAJY/t9huNYEmhoA/s320/The-Hangover-Costume%5B1%5D.jpg

[Tiggles]

For serious, I'm wicked fat.

So someone calls you fat so you immediately have to post a picture to prove that your a filthy hipster living in a shithole instead of fat?

[Juugox2]

beards = hiding double chin

[YendorLootmonkey]

There is only one man that can pull off a messenger bag.

http://images.t-nation.com/forum_images/3/9/3934a-jack_bauer_2.jpg

And I am pretty sure it has something to do with him having a gun.

[Littlegyno]

Literally the gayest thread in this entire forum. More gay than visage's threads.

Good job niggles.

[Dantes]

Looks like a purse

[Seaweedpimp]

I need to travel often for my job and I'm always in a suit. I don't want to wear a bag that makes me look like a fruit.


lol

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://www.realmenrealstyle.com/suits-backpack/

[Slathar]

Also, How I feel about this thread.

you look like my dad from 1973

[Dravingar]

hipster

Says the man trying to buy a messenger bag.

[Diggles]

Says the man trying to buy a messenger bag.

says the man wearing hipster shit and living with another man in what looks like a trailer

[Tuko]

Just get a powerpuff girls lunch box to carry your stuff in the Ipad itself isnt gay/hipster enough.

[Dravingar]

says the man wearing hipster shit and living with another man in what looks like a trailer

That was taken inside a cabin on a winter holiday but you are pretty close. Also, I'm not denying I'm a hipster.

[Ennoia]

http://www.vikingbags.com/

The only bags that don't make you look like a fag.

[Harrison]

gay may be replaced with fat in that sentence

Lol he looks skinny as fuck.

How you got fat from that picture is just...wow. Did you suck at blocks as a baby too?

[Tiggles]

Lol he looks skinny as fuck.

How you got fat from that picture is just...wow. Did you suck at blocks as a baby too?

wow your dumb

[Eternal-Elf]

That was taken inside a cabin on a winter holiday but you are pretty close. Also, I'm not denying I'm a hipster.

I give you props for having the courage to put up a picture of that Motel 8 looking garbage can you live in. You had to know that you were going to get blasted by everyone here about how ugly and poor you are.

Oh well

[Dantes]

That was taken inside a cabin on a winter holiday but you are pretty close. Also, I'm not denying I'm a hipster.

In that case, why do you have a Coors Light? You should be drinkin Raineer like all the other hipsters.

[Dravingar]

In that case, why do you have a Coors Light? You should be drinkin Raineer like all the other hipsters.

Ha, I wish. It was in Arizona where they don't have Hamm's, Rainier or Olympia and the 6 packs aren't in tallboys. Red state pussies.

[Tiggles]

So I've been bullied by the status quo to carry a brief case.

So I need to buy a black one and a brown/burgandy one.

Someone help me pick some good ones. Try and keep it under a $700 per.

Fossil doesnt sell them so I dont know good brands for briefcases.

[Ennoia]

Zero Halliburton Aluminum Black (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&sugexp=gsih&cp=15&gs_id=2g&xhr=t&q=halliburton+briefcase&qe=aGFsaWJ1cnRvbiBicmll&qesig=8mNjyahBVA9zFy5haezxzg&pkc=AFgZ2tmEXWa31CC7sOBVpWtAvTXNgBxQzh_1bBcH8PWKWn P4lmsuJCiZUsV3EHcDqztvQWajxt-Q0XSgF5-1FEzynot2bhLC0Q&pq=haliburton&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&biw=1024&bih=634&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=14574770777425542256&sa=X&ei=6FdZTtyiL9LE0AHa6vyuDw&sqi=2&ved=0CHMQ8gIwBA)

Standard briefcase (http://www.superiorluggage.com/365.html?American-Belting-Attache)

[Knuckle]

Savage neck-beards hate on the laptop for being overpriced for the specs but it will play bf3 at max settings and Swtor that's all I need.

I am willing to pay 3grand to pull out my laptop in the office during lunch and have it look just as shiny and think as the tools with the macbooks.


Anyway enough talking to myself.

Messenger bags go

My asus laptop has literally identical specs(graphic card is gtx450 1.5gb vs their 2.0 gb gtx550). So that extra 1000 is basically that touchpad thing whixh admittedly is pretty cool

[Barkingturtle]

Briefcase still looks pretty gay when you open it up and all your anti-retrovirals fall out, Tigs. If you're concerned about keeping up appearances, though, you probably need a change of employment. May I suggest: firefighter, cop, construction worker, Native American fellow or biker daddy. All respectable and manly.

[Tiggles]

My asus laptop has literally identical specs(graphic card is gtx450 1.5gb vs their 2.0 gb gtx550). So that extra 1000 is basically that touchpad thing whixh admittedly is pretty cool

Yeah but heres the deal

I'm at the office and my co-workers are all Mac fanboys and they pull out there super thin macbook pro thingies AND I WANNA A PRETTY LAPTOP TOO!

[Tiggles]

Zero Halliburton Aluminum Black (http://www.google.com/products/catalog?hl=en&sugexp=gsih&cp=15&gs_id=2g&xhr=t&q=halliburton+briefcase&qe=aGFsaWJ1cnRvbiBicmll&qesig=8mNjyahBVA9zFy5haezxzg&pkc=AFgZ2tmEXWa31CC7sOBVpWtAvTXNgBxQzh_1bBcH8PWKWn P4lmsuJCiZUsV3EHcDqztvQWajxt-Q0XSgF5-1FEzynot2bhLC0Q&pq=haliburton&gs_upl=&bav=on.2,or.r_gc.r_pw.r_cp.&biw=1024&bih=634&um=1&ie=UTF-8&tbm=shop&cid=14574770777425542256&sa=X&ei=6FdZTtyiL9LE0AHa6vyuDw&sqi=2&ved=0CHMQ8gIwBA)

Standard briefcase (http://www.superiorluggage.com/365.html?American-Belting-Attache)

First one is uggglllly

Second looks nice, still makes me feel old......

[Slathar]

First one is uggglllly

Second looks nice, still makes me feel old......

i think you should be more concerned with which one stores fried chicken best

[Tamiah2011]

I need something to carry my shit around when I'm working.

A briefcase looks so fucking dated and I am looking for something softer as well.

I need something to hold my Ipad as well as various work related paperwork.

I need to travel often for my job and I'm always in a suit. I don't want to wear a bag that makes me look like a fruit.

Are they effeminate or am I being self conscious?

enclosed is the bag I want to buy.

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/MBG1267200_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5

matching Ipad case

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/ML1374200_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5


P.S Visage, I will un-ignore you for this thread because I think you would have good insight on this topic. Don't ruin it




Yes very gay,I saw a guy with one today and I had to do everything in my power not to say "Hey nice purse ladyboy"

[Diggles]

Yes very gay,I saw a guy with one today and I had to do everything in my power not to say "Hey nice purse ladyboy"

you got banned stop talking

[Tiggles]

Yes very gay,I saw a guy with one today and I had to do everything in my power not to say "Hey nice purse ladyboy"

you got banned stop talking

[RandySlopeJr]

yes very gay

[Yiblaan]

As a fellow Homosexual, Yes they ARE gay. I carry a Black leather Laptop bag everywhere I go while in College.

[Ennoia]

Are you in a formal suit and tie office or a casual dress office? Backpacks aren't entirely out of the question if it's the latter. Otherwise, well, you're gonna be feelin' old...successful and organized...but old.

[Slathar]

Are you in a formal suit and tie office or a casual dress office? Backpacks aren't entirely out of the question if it's the latter. Otherwise, well, you're gonna be feelin' old...successful and organized...but old.

suitcase = successful?

[Feachie]

suitcase = on vacation or homeless, backpack = young, messenger bags are for messengers and hipster wannabes.

[Diggles]

I'm a messenger

[Slathar]

suitcase = on vacation or homeless, backpack = young, messenger bags are for messengers and hipster wannabes.

i have a small black messenger bag

[EkireiTheNecro]

The Nvidia GT 555M that laptop has in it will **NOT** run BF3 at max.

Not above 5-10 FPS at least.

[EkireiTheNecro]

i have a small black messenger bag

It's not nice to talk about black people that way Slathar.

[EkireiTheNecro]

If you're gonna spend $3000 on a "gaming laptop" then just buy the Alienware m18x.

It's freaking huge though.

[YendorLootmonkey]

http://www.yowazzup.com/blog/images/bacon-briefcase.jpg

http://www.coolest-gadgets.com/20070320/gotta-go-briefcase-for-those-in-a-spot/

http://www.ajb007.co.uk/topic/33275/the-king-of-bond-props/

[Knuckle]

As a fellow Homosexual, Yes they ARE gay. I carry a Black leather Laptop bag everywhere I go while in College.

lol sup yib

[Tiggles]

Are you in a formal suit and tie office or a casual dress office? Backpacks aren't entirely out of the question if it's the latter. Otherwise, well, you're gonna be feelin' old...successful and organized...but old.

No Backpacks and unless its friday or weekend work its pretty formal.

[Theldios]

That bag is just fine. i have been using one almost identical to it for over 30 years. good solid leather bag that stands the test of time

[Bodeanicus]

In that case, why do you have a Coors Light? You should be drinkin Raineer like all the other hipsters.

PBR is the ultimate hipster beer. They can have it. Utter shit.

[EkireiTheNecro]

That bag is just fine. i have been using one almost identical to it for over 30 years. good solid leather bag that stands the test of time

The leather one yeah.

The leather and plaid....that's definitely borderline homosexual.

[EkireiTheNecro]

Plus look at that green plaid...what will you EVER wear with it!??!

[Kassel]

Get an Ogio messenger bag, the leather bags are pretentious and make you look like a douche.

http://ogio.com/work

I won one in a golf tournament and people keep trying to steal it !

[EkireiTheNecro]

Savage neck-beards hate on the laptop for being overpriced for the specs but it will play bf3 at max settings and Swtor that's all I need.

I am willing to pay 3grand to pull out my laptop in the office during lunch and have it look just as shiny and think as the tools with the macbooks.


Anyway enough talking to myself.

Messenger bags go

It's hard to say currently how SWTOR will run at release.

As of right now, it's running nearly identical on max settings and min GFX settings. Antialiasing is currently disabled and not even turning it on at hardware level will render it in game -- it'll just slow you down a **LOT**

It currently uses dual GFX setups with about 0% efficiency. It barely runs better on my new pc with dual 560s than it does on my 4 year old HP junker with a $100 ati 4650 I bought about a 2 years ago. Yet this PC can run Crysis 2 @ 1920x1080 on ultra (25-50FPS) with just **ONE** 560 let alone both.


The game looks **TERRIBLE** at low settings. Really not even worth playing. On high/max settings though it's a good looking game. The combat works really well for an MMO. The ranged shooting mechanics are more flehsed out than alot of the melee (saber fighting) mechanics atm. The cover system used by the merc/assassin classes works very well -- better and more fluid than even ME2s cover system.

But I've already said too much.....let me digress.

[Diggles]

the lightsaber fights look as stale as the ones in Battlefront 1.

yes, the one where the npcs have them only and they la la one shot everything

[Feachie]

i'm kind of amazed at this bag (http://www.chromebagsstore.com/bags/messenger-bags/mini-metro-buckle-bag---small.html?c=121#), i was browsing and saw pbr. def too casual for your job though

[Diggles]

I haven't followed GW2 very much but the couple of gameplay vids i've seen look stellar.

[Tiggles]

Get an Ogio messenger bag, the leather bags are pretentious and make you look like a douche.

http://ogio.com/work

I won one in a golf tournament and people keep trying to steal it !

I'm not wearing anything that costs under $100.00

geez people

[Zereh]

^^ snob

[Zereh]

<3

[EkireiTheNecro]

PBR is the ultimate hipster beer. They can have it. Utter shit.

I'm drinkin PBR right now lol. Clearly the best of the $1 per 16oz cans around here.

The other options are absolutely disgusting. Ya got keystone light, milwauke's best, hurricane, old english, colt .45. All the ghetto / white trash classics.

Then ya got the "high gravity" lagers that the alchys drink. Your steele reserve type rot gut. %8+ beers that taste almost like really really cheap wine.

[EkireiTheNecro]

the lightsaber fights look as stale as the ones in Battlefront 1.

yes, the one where the npcs have them only and they la la one shot everything

No. It's not BAD it just needs work.

And they're working on it. Like you said it's a problem of satisfaction for several of the classes, while you can instantly tell the the bounty hunter class is really, really satisfying. Surprisingly the same is true of the imperial agent.

This has to do with quests as well though. Some of the low level jedi questlines are just plain boring. Even once you have your prized lightsaber, you may still be battling mostly creatures -- while the sith jedis are taking on jedi masters by level 20.

[Loke]

I have a Manhattan Portage messenger bag that I use for school / biking and fucking love it. It isn't all fancy like the leather ones you posted, but also not all "I'm bike messenger chic" like all the chrome bags you see douches wearing these days.

[Feachie]

forget being bike messenger chic, chrome's smallest bag has a nice padded strap and fits a 12 pack and a pair of shoes. tell me after 30 miles a padded strap doesn't sound nice, i dare you, because before we get all the way home my strap kills me.

i'm "investing" in one asap

[Loke]

idk, my manhattan portage bag is super comfortable... I ride my bike everywhere and have never had a problem with the strap being uncomfortable. I do like how most chrome bags are lined with like rubber or whatever on the inside though - we've definitely filled my friends with ice and beer on more than a few occasions.

[Hasbinbad]

http://www.leathertree.com/

[Tasslehofp99]

unfortunately, no but I'm liking the natural leather color they have it with a plaid siding but I think that's a little too much.

http://s7d2.scene7.com/is/image/FossilPartners/MBG1277249_main?resMode=sharp2&op_sharpen=1&rgn=0,0,2000,2000&scl=5

the plaid is better then the plain leather, personally i'd use a backpack (less gay, less old-man looking, and way more comfortable)

[Tasslehofp99]

I'm drinkin PBR right now lol. Clearly the best of the $1 per 16oz cans around here.

The other options are absolutely disgusting. Ya got keystone light, milwauke's best, hurricane, old english, colt .45. All the ghetto / white trash classics.

Then ya got the "high gravity" lagers that the alchys drink. Your steele reserve type rot gut. %8+ beers that taste almost like really really cheap wine.

Or you guys could just go with 2 dollar 24 ounces of budweiser, its a bearable taste and still affordable. 7/11 in New york has 3 packs of 24 ounces for $5.24, thats 6 beers incase you're retarded.

[jarshale]

http://www.leathertree.com/genuine-ostrich-elite-briefcase-1362/

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